Good morning. There's a Big Show on the radio. We're rolling till your Tuesday morning. I feature tracking the Big Show bet box. A listener letter from goober Joe who wants.

Good morning. There's a Big Show on the radio. We're rolling till your Tuesday morning. I feature tracking the Big Show bet box. A listener letter from goober Joe who wants.

In in the entourage. There's ri key words Cooper Joe. See what you think. We'll vote on it later the Big Show dot com.

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He right now, let's plase meet the blonde. We got our blonde, we got the tubes, we got the talent. Let's see our contestant.

He right now, let's plase meet the blonde. We got our blonde, we got the tubes, we got the talent. Let's see our contestant.

Rady Hey graded from fore side. Georgia Hey doing money?

Rady Hey graded from fore side. Georgia Hey doing money?

Yeah, man, all right, well Grady, we're gonna ask Tater some questions. You agree or disagree, whether you think she's right or wrong.

Yeah, man, all right, well Grady, we're gonna ask Tater some questions. You agree or disagree, whether you think she's right or wrong.

Get you two males. We'll get you a prize pack.

Get you two males. We'll get you a prize pack.

Alright, all right, all right, Tater, what.

Alright, all right, all right, Tater, what.

Do you call a man who's the head of a monastery?

Do you call a man who's the head of a monastery?

Head of a monastery? Unlucky in love?

Head of a monastery? Unlucky in love?

Is a monastery? Is that the mail ones? Is that the monks? The nuns hang out in there?

Is a monastery? Is that the mail ones? Is that the monks? The nuns hang out in there?

Ten nunnst just hang out at the convent.

Ten nunnst just hang out at the convent.

Yeah, nuns in convent. Man, So I'm gonna.

Yeah, nuns in convent. Man, So I'm gonna.

Say a monk.

Say a monk.

Yeah, that's what you call the head of That's what you call He's a monk, a monk who can hold stuff.

Yeah, that's what you call the head of That's what you call He's a monk, a monk who can hold stuff.

That?

That?

Do you agree or disagree with? Agree? Agree?

Do you agree or disagree with? Agree? Agree?

What?

What?

So you agreed with Tater saying monk, right, but then you.

So you agreed with Tater saying monk, right, but then you.

What he said or an abbot?

What he said or an abbot?

Well it's an abbot?

Well it's an abbot?

So okay, So you disagree with Marcy?

So okay, So you disagree with Marcy?

Well you gave him time to google.

Well you gave him time to google.

Yes, sorry, we ran out the top of your great until we saw popped up our an abbit.

Yes, sorry, we ran out the top of your great until we saw popped up our an abbit.

All right, we got you were quick enough on the Google before we looked at it. So it's an abbot?

All right, we got you were quick enough on the Google before we looked at it. So it's an abbot?

Did you know that?

Did you know that?

I'm sure at one point I knew.

I'm sure at one point I knew.

That it's Actually it's where monks or nuns live.

That it's Actually it's where monks or nuns live.

Oh okay, they know it was one or the other or their co.

Oh okay, they know it was one or the other or their co.

Ed all right, all right, grady, well we'll go. I'll slow it down a little bit. Maybe just google in here on this question, because that was a buzzer right there when we need a bell.

Ed all right, all right, grady, well we'll go. I'll slow it down a little bit. Maybe just google in here on this question, because that was a buzzer right there when we need a bell.

So, Tater, a baby sheep is.

So, Tater, a baby sheep is.

Called a lamb.

Called a lamb.

What should you call its father?

What should you call its father?

Doesn't matter, he's not gonna come.

Doesn't matter, he's not gonna come.

Going over there.

Going over there.

You call him a weather, a weather? Weather?

You call him a weather, a weather? Weather?

You call a lamb's father a weather. So disagree, agree, disagrees? Okay, Oh I'm disagree. Disagree. That was yeah, the thing to do. Yeah, because they.

You call a lamb's father a weather. So disagree, agree, disagrees? Okay, Oh I'm disagree. Disagree. That was yeah, the thing to do. Yeah, because they.

Are a ram a ram uh No, it's a father of a lamb.

Are a ram a ram uh No, it's a father of a lamb.

It is so its a sheet.

It is so its a sheet.

Females are called jess and the weather is a castrated lamb. How about that?

Females are called jess and the weather is a castrated lamb. How about that?

Good look?

Good look?

Don't you about the.

Don't you about the.

Women?

Women?

Love those kinds of stories they committed memory.

Love those kinds of stories they committed memory.

What about Grady here? He got him a bell. So we're gonna win it or.

What about Grady here? He got him a bell. So we're gonna win it or.

Lose it on this question right here?

Lose it on this question right here?

All right, Tayter, According to university studies, is there anything in side a woman's body that makes your tend to cry more than men? Yeah?

All right, Tayter, According to university studies, is there anything in side a woman's body that makes your tend to cry more than men? Yeah?

Disappointment, rage, logging for respect?

Disappointment, rage, logging for respect?

Sure, I go on, but yes, there is yes, something inside a woman.

Sure, I go on, but yes, there is yes, something inside a woman.

Yes or no question?

Yes or no question?

And Tator says yes. So Grady, agree or disagree.

And Tator says yes. So Grady, agree or disagree.

I'm going to agree. And you the female hormone estrogen that has been shown to influence crime.

I'm going to agree. And you the female hormone estrogen that has been shown to influence crime.

It's great and it has some drawbacks.

It's great and it has some drawbacks.

It does a little bit there.

It does a little bit there.

All right, Look at you, Grady getting the big o LS tractor prize back, go down the foresight Georgia for you.

All right, Look at you, Grady getting the big o LS tractor prize back, go down the foresight Georgia for you.

We can handle that. Great congratulation.

We can handle that. Great congratulation.

Thank you.

Thank you.

All right, we jump out, catch you up on your news.

All right, we jump out, catch you up on your news.

Right on the other side, we got our time capsule for our guaranteed Tuesday morning light.

Right on the other side, we got our time capsule for our guaranteed Tuesday morning light.

Then to play high.

Then to play high.

This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.

This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.

Eh hzzah, good mor says, welcome to the Renaissance Festival and have a super day.

Eh hzzah, good mor says, welcome to the Renaissance Festival and have a super day.

Cadbury, What have you gotten me into?

