Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from right now. It's a big shollo letting. Somebody better damn it than me, tell you than me?

Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from right now. It's a big shollo letting. Somebody better damn it than me, tell you than me?

All right?

All right?

Time might be the Big Show that still freaking me up at you? It's you, Marcel. What am I doing well?

Time might be the Big Show that still freaking me up at you? It's you, Marcel. What am I doing well?

When I'm not hanging up on racing fat Boy and trying to cure beds of her terminal blondness? I'm listening to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy and Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said hello, y'all can.

When I'm not hanging up on racing fat Boy and trying to cure beds of her terminal blondness? I'm listening to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy and Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said hello, y'all can.

Do to do?

Do to do?

Looking at him?

Looking at him?

It is Monday morning?

It is Monday morning?

Is it.

Is it.

Showed up man versus nat wobble House. I'm trying to give me a quick wabble off that boy's place.

Showed up man versus nat wobble House. I'm trying to give me a quick wabble off that boy's place.

Tell what happens.

Tell what happens.

I'll come out here and rough coughing and run him off.

I'll come out here and rough coughing and run him off.

Well, I sent the rest of that story, and.

Well, I sent the rest of that story, and.

You were when Randy came in beautiful.

You were when Randy came in beautiful.

That's a hard players.

That's a hard players.

Alright there, it looks like we're ready to face the work week here.

Alright there, it looks like we're ready to face the work week here.

Huh, let's get do it.

Huh, let's get do it.

We got three days and this has saved up. We got the first prize package out we'd always like to get the winning beginning. All right, big shows on a radio. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. Let's see our first prize pack this morning, Big Old LS Tractor prize pack cool Swag. A Saarnson gave me my new nickname left Friday.

We got three days and this has saved up. We got the first prize package out we'd always like to get the winning beginning. All right, big shows on a radio. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. Let's see our first prize pack this morning, Big Old LS Tractor prize pack cool Swag. A Saarnson gave me my new nickname left Friday.

If you know.

If you know.

It includes a hat, stainless steel insulated tumbler, among other things, and the cool key chain is LS Tractor USA dot com. You can click at link when you hit the Big Show dot com. Three days in history. This is where we get our category. So to think along and wake up. Nineteen ninety one, some one hundred cars were damaged by fire when Dry Grass Ignited had a cookoff sponsored by the San Antonio Firefighters Association. It was right there to put it out. No one was hurt, No big deal, one hundred cars. Same thing happened to Robert earo' keene Willie Nelson's picnic seeing on the cover of his album entitled Picnic I Move up to twenty sixteen. Actor comedian and writer Gary Shandling dies suddenly of a pulmonary embolism at age sixty six. And that's where that was. There was around of heart there.

It includes a hat, stainless steel insulated tumbler, among other things, and the cool key chain is LS Tractor USA dot com. You can click at link when you hit the Big Show dot com. Three days in history. This is where we get our category. So to think along and wake up. Nineteen ninety one, some one hundred cars were damaged by fire when Dry Grass Ignited had a cookoff sponsored by the San Antonio Firefighters Association. It was right there to put it out. No one was hurt, No big deal, one hundred cars. Same thing happened to Robert earo' keene Willie Nelson's picnic seeing on the cover of his album entitled Picnic I Move up to twenty sixteen. Actor comedian and writer Gary Shandling dies suddenly of a pulmonary embolism at age sixty six. And that's where that was. There was around of heart there.

That's in your lungs. Yeah, if you throw a clot into your lungs, this.

That's in your lungs. Yeah, if you throw a clot into your lungs, this.

A clot in the deal. That's why you got to got to get them scans. Man, got to get them scans. Mind, was a abdominal aneurysm.

A clot in the deal. That's why you got to got to get them scans. Man, got to get them scans. Mind, was a abdominal aneurysm.

Well, different, different thing. Your your aneurysm was like a bulge in your order, right, which could burst. This was a clot that got into was in the blood system and blocked the blood flow.

Well, different, different thing. Your your aneurysm was like a bulge in your order, right, which could burst. This was a clot that got into was in the blood system and blocked the blood flow.

They still could have caught that.

They still could have caught that.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, there's there's if the symptoms would have you know, it depends on how quickly you.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, there's there's if the symptoms would have you know, it depends on how quickly you.

Know, as we get older, go ahead and get a test, you know. That's that's what to do with Yeah, all right. Move up to twenty twenty, when Japan's Prime Minister Oh shin's Abe announced the postponement of the Tokyo twenty twenty Olympic and Paralympic Games until the summer twenty one cause of the old COVID nineteen pandemic. Japan didn't do that to us. That was China.

Know, as we get older, go ahead and get a test, you know. That's that's what to do with Yeah, all right. Move up to twenty twenty, when Japan's Prime Minister Oh shin's Abe announced the postponement of the Tokyo twenty twenty Olympic and Paralympic Games until the summer twenty one cause of the old COVID nineteen pandemic. Japan didn't do that to us. That was China.

Oh yeah, I saw that.

Oh yeah, I saw that.

So there you go. The categories one eight hundred.

So there you go. The categories one eight hundred.

Big show. You told free line, come on and play out birds next. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio for you. Monday, March twenty four, our feature track from the Big Show bit Box I Turner presents Danser Todd your keyword Daser and they hit a big box at the Big Show dot com.

Big show. You told free line, come on and play out birds next. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio for you. Monday, March twenty four, our feature track from the Big Show bit Box I Turner presents Danser Todd your keyword Daser and they hit a big box at the Big Show dot com.

