Happy Friday! Today we started things out high on basketball, despite it being the USA's first match in the World Cup tonight (more on that later). A carjacker made a rather odd pitstop in the middle of his crime spree, some poor Granny went to TikTok to complain about being kicked out of her nursing home for partying, and we learned about the infamous soccer announcer Andres Cantor and how he gears up for his legendary goal calls. John Cleese takes a swipe at us Yanks when it comes to soccer, and we all fessed up to who our "hall pass" is!

Senior Slide / Hoagiefest Rant / Cell Block Kingdom / Psychic Fails
16:20

Turkey-Yay / SoccerGPT / Stiff Sentence / Lost In Translation / Desperate Wife Texts From Summer / Beatles Tuning Up / Dressing Provocatively
14:50

Oprah's Oopsie / Toddler Magic 8-Ball / Snitch Daughter / Summer Camp For Parents / Algae Everywhere / Fast Food GOAT
14:45