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Thursday (pt 2 of 2): Oliver: Dreading Thanksgiving with the In-Laws

Published Nov 14, 2024, 8:53 PM

Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy has some What To Watch suggestions of his own.. - We’ve got another ballad of Donald Trump, called “Big Bad Don”.. - Ricky B. and Lucy R. Sharpe sing “I Got You, Babe”.. - Doug Rice delivers his final racing report for this season.. - We’ll get an update on Operation Christmas Child with Randy Riddle from the Samaritan’s Purse.. - Tater delivers her latest Tatertainment report.. - and we’ll wrap up the morning with a message from the Wallanon Treatment Center…

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Good morning, got a big show on the radio, and we will play Beating the Blonde in minutes for that Bird Tea County Peanuts prize back you're gonna love. Click on the link at the Big Show dot Com. Alright, it's own track with Doug Rice. The racing is over for twenty twenty four. Doug's about to hang up the golden headphones from the Performance Racing Network. Y'all, don't worry. We still gonna have Doug to kick around right here on the Big Show.

Nudge.

We have so much comfort from that. Usually you usually have to pay extra for that, just saying Hell's House of pain.

Oh, Doug, here we are championship. Another one goes to Slice Bread Joey Logano.

Yeah, we first broke in. That was his nickname, Sliced Bread, because he was the next best thing. And a few years later he's a three time NASCAR champion. Guys, that's that's pretty impressive. There's no way, there's no way you can slice that any other way. He has earned all of this with three championships. He ties the likes of Lee Petty, Cale Yarborough, David Pearson, Tony Stewart and Darryl Waltrip and if you're a race fan, you probably heard of all of those folks. I want to touch on something real quick. There's a lot of squawking that he is not legitimately the champion because he got in because another team got disqualified. Well, they shouldn't have gotten disqualified if they hadn't have been cheating. That's why Alex Bowman didn't advance to the round of eight. The car was way too light after the roval here at Charlotte Motor Speedway, so they took the ninth place guy, which was Joey Logano, and moved him into the playoffs. And that was the one driver that the rest of the playoff drivers didn't want to see get in because he knows how to do this in this format. They have mastered it. They are really good at Vegas. He won them again. He got two weeks off to go to Phoenix and dusted the field out there.

So if if you.

Don't like Joey and you don't think you wish somebody else would have won, that's fine. But to say that's not legitimate and he didn't get it right. They played by the rules. Another team didn't and they got disqualified. And just the fact that Logano and Team Penske had figured out how to do this end of the year thing better than pretty much anybody else. Then that's on them. Then the other people need to change their way of thinking.

You're right on it, Doug. That's why you the best in the beers, buddy. That's it right there.

I mean, and Team Penske's got it down. Ryan Blaney finished second out there and he's last year's champion. The last three championships all belong to Team Pitske, two to Logano and one to Ryan Blaney.

How about that? Well that or show these other teams you know what you need to do change your way of thinking.

And well some of the people said, well Larson won six races, well at the end of the year, Logano won four, three of them in the playoffs when it really counts, and you know that's just putting money into banks. So congratulations to Joey. They figured out how to do it and he's a three time champion. And one other little thing, Joey Logano, along with the other drivers, has been super active in raising money for Western North Carolina and the folks that are still trying to dig out from Hurricane Helena up there. I mean he's been at the forefront of that. He is probably the biggest philanthropist we have in NASCAR. He gives away a lot of money. So you may not like him, but the guy's doing right by people.

That's awesome. No qualms with Joey Logano right there. Sorry, what about the Rookie of the Year award?

Carson Hosovar wins that for Spire motor Sport. He's a guy that a lot of people have hung that can't miss label on him. I think he needs to learn to race a little more controlled, but he's got talent and he won that and that's for Spire Motorsports, So good on him.

That's good. I'm trying to think of what's the next best thing? Lord, sliced bread was already used with Logano this car here, that's a best time.

Some another sour dough has the same thing. You got to be really careful. If your last name's hosts of Ar, what nickname him on that?

That's right? What workshops?

