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Creeper and the Robot Homie (RE-RELEASE)

Published Apr 26, 2023, 10:00 AM

Creeper is the keynote speaker at RamTech’s annual conference. The OG explains the problem with robots. Sexual tensions overpower Juanita Carmelita’s salon.

 

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Hey, pops, I'm living that need no life watching Frankie Rose right now, Homie, am h are you doing?

I can't see you?

I know me as because I'm on my flip pe.

My flip poom doesn't do FaceTime.

Mom, you start a weapon of that iPhone I brought you, Homie, the iPhone the man.

Yeah, but now we can't FaceTime so we could see each other.

Hey, I already know.

What you look like. I don't need to FaceTime. Yeah.

I guess that's a good point right there. All right, so well, all right, the homie. We just want to say what's up. And I just wanted Frankie Rose and say what's up?

Buy me?

Uh. It was nice to hear from you, all right, all right, oh Gi you well, keep enjoying your flip phone.

I'm glad that's still working and everything. So that's what's up.

Just keep representing and we love you over here, homie. All right, that's what's up. Let me you over there and I'll keep doing it with a.

Flip That's what's up.

Holmi, We got that laughter for your soul. You're now too into the frank Show.

Welcome to ram TEC's annual New Heights Conference, creators of the most advanced AI technology the world has ever seen. When you reach the summit, will you be satisfied or will you keep striving and improving, knowing that the work you put in will take you places you never dreamed of. We are leaders of innovation. We will reach new heights with ingenuity and determination. We are the cutting edge of technology. Please welcome this year's keynote speaker, Creeper from Chelif.

FORGN You and the Homie showed me creek Preak from Chorlo Fi. Hey, I'm tripping now right now, homie, because normally I wouldn't be kicking it with was like you, you know, but Savak corporate events.

They pay a lot of feria. So here I am.

May you know abracadabra, So yeah, it's not tell you guys, homie.

Uh.

You know the teamwork that you guys show together, homie, because you guys are all smart a you think a lot of smart things and everything and the way that you you work together. And I could relate, Homie, because I work, you know, with my team, like with my familia, like my Alito. You would always lose the remote, told me, and he would lose the DVD remote, iluego the TV remote, Tamya and Homie, and he would get him confused by savak. My Prima, she was working at Michael's Arts and crafts home for like, uh four or twelve days, but she had got fired ay for stealing spindles of yarn or whatever. But that's neither here nor there, homie, because while she was working, she had got a strip of Velcrow, Homie, and she attached the back of the strip of Valcrow to that DVD remot.

He go the other side to that TV.

Remote, Homie. So it became one big remote. And my grandpa he never lost his remote again, homie.

And when he thought he was using.

The wrong remote, he would just flip it over and it turned into the right remote.

So that's what sufbreak there.

Thanks to the inventors of the belkrows and two technologies. And if anybody's hiring it, my Prima's still looking for another job.

So that's what sul priate there.

And so the next one a is innovation, homie, all right. And with innovation is where we learn how to problem solve a all right. So if you had a chunklan that had a hole in it because a I wanted to play soccer in the kais on the asphalt, and all of a sudden, I have a hole in my chankla.

What do you do?

Anyone? Does anybody know the answer to that? What do you do in that situation?

And no, I don't know?

Duck tape?

Homi?

All right?

So I went into my awa lecos garage. You had half a rolla duct tape left, and boom, Homie. Duct tape is one of the strongest substances, are the strongest things that you could use.

On planet Earth day Because if you have a shoe.

That ass a hoole in it, you put duct tape, It's as good as new, homie, and possibly as good as before that you have purchased a homie.

All right, So hey, I wanna talk to some of the audience right now.

All right, so let's get it interactive homieh Hey you right there, homiele what's your name? Oh Rick Jackson? Are you related to Jenny Jackson?

By chance?

Na?

I just playing on me? Hey, let me ask you this, Homi. What's thirty seven divided by three?

Oh day?

Your fuck? Congratulations? I'm not sure if that was right.

But you stunted pretty confident when you said that, so I'm pretty sure you're right.

Hey, So yeah, congratulations.

So the point is, homie, that vatos like you, that are smart, that are intelligent, that are constantly researching the next advances in technology make life easier for battles like me, Hey and being so thank you for that. And I say, just festo, because without you, we wouldn't have the wheel, homie, we wouldn't.

Have flashlights or led lights that last.

You know, they say they last twelve thirteen years on the package, but they only last about five years. But that's neither here nor there, homie. That's still longer than a normal normal light bulb. A innovation, invention, teamwork, technology, and boom, bringing all together to make the world a better place. Hey, all right, hey, but they have told me there's gonna be frequent me out here, So if you guys could direct me to where that location is and uh yeah, homie, we get kick it right.

There, all right. So I'm we creeper from keep doing your thing, homie, shout out to technology and let's see that's what sir. Hey, But where's the food?

Adding?

Is it over here?

Thank you?

Creeper, We love you, We love you.

Five Beautiful Perdy does One Little Homie, One Island.