Cadbury, What have you gotten me into?

Try try try to enjoy yourselves, sir.

Try try try to enjoy yourselves, sir.

Enjoy myself.

Enjoy myself.

Look at these losers, bunch of fruitcakes, dress up like lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me, how come you get to dress up like the king and I'm dressed as an idiot? Not an idiot, sir, a fool.

Look at these losers, bunch of fruitcakes, dress up like lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me, how come you get to dress up like the king and I'm dressed as an idiot? Not an idiot, sir, a fool.

But what's the difference.

But what's the difference.

Well, I picked this for you, especially so I see the fool or the court jester was known for his mirth, his wit, and his talent for bringing joy to the people.

Well, I picked this for you, especially so I see the fool or the court jester was known for his mirth, his wit, and his talent for bringing joy to the people.

Oh well that's not so bad.

Oh well that's not so bad.

An idiot is how you would dress before, sir.

An idiot is how you would dress before, sir.

Okay, okay, we're here. We've seen enough.

Okay, okay, we're here. We've seen enough.

Had my turkey leg steak on a steak corner on the cob beefs doing an Italian ice.

Had my turkey leg steak on a steak corner on the cob beefs doing an Italian ice.

Let's go go, sir.

Let's go go, sir.

But we've only been here fifteen minutes.

But we've only been here fifteen minutes.

Cadburry, this is boring.

Cadburry, this is boring.

Sir, may I remind you that in all our time together, I have been forced to wrestle alligators, to fight NASCAR fans, rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario, sign my name on Brestess's, and be stunned by one mister Stonecoat Steve Austen. The least you could do is let me enjoy one single days.

Sir, may I remind you that in all our time together, I have been forced to wrestle alligators, to fight NASCAR fans, rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario, sign my name on Brestess's, and be stunned by one mister Stonecoat Steve Austen. The least you could do is let me enjoy one single days.

Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's one in charge around here? Remember our little saying, Yes, sir, say it Isley, big Eye know use that's right, Big Ay says it's time to go.

Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's one in charge around here? Remember our little saying, Yes, sir, say it Isley, big Eye know use that's right, Big Ay says it's time to go.

Oh, very well after you, sir.

Oh, very well after you, sir.

Hey, your majesty, honey, Hey kingy honey, you looking for a queen?

Hey, your majesty, honey, Hey kingy honey, you looking for a queen?

We were just leaving, Madam.

We were just leaving, Madam.

Not so fast, Chad Verrier, who are they? Wrenches?

Not so fast, Chad Verrier, who are they? Wrenches?

Sir? Common gutter field? Hey wenches, you don't know, never hurt anybody. Check out those outfits practically falling out of those dresses. I hadn't noticed, Sir, you need to stop hanging around Randy Hell old baby dolls?

Sir? Common gutter field? Hey wenches, you don't know, never hurt anybody. Check out those outfits practically falling out of those dresses. I hadn't noticed, Sir, you need to stop hanging around Randy Hell old baby dolls?

Who you calling?

Who you calling?

Oh, I'm a ye old.

Oh, I'm a ye old.

Take a high redneck full honey, I'm.

Take a high redneck full honey, I'm.

Not a redneck fool. I'm John Boar jomy quick. Well you're a head, sir. What kind of wenches are you?

Not a redneck fool. I'm John Boar jomy quick. Well you're a head, sir. What kind of wenches are you?

Anyway?

Anyway?

The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness, honey here, let me hold your royal scepter.

The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness, honey here, let me hold your royal scepter.

Hey me you.

Hey me you.

Okay, said come on Canbert, But sir.

Okay, said come on Canbert, But sir.

Right, hurry back your lordship honey.

Right, hurry back your lordship honey.

Duck into this port a potty with me?

Duck into this port a potty with me?

How damn you, sir?

How damn you, sir?

I have lowered myself many times in your service, but I will not be your royal wipers.

I have lowered myself many times in your service, but I will not be your royal wipers.

No, stupid, take your clothes off.

No, stupid, take your clothes off.

I prefer to remain just with friends, with all the same users.

I prefer to remain just with friends, with all the same users.

No, no, no, the baby dolls. They're only interested in royalty, stupid. Give me your outfit.

No, no, no, the baby dolls. They're only interested in royalty, stupid. Give me your outfit.

I'm not, sir. I'm only wearing my boxes under my royal twitter.

I'm not, sir. I'm only wearing my boxes under my royal twitter.

You about done in the throne room, honeys.

You about done in the throne room, honeys.

I'm not just a manner.

I'm not just a manner.

If you're not gonna give it to me, I guess I'll just have to take it.

If you're not gonna give it to me, I guess I'll just have to take it.

Come get some, sir.

Come get some, sir.

Where's the other your majesty, Your majesty, honey, I'm.

Where's the other your majesty, Your majesty, honey, I'm.

In charge of the king of house.

In charge of the king of house.

Come on, winches, I'll show you the wrong wine bago.

Come on, winches, I'll show you the wrong wine bago.

I got a Night's tail on DVD.

I got a Night's tail on DVD.

Sir, anybody I mean a tight spot.

Sir, anybody I mean a tight spot.

Eh?

Eh?

Did someone say tight spot?

Did someone say tight spot?

Eh?

Eh?

A fancy meeting you?

A fancy meeting you?

Yeah, I love your outfit and he just saves it all.

Yeah, I love your outfit and he just saves it all.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

John Boy and Billy, he's just being melodramatic. You've got to ignore it if you really want to help him. This morning, rad yell dumb right, Good Tuesday morning. It's a big show on the radio.

John Boy and Billy, he's just being melodramatic. You've got to ignore it if you really want to help him. This morning, rad yell dumb right, Good Tuesday morning. It's a big show on the radio.

My godgets grab net fine on the set and.

My godgets grab net fine on the set and.

Action.

Action.

Hello friends, you're old pelp Bert Fern here with another liver liberating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Kids Say the Darnedest Things. As our story opens, Miss Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on the first day of school.

Hello friends, you're old pelp Bert Fern here with another liver liberating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Kids Say the Darnedest Things. As our story opens, Miss Moran is meeting her new fourth grade students on the first day of school.

Good morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your teacher this year. And before we start discussing in the curriculum, does anyone have any questions?

