Carlos, the ramming robot, is a victim of a hit and run whose sudden death has torn the community apart. Was it an accident or was it murder? The KULO news team wants answers.
Bah, we got that laughter for your soul. You're now to get into the Frankie on this show. Hey, Carlos, I'm gonna go to the store to pick up some pisto. Homie. I'll go get it for you. Are you sure? Come on? Hoi. You already scrubbed out the oil stains in the driveway, replace the roof gutters. You know you even put together my my bed frame, homie from the ikeas what was it, called it the mom or whatever? The mom. Yeah, that's how you say, I think. But yeah, anyways, told me that's neither here nor there. I just can't have you doing too many things, he because I don't want you to like short circuit out or whatever. All right, Uh so you know I can't even go get the pisto too, Homie. Okay, I can say here, but if you and see it on me, I'm you don't have to twist my arm like that. Nah, I just playing. All right, here's some fatty a homie. Thank you? All right, Okay, Creeper, I'll be back shortly. Okay, Now it's time to visit some of my sights of the adult persuasion or whatever you do do. Wait, wait, what's going on?
Wow?
Dang me. It says I need to update to a new operating system. Chilie if asked Carlos to fix this?
Sho what was that?
Oh shit?
No, Garlos, Grlos, this is can't you alone us? It did your number one new station in the county.
Good evening.
I'm Rose Alinica Terris with them breaking news. A hit and run accident leaves that robot and a neighborhood in pieces. Our own Arnie Argowell is that this the nd.
Arnie Yes rothe Alinda. Around four point thirty this afternoon, residents hurt a crash. Witness to say the unidentified driver of the vehicle sped off in a white utility vand and police are going door to door to obtain as much information that they can. The victim is identified as Carlos the Robot, and I must warn you some of the images you're about to thieve may not be suitable for children.
So I heard a boom, and I was like nah.
At first I thought it was a transformer, but then I checked the house and we didn't lose any electricities. So then I came.
Out here and I saw a pile of a bustard electronics all over.
My kids said it was Carlos.
So I go, oh, yeah, you're right.
Dam Carlos is the you know, he's the only robot on the street. And so I feel bad for that, for Creeper. You know, I can't imagine losing a robot or even owning a robot.
Dam.
Thank everybody for being right here right now. So I said a couple of words by my homeboy, Carlos. Carlos was a home Yeah. I remember the first time he came to my life from Ramtec. I didn't know what to do with it, you know, so I thought, hey, just I said questions, you know, like, hey Carlos, how do I keep my guys from breaking aparty? And uh? And he said on me, he said, he said, don't stir it, you know, just wait till cooks cooks more on me. Or he said, cooks more in his robot voice. I'll never forget it, you know. And one time, baby and icept for I said, hey, Carlos, name all the movies with Woody Harrelson's in it on me? And rid on me this say he did on me? He named all of them, and I have forgot about the animated ones. Too on me, like free Birds, eh and uh, you know, to tell you the truth, I like that one on me. That was a feed lot right there. It was a movie. But even though I was there with rotten tomatoes, they gave it like twenty percent on me. But that's neither here nor there, because I still liked it. So that's what's up. But if you knew Carlos on me, you knew that. You know, one of his favorite pastimes is to ram man a lot, and uh, it's like his favorite thing to do or whatever. I think it was because he was so smart, because he's a robot, you know, and like smart people, they ram a lot just because like the intelligence or whatever. Because yeah, if we even ram the he around the washing machinery, the dishwasher. One time I even saw him get down with the vacuum homan. He pulled the little holes out and put his robot Palito in there, and yeah he was getting all crazy. Ah damn. But yeah, that was a sight to see. One of the many, many memories that Carlos you know, has left with us. Homie. He was special robott on me, but more poorly, it was a great friend, you know, And uh it was an honor to uh donate his parts. He so his spare parts, you know, were donated to the electronics community out there. So next time you use your electronic device, you know, chances are you have a little piece of Carlos in there.
So uh you know, next.
Time you you know, log on or whatever, how you do, just remember the homie, all right, never forget man, all right, Rest in peace, Carlos. I hope there's a lot of role behind us in heaven for you to ram them. Do you know.
I introduce you to.
Cooks of Trouble. Mm hmmmm, we got that laughter for your soul. You're now tuned into the Frankie King on this show.
This one's for the best Robert I've ever known. Just free Carlo.
He love to party, he loved Terram once stuck his hollow.
And a Bordors so called and I'm reckless someone called him up scene he wants stuck his olive in a washing machine by a.
Carloor bg and a promise, a promise will keep to find out him kilt you rythm deep how he is gone taking to sup and robot heaven.
Ramming the.
