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You’re Enough For Me

Published Apr 12, 2023, 10:00 AM

Are Glenn Close and Meryl Streep the same hyna? Cynthia goes on a first d-yate. Junior deals with an angry customer at the kiosk. Get your tickets for the Ranfla Rumble!

This is the astrologicals creeper ray, oh Dang's recording already, all right, a homie. So for the next horoscope, say for the twenty twenty threes or whatever it is, cancer a all right. So Esa in twenty twenty three sees cancer homies like wanting to crawl, homie, you know, like a crab, like into their comfort zone as soon as they get a chance on me. All right, But the planet say like he don't do like that, you know now right now, Like you know, if you sit there and chill, you know, some crab food might come, you know, scoop you up a and then you know, and then you end up like on a plate like a esta, like a long John Silver's a or Captain De's and you're like just right there, like, oh dang, I could have been living a different life, but I wanted to crawl and to be like that, you know, so you know you need to be a crab and move homie, like you know, um wow, like wild out this year, like hey, you know I got these pinchers like I am good. I got a little shell, you know, or like you know something, I got some protective gear on Homie. It's like a wow, loud a little bit all right, and be passionate, homie. Be passionate about whatever you doing, homie, and like like crab balck at you know, like crab walk up homie, you know, like all feed minute, like you know, craw crab walk up to some high now you know what I'm saying on me and spit some crab game. Hey, like you know, get your little pinchures a little wet or whatever, and then uh, you know, do a little snip snip pui and uh he like what are you doing right now? And then they why'd you pinch me like that? Well, because I'm anna crab me huh. And this is how you know, I'm trying to get at you right now. So you know they'll probably be receptive of would be like, hey, then you ram it on. You have a bunch of little crab hoomies and you know, and be good to her a you know, because you have pinture like that. So he you know, she's you know, she's all like that. Um, but yeah, I worked out there, So that's what's up. Famous crabs or I mean some famous cancers, eh estate like uh, Meryl streeps homie and she's an older high and I am, and I'm pretty sure she's still alive, so like, yeah, you know, she's doing pretty good on me. And Este she was like, you know, she she's a crab eg, so she don't really like because dogs won't kind of mess with her. You know, you see perritos a little videos a perritos like out there they're in like uh, you know Caribbean islands, Orte Coast, they're in Costa Rica or whatever, and they're like the dogs are a want to chase a little crab and it's kind of you know, it's kind of a holmi lead that fall alone or whatever. So anyways, Holmi that that infected it or affected how Meryl streeps say, because she's a crab, Like, hey, I don't really like how dogs be chasing my homies around like that or my family. So she asked to play the you know, the high now one hundred and one Dalmatians they like, you know where she's trying to get rid of these perritos like nah, like child with these folks because they chase my family on the little crib be An islands and this and that a so she was like she played that where she was trying to get rid of all the dogs. Ay, and everybody thought like, oh, it's because she was evil. And you know, she had that nice convertible, homie, she had a nice convertible. Nobody thought us because she liked convertibles. No homies because her her pincher's a could you know, could be free into the area because otherwise she would cut up the car and everything and you know, and so anyways, for me, that's why she didn't like dogs that much. A And she wanted to play that role one hundred one dalmatians. So that's what's up, all right. And another famous cancers a is that's the Chris Pratt. He all right, and Chris Pratt on me at first, I was like, okay, it's a feator here, um, you know. And and they everybody knew in Hollywood that he was a crab homie. So they wanted him to be the guardian. You know, by guardian, I mean m riddle me this a guardian of the galaxies. A. So he didn't turned to a movie franchise. U. He fucked up for a little bit, homie because he started putting his political views and you know, he supports Trump and all that and it's all right, homie, do your thing, but you're an actor, A you don't need to be putting that on your instagrams or whatever. So just stick to that vote for You're gonna vote for um. But yeah, stick to that A because and then after he put that, everybody's all giving him talking pop us to him. And then so he started posting fleet cuzz with his black friends and were like, ah, homie, you're just digging yourself deeper, homie. UM. So, I don't really know if he's like the whatever, the candidate to be guarding the galaxy doing dumb pedal like that on his social media, but that's eisi're hearing norther, homie. The point is that he's healthy. A you know, Labato looks good and he's a crabby all right, So what's up, hey, homie? Sorry, I gotta come and do a correction. And I've just been informed by my by my homies right here A uh that A it was It wasn't a Meryl streep say that was ane hundred one Domatians. It was cling close on me but side scared like to me, homie, and my meant that that's pretty much the same high night. You know what I mean. That's like it's like, hey, you say potato, I say, uh papas or whatever. You know, it's the same petal homi. So yeah, so pretty much Meryl Street. And it's the Glen Close. Uh pretty much the same high Night, same vibes or whatever. So that's what's up. We got that lactor for your soul and now tuned into the Frankie gin you on this show this weekend. 