Good morning, children, I'm miss Moran and I'll be your teacher this year. And before we start discussing in the curriculum, does anyone have any questions?

Oh?

Oh?

Oh oh yes, yes.

Oh oh yes, yes.

What's your name?

What's your name?

My parents named me Luke because I'm not so hot. Yes, Luke.

My parents named me Luke because I'm not so hot. Yes, Luke.

What's your question?

What's your question?

So your miss Moran? Are you single?

So your miss Moran? Are you single?

Yes?

Yes?

I am? Anyone else?

I am? Anyone else?

Oh well, have you ever been married?

Oh well, have you ever been married?

No, Luke, I've I've never been married. Anyone else have a question?

No, Luke, I've I've never been married. Anyone else have a question?

So are you just an old maid by choice?

So are you just an old maid by choice?

Or are you one of those Lebanese women.

Or are you one of those Lebanese women.

That's a very personal question, Luke.

That's a very personal question, Luke.

Okay, Lebanese? It is anyone else?

Okay, Lebanese? It is anyone else?

Anyone else have a question about class?

Anyone else have a question about class?

Oh?

Oh?

Oh oh oh, miss Brand, miss Brand.

Oh oh oh, miss Brand, miss Brand.

Anyone else other than Luke?

Anyone else other than Luke?

Anyone?

Anyone?

No?

No?

Okay, yes, Luke.

Okay, yes, Luke.

My dad wants to know if you're gonna make us do gender study stuff or make me box a girl or put me in a bathroom with girls.

My dad wants to know if you're gonna make us do gender study stuff or make me box a girl or put me in a bathroom with girls.

No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions about math or English or even science?

No, nothing like that, Luke. Do you have any questions about math or English or even science?

Yeah?

Yeah?

I have a science question.

I have a science question.

I asked my dad.

I asked my dad.

But it's kind of a second opinion I'm looking for.

But it's kind of a second opinion I'm looking for.

Okay, great, this this is more like it?

Okay, great, this this is more like it?

All right?

All right?

Ask away?

Ask away?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

What?

What?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Well, Luke, it could be many things. Maybe it's an intelligent design. It might be evolution. That is kind of a tough question. So what does your dad say?

Well, Luke, it could be many things. Maybe it's an intelligent design. It might be evolution. That is kind of a tough question. So what does your dad say?

My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.

My dad says elephants have four feet because six inches would just look silly. We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.

I don't even know what that means.

I don't even know what that means.

Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the Elephant at the children's zoos.

Tune in next time when we'll hear long Larry the Elephant at the children's zoos.

Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning to make shows on the radio. Hang over your local news weather sports was royal, that.

Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning to make shows on the radio. Hang over your local news weather sports was royal, that.

Is the king feet all, slave of the visials, de stroy out of the mungole and aggravat of the automatave all listening to my two royal jesterers, those gap tooth and barbarians, John Boy and Billyard Old big show. A rise, a loyal of beef, A rise, Duke of Ellington, A rise water of ten essence of marp.

Is the king feet all, slave of the visials, de stroy out of the mungole and aggravat of the automatave all listening to my two royal jesterers, those gap tooth and barbarians, John Boy and Billyard Old big show. A rise, a loyal of beef, A rise, Duke of Ellington, A rise water of ten essence of marp.

Look back, leave up your morning's big sean already ye, well spring has sprung. Well joke out what's going on down to Dale's Den and Valley, Alabama, home of the War Eagle fan number one, Auburn Place number five, Michigan in the round of Sweet sixteen coming up this weekend.

Look back, leave up your morning's big sean already ye, well spring has sprung. Well joke out what's going on down to Dale's Den and Valley, Alabama, home of the War Eagle fan number one, Auburn Place number five, Michigan in the round of Sweet sixteen coming up this weekend.

Let's check out ad talk here.

Let's check out ad talk here.

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In the den. This is Dale welcoming you to Dale's Den. AD Talk like to welcome you all who come to the den and all of you who listen to this ad talk. We got some of the best of foods. Hey, we cook what we cook. Maybe our menu might be a little limited, but we don't go around try to make up stuff and put peanut butter on this, and put jelly on that, and put whip cream on this over here and call it something like this and have a big mess on our hands. We cook what we cook, and we do it well here in the den. If you want some good catfish or we specially on shrimp or our stuffed baked potato, if war or fighters m and we try to keep the price down. We do a lot of things to try to keep the pride down, but we try to make it as good as we can, uh huh. And when we cook it when you order it. We don't cook nothing ahead of time. Hey, we don't. We don't guess what people gonna order and cook it ahead of time and try to have it ready when you holler. We not very good guessing, So you have to start cooking when you order it, and the fresh cook when you get it. I take a little more time. We ain't like the fat food places. Well, you can drive around it and all that, and you your car won't have to never stop rolling, and you get it and then you sack it up. Might be what you want, might not be what you want. But you got something quick, hey, deal with it or get in the bend, give us a little time if we cook it dead right, and it's good, ladies and gentlemen, it's good. Hey. And the people keep asking me, say, how can we cut down on the time and get it? Well? Two or three things you can do to kind of squeeze the time in between getting it. H know what you want all of what you want the first time. Now, when you start changing your all this stuff like that, maybe you can't change it cause it might be too fuk gone on the cooking. But when you change it, that set it back. And when if you call in and order, have everything ready to say when you call it in, don't call know all the in and come I hold on a minute, or wait a minute, let me ask you somebody else what they want all the stuff like that, that's waste time. And if you running very high risk of getting hung up one cause we are doing something and we upbuild there and we aure doing things for other folks that are taking that time to care reclear order their food. So hey, have your order in hand and try not to change your order. Now sometime you might have to change your order cause something you might not know about. To change your order, cause we want you to get what you order, and we want you to enjoy it, cause you don't want paying for it.

But here to dead.

But here to dead.

Hey, you can't go wrong. Like to holler, some people up in Noona left this old man he sent me would and he wasn't no old man. If more people out a Nowona and they welcome, come down eighty five. Enjoy you. Kevin Valentine from dale's Ville, Virginia, go back down to the Denian holler at me. Got somebody want you to meet? All kind of folks houting some Mississippi and mad from Cincinnati, and and somebody in South Carolina, and I just can't get to 'em. Glad and y'all left my space. Every up here and the sprang around Mother's Day and them all day. This is a nice time to be alive.

