Friday, already! A new world record was set that we have NO interest in attempting, a woman claims her man's gas is responsible for a 7-year sinus infection, and Dave is at his wit's end trying to get his puppy to poop in the rain. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones for "Finish the line Friday!"

Ridiculous Records / Snow Dragon / Wife Trolling / Everyday Oscars / Wegovy Sight Loss / What Do You Dread At Work?
16:43

RFKoffee / Frambled Eggs / Donny's Balls / Teeth For Hughes / Meta Invasion / Waste of Money
14:56

Gronk vs Paul / Ballsy Feat / Snake Yoga / Shrooms Over Smokes / Spring Break / Wildlife Removal
16:14