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October 31 2025

Aerobics could save your brain, Frito Lay has some new jams, Grok won't undress your internet crush anymore and Goodwill is about to get a flood of fat guy wear!

Aerobics could save your brain, Frito Lay has some new jams, Grok won't undress your internet crush anymore and Goodwill is about to get a flood of fat guy wear!

January 19 2026

Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles  is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!

Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles&nbsp; is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!

January 16 2026

Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore. 

Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore.&nbsp;

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