We realized there's three types of people who get pulled over by the cops, and we played an example of each this morning, before hearing YOUR lame attempts at getting out of trouble. Plus Ben & Jerry's is releasing a new ice cream for classic rock lovers, and Bill Murray has decided to hit the stage again! No, not on SNL... at rock venues across America.

Lehigh Loss / Bucket Head Dog / Taco Bell Prank Fail / Let's Laugh Day / Nokia Ringtone Origin / Who Was Your TV Crush?
17:42

Basketball Mansitting / Ohio Meteor / Leprechaun Leftovers / Teacher Farted / Celebrity Encounters
17:05

Bear Cameo / QVC Caller / Screwed At Taco Bell / St. Paddy's Celebration / Dad Jokes / Worst Movie Ever
16:32