Right up a week's work.

Right up a week's work.

Upburst.

Upburst.

Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy to give.

Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy to give.

The prizes from the Big Prize being Let's go, He contested number one.

The prizes from the Big Prize being Let's go, He contested number one.

This should really be a lot of.

This should really be a lot of.

Funks when you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you love the best time you love a big shots.

Funks when you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you love the best time you love a big shots.

Let's say hid Andrew from Limestone ten up said we.

Let's say hid Andrew from Limestone ten up said we.

Have a shots.

Have a shots.

Good morning Andrew.

Good morning Andrew.

Good morning, John Boy and Billy.

Good morning, John Boy and Billy.

How are everybody doing?

How are everybody doing?

We're good, many glad you're in here. You got the first shot at at that prize pack this morning.

We're good, many glad you're in here. You got the first shot at at that prize pack this morning.

Andrew.

Andrew.

You ready to go, am, ready to go.

You ready to go, am, ready to go.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

We'll give us three places you see grass ready to go, football field.

We'll give us three places you see grass ready to go, football field.

Front lawn and a grateful that concert.

Front lawn and a grateful that concert.

Talk about that all right, Andrew, give us three comedians ready to go.

Talk about that all right, Andrew, give us three comedians ready to go.

Let's do Gary Standling, Tim Wilson and Bill Burr.

Let's do Gary Standling, Tim Wilson and Bill Burr.

Man Boom boom and for the win three summer Olympic events.

Man Boom boom and for the win three summer Olympic events.

Ready to go, let's do gymnastics, diving and swimming.

Ready to go, let's do gymnastics, diving and swimming.

And there is the line s.

And there is the line s.

Carbon automatory in Andrew, you hang on, buddy, Jack can hook you up.

Carbon automatory in Andrew, you hang on, buddy, Jack can hook you up.

All right, thank you so much?

All right, thank you so much?

Ready to say you know, you said button buddy, when do I?

Ready to say you know, you said button buddy, when do I?

As you were hanging up, it was okay. You were maybe trying to go all right there.

As you were hanging up, it was okay. You were maybe trying to go all right there.

Bud buddy, and buy Bundy and Bud Buddy.

Bud buddy, and buy Bundy and Bud Buddy.

I'll do.

I'll do.

That's kind of caught my attention.

That's kind of caught my attention.

We turned around.

We turned around.

I said, God, you keep those ears open.

I said, God, you keep those ears open.

M hm.

M hm.

Hm hm. Good morning by shows on the radio, way mass communicating.

Hm hm. Good morning by shows on the radio, way mass communicating.

We wanted a time in it. I got a Mama Marble out.

We wanted a time in it. I got a Mama Marble out.

Of Knoxville says six thirty when she needs to wake the kids up, and loved when I was playing Carl Childer's story times every morning around here.

Of Knoxville says six thirty when she needs to wake the kids up, and loved when I was playing Carl Childer's story times every morning around here.

We need to turn the radio up. Let it wake up to a cool store. Never learned something like that, And.

We need to turn the radio up. Let it wake up to a cool store. Never learned something like that, And.

So I said, all right, well, I can't one other time you all the time, but I can make exceptions. As Tater well, no, she's wanted to go way out of her way for our listeners.

So I said, all right, well, I can't one other time you all the time, but I can make exceptions. As Tater well, no, she's wanted to go way out of her way for our listeners.

And Jackie in the corner, of course fucked.

And Jackie in the corner, of course fucked.

So anyway, our mama in Marrable looks.

So anyway, our mama in Marrable looks.

Dood And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.

Dood And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.

I doesn't promise to spell back to tell John Boy the story Ali Babber and then forty thieves. He isn't right. I was all set to do it. Don't get too excited and go, but I can't find my pipers on it. I reckon it was took by one of them four their thieves, and didn't want me spilling the beans on them, so instead I got the story of that little fella who yelled wolf. I can tell you about it if you owe me too. Sure, got a minute, all right? Then, once upon a time there was this little fella lived over there in one of them commonest countries. There were lots of hills and mountains there. I think he was called San Francisco. Well, sir, this little fella had him a job of looking after a passless sheep. It wasn't what he expected to be doing for a living after spending all that money on doctor in school, but times was tight. He made him a pretty good wage for sheep watching, and them sheep was my nervous too, not on account of they was in San Francisco, but on account of this old wolf that was lurking around the countryside there. The farmers on them sheep would tell that little communist feller keep an eye out for that wolf, because if he lost any sheep, he was gonna plumb whooping dog out of him. So every morning him and them sheep made wander off. Summers, he'd spend ten twelve hours a day watching them sheep, eating and pooping and sleeping with that wolf. He never did show up. Now, normally them wolf's is a shifty bunch. They're all over Fairytale Land, just to huffing and puffing, the three little pigs, pasting little Red riding hood. Something terrible with this wolf here. He was a mite different. He didn't hurt nobody. He'd sit around a cave watching football game, eating potted meating Sodie crackers, and the licking himself. He never even trying to buite that big girl down at the dollar store. He'd have brought her down, he and all his wolf friends, they could have eaten like cakes, but that just wasn't his way with them townfolks. They worried just the same, that little commonist fella. He no day's worried, and he figured he'd have a bit of sport with him. One day when they're eating and the pooping in the sleeping got too boring for him, he commenced to yelling wolf Wolf. He put a bit more into it to that. I guess you had to be there. Well, sir, them folks they come running from town with shotguns, and hey, fork's hollering, what you yell wolf firm? What you yell wolf firm? And that little commonist fella he just laughed to beat the band. He got lonely out there watching him sheep. He was hankering for some company. Well, they chewed him out pretty good for lying, But he'd been caught a stretching the truth before, like yelling Dale Juniors winning, or the Panthers are going to the play, or John Boy caught the biggest fish, that sort of thing. But it tickled him a good bit, so he waited a week or so and he did it again. Them folks come are running when they found out he was just having them on, Well, sir, they just saw rid. He laughed like the Dickens. Oh and he watched him walk back to town through the field, cussing when they stepped in a bunch of sheep and poop. Well, sir, that old wolf come to town one day, pick up some Bongo burgers and a bigger word of French fried potatoes from the frosty cream. And he over hear them folks talking about that little commoniest fella, that the hollered wolf.

