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They Took My Girl (with Jesus Sepulveda)

Published Dec 7, 2022, 11:00 AM

Frankie kicks it with the hilarious Jesus Sepulveda discussing holding hands at the club, Facebook location points and boat hopping. Also, Junior goes to therapy, a brand new Frankie track and much more.

Yeah. But last time I say it was at the comedy store. Man smashed it over you too. Man you're working with That's like you were just calm collecting. You were hitting him, and I was like, wait, usually when I saw you at the stand up Live, when we did that one in Phoenix, you're a little bit more energetic. Yeah, and then this one that you just seemed very chilling on like is he tired? But you just were more punchy, and I was like, oh, this was like yeah, It's it's like sometimes all right, sometimes I will be actually tired, or sometimes I just ride the wave of what I'm feeling, and then I'll try to just like I don't know, I'll be like, well, let me let me do this, like let me ride this wave and try to be funny like this or whatever, but instead of like you know, be all under face, because sometimes if I'm not, like if I'm if I am like feeling just chill, and then if I go up there and try to overdo it and be like hey, hey, you guys too much and I'm like forcing it too much being being that guy at the bar, just like just come home ready at nine o'clock, let's get to o'clock or I was that guys just viber one good, a little calmbo and I'd be like, hey, so you want to get out of here, like damn, we just head relaxed, we get a dream. Oh yeah your dream? That was too feisty, bros, too aggressive? Yeah yeah, the girls like my hair already, Like, um, we haven't even like hopped into other clubs yet, Like what's going on? Hung on right away? Dude? You know what the school? Help? What varsity? That? What's up? You want to get out of here? Like you don't even know my sucking name? Dude, just like damn, you just try to get it in. Oh that was me. FO was like just I didn't know. I was like now because you're like, oh you're I was just trying to happen now. I was like, Yo, let's doing is now? We got that laptor for your soul and now too the into the Frankie on this show. Hey, what's up, homies? It's Frankie is a Frankie you know on the show podcast got the homies in here? What what's what? I'm chilling man? Got nice and nice studio. I went, we're gonna do it in the backyard and ride. I think you're it's gonna be a good ride the warehouses. Well you know this podcast produced by Will Farrell, So I hope you know you got it's got a little bit of fatty, a little site, a little side. But yeah, a little pocket change for rocket little give him a little studio there we can get down. I guess you can get him a studio space. I guess that's what. Dude got a good little view of the homelessness and uh in downtown. But I love it. Yeah, man, there averything good HOLI how are you being chilling? Dude? Just arguing with the parking dude? You know Bisons didn't let me slide. Yeah, they're like pain. You're like, I'm here like a interview for my heart. I'm okay, sweeping now, not be lying. I'm like, yeah, not be lying, But you'd like to come even if you were line though you have to. He has your keys to your car though, that's what I said. I felt uncomfortable giving him the keys. I'm like, now, I don't want to do the keys. That's how you know I've been jacked before him. I don't trust you like that. That's why I never like to do valet either because I didn't like to give the keys, like I didn't like that type of like, or you don't like having possession of the keys or I don't like that. Yes, like they have the key, they could just take my car and go wherever. And I'm like, I have trust issues on me. Yeah, my therapists were working that out, you know what I mean. But I have trust issue. I can't just give them the keys and a discussion with the valet driver. I gotta get the notion I got some trust issues here on. I gotta fill them out and be like, hey, well I don't know where you from, like you know, I gotta feel them out a little, give me your number two, like I text you to make sure that my rights cool. I could just I need to see him in the eyes and be like you look desperate, like you need to pay a bill and sho, I just want to give you my keys. And I don't know you like that. You're like he's looking at you like that you're handing on the keys like I kept leaving the dinner and kept checking like my cars there, okay, cool, just checking back, just checking big Oh yeah, man, hey, you know it always you know, it always made me laugh on me like I still