Big weddings are out, chicken salad at Jersey Mike's is in. Waffle House has canned drinks, the US is in the fly-breeding game and today we toast dumpy bars everywhere!

Big weddings are out, chicken salad at Jersey Mike's is in. Waffle House has canned drinks, the US is in the fly-breeding game and today we toast dumpy bars everywhere!

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July 7 2025

Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles  is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!

Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles&nbsp; is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!

January 16 2026

Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore. 

Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore.&nbsp;

January 15 2026

Google is worth trillions, the water on airplanes is bad, bad bad....we could have a pill that snitches on you for skipping your meds and I have bad news for us when we turn 57, 70 and 78!

Google is worth trillions, the water on airplanes is bad, bad bad....we could have a pill that snitches on you for skipping your meds and I have bad news for us when we turn 57, 70 and 78!

July 7 2025

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