



September 4 2026
Sonic has a weird name for this season, Good Good has had a rough couple of weeks, Penn State is a touch tone deaf and most of us hate data centers.

September 3 2026
The Rich Dad, Poor Dad guy is in deep, Pringles are getting thiccc, more of us are working class and we all think we're on the phone too much!

September 2 2026
A 91 year old is out there making us all feel like schlubs, Arby's is in the mocktail game, Orlando is tops for retirement and pet owners are using AI a ton!

September 1 2026
September first happens to be National Burnt Ends Day, NASA launched $4B into space, Apple TV+ is going up and IHOP has an insane new Fall menu item!

August 31 2026
You have got to be kidding....August is OVER? Never got close to my beach body!

August 28 2026
We got off on a bit of a tangent so this Index is like 8 mins, sorry!

August 27 2026
Booze-free gin is a crime, KFC ups their dipping sauce game, people are smoothing up in DMs on LinkedIn, BK finally getting it's nugget act together and naps could be killing your ass!

August 26 2026
The oceans are getting hotter, Niners are having a rough preseason, Mountain Dew has a new collab and Crumbl is welcoming kids back to school

August 25 2026
DQ has a new Fall flavor, most of us don't want kids on social media even though we're on it all day everyday and if you see Paul Stanley mowing Jason's yard later.....mind ya business!

August 24 2026
Weed freak-outs are at an all-time high, McDonalds is ringing in Fall, we celebrate the waffle this morning and apparently hotel cleanliness isn't important to 100% of us when booking