Old FLorida dudes get after it, casual hookups are down, we're getting free birthday cake and health care has priced almost half of us out of the game!

Old FLorida dudes get after it, casual hookups are down, we're getting free birthday cake and health care has priced almost half of us out of the game!

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June 22 2026

Rats are getting stronger, the Weather Channel is #1 in our hearts, we leave for vacation after the show today so we'll see ya after the 4th! Don't blow your fingers off!

Rats are getting stronger, the Weather Channel is #1 in our hearts, we leave for vacation after the show today so we'll see ya after the 4th! Don't blow your fingers off!

June 26 2026

If you need a reason to chase a pregnant woman, have I got one for you! We have a new loudest town crier (WTF?)most of us still believe in karma and Little Caesar's has a new pizza that'll tingle your Spidey sense!

If you need a reason to chase a pregnant woman, have I got one for you! We have a new loudest town crier (WTF?)most of us still believe in karma and Little Caesar's has a new pizza that'll tingle your Spidey sense!

June 25 2025

MUG root beer has their first-ever new flavor, Wingstop doesn't know how to do math, Eggo is skipping the sugar and most of us don't trust AI-generated anything. 

MUG root beer has their first-ever new flavor, Wingstop doesn't know how to do math, Eggo is skipping the sugar and most of us don't trust AI-generated anything.&nbsp;

June 22 2026

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