Hump Day already, and we started out the show with a wonderful gift idea for Rick's recovery from surgery! An ice cream parlor went berserk on a customer for his 1-star review, we heard the best tv news bloopers of the past month, Dave debuted a new feature involving his wife's voice texts, the origins of "Touch Me" were explained, and apparently over half of parents are tracking their adult kids these days!

Senior Slide / Hoagiefest Rant / Cell Block Kingdom / Psychic Fails
16:20

Turkey-Yay / SoccerGPT / Stiff Sentence / Lost In Translation / Desperate Wife Texts From Summer / Beatles Tuning Up / Dressing Provocatively
14:50

Oprah's Oopsie / Toddler Magic 8-Ball / Snitch Daughter / Summer Camp For Parents / Algae Everywhere / Fast Food GOAT
14:45