The NFL season has begun and it started pretty much exactly how it ended, a mayor is under fire for walking around without any pants, science is trying to explain why dads sneeze so loudly, and it's National School Picture Day! Women are less than thrilled about football coming back, and iPhone users are likewise not happy because they're claiming their phones have become noticeably worse right before the new one was unveiled!

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Guitar Virtuoso / DoorDash Crash / News Anchor Recites Alphabet / Mountain Dew Bounty / Life Change You Did Not See Coming
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