Today on the show, Dave featured the QVC host who went viral for accidentally talking about BJs, some guy's wife got a little too excited over a rainbow on their walk, another man got pulled over by police and needs to work on his paperwork, and Musikfest is over but there's still other concerts out there! That you may want to void. Plus, Dave's wife got super excited over a crockpot she thrifted, so it was time to finish the sentence: You know you're an adult when you get excited for _________.

Hawking Impression / Shakedown Shack / Let Us Eat Lettuce / Desperate Wife Texts / How To Handle A Bully
13:21

National Underwear Day / Nude Dining / Hungry Jack's / Dateline At The Fair / Yearlong Catch / Biggest Waste Of Money
13:28

Classic Rock Trailers / Country Sucks / Country's Nice / August PSA For Parents / National Disgrace / What Did You Stop Doing?
13:59