June 26 2026

Rats are getting stronger, the Weather Channel is #1 in our hearts, we leave for vacation after the show today so we'll see ya after the 4th! Don't blow your fingers off!

June 25 2025

If you need a reason to chase a pregnant woman, have I got one for you! We have a new loudest town crier (WTF?)most of us still believe in karma and Little Caesar's has a new pizza that'll tingle your Spidey sense!

June 24 2026

MUG root beer has their first-ever new flavor, Wingstop doesn't know how to do math, Eggo is skipping the sugar and most of us don't trust AI-generated anything. 

June 23 2026

Some of us are dining out A LOT, TikTok is not the place to find good sun protection advice, we're getting stoked for Detroit-style pizza, new Qdoba and AI is coming for the government!

June 22 2026

Old FLorida dudes get after it, casual hookups are down, we're getting free birthday cake and health care has priced almost half of us out of the game!

June 19 2026

DC needs pool shock apparently, Jersey Mike is our new king, don't sit too much or not enough and Father's Day is Sunday!

June 18 2026

Arby's has a cheesy new sammich, a messy car lets people know you're life is also a mess, Red Lobster is giving away Shrimp for 25 years and Pizza Hut was sold!

June 17 2026

Cutting out sugar could actually ruin your insides, stocks are up, our bathroom has finally gotten lighting and SPAM has a new collaboration!

June 16 2026

We have out first trillionaire, Cracker Barrel is bringing back a Summer classic, our dreams are making some of us quit work and today it's all about the fudge, baby!

June 15 2026

El Nino is coming back, Coors Light wants you three deep at all times this Summer, the SAT turns 100 and about half of us get pretty bored having a conversation.