Lauren Boebert rides again (and again and again), we're liars when it comes to speeding, Bears had a bad weekend and Folgers is getting fancy!

Lauren Boebert rides again (and again and again), we're liars when it comes to speeding, Bears had a bad weekend and Folgers is getting fancy!

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September 21 2026

LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms. 

LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms.&nbsp;

We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back!

We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back!

Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now?

Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now?