Yeah, let's take that into conference.

All right? So and Doug, this is just like all script, just just me wanting to know anything about the Hamling Michael Jordan thing and the lawsuit back more than NASCAR. What's going to happen with that? Far?

NASCAR is leading two to nothing. I think in the middle of the fifth the judge did not recognize their appeal at which was to keep them operating under a charter till the lawsuit was settled, and they lost that. They're going to appeal that, but we'll see how that plays out. So there, right now the wheels of justice favored NASCAR. But this has all got to be played out, and this is I don't think it's going to be pretty, guys. I just don't think this is going to be pretty when it's all said and done. With the team's Front Row Motorsport and twenty three to eleven battling NASCAR over.

This and Doug and people ask me, and I'm really not like sure, exactly what is the laws? Do they want to be a charter team or to move it over or.

Not, or they want the circumstances between the teams and NASCAR to be changed. One of the big one of the big things that I've been able to steal from this, and I'm not a courtroom person, is that they don't want a right now, NASCAR can redo the charter system in seven years for all the teams, and in seven years from now they can go, hey, we're not going to have charters. We're going to go back to the way things were, and they claim, well, that damages what we bought into what we're paying for. Every other team has signed, with the exception of Denny Hamlin and front Row Motorsports, and you know what those circumstances were. I don't know, but right now those two teams are out on an island and there's a good chance that maybe they could go to Daytona and not have a charter. Two things happen that way. You're not guaranteed the starting spot. Maybe you go to Daytona and in practice you blow a motor, and then in the qualifying race you don't when fast enough, guess what, you're not in the Daytona five hundred. The other thing, the payout for non charter teams is substantially less than teams that have a charter.

All right, well, I know you're gonna keep eye on that. For his buddy, and because we got eighty nine days to a meet at Bowman Gray and Winston Salem, and if stuff breaks. You will be here to fix it for I'll be there.

It's actually eighty days so and that's gonna be right over there, Winston Salem. And on a little bit e track. I'm curious to see how that plays out. They've they ran a little track at loss at Los Angeles, Colise Racy. It goes in Winston. All right, good as fun. I've enjoyed the year chatting with you. It's been a great deal of fun.

We love you, buddy, Thank you so much for sharing it with us. Man all right, take care, all right, my boy, Well let's play I beat the blonde game and get on it one. Ain't under big show you told free line across America. We're going to contestant play next good Thursday morning. It's a big show on the radio. We got today's feature track from the Big Show, Big Box, the walling On treatment Centers. It's for key words wall people. Over ten thousand tracks, choose runs just nine to nine cents. Ain't you get fifteen traction? Just nine nine and nine. Make your John Womilly, I'm for any occasion be out on their contest. But you can't get through, We'll call you. You know what we do replay beat the Blood for this time every day Monday through Friday. Let's meet our contestant, Jonathan from Roseboro, North Carolina. Good morning, Jonathan, John, Good morning, Hey Morry, welcome. All right, see our girl over there. I'll ask her some questions. She will answer, believe it or not, to the best of her ability. She's not faking it. No, you'll disagree too. Wells for two buzzers and you Winny know that? All right, big old bird tea county peanuts.

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I appreciate it, you got it, bought it. Hang on, why we're gonna jump out, catch you up on your news. Right on the other side, I mean, Randy Riddles this madness person, somebody we're gonna meet celebration Christmas cow Time. Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for your Thursday morning. All right, y'all in this Operation Christmas Child time, longtime, big show listeners. Know what it's all about, y'all new listeners. Operation Christmas Child a project of Samaritan's Purses, collecting shoe box gifts, filling fun Toy School supplies personal care items for children in need around the world. Every box contains the message of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Randy Reynolds on the line with us another special guest this morning.

Good morning, Randy, Hey, good morning guys, and Merry Christmas to you. National Collection Week begins Monday, November eighteenth.

It was coming up fast while we got to get started early. But in a jump in the action here all right, right now.

A long time to take a long time to collect twelve million shoebox gifts.

Gotta get started.

