Japan is loaded with old folks, Starbucks has a new drink, income is up, gar prices are going higher and interest is up too. EVERYTHING IS UP!

Japan is loaded with old folks, Starbucks has a new drink, income is up, gar prices are going higher and interest is up too. EVERYTHING IS UP!

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September 18 2026

LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms. 

LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms.&nbsp;

We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back!

We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back!

Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now?

Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now?