The Kluck Index
September 24 2026
LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms.
04:58
September 23 2026
We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back!
04:24
September 22 2026
Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now?
04:06
September 21 2026
Lauren Boebert rides again (and again and again), we're liars when it comes to speeding, Bears had a bad weekend and Folgers is getting fancy!
03:54
September 18 2026
Japan is loaded with old folks, Starbucks has a new drink, income is up, gar prices are going higher and interest is up too. EVERYTHING IS UP!
05:08
September 17 2026
Most of us are all-in on Freedom of the Press, the war with Iran is costing us a ton of dough, if you're stressed try reading for a few minutes and AI is probably going to end us LOL
03:51
September 16 2026
A lady strips on a plane, Jimmy John's is getting serious beef, Spam is getting hot and a zoo in the UK makes a terrible marketing choice.
05:04
September 15 2026
Going to see the Browns lose is costing an all-time high, TikTok is doling out awful health advice, your phone may be messing up your body and BK rolls out a Whopper variant.
04:48
September 14 2026
Florida about to be dusty, we still have a ways to go with equality, Subway is getting hot and Club Crackers are getting canned!
04:21
September 11 2026
We have a golf outing after the show today so I'm not going to waste too much time writing a synopsis of the jokes in today's edition of the Index you'll just have to trust me that all ten items are accounted for in this lil' bitty podcast version.
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