You know a lot of people don't realize this, but every box that's donated is opened and inspected and then reboxed before it goes out.

That's a lot of work, you know.

The Lord using Samaritan's Purse and the Big Show calls eighty thousand volunteers to inspect every shoebox gift, making sure it's appropriate for children and preparing them for overseas shipment. We'll be doing that beginning after National Collection Week, which is November eighteen through twenty five. We have eight warehouse is in the Big Show listening area where volunteers will show and work for about four weeks to inspect every gift.

Wow and we love meeting people behind the scenes working for Operation Christmas Child. We got a good in here in our home states over the Carolinas. That would be North and South. Am I right on that.

Range, Yes, sir. We got the home team representing today and Tyler Mahapfe's on the line and he works with these amazing eleven thousand year round volunteers, some of which are right here in the Carolinas impacted by Hurricane Helene and still showing up for Operation Christmas Child.

Is it well, Tyler, good morning, Buddy.

Good morning. It's so good to be with you guys today.

Man, thanks for being on. Pleasure to have you. Man. Let's so Tyler, I say, you witness the impact of Hurricane Helen. We're talking about that across western North Carolina and had staff volunteers on your team experience firsthand, like personally, the the devastation of the storm. We have to just just start with that because it is still so bad up there right now, and you guys.

Know that, oh it really is. And honestly, it was such a surprise. I mean, we knew the storm was coming, but I don't think anybody could expect just the level of impact that the storm had. So I even remember that weekend when the storm hit. It was a busy weekend for us with Operation Christmas Child. We had a lot of promotional events going on, and as the hurricane hit, we started getting reports and I'm in Charlotte and we were even without power, so slowly started trickling in about different team members who were impacted, and we started kind of trying to assess what.

Was going on.

And in the midst of that, I was just so encouraged by how incredible our volunteers are. So instantly, as soon as it turned out, like wow, this is bigger than we thought, volunteers were checking on each other. We were hopping into the group chats and everybody was like, have we heard from this team? Have we heard from this team number, and it was really great to see the way our volunteers work together to check in on everyone. But then the way that these local Operation Christmas Child volunteers began to step up and open up their homes and open up their churches to begin housing relief efforts and opening up their doors with supplies and with items to us support their communities.

Well, we always talk about some Aradans purses first on the ground when disaster strikes anywhere in the world. That's where we send our listeners to sam Aradans Purse right off the bat, because you guys are like that. And I don't know the workings behind that, but is this like the first one? Probably not the first time, but I mean you kind of crossed. I mean, the Operation Christmas Child just getting going and then you get hit at home with this devastating flooding and a thousand year floods and stuff you got going on, and then you like go, you crossed over. You see what I mean with the whole Samarica his first family.

Right, Yeah, I would just add there, Johnny, we did. And God has a ground game. He has his own ground game and it's through the local church and God uses, uh, the local church. That's how Samarita's Purse works with relief efforts, and that's how Samaritan's Purse works with Operation Christmas Child. Is inviting the church to support and be a part of what God is doing.

Man, and that is that is it the churches, you know, like you said, that's the ground game, because what is a disaster or whether you're helping in the spreading the gospel, it all works. Wow. It's like, you know, I don't even want to be my usual flipantself. You know about that, well, I think they call that a Christian moment. It's just awesome when you just stop and sit and look at how great God is. His mercies are new every morning. Come on.

Wow, And then all right, well, praise the Lord. We're just so thankful for big show listeners who show up every year packing shoebox gifts and God uses Samaritans Purse in the Operation Christmas Child program. As you mentioned earlier, Johnny, every shoebox gift goes with the gospel. Every shoebox gift is an opportunity for a child to hear about a God who loves them, who sent his son Jesus to die for him for them and invites them into a relationship to follow Jesus Christ for the rest of their lives. And most many of these children are invited back into a discipleship program that lasts about twelve lessons, building a relationship with them and their local church. Back to that ground game, the local church that God uses for Samaritan's Purse.