I doesn't promise to spell back to tell John Boy the story Ali Babber and then forty thieves. He isn't right. I was all set to do it. Don't get too excited and go, but I can't find my pipers on it. I reckon it was took by one of them four their thieves, and didn't want me spilling the beans on them, so instead I got the story of that little fella who yelled wolf. I can tell you about it if you owe me too. Sure, got a minute, all right? Then, once upon a time there was this little fella lived over there in one of them commonest countries. There were lots of hills and mountains there. I think he was called San Francisco. Well, sir, this little fella had him a job of looking after a passless sheep. It wasn't what he expected to be doing for a living after spending all that money on doctor in school, but times was tight. He made him a pretty good wage for sheep watching, and them sheep was my nervous too, not on account of they was in San Francisco, but on account of this old wolf that was lurking around the countryside there. The farmers on them sheep would tell that little communist feller keep an eye out for that wolf, because if he lost any sheep, he was gonna plumb whooping dog out of him. So every morning him and them sheep made wander off. Summers, he'd spend ten twelve hours a day watching them sheep, eating and pooping and sleeping with that wolf. He never did show up. Now, normally them wolf's is a shifty bunch. They're all over Fairytale Land, just to huffing and puffing, the three little pigs, pasting little Red riding hood. Something terrible with this wolf here. He was a mite different. He didn't hurt nobody. He'd sit around a cave watching football game, eating potted meating Sodie crackers, and the licking himself. He never even trying to buite that big girl down at the dollar store. He'd have brought her down, he and all his wolf friends, they could have eaten like cakes, but that just wasn't his way with them townfolks. They worried just the same, that little commonist fella. He no day's worried, and he figured he'd have a bit of sport with him. One day when they're eating and the pooping in the sleeping got too boring for him, he commenced to yelling wolf Wolf. He put a bit more into it to that. I guess you had to be there. Well, sir, them folks they come running from town with shotguns, and hey, fork's hollering, what you yell wolf firm? What you yell wolf firm? And that little commonist fella he just laughed to beat the band. He got lonely out there watching him sheep. He was hankering for some company. Well, they chewed him out pretty good for lying, But he'd been caught a stretching the truth before, like yelling Dale Juniors winning, or the Panthers are going to the play, or John Boy caught the biggest fish, that sort of thing. But it tickled him a good bit, so he waited a week or so and he did it again. Them folks come are running when they found out he was just having them on, Well, sir, they just saw rid. He laughed like the Dickens. Oh and he watched him walk back to town through the field, cussing when they stepped in a bunch of sheep and poop. Well, sir, that old wolf come to town one day, pick up some Bongo burgers and a bigger word of French fried potatoes from the frosty cream. And he over hear them folks talking about that little commoniest fella, that the hollered wolf.

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Wolf didn't like you one bit way he saw it. That boy was a bad mouth, and him he got back to his cave, he started getting in a bad way with that brown liquor. Some folks calls it hooch. I called him brown Liquor. And the more he thought about that boy using his good name to have sport with folks, the matter he got. So he went looking for that troublemaker, and they found him. Sure enough, that wolf come of stumbling out of him woods, just a drunker than Dan Martin, and making a beeline for that boy, that little commonist feller seed that wolf, and all of a sudden the sheep weren't the only ones that pooping in the field. He started hollering wolf Wolf, But them folks figured he would get to pull in their leg. Again, the wolf was the one laughing. This time he grabbed that little commonist Feller, tore out his throat with his big old fangs, killed him. Moral of the story, if we had more wolfs, we'd have a whole lot less commonest running around cause of trouble. The end.

Wolf didn't like you one bit way he saw it. That boy was a bad mouth, and him he got back to his cave, he started getting in a bad way with that brown liquor. Some folks calls it hooch. I called him brown Liquor. And the more he thought about that boy using his good name to have sport with folks, the matter he got. So he went looking for that troublemaker, and they found him. Sure enough, that wolf come of stumbling out of him woods, just a drunker than Dan Martin, and making a beeline for that boy, that little commonist feller seed that wolf, and all of a sudden the sheep weren't the only ones that pooping in the field. He started hollering wolf Wolf, But them folks figured he would get to pull in their leg. Again, the wolf was the one laughing. This time he grabbed that little commonist Feller, tore out his throat with his big old fangs, killed him. Moral of the story, if we had more wolfs, we'd have a whole lot less commonest running around cause of trouble. The end.

Story time.

Story time.

He was brought to you by Hard Graves potted meat product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven, You.

