Today on the show, Dave featured two different social media pianists, each with a surprise in-store. Did you ever know a total loser who ended up very successful? You're not alone. Phillies announcer John Kruk made another hilarious aside in a game the other night. If you don't enjoy Dancing With The Stars, maybe you'll have more fun with regular people, and Dave has been texting with someone for at least several years now that he's never met! Have you ever long-corresponded with someone you've never seen in-person??