And what a great way for Christian listening right now. How would you be able to impact a child and Somalia or Haiti come to know Christ and you have a part of that with your shoe box. It's one shoebox, one gift, one child. That's It's just such an awesome opportunity.

That's it, you guys, And we're so deeply grateful for Big Show listeners. National Collection Week begins November eighteen, last through the twenty fifth. There's still time to pack a shoebox gift. You just go to the Big Show dot com and you can click onto our link and you'll you'll learn everything you need to know about how to pack a shoebox gift and also how to support our relief efforts still happening in western North Carolina. In Valdosta, Georgia, and in Florida.

That's it. Let's not forget our listeners and our people down in Georgia and Florida, any of South Carolina where Helen came through. That's it, man. All right, Randy, good stuff, and Tyler. We appreciate you, buddy, Thanks for not dominating the conversation.

Thank you very much.

We appreciate you, buddy. Y'all get into it. Everything you need to know. Go to the Big Show dot com. Click on that Samaritans purse. It'll take you right there. All right, rad Yeah, I know we're gonna talk to you. Boss man. We're gonna get Franklin Graham on the Big Show here next.

All right, be nice about me and Toyland.

Now, sure, well say good things about y'all. Y'all be careful. We love you, love your Christmas. I well, let's go on and uh well, get to it. Man. We headed toward mad Max. No, we ain't, but we headed toward Jackie. You let me know. I'm just happy to be here. Big Show rolls.

On good Morning.

It's a big show on the radio. Man, here we go. Now. An entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.

Dear Diary, this is Gary you see well, Diary, Another Halloween is coming on with the memories of Count Busula's Tennsylvania House of Horror will linger on, and this one will go down in history as a real barn burner, mostly because Gaylor's tartane got hammered and burned down the barn.

There's holmes to haunt and ghost to catch. Sure, hope someone known a lot of match. Sound a wire, barn's on fire? Hey whistle up?

Oh yeah.

When I moved out of Melobu, I bought old Charlie Napier's place out there in the country. It's close to Hollywood without having to smell ass every time I opened a window. Lots of room and plenty of time to put this dream not mired together. Crazy Frankie and Me did a pretty dang good job of tricking out to joint. I got the special effects guy from Attack of the Toxic Dosins to do all the gimmicks. And when we us to open the doors to the public, oh we put a spook to him.

What good enter now?

If you dare and have yourself a real good scare manly man might will survive. But some folks won't come out alive. If you got pink harror and wearing crocs, you're probably gonna die of shock. Boo boo, there's poop on you? Is it yours or hers?

Tell me true, stinky stinky wipe with your pinky.

Yeah.

Once you walked in the door, Diary, the horror started.

Oh lord, behold.

The casting couch.

Harvey Weinstein standing there with his robe by hanging open, welcomes you. Will you like a drink? Mister Bill Cosby is running the bar, Have a drink. He ain't what you think. Do a little dance and drop that top and I'll show you my pudding pop worth feel e all. The next room is that geezer George Clooney hitting on your teenage her, all the while calling you dad.

Whoa.

The next room is p Diddy hitting on your teenage son. All the time he's asking if you got any younger kids?

What.

The next room is Ellen DeGeneres hitting on your wife. Do you want to save her or watch?

Yea yea yeah, yah yeah, yea yea yea yea yea yeah.

After that, you're guided to the patio where Master Chef Caitlin Jenner is having a weenie roast and she just run out, run, run for your life. She wants to take what belongs to your wife. You better hope she don't catch up that red stuff you're seeing, Sarah, ain't catch up Loreina Bobbitt table for one. Yeah, you ski that a lot of that room right into the temple of body positivity. And there she is Lizzo in full fishnet body stuck it, saying.

Love me, worship me.

And if you don't, a bunch of skinny loser gen zs call you names and threatened to dos you to weight watchers.

I don't fix you, you know.

And your final torture is Disney Hell. To get out, you have to get past a Spanish snow white, a non binary.

Storm trooper, and Marble's.