He was brought to you by Hard Graves potted meat product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven, You.

Ever lay around a cave lick at yourself?

Ever lay around a cave lick at yourself?

Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. I'm talking about what we got planned to do in the show today is a bell Silver's Monday Bill will be not gonna saying about twenty minutes right now.

Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. I'm talking about what we got planned to do in the show today is a bell Silver's Monday Bill will be not gonna saying about twenty minutes right now.

Li Sack, Hello, friends, you're old pal Bert Fern here with another liver liberating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Kids Say the darnedest things. As our story opens, Miss Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on the first day of Ooh, good.

Li Sack, Hello, friends, you're old pal Bert Fern here with another liver liberating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Kids Say the darnedest things. As our story opens, Miss Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on the first day of Ooh, good.

Morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your teacher this year. And before we start discussing the curriculum, does anyone have any questions?

Morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your teacher this year. And before we start discussing the curriculum, does anyone have any questions?

Oh?

Oh?

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

What's your name?

What's your name?

My parents name me Luke because I'm not so hot? Yes, Luke.

My parents name me Luke because I'm not so hot? Yes, Luke.

What's your question?

What's your question?

So your miss Moran? Are you single?

So your miss Moran? Are you single?

Yes?

Yes?

I am?

I am?

Anyone else? Oh, well, have you ever been married? No, Luke, I've I've never been married. Anyone else have a question?

Anyone else? Oh, well, have you ever been married? No, Luke, I've I've never been married. Anyone else have a question?

So so so are you just an old maid by choice? Or are you one of those Lebanese women?

So so so are you just an old maid by choice? Or are you one of those Lebanese women?

That's a very personal question, Luke.

That's a very personal question, Luke.

Okay, Lebanese? It is anyone else?

Okay, Lebanese? It is anyone else?

Anyone else have a question about class?

Anyone else have a question about class?

Oh?

Oh?

Oh oh, oh, miss brand ms Bran, anyone else other than Luke?

Oh oh, oh, miss brand ms Bran, anyone else other than Luke?

Anyone?

Anyone?

No?

No?

Okay, yes, Luke.

Okay, yes, Luke.

My dad wants to know if you're gonna make us do gender study stuff or make me box a girl or put me in a bathroom with girls.

My dad wants to know if you're gonna make us do gender study stuff or make me box a girl or put me in a bathroom with girls.

No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions about math or English or even science?

No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions about math or English or even science?

Yeah?

Yeah?

I have a science question. I asked my dad. But it's kind of a second opinion I'm looking for.

I have a science question. I asked my dad. But it's kind of a second opinion I'm looking for.

Okay, great, this is more like it, all right?

Okay, great, this is more like it, all right?

Ask away? Why does an elephant have four feet?

Ask away? Why does an elephant have four feet?

What?

What?

Why does an elephant have four feet? Well, Luke, it could be many things. Maybe it's an intelligent design. It might be evolution. That is kind of a tough question. So what does your dad say?

Why does an elephant have four feet? Well, Luke, it could be many things. Maybe it's an intelligent design. It might be evolution. That is kind of a tough question. So what does your dad say?

My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse. I don't even know what that means. Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the Elephant at the children's zoos say.

My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse. I don't even know what that means. Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the Elephant at the children's zoos say.

Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.

Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.

Good morning, and you got to Big Joe on the radio.

Good morning, and you got to Big Joe on the radio.

More chances for the wind coming up after your news weathers mart.

More chances for the wind coming up after your news weathers mart.

Yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La Black when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of wife, and he is on Lizbeth.

Yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La Black when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of wife, and he is on Lizbeth.

I'm listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on.

I'm listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on.

That they're big shoe woe. There's funny I guary on Pee Good morning.

That they're big shoe woe. There's funny I guary on Pee Good morning.

It's a big show on the radio.

It's a big show on the radio.

Well, we already talked about our buddy Robert O'Keane. She goes car Burn up Will and Nelson's picnic. Now one just to sing along with him. My Monday morning song that's done by Robert Earl Keen is being lying in a big show stradio.

Well, we already talked about our buddy Robert O'Keane. She goes car Burn up Will and Nelson's picnic. Now one just to sing along with him. My Monday morning song that's done by Robert Earl Keen is being lying in a big show stradio.

Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.

Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.

Come on tack and get ready to say anybody.

Come on tack and get ready to say anybody.

Sometimes on my days are filled with righty's.

Sometimes on my days are filled with righty's.

I'm Trevor on down left subad.

I'm Trevor on down left subad.

Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swarming in my line.

Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swarming in my line.

You keep swimming in my line and it's causing lots of thingnger.

You keep swimming in my line and it's causing lots of thingnger.

I'm a honking on my holright.

I'm a honking on my holright.

I'm shoot you the phone.

I'm shoot you the phone.

To keep switching on my bride lights, just to dem.

To keep switching on my bride lights, just to dem.

When you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running someone off.

When you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running someone off.

The ride.

The ride.

The day Joe, Why I thought I never.

The day Joe, Why I thought I never.

Never could love another?

Never could love another?

How else could I feed?

How else could I feed?

But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I could not see her.

But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I could not see her.

I'll tank up.

I'll tank up.

No one's at the waiting.

No one's at the waiting.

To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bab.

To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bab.

I'm a cussing out your name.

I'm a cussing out your name.

I'm you're shooting in the fire.

I'm you're shooting in the fire.

