Trader Joe's wants to sicken you, doctors don't want kids to be chuggin' Monsters, Arby's gets more affordable and measles is so back!

Trader Joe's wants to sicken you, doctors don't want kids to be chuggin' Monsters, Arby's gets more affordable and measles is so back!

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October 14 2026

Happy Tuesday the 13th!!! Not quite as spooky as it's better-known counterpart I guess. 

Happy Tuesday the 13th!!! Not quite as spooky as it's better-known counterpart I guess.&nbsp;

Marco's has a new pie, flagging cops on Waze slows everyone down, a Nevada woman's casino hack lands her in jail and it's Columbus Day...so no mail!

Marco's has a new pie, flagging cops on Waze slows everyone down, a Nevada woman's casino hack lands her in jail and it's Columbus Day...so no mail!

For some reason I thought I could joke my way through a prison confrontation so we decided to give it a try today. 

For some reason I thought I could joke my way through a prison confrontation so we decided to give it a try today.&nbsp;