New captain Sissy stop in the name of the law, I'll scratch your eyes out. And finally you gotta use all the correct pronouns of the Seven Dwarfs, I mean seven little Fellers. And as you exit, the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein is writing your name in his book Hollywood. Ain't that swell? In fact, it's just a live in hell. We gave you a little taste. Now get the hell out and make haste your hair turns white from all this fear. See you sucker.

Same time next year.

E y'all.

Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle Crazy Frankie and I are meeting Lady Gaga, Madonna, Courtney Love and Billie Eilish. We're doing another Haunted House in November. We'll go to skanksgiving until next time, Diary. This is Gary Boo, Sir.

It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us this morning. Hey, it's to the next Boy Rick Flair, and.

We're talking about the John morn.

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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. And here's your twenty four hour alert. Give them away of John Boy's Wonderful Thing number one hundred and twenty five, a commemorative challenge coin from the US Military's three Operation Red Dawn in Iraq. Yeah, we got him Special Ops challenge coin. See who's gonna win it. Just go to the Big Show dot com. Make sure your name's in the hat and you see the coin right there. Wonderful Thing one hundred twenty five giving away twenty more hours from right now, Sit you cats, Big Show rolls on Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up. We play worthy word for a Happy Herd Prize pack. Happy Herd makes top quality attractings, minerals and feed for deer, bear and hogs. If you're not using Happy Herd, you better hope your neighbors aren't. They're going a Happy Heard banner at the Big Show dot com inter code jb B you will get ten percent off of checkout. Hang on win of the en minutes. Right now, it's time for Tainer Tayman News. Here's our girl back with the same my miss baby, thank you very much. Yeah close, Ohio weddings. I've heard about them. They're legendary.

Leonardo DiCaprio, he's legendary for his parties, and he threw himself a big fiftieth birthday party.

Fifty Well, Jack from Titanic is fifty.

He celebrated it with about five hundred celebrities and his twenty six year old girlfriend.

That are the Victoria the I t t that chick.

One of them, sacred dar. Look at her now, yes, wow, what a shock she's good looking.

Yeah, how about that for Leo. I haven't seen him. They under a ten yet.

Lots of folks were at the party and they were required once they got inside to put these stickers over their the camera of their phones, well no pictures allowed, so they had the they were everybody was being monitored by the bouncers and what not to make sure that the stickers were on.

Your phone when your phone was out. He's very private, y'all.

Oprah and the tabloids, denying that she took one million dollars to host a town hall event with then candidate Kamala Harris back in September.

You go twenty million in debt, over a billion for her to cheers from.

I don't know.

I wish she was in charge of this economy. We missed a good chance right there. I'm sorry, go back.

No, I love the interaction.

DMZ says that billionaire Mogil angrily shot down and Washington Examiner report that her Harpo Productions collected the seven figure pay day to stage that event, saying that she was paid nothing.

Ever, Oh gay, you don't get a million. You don't get a million, and you don't get a mail.

What about Beyonce? Did you look that up was she paid eleven million.

I have not found out about Beyonce and her interaction with the Harris campaign. But Beyonce will have an Ivy League student saying her name next semester as she is going to be a subject studied at Yale University come twenty.

Twenty five study Beyonza.

Yes.

So, the Daphne Brooks, who's the professor of African American Studies, American Studies, Women's Studies, Gender Studies, music Studies, will be teaching class inspired by the evolution of Beyonce's career, including her sound, fashion and use of visual media.

It will be.

Titled Beyonce Makes History coland Black Radical Tradition, History, culture, theory and politics through Music.

There go send your kid to Ivy League school that semester.

I'm going to teach you how she's you.

Know, very handy, and it will trace quote the relationship between Beyonce's artistic genius and black intellectual practice.

I've been wondering about that. You know, I'm still got four years in college. ELIGIBILDI let go to Yelle. Man, that's a movie. Back to school. Beyond that, that's not on that butt.

Britney spears will sooner, in a couple of days, we'll be closing the books on her child support that she has to pay k FED.

YEP.