Carlos was from Carlos had class.
I was gonna stop him ram.
And night ass everybody by a conveill by a can. Carlos making a promise, a promise will keep to find out.
Who will killed.
The streets are hot tonight food, not only temperature wise, but everyone wants to know who killed Carlos food. The police say it was an accident, but nah, that's no accident. First off, the alleged hit and run happened right outside my lady's house food at four point thirty or about like four thirty four around there. We were making all crazy in the room food just going in and you know, she was on top of food like kind of like grinding on me, you all. And I was trying to reach around food to like undo her bra and everything. But I couldn't reach your food because you know, she's kind of a bigger tight where she's a Gordita was another reason I love her and everything. So I had to ask her, like, Amy, how can you get up? Yeah? Hey, can you get up? Because I can't take it off from here. You're messing up the moment right now. I won't take long. I just don't have like long enough arms and everything too, like on hook it from the back right now, you're stupid. Now I'm not in no more. Now, oh, come on, we could still be in the moon. We just have to get up real quick because actually I can't feel my legs right now either. That's when I heard the crash. So I went outside and I saw the wreckage. By this time, the van was already blocks away, but I noticed the tire marks. The tread was unusual to The tires are seed tight for sure, home and you know those usually go on argo vans. And the pattern of the trail look like like they're all terrain tires. Who and if I'm not mistaken and everything, these are top of the line BF good Rich. Who. Now, I know a lot of companies around here that you know, they're not trying to stand that kind of ferty on tires.
Who.
But there is one company who can afford it, and that's ram tam tam Te.
So yeah, this just in regarding the sudden death of our beloved robot Carlos statewide, similar incidents have occurred with the same model, and you're of the robot consumers statewide are calling foul play. Let's take you live to a press conference with the police cheating out.
All right, settle down, settle down.
Now that we know the utility van is from Ramtech, will there be any charges officially made?
We have question in the company and there be very cooperative. However, although we've identified the vehicle, we still need to determine the motive.
You're hundreds of similar cases have been filed involving the same year and model like carlos So some believe that Ramtech has purposely destroyed their old models to make consumers purchase newer models. Is there any truth to this?
I'm not in the business of hearsay, to be honest. Some of that sounds, you know, like a little malarkey to me. But allow us to do our due diligence and we'll sure you will get to the bottom of this.
Let's check in with Arnie at Citty Hall where protests are getting out of hand.
Arnie, Yes, Rodolina, I'm here outside of Citty Hall where the police chief ists just had a preth conference and people are very emotional. Let me speak to somebody here hither. Can I speak to you for a moment? What brings you out here today?
You know, I just want justice for carlos Man, you know, and the rest of the soul called like outdated robots out here have been Mercilesley discontinued like all of a sudden by the very like corporation that created them. It's fucking bullshit man.
Well feed broth Alinda. The diversity out here needs to be mentioned. We have little home meath with signs that say justice for Carlos. We have regular size homemath with anti Ramtech banners. We even have several members of the Partisian community here after Douche, what brings you here today? Some people say they protest, Bro. They no protest, Bro, They no protests Okay.
They say, Oh I have little sign Okay, maybe I'll get megaphone, Bro.
Okay, maybe I hold hands in sinkumbaya.
Bro.
That's Bushie. Okay. When I protest, Bro, I march, I passed off fry, I make beans, I paint fast, I sit in I organized strike a factory.
Bro.
Okay, right, Congressman, Bro, boy got everything ram Tech?
Bro.
No bush I told my mother every day Bro, and tell her to protest.
Bro.
Thank you for Douci. Next check in with our own Max Peterson and the ku Ello Chopper. Max.
There are literally people here at City Hall, but even more protesters got it around the ram Tech headquarters. It is a frenzy. I haven't seen this many people out since day on the Green Festival in nineteen eighty three where I saw both Addy Money and Ryan Adams on the same bill.
That was a great show, hell of a show with us. But if you want my unbiased opinion.
I do believe that ram Tech is that fault here.
Corporations have been doing.
Shady shit for a long time. And it's a little French, but they've been caring about profits over people for years and it's time for that to change. It's time to send a message to them. And I tell you what, Roselina, if I could come a cozi this chopper riding to the headquarters, I would, But it is what it is.
Back at you, Thank you so much.
Max.
Now in studio we have to spokeswoman for Tia Donna, that is Cynthia Kamanski to speak on the topic. Cynthia, how are you well? Thank you much, Rozilian. Yes, it's honored to be here and be the spokesperson for Tiatia.
Yeah.
And you know, although this time may be dark, and you know it's corporations always take advantage of people and everything. There is some you know, seilver laning here, which is that people are coming together and it's and it's just beautiful to watch.