I keep switching on the bride lines, but you just to dampton. When you're swerving all lives away, you're running someone off the.

I keep switching on the bride lines, but you just to dampton. When you're swerving all lives away, you're running someone off the.

Road, driving a big show.

Road, driving a big show.

Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Hang on, we'll get to our Bill Silver's Monday goings. Head just a second, let me tell you about the prize pack. We're gonna play John Boyd Jeopardy. Somebody will pick up an assortment of swag from World Lawn Moors air Makers are the best value zero turn mowers on the market, featuring a three year unlimited hours warning. Kawashauki Engines heavy duty steel decks mo with Landscaping's best capt secret world Long look for their link to the Big Show dot com. Hang on, Playbore ten minutes and now Bill Silvers with our top ten.

Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Hang on, we'll get to our Bill Silver's Monday goings. Head just a second, let me tell you about the prize pack. We're gonna play John Boyd Jeopardy. Somebody will pick up an assortment of swag from World Lawn Moors air Makers are the best value zero turn mowers on the market, featuring a three year unlimited hours warning. Kawashauki Engines heavy duty steel decks mo with Landscaping's best capt secret world Long look for their link to the Big Show dot com. Hang on, Playbore ten minutes and now Bill Silvers with our top ten.

Liz, it's an.

Liz, it's an.

Election year, oh joy, but it looks like another geezer palooza come November. But one of the geezers is far better suited for the job than the other one. So let's make fun of the other one, shall we. That's right, Slow Joe Biden still claiming be full of vim and vigor when he's really full of something else. I mean, let's face it, folks, he never was and never will be suited to be the person pretending to be the president. While other people pull his strings. Oh bama, eh, excuse me, I had a Communist in my throat. But that doesn't mean this doddering old sack of rancid oat pulp couldn't be gainfully employed doing something else. We know he's not going to be a brain donor, folks, but other positions are available now from the home office in elon Omar's husband.

Election year, oh joy, but it looks like another geezer palooza come November. But one of the geezers is far better suited for the job than the other one. So let's make fun of the other one, shall we. That's right, Slow Joe Biden still claiming be full of vim and vigor when he's really full of something else. I mean, let's face it, folks, he never was and never will be suited to be the person pretending to be the president. While other people pull his strings. Oh bama, eh, excuse me, I had a Communist in my throat. But that doesn't mean this doddering old sack of rancid oat pulp couldn't be gainfully employed doing something else. We know he's not going to be a brain donor, folks, but other positions are available now from the home office in elon Omar's husband.

Brother sock drawer, here's the top ten jobs.

Brother sock drawer, here's the top ten jobs.

Joe Biden is better suited.

Joe Biden is better suited.

Four.

Four.

Number ten a doorstop. Number nine Terry Henson's diction coach A B A B A B A B. Number eight a crash test dummy stunt.

Number ten a doorstop. Number nine Terry Henson's diction coach A B A B A B A B. Number eight a crash test dummy stunt.

Double.

Double.

Number seven a cabbage. The texture and the color are remarkably the same as his skin. Number six a laboratory monkey. No offense to monkeys everywhere listening to the show. Number five a magician. He sure made the border and my four oh one Kate disappear. I'll tell you that right now. Number four Harvard University professor of plagiarism. He's copied so many people who want to change his last name to Minolta. Number three village idiot, John Boys off the hook. Number two, spokesman for the Hair Club for Men, told patients and the number one job Joe Biden is better suited for Donald Trump's food tester.

Number seven a cabbage. The texture and the color are remarkably the same as his skin. Number six a laboratory monkey. No offense to monkeys everywhere listening to the show. Number five a magician. He sure made the border and my four oh one Kate disappear. I'll tell you that right now. Number four Harvard University professor of plagiarism. He's copied so many people who want to change his last name to Minolta. Number three village idiot, John Boys off the hook. Number two, spokesman for the Hair Club for Men, told patients and the number one job Joe Biden is better suited for Donald Trump's food tester.

Too soon, All.

Too soon, All.

Right, jam, save up another bill about an hour. Right now, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here for our Monday morning question in professional poker slang. If you're Delta Dolly Parton, these are the cards you are holding?

Right, jam, save up another bill about an hour. Right now, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here for our Monday morning question in professional poker slang. If you're Delta Dolly Parton, these are the cards you are holding?

Is it a pair of eights?

Is it a pair of eights?

What y'all got?

What y'all got?

What eight hundred?

What eight hundred?

Big show you told? Free line? We played John Boy Jeopardy next, Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. It is Monday morning, March the twenty fourth, and our future track from the Big Show, Big Box, I turn it presents Taser todd SUSU keyword taser is a big box at the Big Show dot com there right now, that's play yes live across America.

Big show you told? Free line? We played John Boy Jeopardy next, Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. It is Monday morning, March the twenty fourth, and our future track from the Big Show, Big Box, I turn it presents Taser todd SUSU keyword taser is a big box at the Big Show dot com there right now, that's play yes live across America.

It's John Boy chepany o wah and now your host, his buddy Joe Butler lost a lot of weight on the Dolly Parton diet.

It's John Boy chepany o wah and now your host, his buddy Joe Butler lost a lot of weight on the Dolly Parton diet.

He said it wasn't easy, but it's sure made.

He said it wasn't easy, but it's sure made.

Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean.

Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean.

He shoming cut up.

He shoming cut up.

