We have a golf outing after the show today so I'm not going to waste too much time writing a synopsis of the jokes in today's edition of the Index you'll just have to trust me that all ten items are accounted for in this lil' bitty podcast version. 

We have a golf outing after the show today so I'm not going to waste too much time writing a synopsis of the jokes in today's edition of the Index you'll just have to trust me that all ten items are accounted for in this lil' bitty podcast version.&nbsp;

Youve heard of Hot Takes? Welcome to Klucks Not Takes! All the news you didnt know you needed in a tasty 10 item format!

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September 11 2026

LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms. 

LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms.&nbsp;

September 24 2026

We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back!

We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back!

September 23 2026

Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now?

Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now?

September 11 2026

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