You know.
There's been just a long division amongst little kimies and regular sized yomies, and now we don't see that when people come together for things like yeah, you know, and you see the little homies, regular size homes, black, white, Asian Latinos.
You know.
The truth is we're all little homies in the eyes of the big monster corporations that try to eat us up. So I just want to just put some light on just we're coming together and we're gonna get new this against m tech. Okay, So thanks for having me and Rosalinda and you know, and anybody can put in a kilt and that's little kilmis and regularly kilmies unite a it gets count okay. Yeah.
And I'm tired incorporated to take advantage of the little.
Homies and the big homies and the regular size homies.
Oh shit, I'm tired of these corporations praying on us. No loyalty, you know, honor all profits, no trust.
I'm a little home using technology every day, buying all these products just to stay in the game.
But then it's like, sorry, your charger's been just continued for to buy some more shit. Getting played for a fool. But now it's time to take a stand and fight back and call out these evil doors at ram Tech. We about to put you on blast because we.
All know you're the ones who took out the homie car Lows, the hoods favorite robot forever and a day, the one who had our back in the world of technology. Little homies, big homies unite, even regular sites homies are down for the fight.
It's time we all get all respect and take down the monster they call ram Tech. Little Homies, big homies unite, even regular sites homies are down for the fight.
It's time we all get all respect and take down the monster they called ram Teg.
Man.
We all know you did, Carlos, dirty homie.
We about to night, big homies, little homies, regular size homies. Time we fight back against his monsters they called ram teg Recipes of the homeboy, Carlos, we got that laughter for your soul. You're now toned into the Frankie on this show, all right. He thanks everybody for coming to today's class on me. Guys, they're pretty good. Eh. Some of you need to get better obviously because I see that your your minds elsewhere. But let's bring it back on me. Let's get centered right now, you know what I'm saying. So let's breathe in some positivity. Exhale negativity on me, shy, live with that dumb shit ain't because most important thing me it don't ever act like you have things figured out, he because you have to forever be a student, homie, because a lot of times suos to be like, oh, look that looks cute or whatever. They see a hippo on me, you know, like a hippo and they're like, hey, like that, like it looks like you could hug them. But hippos are actually, uh, in the top five animals that kill humans. Hey, uh, the statistics are pretty high on it. But like lo and behold or whatever, a hippo will fuck you up on me, So don't try to hug it, you know, just staying your laying on me and appreciate the hippo from a distance, all right, just like like your mother in law or your lady's mom, you know, just appreciate it. From the distance, say, because if you get in there too much and she's gonna be all up in your business, hey, and she'ld you know. The last thing you want it is for like your mother in law, your hinna's mom to start texting you homies. That's when you know, like, oh, your life is over because you're gonna be like you know what I mean, It's like you're just being monitored all the time on me. So what I'm saying is you could still appreciate that person's beauty homing from a distance like you would a hip boy. Just don't go try to get too close or hug it because then you know you're probably dying. I mean, so you know, nobody wants that home and they want you here living, thriving, you know, and like you know, having a good job. Hopefully maybe you don't have a job right now, but that's neither here nor there. Homely, the point is that you know, you have Spotify or whatever however you're listening to this or iTunes, So something's going good in your life. So that's what's up, all right. So when chin me for you know, representing your trollo fit and for being here and you know, for respecting you know, your surroundings and the planets and everything, and you know, just watch out for those hippos a you know, just uh, you know, try to avoid your highna's mom texting you, all right, so he keep thriving, keep shining, keep representing to the police and all that. No matter where you're at on me, know that Creeper loves you. Ay all right? That So what's up?
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Hey.
Hey, Premo, what's Allmie, are you okay in there? What dawn on me?
I'm all right, Homie still went down fucked up on me, I fucked up you. The motherfucker's only fuck rap tap Oni. Fuck that ship boy. They took Carlos on me.
I know he but now he's in robot Heaven or whatever on me.
Hey but still me no, no, yeah, that shit gonna flat with.
Me, Oni, I know, Homie. W Yeah. Other hint that said that you knocked out like six or seven of those fools, and like they were all in business suits, but they were just laying right there like, ah, you know, looking dumb.
Yeah, you know how we do it, pretty moll. I mean that's it's the way we take care of business man. But hey, man, when you can't do that for me onmi.
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna. I'm gon way over there home. I'm gonna go to the bail bonds or whatever and then uh, you know, we're gonna bail you out here. So we're gonna we're having out saw that tomorrow and then be like even though you've only been there for like two days, we'll still make it like hey, welcome home. You know.
Yeah, I told I'm kiding right with the homies only pel.
All right, all right, that's what's up. I'll see you soon.