Made it to midweek! Today on the show Dave started out with a little music quiz, thanks to last night's Jeopardy. A mime was arrested in Massachussettes, a dad mortified his daughter in a Starbucks drive-thru, some guy got his coworkers in the office to perform their best bird calls, "There I Ruined It" on YouTube tackled what Taylor Swift sounds like to people who aren't a fan, and Dave posed a hypothetical question today that digs for the ultimate truth!

QVC Gaffe / Rainbow Humper / Wrong License / Laughingstock / Adult Excitement
12:58

Hawking Impression / Shakedown Shack / Let Us Eat Lettuce / Desperate Wife Texts / How To Handle A Bully
13:21

National Underwear Day / Nude Dining / Hungry Jack's / Dateline At The Fair / Yearlong Catch / Biggest Waste Of Money
13:28