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Yeah, I mean not too loud. Yeah, we'd be talking and we'd been talking for well, it's been about three and a half weeks now. Like these apps, they're so crazy, and I don't know if you're gonna be a crazy gear sin Well, I didn't know if you were, but I've had to find out. I'm a curious guy. So what are you gonna order? I think men order which in a po live? Okay? Do you want any apps? You know? Yeap yangswers? You know. I think I'm gonna have to get the order choke Oysters, grant. Do you like fried pickles? Yeah? Any kind of? Do you have a dipping sauce you prefer? I can't get. I like little options. I like to have options in my dipping tiats. Let's have what kind of dipping thiots do they have here? Looks like they have about three or four kind of dipping thiots. We should get all of the dipping tiachts. That's a lot of ramakins. Yeah, it is a lot of ramikins. Oh you're you're Oh thanks, I mean you're smart. I guess if you knew what I was saying, that means you're smart too, I would have just called it a thiost dish. I like your down home charm. Where are you from? Originally I'm from Ubisi? What was that ubascinni? Oh? Ubi city? Yeah, but I fancy him time in a round fort latter yale. Okay, you've a city I've heard can get pretty wild. Yeah, it gets a little crazy in those biorns in the in the barns. It was a born exactly like I said, a ramakin, But I don't know born. They're usually on from your arms, and then they have the bjorn that's where they keep the horses and you know, little chickens and yeah, okay, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, a born, okay, abjorn? What's up? Any? Oh? No that I've never heard your accent before. I was just trying to place it. Is that what everyone from around your part kind of sound like? No, I mean I'm just Cynthia. I'm just Synthia and just be my's yelled, Oh I like that, just Cynthia. I think that's enough for me. It's so sweet a beautista Apia, its sweet year, little sweet yard Nan, And you're right. All I can do is yelled. I used to drink tequila in a yarn. It ain't real crazy. Didn't ever think i'd have a chance at a real Romania. But now I'm meant this Nian and his name is Dan. He seems like he has a life plan and Lou, that's my yea because I just Didn'thia join me. And Cynthia is enough for me, because I'm just Cynthia, and what yan, Cynthia's enough for me. Oh, I'm just gonna can't get with you. I want to spend kind with Ludian will give me a chance at Roemia sounds good, fam because I'm just Yentnia. Cynthia is enough for me. You might have to take up your pants in Yanni, they're button flat. Let's get it out of here. Let's go all right, hey, Homie, isn't the next one is that Leo horoscopes? Hey for twenty twenty threes on me all right, and they're symbol or whatever is the lyon homieh King of the Jungle. Um all right, homie. Also for the brave leose, nothing in life is hard, Homie, you know what I mean, because they're like, hey, we're gonna handle this, um, even though all the year might throw some challenges in your path, You're gonna do great, homie, all right, So don't trick. Be positive this year a lion, homies, you know what I mean? And right from um like the first of the month, believe in the good things, Homie. Cherish the moments you have instead of worrying about like what is not there for you know what I mean. Just churish the good things like you know, because like around the third quarter, Homie, when the planet Jupiter will be in action, things will definitely improve for the good Homi. All right, and Venus will be there too, Homie, to bring like some changes and positivity to your professional life on me all right, but hold you know, hold yourself back, Homie from attacking too soon, you know, be like a lion waiting being patient. You know, when's that time to strike? You know, because that Saturn and Rale who would be there to give you hurdles and hindrances from time to time, homie, they're gonna be right there, all right. Thus, be aware, homie, of the challenges at me. Be there in your life, homie, especially like health wise a as the new year could be you know, like a little hard in terms of your well being, homie. All right, but you're lying, so you got that just a something's little wrong with me. Just make some adjustments, say, you know what I'm saying, whether it be to your diet or to just not surrounding yourself with dum fools or what there? All right, that's so and some So I'm famous. Leo's a r est, uh like Madonna's on me. So Madonna, like yeah, she was like a lyon and she was ramming whoever done. She was being all sexual, homie, like um black a virgin, But she was like a virgin for not that long, homie, because she got rounded out pretty good. But you know our count respecto, homie. I say that, you know, because obviously she's a sexual person. So she's gonna want a lot of polo, you know, And she gained that, Homie, and she she achieved that. And then but now, Homie, it's like, dang, you know, the lion ran its course, says I don't know if you've seen her recently, Homie. Um, but she doesn't look like a lion at all, Homie. She looks like, um, what's that movie, Homi where the food's wearing the mask? Is it? You know? And he looks all crazy? Is it? Like? Uh, what's the one? Ain't the series of the movies that it's like all about like puzzles and torture, murder, shit like Craig Saw, Homie. She looks like the you know, the mascot out from that movie Saw. That's what my donna looks like. Now, hey, and it's a trip like, dang, homegirl, you should have just you know, accepted that, hey, the lion needs to just chill now. But she was like, no, I'm gonna still try. But everybody's like nah, homie, And so but you know, congratulations, say she had a good career, she did her thing, But now her face looks all fucked up. So that's what's up, all right. Some other famous leos homie, are it's that Kylie Jenners. Hey, So Kylie Jenner, homie, like she never had to really work for nothing herself. But that's neither here nor there, homie. The point is is that she's a baller, hey, you know, and so she had like makeup pekin save like all these things she could ram whoever. I think she rams NBA players like the rest of her family. Huh she does, huh. Yeah, So she's getting that big those big old NBA polos, homie, just boom all up inside