Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles  is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!

Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles&nbsp; is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!

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January 16 2026

Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore. 

Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore.&nbsp;

January 15 2026

Google is worth trillions, the water on airplanes is bad, bad bad....we could have a pill that snitches on you for skipping your meds and I have bad news for us when we turn 57, 70 and 78!

Google is worth trillions, the water on airplanes is bad, bad bad....we could have a pill that snitches on you for skipping your meds and I have bad news for us when we turn 57, 70 and 78!

January 14 1016

Arby's has a new dessert, that Piper Rockelle is spending her OnlyFans money, we're inside more and Subway wants to top you off!

Arby's has a new dessert, that Piper Rockelle is spending her OnlyFans money, we're inside more and Subway wants to top you off!

January 16 2026

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