Hey, you can't go wrong. Like to holler, some people up in Noona left this old man he sent me would and he wasn't no old man. If more people out a Nowona and they welcome, come down eighty five. Enjoy you. Kevin Valentine from dale's Ville, Virginia, go back down to the Denian holler at me. Got somebody want you to meet? All kind of folks houting some Mississippi and mad from Cincinnati, and and somebody in South Carolina, and I just can't get to 'em. Glad and y'all left my space. Every up here and the sprang around Mother's Day and them all day. This is a nice time to be alive.

Baby.

Baby.

In spite of all this other mess. Riga Monroe was going on, I think of all the money we could save for these walls and things and take care of our kids and then fight disease. I would fight other folks and kill them and mistreat and do all the other things like that don't make sense to me. Hey, live in a peaceful manner and treat your fellow man correctly. It's day off from days. Then I'm feeling good and I'm back healthy, getting ready to gold fishing. Take care, never kind of.

In spite of all this other mess. Riga Monroe was going on, I think of all the money we could save for these walls and things and take care of our kids and then fight disease. I would fight other folks and kill them and mistreat and do all the other things like that don't make sense to me. Hey, live in a peaceful manner and treat your fellow man correctly. It's day off from days. Then I'm feeling good and I'm back healthy, getting ready to gold fishing. Take care, never kind of.

Run out of gas.

Run out of gas.

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But I'm trying to get it out there.

But I'm trying to get it out there.

Am I doing so far? Excellent?

Am I doing so far? Excellent?

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And now let's see Pat Man's got something smart to say about my pronunciations.

And now let's see Pat Man's got something smart to say about my pronunciations.

Good morning, Mark Packer, Jim.

Good morning, Mark Packer, Jim.

Bow sounds great. Appreciate you, Johnny, I got it. I gotta be serious with you for a second.

Bow sounds great. Appreciate you, Johnny, I got it. I gotta be serious with you for a second.

All right, we need it.

All right, we need it.

We need a moment of silence for everybody here on the network, a moment of silence because I'm here to tell you when it comes to March madness, Cinderella is dead. I mean dead is a Doorkno, you can't find her. She's not wanted and you may never see her again.

We need a moment of silence for everybody here on the network, a moment of silence because I'm here to tell you when it comes to March madness, Cinderella is dead. I mean dead is a Doorkno, you can't find her. She's not wanted and you may never see her again.

Wow, Johnny smashing pumpkin, smashing pumpkin.

Wow, Johnny smashing pumpkin, smashing pumpkin.

Yeah, let me tell you something. In this world of name, image of likeness, in the transfer portal where the big conferences say, hey, that guy plays for Miami of Ohio. He could help us. Let's ride up a check the small guy. And unless we change the rules, if you long for the days of Hey, some Cinder Davidson with Steph Curry, he's going to make this those days are over, John boy, they're done.

Yeah, let me tell you something. In this world of name, image of likeness, in the transfer portal where the big conferences say, hey, that guy plays for Miami of Ohio. He could help us. Let's ride up a check the small guy. And unless we change the rules, if you long for the days of Hey, some Cinder Davidson with Steph Curry, he's going to make this those days are over, John boy, they're done.

I was looking for underdogs, you know, to take they might have a chance dog going to them top programs. You're right, pack there, they got us. How are you gonna beat them anymore?

I was looking for underdogs, you know, to take they might have a chance dog going to them top programs. You're right, pack there, they got us. How are you gonna beat them anymore?

Well, you listen, you gott to become one of them. That's the only way you can be a part of it. And from the men's side again, the Sweet sixteens locked and loaded. But for the first time ever ever, the Sweet sixteen is comprised of only four conferences. The SEC, which has been fantastic all year, has seventeen seven of the Sweet sixteen all time record for the SEC. The Big Ten who started the tournament going ten to zero. They've got four teams, the Big twelve, they've got four teams. And in the old acc which has been the standard for decades upon decades upon decades, has been down to literally duke and that's it. Those are your sixteen teams, that's it. And so it's crazy, right, only seven conferences, Only seven conferences won at least two games. That ties twenty seventeen from an all time low standpoint. So again, the rich keep getting richer. Now doesn't mean that we won't have drama, because moving forward beginning Thursday night, these matchups of Power League on Power League and the best of the Power League, you couldn't script a better case scenario to be entertained with the best teams getting after each other. But, like I said, a moment of silence for Cinderella because she is.

Well, you listen, you gott to become one of them. That's the only way you can be a part of it. And from the men's side again, the Sweet sixteens locked and loaded. But for the first time ever ever, the Sweet sixteen is comprised of only four conferences. The SEC, which has been fantastic all year, has seventeen seven of the Sweet sixteen all time record for the SEC. The Big Ten who started the tournament going ten to zero. They've got four teams, the Big twelve, they've got four teams. And in the old acc which has been the standard for decades upon decades upon decades, has been down to literally duke and that's it. Those are your sixteen teams, that's it. And so it's crazy, right, only seven conferences, Only seven conferences won at least two games. That ties twenty seventeen from an all time low standpoint. So again, the rich keep getting richer. Now doesn't mean that we won't have drama, because moving forward beginning Thursday night, these matchups of Power League on Power League and the best of the Power League, you couldn't script a better case scenario to be entertained with the best teams getting after each other. But, like I said, a moment of silence for Cinderella because she is.

Out of here.

Out of here.

She's gone, it's all she wrote.

She's gone, it's all she wrote.

Fa back, let me read out the matchups for the Sweet Sixteen for our for our listeners who might have got up right quick I had. I'm ready. So Auburn is what number one Auburn? These are the seeds for the for the tournament. Number one Auburn plays number five Michigan number six, Ole Miss plays number two, Michigan State number one, Florida plays number four, Maryland number three, Texas Tech plays number ten Arkansas. And then on the other side, number one Duke plays number four, Arizona number six, b Yu at number two, Alabama number one, Houston at number four, per Due number three, Kentucky at number two, Tennessee.

