Apologies for the late posting of the pod, but that's what you get when your company's computers were bought off the back of a truck. On Thursday's show, Dave struggled to come to grips with Turkey's new name, SoccerGPT may come in handy if you're a casual fan who wants to seem cool, a man was busted for selling boner pills in a retirement community, international soccer fans continue to entertain, and Dave got another "Desperate Wife Text From Summer!" The Beatles have jumped the shark with their latest release, and Shania Twain is taking heat for how sassy she's dressing at 60!