Let's say, hey, the Jerry out of Alma, Georgia. Good morning, Jerry, Good morning, job boy, Benny Jay, have a hanging on a Monday morning.

Let's say, hey, the Jerry out of Alma, Georgia. Good morning, Jerry, Good morning, job boy, Benny Jay, have a hanging on a Monday morning.

No, it could be not better.

No, it could be not better.

That's sums it up. Man with Jerry. Look at you early bird worming. You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. I bet you, I bet you know this professional poker slang. If you're dealt a Dolly parton, these are the cards you're holding.

That's sums it up. Man with Jerry. Look at you early bird worming. You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. I bet you, I bet you know this professional poker slang. If you're dealt a Dolly parton, these are the cards you're holding.

I had to say nine and five, John Boy, Oh Gables is in a nine and five? Yes, I know, I was with you.

I had to say nine and five, John Boy, Oh Gables is in a nine and five? Yes, I know, I was with you.

Tell you I thought maybe a pair of eights.

Tell you I thought maybe a pair of eights.

Yeah, you know.

Yeah, you know.

This issues in the movie ninety five.

This issues in the movie ninety five.

I had that song and everything. Uh huh, yeah, I'm familiar riding that jar that you're sitting there. We had an import from THEE Studio. I got a joke about Joe Butler and the diet and Joe Lene Joelene John.

I had that song and everything. Uh huh, yeah, I'm familiar riding that jar that you're sitting there. We had an import from THEE Studio. I got a joke about Joe Butler and the diet and Joe Lene Joelene John.

Oh yeah, no Jo Yeah, we.

Oh yeah, no Jo Yeah, we.

Got it all right, Jerry, Look at you, buddy, getting the world a lot more's assortment of cool swag. You hang on and Jack can hook you up, all right?

Got it all right, Jerry, Look at you, buddy, getting the world a lot more's assortment of cool swag. You hang on and Jack can hook you up, all right?

All right?

All right?

Can I give a shout out? Of course you can, Man go home. I won't give a shout out to my lord has saved your like always and my beautiful wife eight years. All right, another Hallelujah, only done, Jared. We appreciate you, buddy. All Right, y'all have a great one.

Can I give a shout out? Of course you can, Man go home. I won't give a shout out to my lord has saved your like always and my beautiful wife eight years. All right, another Hallelujah, only done, Jared. We appreciate you, buddy. All Right, y'all have a great one.

All right, man, we got.

All right, man, we got.

Action pack twenty minutes right now, it's your news. On the other side is our time capsule, Lena's Heart and Delbord.

Action pack twenty minutes right now, it's your news. On the other side is our time capsule, Lena's Heart and Delbord.

This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.

This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.

Hello.

Hello.

I'm Clayton J.

I'm Clayton J.

Spillsbury, the founder and president of the American Health Options League. AHLE is a diverse coalition of people working to create a new American healthcare system for the twenty first century.

Spillsbury, the founder and president of the American Health Options League. AHLE is a diverse coalition of people working to create a new American healthcare system for the twenty first century.

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Who are these people?

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But that's what our organization is all about. Our members get together on a regular basis to talk about the healthcare system and share their A whole ideas about how to change. We believe great ideas can come from anybody because everybody has an A whole opinion. If you'd like to get involved, come out to an upcoming A Whole convention at a town or city near you. When it comes to healthcare reform, you can count on the involvement of A whole people. We're committed to being part of the conversation and part of the ultimate solution, so that when the debate is over and the new healthcare system is finally created, all of America will stand up and say wow, Thanks a lot a whole. For more information, call us at eight hundred five five five A Whole, or visit our website at ahole dot org.

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Spilsberry, one of the Ahole people making plans for your future. We hope you'll join us because we believe a whole people are the ones who get things done.

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I hate those guys more than I hate Spinach traffic jams. In the last few years of MESH.

I hate those guys more than I hate Spinach traffic jams. In the last few years of MESH.

Good Morning Radio, done right, Good.

Good Morning Radio, done right, Good.

Morning, it's a big sea on the radio. About twenty minutes. I Bill Silver's Monday continues. Gonna have some movie titles for Kamala Harris now that she's not gonna be president probably ever, but we'll get to that later.

Morning, it's a big sea on the radio. About twenty minutes. I Bill Silver's Monday continues. Gonna have some movie titles for Kamala Harris now that she's not gonna be president probably ever, but we'll get to that later.

Not even up the rotor.

Not even up the rotor.

Right now, there's somebody answer the phone over temptation trailer.

Right now, there's somebody answer the phone over temptation trailer.

Hey's hoy, all my life wan a fight about it?

Hey's hoy, all my life wan a fight about it?

Break or breaker? Good buddy, John Boyn bitter here, that's a.

Break or breaker? Good buddy, John Boyn bitter here, that's a.

Big CANFORI beg on Hey, no driving, no kicking knuckles, racking, mar mongering, he ho looking pervert?

Big CANFORI beg on Hey, no driving, no kicking knuckles, racking, mar mongering, he ho looking pervert?

What's chegging?

What's chegging?

Over and cassa dead double wie just yelling like.

Over and cassa dead double wie just yelling like.

A feeling polishing off some leftover road killed stew.

A feeling polishing off some leftover road killed stew.

For breakfast road kills Steu.

For breakfast road kills Steu.

Yeah, had Delbert's daddy Red brung home a possum yesterday after work? You're kidding I'm serious as a bus wreck.

Yeah, had Delbert's daddy Red brung home a possum yesterday after work? You're kidding I'm serious as a bus wreck.