and everything. She's like, dang, you just inspire me to put out another makeup line. So thanks NBA polo for giving me the inspiration like that. So in that sance or whatever, she is a lion, homie. So even though she had a good kickstart with her family being on ballers already, she's doing pretty good. Hey, So keep doing her thing. Ram who you want a ram? And um, you know, just keep representing for the leos out there, right, that's who sucks. Mmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul and now too. Then to the freaky gay on this show. Yeah, excuse me. I purchased this phone charger the other day and either I'm an idiot and I don't know how to use a freaking phone charger, or I bought a defective product at this little hut. Oh dang, well, first of all, food, it's called the kiosk um. But let me try to plug it in to see it, you know, for having the same problem right here, I'm like, god, unbelievable. Oh yeah, hey you know what. Look you're right food? Um this cables, I'm ass the hello, I just said that. I think that's what I just told you. So my god, Um, sir, I know it's like upsetting to buy something and it's not right sometimes, you know, those things happen, you know. So I'm glad to like reimburse you, but you need to have the receipt. So do you have the receipt? Okay, are you kidding? Excuse me? Do you not remember me coming in here yesterday? Oh yeah, you know what I remember, because you already looked like all mad food. So I was thinking, like, why is this fool all mad? To answer your question, I don't have a receipt. I may have thrown it away. Do you want me to go look through the garbage like a freaking dog? So I can give you a receipt for a ten dollar product that never even worked in the first place. This is unbelievable. Oh dang well, sir, as I was saying food, I was wondering yesterday, like why is this fool all mad? You know? So I had taken my lunch break food early and I saw you in the parking lot and I saw that you're ride food and no disrespect. I don't think I'm like crossing the lines. But you have a nice car and it's a BMW, you know, like a new one too. But I noticed that, like you don't have rims food rims. You don't put rims on the beamer, you know what. Food. People think that rims are for that driver, and that's partly true food, but it's also for other people, you know, like when they see the rims, they all of a sudden forget their problems food and they start having a better day and or anything. So, you know, wouldn't it be nice food to provide that to others? Okay, yeah, I guess um. But also food like rims can make your car happy too, you know, so it'll run better and it'll just kind of like, you know, put its chests out a little more for you to shine. You know, people don't think about that food. You know. It's like, you know, you have a lady right like I do, and she's beautiful food like inside and out, you know, and every once in a while, you know, give her some flowers to get her all hyped up. Food and then food we start making all crazy food. Yeah, and sometimes she'll start like, you know, like over my jeans food, start touching my bottles. Yeah, food, And so I'm like, dang, I get off, you know, I get excited, I get pumped up. And then sometimes food she'll even like she'll start like chopping me up, chopping me up. Yeah. We're like um um oral sex foo and like so you know what I mean, wood like that came from from that, from like giving her flowers and stuff like that. It you know, what makes your little warning food and so you know, it kind of works out. It's a win win food for everybody, you know what I mean. So anyway, school, right here, I have this catalog food um it has about um twenty seven hundred rim options food and all sizes. So you can check this out right here, you know, because you know what I mean. For like, don't you want your right to feel beautiful like that? I mean when you put it like that, I don't mind getting chopped up. You know that's right. Food. Let's see see yeah, check it out. Food and this is chrome chrome. Yeah, food, you can chrome. And if you have rings like that from another car or something, or the rings that you have, food, they could dip them food, dip them in chrome. Food. Oh you know you mean like color chrome. Yeah, well not the coloring food, it's real chrome food that they put on there. They dip it in there. Yeah. Food. Um, well about about my charger here? You know, can can I get a new one? Or what's happening? Wow? Yeah? Food? Well the thing is food sometimes, um you know these things happening food. And I'm here at this chiosk food just trying to, you know, do the right thing always and at this chiosk food, we have rules that we need to follow. Food. So without your receipt, homie, like, I'm sorry, but I can't give any cash back, but I could give you store credit food store What the fuck? So what did your parents do? Um? But yeah, a lot of cestion. I'm just trying to get to know you. I mean we repaired reactors. Okay, yeah, I'm like the other um she was a yellower she did, um steel worker yellower sore. Okay yeah, garment, yeah, okay. I like your arm it. Thanks. I mean I like those little strings you got hanging from your your little zip up hoodie. Oh man, have to kill them those strings. Later sent you. You're kind of hot. You're a little dipping sauce. Yeah. I'm gonna make you my little yam again. Ranna Cannon again. Listen to me. I'm starting to talk like you. You're funny for tuning into another episode of a Frankie in your next show. For Send It by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network. Shout out to the Homie Hans Olivia, Nick the Homie, her dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kambia, Bobby DJ Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me Ya you know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving Ross an opportunity. All they get down and if you get a chance, told me it's going and rank and review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of the Frankie NA Show. That's what's soft rank there,

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