On this week's episode, will Junior find out a date with Maddy Vella's a match made in heaven? Dang, take me for a walk or something, and it's a trip because when I look into your eyes, I feel like I know you already or something.

You know, you're stupid? These are contacts are not even mine?

Yeah, but they're still attached to you, know, so they're pretty much yours.

Yeah, they belong to you, Kin, Junior, you're stupid.

Give me a sandwich?

Or is it a match made in hell? Why is it only half a sandwich? You gave the other half to another gordy tire? Or what I'll get you the other?

I want the whole ding mock supposed.

To be our day. I'm sorry, Dan, she's tripping, you know, Oh, Dang?

Find out On this week's episode of GA we.

Got that laughter for your soul.

You're now tuned into the Frankie on this show, Dan, These Crossrood puzzles are a trip.

All right, Hey, let's get to the next one, all right. Check it out.

He a five letter word. That's a warm comfortable place on.

Me by no ya, hey roooping, you can't be saying words like that.

Spencer deal.

Yeah, it's a warm place, but this is a New York Times cross room puzzled me called oh dang, who.

Set the door?

Now?

Special delivery for creeper. Oh you follow me? It is the gift from the conference that I did last week.

Sign Please the fuck are we supposed to do it?

The robot?

I was thinking, can maybe help us outday, you know, clean up around the house, maybe sweep the porch or whatever on me.

That's my Holley card, you know. Sweeping puts me into a meditative state.

Hey, well, sovage cats a robot, let's see you and telligence. It is as good a question.

All right? Then? Hey, homie, do you ramber what I have.

Around?

Nah? Now, homie, do you ram I don't understand that question. Well, hey, I mean, like, what's your name or whatever?

I do not have a name.

Will you give me a name? We damn me kind of look like a little chelier. Maybe we'll call Chavet.

This reminds me of an ancient story of the greatest wint Tiner to walk this planet. This voto could look you in your eyes and know exactly what great attent you needed on your vehicle. And a lot of people don't believe me when I tell this story, but one time he did a Mitsubishi Eclipse blind Ford. Yeah, no bubbles, no scraper, And to this day he holds the record at thirty seven thousand, three hundred and eighty nine consecutive tent jobs without one single air bubble, And everybody it's like, well, where did he go?

Did he die? No?

He moved to Santa Maria because your child support there, and now he has a successful tint shop up there. So yeah, if you want a good tin chop, then go up there to Santa Maria and tell them that I sent you so in honor of the legendary tint master. We're gonna name this robot Carlos.

Yeah all right, homie. So hey, robot, your name is Carlos. Now, homie, okay, I will answer to Carlos.

We got that laughter for your soul. You're now tuned into the Brandy Show.

I don't know what to give that special someone. How about an ATVD Carlos bo set I look back at the legendary window tender that defined the generation. You'll learn about Carlo his humble beginnings.

He was tinting before he could even walk.

Yeah, travel back in time to the two thousand and seven window tint open.

Wow, he done it.

Book, he done it.

Hollow for stum.

Take a masterclass in the world of tint from Carlos himself.

Yeah, we'll just make sure that there's no air bubbles.

And as an added bonus, will include the Carlos audio book. Perfect for road trips or for the gym.

As the other children ran out into the waves under the hot sun, young Carlos preferred to.

Sit in the shade.

Such odd behavior, thought his tea as she slathered sunscreen on her plump Ponza.

You get the ADVD box set plus the audiobook for only twenty nine to ninety five order.

Now, damn me, I don't know it was that word. Dangn that long word. Oh it's a on amnna on a man.

Appea, Hey, that's what it is, homie, And anna pia is a real word.

Dang trip out Okay, creeper, right, didn't bro like you do the word on a mona pia? Okay?

Congratulations? Hey, hey, rub pretty more?

What's homie?

Hey, creeper, I need to talk to you for a minute.

Carnan, Hey, why are y'all serious? Right now? Homie? Is it about that?

Ohit man?

I give you for the chafing that you were having in your undercarriage or what.

Nah, it's not about that, Cardan, It's about Carlos. He's been mad dogging me and I'm about to pipe that food.

No, no, no, no, Hey, homie, you're just a resting robot face. You know what I'm saying to me. You don't. You don't have emotions like that.

Come on, now, there's something wrong with that fool. He's got bad vibes and I'm about the pipe on them and from in the same room with them.

Hey, Homi, you're tripping me out right now? Right all right?

He Carlos, he come in here, Carlos, Yesaper, how can.

I assist you?

Hey, Ruben said he been tripping on that fool. Is that true?

Or what?

I have not been tripping?

See? There you go HOMEI and Sposhal. It's just a misunderstanding, all right. So he one love or whatever? All right, So let's just kick it.

No, pretty well, I'm gonna talk to you and I'm gonna let you know what he was telling me out front.

What hey, Carlos, you were clowning that for out front?

I just tell him he does not know how to use a dust pan in sweeping skills or of an elementary level.

See that's what I'm talking about, right there. Come here, fucking.