Fa back, let me read out the matchups for the Sweet Sixteen for our for our listeners who might have got up right quick I had. I'm ready. So Auburn is what number one Auburn? These are the seeds for the for the tournament. Number one Auburn plays number five Michigan number six, Ole Miss plays number two, Michigan State number one, Florida plays number four, Maryland number three, Texas Tech plays number ten Arkansas. And then on the other side, number one Duke plays number four, Arizona number six, b Yu at number two, Alabama number one, Houston at number four, per Due number three, Kentucky at number two, Tennessee.

Yep, Barks, no, no question, Arkansas is a ten seed. I mean, so basically Arkansas is Cinderella. I mean, what are we talking about? And again, a double digit seed is now madd to the sweet sixteen house seventeen straight years. But like I said, if you're looking for the really cool story of the little guy, it's over. I mean, unless we change the rules of name, image and likeness and the transfer portal. Those schools, those smaller schools are nothing more than a feeder system. If they find a really good player for some big Bay comes in and says, hey, listen, here's six figures. Here, seven figures, come play for us at school X, Y or Z. But if you love snobbery and the blue bloods and all that, this is your kind of deal now, because moving forward, it's the best against the best. I mean, there is no nonsense moving forward. But for those that have the love affair of March madness, man, I can't wait to see the buzzer beaters and all, Hey, we had one buzzer beater and that was Maryland knocking off New Mexico the other night.

Yep, Barks, no, no question, Arkansas is a ten seed. I mean, so basically Arkansas is Cinderella. I mean, what are we talking about? And again, a double digit seed is now madd to the sweet sixteen house seventeen straight years. But like I said, if you're looking for the really cool story of the little guy, it's over. I mean, unless we change the rules of name, image and likeness and the transfer portal. Those schools, those smaller schools are nothing more than a feeder system. If they find a really good player for some big Bay comes in and says, hey, listen, here's six figures. Here, seven figures, come play for us at school X, Y or Z. But if you love snobbery and the blue bloods and all that, this is your kind of deal now, because moving forward, it's the best against the best. I mean, there is no nonsense moving forward. But for those that have the love affair of March madness, man, I can't wait to see the buzzer beaters and all, Hey, we had one buzzer beater and that was Maryland knocking off New Mexico the other night.

But that's it.

But that's it.

I mean, it's really been a strange deal. And from the ACC perspective, what you and I grew up on the first time since nineteen seventy five, the AC with only one team in the round of thirty two, and that was Duke because Louisville got beat, Carolina got beat, Clemson got beat. See, that's it, ACS down to Duke. So just some craziness from that perspective, again, all of us has gotten so used to the ACC being a part of it. And again, at the end of the day, Johnny Duke made cut down the nets in San Antonio.

I mean, it's really been a strange deal. And from the ACC perspective, what you and I grew up on the first time since nineteen seventy five, the AC with only one team in the round of thirty two, and that was Duke because Louisville got beat, Carolina got beat, Clemson got beat. See, that's it, ACS down to Duke. So just some craziness from that perspective, again, all of us has gotten so used to the ACC being a part of it. And again, at the end of the day, Johnny Duke made cut down the nets in San Antonio.

For all I know.

For all I know.

With the SEC was seven teams in the sweet sixteen.

With the SEC was seven teams in the sweet sixteen.

It's almost I'll did quick mass, John Boyd.

It's almost I'll did quick mass, John Boyd.

Let me tell you so your math skills have improved.

Let me tell you so your math skills have improved.

So it's barefoot season.

So it's barefoot season.

I mean that they put the shoes back on. Put the freaking shoes back goodness, grace as you're all over. But you know, here's the other thing I'll tell you real quick, because I have no idea who's gonna win these games. But since nineteen ninety nine, Johnny, we've had twenty five tournaments. In fourteen of those twenty five tournaments since nineteen ninety nine, at least two teams from one league have made it to the final four. So the Big ten's got four left, the Big twelve's got four left, the SEC has seven left. So the chances of somebody showing up with a couple uh, probably pretty good. But the funny thing about it is fourteen of those twenty five years that we've had at least two teams from one league make the final four, only three times has that conference actually won the national championship. So just because the corner of the market doesn't necessarily mean you end up cutting down the nets. But man, the SEC has a chance, has a chance to get all four teams in the final four. It's only happened one time before where we had three, but that was way back in nineteen eighty five when the Big East had Villanova, Georgetown and Saint John's. That's the only time we've had three from one league. But man, man, it's it's gonna be cool. Right now, I'm saying the game's Thursday and Friday, Saturday and Sunday. You're almost guaranteed marquee matchups. On the men's side, it should be awesome.

I mean that they put the shoes back on. Put the freaking shoes back goodness, grace as you're all over. But you know, here's the other thing I'll tell you real quick, because I have no idea who's gonna win these games. But since nineteen ninety nine, Johnny, we've had twenty five tournaments. In fourteen of those twenty five tournaments since nineteen ninety nine, at least two teams from one league have made it to the final four. So the Big ten's got four left, the Big twelve's got four left, the SEC has seven left. So the chances of somebody showing up with a couple uh, probably pretty good. But the funny thing about it is fourteen of those twenty five years that we've had at least two teams from one league make the final four, only three times has that conference actually won the national championship. So just because the corner of the market doesn't necessarily mean you end up cutting down the nets. But man, the SEC has a chance, has a chance to get all four teams in the final four. It's only happened one time before where we had three, but that was way back in nineteen eighty five when the Big East had Villanova, Georgetown and Saint John's. That's the only time we've had three from one league. But man, man, it's it's gonna be cool. Right now, I'm saying the game's Thursday and Friday, Saturday and Sunday. You're almost guaranteed marquee matchups. On the men's side, it should be awesome.

Man, back of Esles has all four teams in the final four. It's gonna be a tough football season.

Man, back of Esles has all four teams in the final four. It's gonna be a tough football season.

You know what's funny, Let me tell what's weird, Johnny. You know the SEC, which we you know, and they've had really good basketball, they just haven't been great when it comes to the terminent. They haven't won the National titis since Kentucky back in twenty twelve. But we're so used to SEC football dominating landscape the last two years now we've gone this college football PLAYFF, especially the expansion this past year. The SEC hasn't even won a semi final game the last two years, much less of the title game in football. But here they are in basketball, kicking everybody all over the yard. So again, you never know. Every year is a different deal. But again, the games come up this week really should be great.

