The Kluck Index
January 16 2026
Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!
04:49
January 15 2026
Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore.
04:20
January 14 1016
Google is worth trillions, the water on airplanes is bad, bad bad....we could have a pill that snitches on you for skipping your meds and I have bad news for us when we turn 57, 70 and 78!
04:12
January 13 2026
Arby's has a new dessert, that Piper Rockelle is spending her OnlyFans money, we're inside more and Subway wants to top you off!
04:42
January 12 2026
Late on the draw posting this from yesterday. Woof, rough start to 2026 lol
03:43
January 9 2026
Alaska is getting buried, Gen-Z are working until they die, vaping is out and ciggies are back in and if you take GLP-1s....you better plan on taking them forever.
06:06
January 8 2026
We carry spare underpants? Girl Scout cookie season has arrived, nursing and engineering are so hot right now and KFC is bringing back a $5 classic!
04:44
January 7 2026
We want breathalyzers in our new cars, we suck at making friends, it's National Bobblehead Day and seniors are going to kill us all....
04:44
January 6 2026
The Flu is having a banger year already, the AVNs are on the way, dining rooms are out, the Sub Club is in and it's my brother Kevin's birthday!
04:09
January 5 2026
BOOM! We're back after the holidays !
04:37