The oceans are getting hotter, Niners are having a rough preseason, Mountain Dew has a new collab and Crumbl is welcoming kids back to school

The oceans are getting hotter, Niners are having a rough preseason, Mountain Dew has a new collab and Crumbl is welcoming kids back to school

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August 26 2026

Sonic has a weird name for this season, Good Good has had a rough couple of weeks, Penn State is a touch tone deaf and most of us hate data centers. 

Sonic has a weird name for this season, Good Good has had a rough couple of weeks, Penn State is a touch tone deaf and most of us hate data centers.&nbsp;

September 4 2026

The Rich Dad, Poor Dad guy is in deep, Pringles are getting thiccc, more of us are working class and we all think we're on the phone too much!

The Rich Dad, Poor Dad guy is in deep, Pringles are getting thiccc, more of us are working class and we all think we're on the phone too much!

September 3 2026

A 91 year old is out there making us all feel like schlubs, Arby's is in the mocktail game, Orlando is tops for retirement and pet owners are using AI a ton!

A 91 year old is out there making us all feel like schlubs, Arby's is in the mocktail game, Orlando is tops for retirement and pet owners are using AI a ton!

August 26 2026

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