Happy Friday! Today a giant snapping turtle visited the show, people are outrage at ice but in a different way, there's now animals on OnlyFans, some little kid scared his mom to death about something he was doing at school, and Dave's investigation into the mystery lipstick mark left on his napkin only deepened!

QVC Gaffe / Rainbow Humper / Wrong License / Laughingstock / Adult Excitement
12:58

Hawking Impression / Shakedown Shack / Let Us Eat Lettuce / Desperate Wife Texts / How To Handle A Bully
13:21

National Underwear Day / Nude Dining / Hungry Jack's / Dateline At The Fair / Yearlong Catch / Biggest Waste Of Money
13:28