Today on the show, the guys discovered quite the young guitar virtuoso taking on Dire Straits, some dude was so hungry he couldn't wait for his DoorDash order after his driver crashed, a woman recited the entire alphabet in "news speak," Moutain Dew has a chance for you to win $1 million if you believe, and shared the one big life change you did not see coming!

White Sox Celebration / Pigskin Picks / Patti's Chat Bot / GLP-1 Blindness / Goldfish Selloff / Starbucks Closings
12:35

Man vs Robot / Sinkhole Victim / KFC Cereal / Peanuts-Inspired Starbucks / What Do You Silently Judge People For?
13:36

Rick Is Back / Exactly What Happened / Big Dumb Truck / Recovering From Surgery
13:31