laugh out loud to this day. Is uh, there's a there's that story like you were dating up this hand she I know, I know, I know you did a lot of girls, but actually now you're playing like the SNAs. Actually yeah, you know you were dating a girl though it did whever you guys went somewhere, like you went dancing or something, but she ended up they were like, hey, well, no trip, We'll give her a ride home. Yeah. I had I luck with girls, bro, Like I'm not gonna lie. I was never that smooth. I had a friend that was very smooth, like you can just be able to meet a girl hook up with her that night, and I'm like, damn, it would take me like five months for me to finally hit and this fool can just pick her up like that. So I never was smooth. Yeah, I'm like there were some girls like he's like, oh I hit that. I was like, dude, that took. It took me, Like I had to meet her parents, had to take her out on days, and this was just better one night they will and we're vibing, huh, all right, energy, get that energy. So I never had that, you know. I was just that guy for make it like they would always steal my girls and ship all the time. Sorry, damn, you just don't keep laughing at U. I see the level of it. They're going high up and you just strong laughs. Alright, No, that's paid for me laugh for you. I'm glad. I'm glad to make you laugh though. I'm glad it's uh, you know, bringing you humor and ship that ship with her dog. You'll go to the party. I would go to the clubs. But there was that one story. Yeah you went to the club. Yeah I showed up and you're with her and brink, but she wasn't. So you picked her up like you were like with the family or something. And then you're like, all right, I'm taking her out or forget what it was. Well, you know, it's a girl. I mad. We were reviving, but she she was a fastest girl, you know, trying to like settle down. You can tell she had like a crazy pass because everywhere we went, they just the bouncers like instead of standing in lined over the girl, get your ass over weird. And I'm just like, it's like what the oh my god, Roder the years, like a little slapping get what's like? What's yeah? He's like, oh yeah, yeah, So I went did everybody doing the bartender school like gat her, like those hugs where you're just like something happened between y'all, like nice as hugged ye smelling her neck damn. You know. I used to love that. Yeah, I think time church stop fine. And then she'd be like, oh, yeah, that's just my my my friend. Yeah, my friend. I'm like, what's sod so George yea and yeah, dude, I was like at the club and then she was vibing. She was getting really fucked up where she was being a little flirtatious in front of me, but I was just still that dude. I was like, yeah, but you know, just coming home with me though, Yeah, you're flirting, but I'm holding her hand. Yeah, like flirting, but I'm holding her hand up. That's what's going on out there. But yeah, she's coming over. Yeah you can't think that you're gonna be with her, but you know, she's poking my hands, so it don't matter. You know. I bought her drinks and ship and that was in some guy came up and he just was like you want to dance real quick. And then they start dancing and I'm just like, fools, still holding her hand hug and I'm like, what the fun Just yeah, my head is like rocking, just like like and I'm just like trying to see something else because I don't get you're like looking the other way of holding her head, but so damp over help out. You can get a rhythm and ship. Like I was just we're having a good time. Yeah, we're all ing her little room and all of us together, our circle is cracking right now. Dude. Bro, I was like hanging onto that and uh, just not trying to accept the fact that she's vibing with some dude. I'm still like in denial. I'm looking at other things, trying to distract myself, like in case something did happen, i'd be like, oh, I didn't see, so it didn't really matter. Yeah, And you're holding your hands, holding her hand connected, and they were just full. They were doing this grindful and they were just like like I was looking away and then I finally glanced at her and their forehead of forehead and they're just fucking breathing and she's just like and I'm a straight dry rap and I'm just like like just watching them like what he like like back, and I'm trying to trying to join it and just trying to be like so it's not awkward for me, Like like they're touching and I'm like, I'm a fucking dancing food. I'm just like by myself, and they're actually like grinding on each other and they're sweating bron sweating food just especially