Back in action after Father's Day, and Dave started things off with a tale of two traffic tickets, from both ends of the age spectrum. A passenger got hangry an American Airlines flight yesterday, emoji statues are causing a commotion in Maryland, and Houston has vast mountain ranges according to the British! If you had an underwhelming Father's Day there's a hotline to help, and it was time to fess up to the biggest purchase of your life, whether you could afford it or not - what did you splurge on?!

Senior Slide / Hoagiefest Rant / Cell Block Kingdom / Psychic Fails
16:20

Turkey-Yay / SoccerGPT / Stiff Sentence / Lost In Translation / Desperate Wife Texts From Summer / Beatles Tuning Up / Dressing Provocatively
14:50

Oprah's Oopsie / Toddler Magic 8-Ball / Snitch Daughter / Summer Camp For Parents / Algae Everywhere / Fast Food GOAT
14:45