You know what's funny, Let me tell what's weird, Johnny. You know the SEC, which we you know, and they've had really good basketball, they just haven't been great when it comes to the terminent. They haven't won the National titis since Kentucky back in twenty twelve. But we're so used to SEC football dominating landscape the last two years now we've gone this college football PLAYFF, especially the expansion this past year. The SEC hasn't even won a semi final game the last two years, much less of the title game in football. But here they are in basketball, kicking everybody all over the yard. So again, you never know. Every year is a different deal. But again, the games come up this week really should be great.

Gonna be awesome, all right, let's enjoyed package. So when we meet next week we'll have our final four set.

Gonna be awesome, all right, let's enjoyed package. So when we meet next week we'll have our final four set.

That's exactly right. Of course, the women are taking care of business to a lot of chalk on the women's side, so by the time we get together next week, we'll know exactly what we got for the final four.

That's exactly right. Of course, the women are taking care of business to a lot of chalk on the women's side, so by the time we get together next week, we'll know exactly what we got for the final four.

All right, good, So pack you are the man. Thank you so much, buddy.

All right, good, So pack you are the man. Thank you so much, buddy.

All right, Gang, we'll talk to you next week.

All right, Gang, we'll talk to you next week.

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My feature track for The Big Show bid Box a listener letter.

My feature track for The Big Show bid Box a listener letter.

Goober Joe wants any hot ride. Yeah that goes wrong, Goober Joe. I'm gonna tell them. Somebody break the news.

Goober Joe wants any hot ride. Yeah that goes wrong, Goober Joe. I'm gonna tell them. Somebody break the news.

We've already got a goober.

We've already got a goober.

Checking out in the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com clacking on their contest money Gang get due, We'll call you.

Checking out in the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com clacking on their contest money Gang get due, We'll call you.

I had everybody's head about the bed like a word anywhere?

I had everybody's head about the bed like a word anywhere?

That a word anywhere were let's lead the contestant. We got Joseph from Chattanooga, Tennesseega. Morning Joseph, Good morning, morning, buddy.

That a word anywhere were let's lead the contestant. We got Joseph from Chattanooga, Tennesseega. Morning Joseph, Good morning, morning, buddy.

Hell.

Hell.

I got Shelby from Cornville, Arizona.

I got Shelby from Cornville, Arizona.

Good morning Shelby. Whoa, whoa buddy boy.

Good morning Shelby. Whoa, whoa buddy boy.

All right, boys, welcome o Shellby. You get Tater on your team. You're feeling lucky, Tater because.

All right, boys, welcome o Shellby. You get Tater on your team. You're feeling lucky, Tater because.

The mayor of Cornville.

The mayor of Cornville.

All right, all right, and uh, Joseph, it'll be me and you on the other side. So let's see what we can put on the board for the first thirty seconds. And today, boys, it's all about spring words associated with springs.

All right, all right, and uh, Joseph, it'll be me and you on the other side. So let's see what we can put on the board for the first thirty seconds. And today, boys, it's all about spring words associated with springs.

Like I'm about to bust one.

Like I'm about to bust one.

That would work, all right, boys, So y'all got that, Joseph and Shelby spring words. Yes, okay, Yelly you relax man, Joseph. All right, Joseph, be ready to go, Yes, sir, all right, start the clock.

That would work, all right, boys, So y'all got that, Joseph and Shelby spring words. Yes, okay, Yelly you relax man, Joseph. All right, Joseph, be ready to go, Yes, sir, all right, start the clock.

Now.

Now.

This is the yellow stuff it gets on your car falling.

This is the yellow stuff it gets on your car falling.

Uh huh uh. These come out of calipitllar pillars and fly away.

Uh huh uh. These come out of calipitllar pillars and fly away.

Butterflies.

Butterflies.

Yeah, okay, chirp, chirp and fly they fly goes to what birds.

Yeah, okay, chirp, chirp and fly they fly goes to what birds.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Okay, look at the clouds it might.

Okay, look at the clouds it might.

Yeah, uh huh. All right, the grass will turn this card green?

Yeah, uh huh. All right, the grass will turn this card green?

Yeah, uh huh uh. The little things bloom what do you call? They just flowers? They're just starting.

Yeah, uh huh uh. The little things bloom what do you call? They just flowers? They're just starting.

Oh, it was Bud's after the Buzzer Ryan show one. Get rid of that.

Oh, it was Bud's after the Buzzer Ryan show one. Get rid of that.

Yeah, And I said, all right, what did I say?

Yeah, And I said, all right, what did I say?

Maybe she's docking you a point because you said these little things fly out of caterpillars and it was buddy flies.

Maybe she's docking you a point because you said these little things fly out of caterpillars and it was buddy flies.

Does that help?

Does that help?

All right?

All right?

I'm sorry, Joseph, I driving Buddy put a fact all right.

I'm sorry, Joseph, I driving Buddy put a fact all right.

Four on the board, and we gave Shelby one for sitting there, so Shelby you and for your timed event. All right, okay, start the clock now.

Four on the board, and we gave Shelby one for sitting there, so Shelby you and for your timed event. All right, okay, start the clock now.

All right, These buzz around and make honey. Yeah, this is what what the north is doing. They're blanking out. It's when the ice is melting. And it's also you have to do this to your steaks before you cook them because they've been in the freezer. Yes, you plant this uh this time of year that vegetables all grow in your work yep.

All right, These buzz around and make honey. Yeah, this is what what the north is doing. They're blanking out. It's when the ice is melting. And it's also you have to do this to your steaks before you cook them because they've been in the freezer. Yes, you plant this uh this time of year that vegetables all grow in your work yep.

And the easter blank. The kids collect eggs, No, they collect eggs in their easter.

And the easter blank. The kids collect eggs, No, they collect eggs in their easter.

Basket.

Basket.

All right, Well, y'all got a four on your own, and that one I gave you, well.

All right, Well, y'all got a four on your own, and that one I gave you, well.

Y'all took from me. Actually there's a five yell before for Joseph.

Y'all took from me. Actually there's a five yell before for Joseph.

You be looking at her.

You be looking at her.

I was just looking around the room. Everybody was looking back.

I was just looking around the room. Everybody was looking back.

Alright, Oh Joseph, here we go, buddy.

Alright, Oh Joseph, here we go, buddy.