Hey, chill, chill, hold me.

You can be fighting robots like that.

You're on parole spends a deal.

Look at where where's the suggression coming from?

John Leto He was disrespecting.

You have to really look at this, ok roping he saw robot.

And if you really think deep, robots have never had levels. Okay, here we go again, the one of your stories, eh, And imagine how much pleasure that you've had when your wevels have been caressed by someone that you're attracted to from a young age. I think I was eleven twelve years old when the heena first caressed my wevels, and all I can say is wow, you know it took me to another place, a planet of pleasure. So you have to understand Rubin that, Carlos, our robot has never had this.

Experience, Spencer, I never really thought about it like that. Hey, Carlos, come here. Yes, hey man, my apologies. I didn't really think about that. You really don't have no wevels because I know as many times as I got my wevels Cress, it's brought a lot of pleasure into my life. So Carlos, maybe you could sweep the porch, or we could sweep it together.

That's okay, Apology accepted. I do fantasize about having webbels, but maybe one day technology will take us there. But for now, let's be Carnalis and make his household work together.

Yeah, that's what's up. Come here, we'll get to in the headlock.

Out squeezing up. He can't handle that.

Overload, just some overload.

Don't worry, Carlos. I'm gonna take you to Peter. He knows about computers and everything.

Oh that's right, hey, Peter does no computers. You'll be able to fix you or whatever. He Let's go to my pretty mu salone and they will find out full rate. Third mm, we.

Got that laughter for your soul. You're now too then to the Frankie Gin this show all well, well, but it isn't my three Morning's new pet little soy robot.

Yeah, pretty much's my functioning right now? Where's Peter at A? Peter come here?

Oh hey guys, hey, Peter, please do something. Carlos sing's doing too well, look at him.

Okay, I got all my tools on the back.

Oh my gosh, Peter. I love it when you fix things, Babe. After you fix Carlos, you can fix this my pussy.

You bet.

Jason, come on you guys, come on jc A just fix the robot and let's get out of here.

Right.

I'm not seeing a titanium allin thing here, so I'm gonna need JC. I'm gonna need a Allen ranch.

Okay, let's tack them to the backstorddroom. Are your tools, sir and everything.

Cam's just gonna take a look at the motherboard here. And I screwed this all right? Can you get me the WD forty? Oh my, here it is. Don't give me that little red nose.

Yeah, Carlos put some gams on jams initiated.

By thought wall. You're sucking with technology and everything now makes my bossy well.

Wat I me, Peter.

It's time to show me that ween or baby. And everybody's like I made I lost Thos. But now it's plus one because now we added Carlos and I know I.

Never had else.

And Peter, you're already naturally good enough for me, but I love it that you know how to win about technology. And we got a really it thing going on. When two lovers and a roadb I can get it on. And you're already naturally good enough for me, but I love it when you went back technology. Peter, it's time to show me that wiener baby. And everybody's like I made out thost thaws, but now it's plus fun because now we have cardlos y.

Peter, time to show me that wiener baby.

Everybody's like I meet out of a sauce, but now with last one because now we added Barlas.

Baby.

You know I started that vibrator in the fact that you got me to Christmas g.

S nothing Now why not because of Curls.

It doesn't matter.

Carlos is a rope you're starting.

To turn, won't you get turned on? Strapped? But I'm distracted. I'm obstracted. Ram Ta Rama.

Turns.

Yeah, I don't yeah, I slowed down fo yeah.

Yeah, Dragon, I got.

Peter, you okay, rub my back.

You do great, carl g go big challenge yourself, carme, challenge yourself many Wow, do you want to soda card?

Okay, I have to get back to that Atlanta. I have clients that are waiting. Okay, good job you got.

You that was amazing.

Oh nah, we got that knaughter for your soul. You're now too getting to the Frankie on this show. All right, let me see I gotta stop at the grocery store and stop and.

See my sister, my goddaughter, Frankie, and then back to the crib. Oh trip, op. My dad's face timing me right now. I think you figured out how to use his iPhone. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? Pops? Hey home me? Your face time?

Mean?

Whoa? All I see is you're a no show in your eye homie.

Yeah, come my face up to the phone. I know, but face time usual normally back away a little bit. But yeah, I guess you are facetiming.

Well that's the way I do it.

I put my face to it.

Oh yeah, okay, whoa, what's upfe What you need? Pops? I just called you? Come and up program my for me. Oh that's right, you still need me know program in VCR you still use that technologies.

All right they have.

I'll be through and i'll program so record your programs or whatever. All right, all right, all right, okay, I love you, all right, I love you too. Pop, okay, good night, all right, good night. Ohchi gott I say I sent them for tuning into another episode of The Frankie Gyon Next show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network. Shout out to the homies Higns, Olivia, Nick, the Homie Earn Dog here in the studio, James Sprints, Kevin Comia, Bobby DJ Buggs, the legendary soul assassins by media.

You know how we do, Homie.

Thank you for giving ras an opportunity on the get Down. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie on that show. That's what's supprates there.

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