Sources directly told DMZ that Brittany will write her last child support check UH with worth twenty thousand dollars. So her youngest Jaden is graduating high school and so that's it. There was a time where she was paying forty thousand for each child to k FED because he has one hundred percent custody. So now there's rumors that actually her adult children are now speaking to her. I imagine since the money's being cut off. That was was that out loud? But but yeah, so k FED. I don't know what he's gonna do because he apparently took really good care of him to have like sixty thousand or eighty thousand dollars a month.

They needed a lot of help.

And last but not least, I didn't mention this earlier or at the beginning like I normally do, but condolences to the Allison family. Bobby Allison passed away this weekend. He was eighty six years old. No cause or no cause of death was released, but he had been in declining health The family said, and he was at home in Moorsville and.

Had his family with a.

Great man, Bobby Nascar, Alabama, Alabama. Kay, alright, Margie, well thank you very much for that report. All right, well, let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy ward. Jump on in here at one eight hundred, big shell. You told free line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants and play next h Good Thursday morning. It's a big showing. Already you rolled into your November the fourteen. Let's jump on in there. I went to everybody's head. I bout the bed let, the birdy word, and a wordy word. Let's meet the contestants. We got a Robert from Hendersonville, North Carolina and the beautiful foothills of the North Carolina Mountains, pokey stumping grounds. Good morning, Robert.

How you doing?

Anybody were doing?

Good?

Me and you on one side, Letten meet who Taylor's guy on hers? Samuel from Stanley, Virginia was up. Samuel boyd Hey, good buddy, Damn. There's Robert, North Carolina. Robert. That's Samuel from Virginia. Y'all gonna play each other, sam inga. We're gonna carry him out, all right there, So Samuel, you relaxing me and Robert or see what we can give you something to shoot for here? All right? Teter you ready? All right? Robert you ready? Ready? Freddy? All right? Put him right there? Start the clock. Now, who kamala is Biden's what? Yes? Uh huh? All right? You hand me that needle for the basketball. I need to blanket up, no another word, I'm going tump it out, yeah, pump all right? Noah, Noah built an arc for the animal, for the big No. That was the rain. That was blood rhymes with a blank slide you have in California. Water and dirt makes oh mud flat mud down a boy? All right, Roberts, I could have done a little bit better. You were ready to go put a four on the board, will all right? So Samuel and Tater, let's see what you'all can do for your first thirty. Samuel you ready, body, Let's get it. Tater, okay and go.

A mosquito will suck out your what?

What?

Yes?

The Battleerina wears this kind of skirt. Yes, the opposite of light is dark.

Huhm, davy davy blink rocket.

This is a green vegetable. Popeye would eat it made a very strong spinach. Yes, uh do you blank? Weights?

Do you?

Yes? Uh? A fortune teller will look at your what.

You're palm? No, that's after the after the buzz, But it was palm. That was a good, good run, y'all. You put a six on the board to take the lead by two. All right, all right, Robert, here's we're wearing neilm okay, starting to cluck. Now after you score a touchdown, you blank the ball? Yeah, another word for a girl that that's a whore. I'm sorry. Yeah, uh huh. Okay, give me out of the pig. Give me a pork. Blank, I want to eat a pork? No, no, yes, uh huh. The Miss America is a beauty. What yes? Uh huh? All right, go stand in the blank. You've been a bad kid. Stand in the horror horriedible. All right. We put a five on that four a total of nine. Good work. I want to give it a rubbird. Okay, Samuel and Marcy, all you need is three to tie. Four will win, no pressure at all, y'all have Samuel and No.

To dig a hole, you need one of these. Uh huh. You do this to your candles on your cake.

Yep.

Okay, uh, this is that lipstick. But they put they put this on their lip and it gets shiny.

Football.

Yeah, sasquatch. Sasquatch is called what.

Have you seen? Blank?

Blank?