Let's see what we can do for round two.

Let's see what we can do for round two.

Are you ready to get a shot?

Are you ready to get a shot?

Okay, start the clock now. This is the day before Easter, before we get into the Easter weekend.

Okay, start the clock now. This is the day before Easter, before we get into the Easter weekend.

It's two words, good Friday.

It's two words, good Friday.

Yes, okay, go fly It's Wendy go fly a right?

Yes, okay, go fly It's Wendy go fly a right?

Uh huh?

Uh huh?

All right?

All right?

This is the month, the next month after March.

This is the month, the next month after March.

Uh huh uh.

Uh huh uh.

This is what you do to trees. This is the word where you cut the limbs off of them. We gotta do this.

This is what you do to trees. This is the word where you cut the limbs off of them. We gotta do this.

No another word, this specific.

No another word, this specific.

It's like a ing on the the you do what was.

It's like a ing on the the you do what was.

Streaming it?

Streaming it?

Okay? Well, well you know hard to what I gave Shelby another one?

Okay? Well, well you know hard to what I gave Shelby another one?

Good Friday?

Good Friday?

What did I say?

What did I say?

Day?

Day?

Don't gone?

Don't gone?

Why I get on the trigging?

Why I get on the trigging?

This ain't fair? Gone?

This ain't fair? Gone?

All right, well, let's tied up with those two Shelly that you got.

All right, well, let's tied up with those two Shelly that you got.

So if you and Taylor get one. You will win? Well did he already say that word? Okay?

So if you and Taylor get one. You will win? Well did he already say that word? Okay?

Picking up the last word? Shall be ready?

Picking up the last word? Shall be ready?

Go o, it's yeah.

Go o, it's yeah.

You cut back like limbs? Do you do this so that they grow back fuller?

You cut back like limbs? Do you do this so that they grow back fuller?

You're right?

You're right?

But what is the act of proven.

But what is the act of proven.

Running for the wind?

Running for the wind?

All right?

All right?

Sorry?

Sorry?

I couldn't help you out anymore.

I couldn't help you out anymore.

Shall we could choose.

Shall we could choose.

Joseph and chatting nougo a lot blued out? One four is our buddy, but we'll get Jackie. Give you another chance down the road. Man. We appreciate you, buddy. Can I say something real quick?

Joseph and chatting nougo a lot blued out? One four is our buddy, but we'll get Jackie. Give you another chance down the road. Man. We appreciate you, buddy. Can I say something real quick?

Yes, sir, I've been trying to call in for quite some time for the main reason to tell you and Billy thank you. My dad's been gone almost ten years now, and I remember growing up listening to y'all radio show with him. It's the reason I still listen to it every morning, and y'all created some of the best core memories I had with my dad. So I was gonna tell y'all thank you, But every time listening y'all show, I think of him.

Yes, sir, I've been trying to call in for quite some time for the main reason to tell you and Billy thank you. My dad's been gone almost ten years now, and I remember growing up listening to y'all radio show with him. It's the reason I still listen to it every morning, and y'all created some of the best core memories I had with my dad. So I was gonna tell y'all thank you, But every time listening y'all show, I think of him.

Joseph, thank you a lot, buddy. I cannot thank you enough of that, you know, And and you're not alone. We have a lot of kids that grew up like that. And the associate. Yeah, remember whether it was her daddy. Most of dad's taking you to school with a big show, but it was some good old mamas in there.

Joseph, thank you a lot, buddy. I cannot thank you enough of that, you know, And and you're not alone. We have a lot of kids that grew up like that. And the associate. Yeah, remember whether it was her daddy. Most of dad's taking you to school with a big show, but it was some good old mamas in there.

It was mainly it was mainly going to work with my dad when I was younger, because I'd go to work with him and then i'd go to school from his shop. She went to work really early, so that's all. It was a it was just manly listening to y'all on the radio radio show in the shop, and I really enjoyed it.

It was mainly it was mainly going to work with my dad when I was younger, because I'd go to work with him and then i'd go to school from his shop. She went to work really early, so that's all. It was a it was just manly listening to y'all on the radio radio show in the shop, and I really enjoyed it.

Well, thank you, Joseph.

Well, thank you, Joseph.

We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great rest of your day. Man, thanks for sharing that with us. You two guys, thank you, boy, thank you.

We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great rest of your day. Man, thanks for sharing that with us. You two guys, thank you, boy, thank you.

And Shelby looking at.

And Shelby looking at.

You over here at Cornville, Arizona winning some cool swag from World Lawnmowers, mangratulations.

You over here at Cornville, Arizona winning some cool swag from World Lawnmowers, mangratulations.

Well, thank you. That's a hard act to follow them. I got one for you. My daughter got married yesterday. Oh her name is, her name is Taylor and we call her Tater Todd.

Well, thank you. That's a hard act to follow them. I got one for you. My daughter got married yesterday. Oh her name is, her name is Taylor and we call her Tater Todd.

All right today, dog gratulation Zack, And have you got any grandkids yet, Shelby.

All right today, dog gratulation Zack, And have you got any grandkids yet, Shelby.

I got one from my son not her. I've been thinking them all but going well, you got to do it now.

I got one from my son not her. I've been thinking them all but going well, you got to do it now.

If you need Jackie to help you out, she's wait, what are you?

If you need Jackie to help you out, she's wait, what are you?

What are you written her out?

What are you written her out?

Just call up every once in a while, the rider. When you gonna get you RANKD. I doesn't her kids and my kids.

Just call up every once in a while, the rider. When you gonna get you RANKD. I doesn't her kids and my kids.

So yeah, you get her to talk to your daughter.

So yeah, you get her to talk to your daughter.

Give give a quick shout out.

Give give a quick shout out.

Yeah, go ahead, buddy, give a shouts my.

Yeah, go ahead, buddy, give a shouts my.

Wife, my granddaughter, she listens with me sometimes in the morning. Please worry words, I beat her butt every day.

Wife, my granddaughter, she listens with me sometimes in the morning. Please worry words, I beat her butt every day.

There you go win and in front of everybody does Yeah, you hang on, buddy. Thanks guys, Good morning, got the be showing the radio.

There you go win and in front of everybody does Yeah, you hang on, buddy. Thanks guys, Good morning, got the be showing the radio.