when the Chapta song came on. Then he started really dipping and I'm like, all right, what you know, then my chapter's gotta be careful, act right. She's having an orgasm on talking with the fun so I'm just trying to like calm it down. And then uh yeah, I was like hey, in my head, I'm like all right, it's like one o'clock. Those are like horny hours, you know. Yeah, people are gonna start taking the dates home and ships. I'm like, all right, let's go, let's go, and she's just like you want to live them. I'm just getting started, like you know, I'm just like, no, let's going. And then the guy's like, hey, well I could take her, and I'm like what no, no, No, I'm not gonna. She's like, yeah, you can take me. He can take food, like you know, you take me, And I'm just like, um, why, like are you sure. It's like, yeah, it's fine, don't worry, baby, you gotta go to work. And I'm just it's like I went to the parking lot, still there, and I was just like, nah, I don't know if I went back to get back and back and now it's all good. I'll just go. I'll go in late, just like you're tired, go home, tired, go home, sweaty, getting grated. She's like at this point, her hair is all over the place. Then like he's doing the backhand pool, he leverages fine, I'm just I'm tapping like hey the time I real quick. But yeah, So I ended up just letting that happen and then just going home just being like damn, m come on in. Oh yeah, what's up? Dr Dang. This is a nice set up right here. Thanks j Yeah it was that picture eight there. If you're Familia, yes it is. All your foods are just chilling on a boat like it's all good. Huh, No one got sees it. And I'm gonna be real with your doctor. Oh wait, is it? Is it cool? If I call you doctor, you can call me Cynthia. Okay, well Dr Cynthia. Um. I've never been to therapy before food. But my lady Maria, she was like, hey, you should go, you know, because she says like I'm too positive and interesting. Yeah, but I don't think I have a problem, you know, I'm just like down for whatever, you know. Yeah, Oh dang, that's my lady. I guess she couldn't wait in the waiting room, you know, Junior, I don't think you can let her in? What are you saying about me? I heard my name? Oh not Tom Huh. I didn't say anything. This is actually a private session. I take it you must be Junior's partner. No, I'm his girlfriend. I'm not his partners. You're Dune a mighty man. There's a vending machine down them. Yeah, so you know, and they have paid days in there. I know you like those already have four? Well okay on that case. Well, in that case, would you too like to have a couple session, like for real? That I mean, that's cool with me. No, he's the only one that needs it. And I mean, Junior, how do you feel when Marabel says this. I mean, I don't know. She's pretty much cause anything she wants, you know, because she's like an angel from heaven. I mean, just look at her. I see what you mean. He's too clean. I need some space. Well, it is important to have boundaries. Do you have any hobbies, Junior. Oh yeah, I'd like to, you know, work on my car and shine my rims and everything. Now, so I have a job selling iPhone cases at a kiosk, So you keep busy. That's great. Yeah, yeah, not that he wants to kick it like every section with me. Then he text messages me all day. It's too much. I'm no assistant. And how does that make you feel? Junior? That's all you do is ask how does he make her feel? This is a rip up. This is just part of the therapy. It's just part of the healing process. Nothing's healing right now. To be honest, I want to view with her, like even when she's at work. I'm like, dang, I want to be with her right now, you know. So I'll be thinking about her all day and everything, you know, the way she looks, how female like her movements are, and everything, the way she carries herself, because she has to carry a lot of energy. You know, she does it so like exquisitely and uneathing. Some people search for that their whole lives, you know, for that one, and I have her right here. Junior, you're so corney. Maybe the issue is with you, Maribel. Maybe it's difficult for you to accept Junior's love. And you may have a degree on the wall, but you're stupid. Do you accept Junior's love? Maraba, Let's get out of your Junior this spist ispid. She's acting like she knows me, but she don't know me. I and her kids are stupid to look. They don't even know how to swim. That's why they're wearing those stupid floortiesnchy life cat kids. Oh day, So where we going. We're gonna go to get you a better therapist out on to get you fixed. Oh yeah, okay, and maybe we can