Big foot? Yes, big blood by the way, four on the board, ten to nine, dog gone, Robert somehow. Don't worry, Robert. I will launch an investigation on this whole words kind of. We appreciate you playing democrat. You ain't get there, buddy, appreciate you man. Yeah, good thing, all boy, Sam. You look at you getting a big old app Herod prize pack up in Stanley. Congratulations, buddy, Thank you, thank you. I've had plenty of practice listening to y'all used it. Five alright, man, hang on with Jack. Good morning, I got a big show on the radio. Bet request time Jordan Calhoun out of Newland, North Carolina. Jordan says, Ward Burton skid steer one, two, three, four, exclamation points please and thank you. You got a Jordan coming up next? Good morning, make show's on the radio. Been requests from Jordan Calhoun out of New Leon, North Carolina. The commercial session with John Boy Billy and Ward Burton.

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I can't say it. I tried, I'll try to get it right. Who's doing this recording?

Just just just just say that Cat skid steerloading.

Randy can put it in.

I'm trying. How much y'all getting paid for?

I don't know as much as you? And here we go.

I hope we aren't on live. Just go to their website www. Dot Cat Skiars Steers, Cat Cat Skars Steerloader, Cat skied steer Loader. All right, are you ready? That's right? You can sign on and check out all the features and the new cats skis Cat. I'm gonna have to stop waking up surly and go working out and go to speech and schools.

Sounds like you've been hanging out with.

A rusty waller.

Y'all got a coffee or something, maybe a speed up my voice, a little bit of all right, here we go. Well, the folks at Carolina Tractor want me to tell everybody they're giving away a brand new cat skid steer loader.

I knew you could do it, and now you're saying it perfect every time.

Say it a lot.

You see why I got sent to military school and summer schools and all kind of stuff. Thank you, warn well, Thank y'all so much. And I'll try to drink coffee.

I call it ain't time man, y'all.

Stay in touch, a idea.

Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, like this track for your John Boye Billy album. Keywords wall people. You might be one, you might like to have it. Let's find out.

There's an epidemic sweeping the nation. But you probably haven't heard of it. It hasn't grabbed the headlines. You haven't seen it on the news, you haven't read it in the paper, you haven't found it on social media. But whether you know it or not. You have heard it on the radio over and over again.

Johnny, Johnny, I've got that Percy meteor story. It's go, Johnny Go.

It happens all over the dial, from the smallest AM station to the longest running nationally syndicated shows. They show up for one little visit, sounds innocent enough until they're invited to say something on the air, and with that one moment in the spotlight, that brief flirtation with celebrity, they are hooked. And then they never go away.

Ever.

Excuse me, tuts, you're in my chair gets the stepping.

They're known as the wall people. They find their way into the studio and sit along the way waiting for their chance to contribute. The subject doesn't matter, tomatoes, grape jam in, seems barbecue, some poorly written songs, their most recent heart attack, astronomy and astronomy. All people always think they have something interesting to say, but they don't. Ever, never, ever.

I've managed to develop a simple method for converting fahrenheit to Kelvin.

Got your panthels.

And just when you think it couldn't get any worse, they start bringing in guests who also think they have something enlightening to say, and the cycle continues.

This guy can name all the elements in the periodic tables backwards and to the tune of the Full House the I've got inflated for the seven forty flock make it through.

For some reason, no one stops them. Everyone talks about it, but no one does, so it goes on and on and on and on. And that's part of the problem. And if the situation goes unchecked, pretty soon they'll be asking if there will be a separate limousine for them. They've become a star struck monster and it's all your.

Fault, Marthy. I need you to top this water off for me. Chop chop, that's the good girl.

Before you know it, their new found stardom goes to their heads. They'll get vanity license plates, develop their own segment, even start selling their own merchandise, and even though they aren't officially on the payroll, they act like they work there.

Look at the time I got run, I got to call into that AM station to talk about eating your oatmeal with a boiled eight jealous.

So if you won't stop them, help them stop themselves. Call the professionals at wllanon Wallanon counselors are available twenty four hours a day. They're experts in helping these societal misfits cope with their delusions and get back to reality, explaining in very plain terms that their fifteen minutes of fame are up and it's time to get off the wall and get on with their own lives.

Yeah, we don't need the studio clutter it up with a bunch of ruth trying to beat my time.

Hey what are you doing with that bat? Hey that's smart. You missed the spot.

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