So he picks up dead possums in the road and cooks them.

So he picks up dead possums in the road and cooks them.

Yeah, sounds kind of dangerous, hot.

Yeah, sounds kind of dangerous, hot.

Not really see Red carries him a can of bright orange spray paint, like the one the fellers at the power company used. Yeah, on the way to work, if he sees the possum in the road, he paints a stripe on it. Then on the way home, if he sees one without a stripe, he knows she's fresh.

Not really see Red carries him a can of bright orange spray paint, like the one the fellers at the power company used. Yeah, on the way to work, if he sees the possum in the road, he paints a stripe on it. Then on the way home, if he sees one without a stripe, he knows she's fresh.

Did you say so?

Did you say so?

Hey? He may be old and dumb, but he knows good eating.

Hey? He may be old and dumb, but he knows good eating.

Well, well, how's Delbert?

Well, well, how's Delbert?

No?

No?

I tell you good.

I tell you good.

Boys in rough sheep. That's probably because he talked us into going out to Casa d Pepe last night.

Boys in rough sheep. That's probably because he talked us into going out to Casa d Pepe last night.

Tessa de Paype, that new Mexican.

Tessa de Paype, that new Mexican.

Joined out on twenty three. He says, come on, here'll be fine, I says Delbert. You know how them tequiler shots go right to your head and food all his messages you're digestion up, trust me. A hammered hick with the square tain't.

Joined out on twenty three. He says, come on, here'll be fine, I says Delbert. You know how them tequiler shots go right to your head and food all his messages you're digestion up, trust me. A hammered hick with the square tain't.

What happened?

What happened?

Well, what do you think? He ordered a big old plate of them bean breader. Next thing you know, he's slamming down on Jose Quervo talk about thirty minutes for us start working on him. All of a sudden, all the color drains out of his head. He stumbles up to his feet and says, I be right. Now goes bouncing off half people at the bar on the way to the restroom. So I'm sitting there shooting the ball with this little female bartender. All of a sudden we hear this big old Jenny klowner of a scream coming from the back. Bartender says, what in a world? I says, ad be delbor So we go back to talking about thirty seconds later, here comes again. A bartender says, you think he's okay? I said, he ain't been all the way right since about nineteen eighty six. Just in here comes again. I said, excuse me just a second, I'd better go check on it. So I go back in the back. I finally find Edward's sitting there all hunched over with his breeches around his ankles. I says, deb what's going on? He says, he was right. It run right through me. I'm sitting here my head spinning, my guts rumbling. A reach around to do a courtesy flush. Something comes up by the commode and grass around the butt and squeezes. I don't know what the heck's going on. It's done it two or three times, I says, well, three things. Number one, I told you not to overdo it. Number two, you ain't in the bathroom, You're in the broom closet. And number three, that ain't a toilet you're sitting on, it's a momp buffet.

Well, what do you think? He ordered a big old plate of them bean breader. Next thing you know, he's slamming down on Jose Quervo talk about thirty minutes for us start working on him. All of a sudden, all the color drains out of his head. He stumbles up to his feet and says, I be right. Now goes bouncing off half people at the bar on the way to the restroom. So I'm sitting there shooting the ball with this little female bartender. All of a sudden we hear this big old Jenny klowner of a scream coming from the back. Bartender says, what in a world? I says, ad be delbor So we go back to talking about thirty seconds later, here comes again. A bartender says, you think he's okay? I said, he ain't been all the way right since about nineteen eighty six. Just in here comes again. I said, excuse me just a second, I'd better go check on it. So I go back in the back. I finally find Edward's sitting there all hunched over with his breeches around his ankles. I says, deb what's going on? He says, he was right. It run right through me. I'm sitting here my head spinning, my guts rumbling. A reach around to do a courtesy flush. Something comes up by the commode and grass around the butt and squeezes. I don't know what the heck's going on. It's done it two or three times, I says, well, three things. Number one, I told you not to overdo it. Number two, you ain't in the bathroom, You're in the broom closet. And number three, that ain't a toilet you're sitting on, it's a momp buffet.

Oh manout domaties.

Oh manout domaties.

Yeah. In high school, he has voted most likely to say, hey, y'all watch this. Just before he died. He means, well, though, hey listen, not gonna run here me and senior superlatives. This fixing to go to work. Do you want to sink everybody else? Well, well, well you tell him, I said, you'll know what you mean, y'all. Keep him straight up there.

Yeah. In high school, he has voted most likely to say, hey, y'all watch this. Just before he died. He means, well, though, hey listen, not gonna run here me and senior superlatives. This fixing to go to work. Do you want to sink everybody else? Well, well, well you tell him, I said, you'll know what you mean, y'all. Keep him straight up there.

Ay, good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.

Ay, good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.

More chances for you to win coming up after your news weathers parts.

More chances for you to win coming up after your news weathers parts.

I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent by the heat of the Launderman fan leaving this soul.

I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent by the heat of the Launderman fan leaving this soul.

And then like in Portrago dot dot, you know, kind of host set.

And then like in Portrago dot dot, you know, kind of host set.

Up leaving his soul, hating the waters of the Medulla Oblongaha with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.

Up leaving his soul, hating the waters of the Medulla Oblongaha with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.

You like that one.

You like that one.

John Boy, Good Morning.

John Boy, Good Morning.