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I had pork shops the other night with that wheely boy.

I had pork shops the other night with that wheely boy.

Then mama got me thinking about him. Th very little pigs, I reckon, I can tell you about him if you want me to. Well, sir, I have very little pigs, all growed up. Their poor mother is old and give out cheap bump had a belly load of their shenanigans. They was kindly wild, carried on a great deal, squealing in the pooping in the house air. He was pretty bad even for his stye. Some folks say pig pen, I say stye. Their mama couldn't keep up with him no more, so she could turn them loose into the world. One of them little pigs, he had him a book on lod cabins. One had a book on building stuff with straw. Another had a book on bricklaying. They figured it's probably better at each have my own place. On account they didn't want folks to think he was a right a bit funny. Not funny, well, sir, that verse little pig. He didn't do a very good job. His boss didn't pay him much of a wage, so he had to build his place on the cheap. He didn't have toes make it out of logs, so he used kindling. He was all right, I guess my drafty dug himself out a little hole in the ground, putting down some quill.

Then mama got me thinking about him. Th very little pigs, I reckon, I can tell you about him if you want me to. Well, sir, I have very little pigs, all growed up. Their poor mother is old and give out cheap bump had a belly load of their shenanigans. They was kindly wild, carried on a great deal, squealing in the pooping in the house air. He was pretty bad even for his stye. Some folks say pig pen, I say stye. Their mama couldn't keep up with him no more, so she could turn them loose into the world. One of them little pigs, he had him a book on lod cabins. One had a book on building stuff with straw. Another had a book on bricklaying. They figured it's probably better at each have my own place. On account they didn't want folks to think he was a right a bit funny. Not funny, well, sir, that verse little pig. He didn't do a very good job. His boss didn't pay him much of a wage, so he had to build his place on the cheap. He didn't have toes make it out of logs, so he used kindling. He was all right, I guess my drafty dug himself out a little hole in the ground, putting down some quill.

Sire.

Sire.

He's waiting for the ball game to come on the TV, and that little black and white television, and along come miss Wolf. He was going to the dollar store to get some more of that potted meat. He smelled that a little pig care in that straw house, and he got himself a taste for bacon.

He's waiting for the ball game to come on the TV, and that little black and white television, and along come miss Wolf. He was going to the dollar store to get some more of that potted meat. He smelled that a little pig care in that straw house, and he got himself a taste for bacon.

I rickon.

I rickon.

They tried to talk in his way into that house of sticks, but he started saying he had a candy gram and whatnot. That little pig he'd seen that TV show too. He's too smart for him, told him go off summers, that old wolf. He huffed, puffed, blow. That little stickhouse flum apart. That little pig, he squealed, running next door to his brother's place was made of straw. That figure day is safe enough. So they settled in there, start watching that ball game. Here come that wolf. Wolf got all excited because they figured if and they played his cards right, he could eat him two little pigs and catch your second half of the ball game.

They tried to talk in his way into that house of sticks, but he started saying he had a candy gram and whatnot. That little pig he'd seen that TV show too. He's too smart for him, told him go off summers, that old wolf. He huffed, puffed, blow. That little stickhouse flum apart. That little pig, he squealed, running next door to his brother's place was made of straw. That figure day is safe enough. So they settled in there, start watching that ball game. Here come that wolf. Wolf got all excited because they figured if and they played his cards right, he could eat him two little pigs and catch your second half of the ball game.

He asked the pigs to let him in. They told him to get certain little pig butts had not to talk that way. They just little pigs.

He asked the pigs to let him in. They told him to get certain little pig butts had not to talk that way. They just little pigs.

That old wolf bowed up, puffed and puffed, brote down a little grass, check right down, Having two a little pig squealed, run around a bit.

That old wolf bowed up, puffed and puffed, brote down a little grass, check right down, Having two a little pig squealed, run around a bit.

Went over next door to that little smart pigs place. What built with bricks.

Went over next door to that little smart pigs place. What built with bricks.

He had a pretty good set up air and one of that big old flat screen TV's watch that ball game. Had a big old mess of food plipped up air. That wolf thought he plumb hit the jackpot. He could get in there. He'd have a nice place to watch the ball game. Enough pig left over to invite his brother in. He called it brother on the cell phone and told him what he had a planning. And he huffed and puffed a couple of times. He was doing no good, And all that huffing and puffing he'd already done and aggravated his ass with the air.

He had a pretty good set up air and one of that big old flat screen TV's watch that ball game. Had a big old mess of food plipped up air. That wolf thought he plumb hit the jackpot. He could get in there. He'd have a nice place to watch the ball game. Enough pig left over to invite his brother in. He called it brother on the cell phone and told him what he had a planning. And he huffed and puffed a couple of times. He was doing no good, And all that huffing and puffing he'd already done and aggravated his ass with the air.

And just had luck.

And just had luck.

He left his buffer the home, not a little pick seating that old wolf having a hard time there, and that made support of him a good bit. They were kindly no count.

He left his buffer the home, not a little pick seating that old wolf having a hard time there, and that made support of him a good bit. They were kindly no count.

Well that wolf. He used his noodles.

Well that wolf. He used his noodles.

All that smoke coming out of that chimblet the airn. Some folk called it a flu I called it a chimbley. So he climbed up burn. He could hear that pigs carrying on watching the game and making sport of him. I didn't send too well with a wolf, and he started down that chimley to get him. But it just weren't that wolf's day. That smart old brick pick air.

All that smoke coming out of that chimblet the airn. Some folk called it a flu I called it a chimbley. So he climbed up burn. He could hear that pigs carrying on watching the game and making sport of him. I didn't send too well with a wolf, and he started down that chimley to get him. But it just weren't that wolf's day. That smart old brick pick air.

He had him a part of wolf stewould go on open fire, only one thing missing. Wolf. Well, sir, that old wolf were plopped in that big old pot of stew.

He had him a part of wolf stewould go on open fire, only one thing missing. Wolf. Well, sir, that old wolf were plopped in that big old pot of stew.

Killed him.

Killed him.

Them little pigs.

Them little pigs.

Perton near busted gout, laughing at how they fooled that wolf. By that time, his brother comes strolling along, already to watch the ball game and eat some pig. He finds his brother turned in the stew meat. He starts a hollering, what you cook.