It's a big show on the radio, man Light happening this Monday morning, and you don't want to miss any of it. You don't have to see John Boy Billy Late Risers podcast every Monday through Friday. After the broadcast is available. Wherever you get your podcast, make it easy. Subscribe to us with a free iHeartRadio app The Jordan Big Show wherever you are worldwide. That good Bill Silvers, he's supposed to be here, supposed to be out here.

It's a big show on the radio, man Light happening this Monday morning, and you don't want to miss any of it. You don't have to see John Boy Billy Late Risers podcast every Monday through Friday. After the broadcast is available. Wherever you get your podcast, make it easy. Subscribe to us with a free iHeartRadio app The Jordan Big Show wherever you are worldwide. That good Bill Silvers, he's supposed to be here, supposed to be out here.

I'll come out here and rough talking and running.

I'll come out here and rough talking and running.

Okay, well let's go find him because uh, he's coming up in minutes. The Big Show rolls on.

Okay, well let's go find him because uh, he's coming up in minutes. The Big Show rolls on.

Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.

Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.

All right, hang on, Bill, let me tell you about the prize pack you can win if you can beat the Blonde, about one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products made in the good old USA. You know, drug drivers keep America moving and bullsnot make sure they look good doing it. You find bull Snout a truck stops across America. Download that bull Snot app. Just click on the link when you hit the Big Show dot Com. Hang on, win you some in minutes.

All right, hang on, Bill, let me tell you about the prize pack you can win if you can beat the Blonde, about one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products made in the good old USA. You know, drug drivers keep America moving and bullsnot make sure they look good doing it. You find bull Snout a truck stops across America. Download that bull Snot app. Just click on the link when you hit the Big Show dot Com. Hang on, win you some in minutes.

Alright, Bill, Hello, fellow liberty lovers, your bosom comrade in freedom is here to entertain and elucidate you, once again, all at the expense of liberals, which is just the way we like it.

Alright, Bill, Hello, fellow liberty lovers, your bosom comrade in freedom is here to entertain and elucidate you, once again, all at the expense of liberals, which is just the way we like it.

Like, they haven't had it rough enough lately.

Like, they haven't had it rough enough lately.

You could still hear the high pitchs girly screaming echoing in the ether, and that was just from the guys. Yes, Kablo was defeated, and defeated soundly. I haven't seen the Democrats this angry since Lincoln freed their sleigh.

You could still hear the high pitchs girly screaming echoing in the ether, and that was just from the guys. Yes, Kablo was defeated, and defeated soundly. I haven't seen the Democrats this angry since Lincoln freed their sleigh.

Too soon.

Too soon.

I guess it didn't help that her VP pick was a dollar store Barney the Dinosaur. Yes, she was so badly beaten that FEMA sent her a check for seven hundred and fifty dollars. But from what I hear, she likes getting spanked too soon. I'm sure she'll find something to do.

I guess it didn't help that her VP pick was a dollar store Barney the Dinosaur. Yes, she was so badly beaten that FEMA sent her a check for seven hundred and fifty dollars. But from what I hear, she likes getting spanked too soon. I'm sure she'll find something to do.

I hear laughing.

I hear laughing.

Cow Cheese is looking for a.

Cow Cheese is looking for a.

Spokesperson and their hands just keep coming.

Spokesperson and their hands just keep coming.

But don't worry. Her legacy will be protected by Hollywood. I mean, if they all don't leave the country like they promised, well, we're waiting, but don't hold your breath.

But don't worry. Her legacy will be protected by Hollywood. I mean, if they all don't leave the country like they promised, well, we're waiting, but don't hold your breath.

They never keep their word because you know they're Democrats.

They never keep their word because you know they're Democrats.

No, they'll do their best to portray her brave journey from her humble beginnings in poor middle class families to her imaginary job at McDonald's, all the way to getting power slammed by the bad Orange Man.

No, they'll do their best to portray her brave journey from her humble beginnings in poor middle class families to her imaginary job at McDonald's, all the way to getting power slammed by the bad Orange Man.

Don't you love a happy ending? So here it is from the Home Office.

Don't you love a happy ending? So here it is from the Home Office.

In the pante drawer of Barack Obama's linger a closet comes today's top ten list. The top ten movie titles for the Kamala Harris biopic Number ten, Day of the Cackle, number nine, eight Million Ways to Lose, Number eight, cry Hard, number seven, Billion Dollar, Cry Baby, number six, Throw Houchi Mama from the Train, Number five, So I Married a Communist? Number four, Despicable She number three, White House Downer, number two, The Good, the Bad, and the Unelectable, And the number one title for the Kamala Harris biopic, Missus Harris Almost Goes to Washington, not one.

In the pante drawer of Barack Obama's linger a closet comes today's top ten list. The top ten movie titles for the Kamala Harris biopic Number ten, Day of the Cackle, number nine, eight Million Ways to Lose, Number eight, cry Hard, number seven, Billion Dollar, Cry Baby, number six, Throw Houchi Mama from the Train, Number five, So I Married a Communist? Number four, Despicable She number three, White House Downer, number two, The Good, the Bad, and the Unelectable, And the number one title for the Kamala Harris biopic, Missus Harris Almost Goes to Washington, not one.

About an hour.

About an hour.

I love you.

I love you.

Now, let's play beat Le Blonde one eight hundred, Big show you told Free Law. We'll get a contestant play next

Now, let's play beat Le Blonde one eight hundred, Big show you told Free Law. We'll get a contestant play next