go to a quiz noskohoena. I know you like that one. All right, see you later, Dr Cynthia, Yeah, Rose, can you remind me to sign up the kids for swimming lessons? Thank you? Oh absolutely, doctor, no problem. M m mmmmmmmmmm. We got that lactor for your soul and now to THENT the freaky you on this show. No, it happens, man. I mean I've been in that position. Are just being you know, two nice of a guy or whatever, and then that fucking and then that I know what you want? Yeah, now I remember the one that really hurt was this girl that I was dating and uh she have I'm gonna go to girl's name. And I was very young and she was very old. She was older and I was young. I was like twenty one maybe fo so this is all new to me. She's like late twenties or yeah, like twenty had a kid. You know, she's grown up. You know, she's been through life, you know what I mean. So she was already like she didn't really like the settling down either. So I was just like and I was very like loyal and like, nah, you know, to care of you fucking She was the first one that we know, we did things like that. I was like, oh, ship, like some grown man ship, you know, like splaying the whole night together. Like wait, I never did that, said her own little spot. So I was getting off sprong fool and like, uh so the point is that she had a girl's night out and I was just like, yeah, I go to your thing. I'm trying to be more confident. She wants me to be more confident. That's her thing. You're just like insecure, like be confident, like I like a confidence already She's already sucking with my head. So I'm like all right, cool, yeah yeah, She's like I'm gonna go out with my friends. That girls telling me that for me, like like sit up straight, but your shoulder like I'm not I'm not comfident, Like I'm not compident. Huh like that like how like forget it? Like girls teaching me how to sit like come on, it's a flag. She tried to teach you how to be a manager, like like grab you're not through something like never mind, forget it, chest out or something. Dude, I had that. So this girl went out with her friends and then I it was on Facebook. We don't know it was when Facebook started like showing you the pinpoints of where you're at, you know location. You're like, oh, I'm right here at this club, right here at this So I just started doing that and she said that she was at the Saddle Ranch. So I'm like, oh word. So I started getting secure because I started calling her our texting her. She wouldn't reply. She wouldn't reply, and I was like, yeah, it's just down the street, like I gotta go. Was Gold here, and I was like, what if I just go just to see what she's and then come back. There's a little glance she's okay, I'm convincing my head phone like yeah, I'm gonna do that dry. She's not writing the ball crazy yeah exactly from barked in her and like everybody got a shirt him with the book. So yeah. So I'm like, um, so I go to the Saddle Ranch Way and I'm like, first of all, they wouldn't let me because I have the right shoes. Like Georgians be pull some bullshit. Sometimes I'll be like, oh, your pants are too bagging. My pants fine, it's like bro. And then it's like it's a bar, guy, my guy, it's a bar, relaxed, but we're not in like the skyscraper in downtown fool chill out. So they so I had to go to fucking Ross Way They'll buy some dress shoes before I went all out food. I'm like, I'm telling you right now, I was that guy fo I was twenty one insecureful. I go to ross Way by little Shoes. I come back and I'm like and even the bounces like, wow you again, all right cool? Might as well get in, and I'm like, all right, cool for I go in there, dude, I'm looking for her. I'm looking for going through. I can't see nothing. And then I see her, fool. I see her over there at the V I P Section by the DJ ship and she's just freaking and I'm like, my heart, just funk. That's her dog like sweating, like getting it in. It's fucking going and she's sucking and I get that. Yeah, she's just like let me get this factor wreck man. And even this for the food was just hanging out the dear life like, well, I gotta one cowboy in rodeo to off. It's always like you good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. They're checking out him and wow, bitch just having left the house and weeds dude just backing it and I'm just my heart and I don't get I'm watching this and I'm trying to walk through, bro, I'm trying to walk through. And the bouncer a little lit. I was just like, hey, my man, you got it. You can't come through man. You know Rodeo six, So they got the rope and the guys like you. And I was like, dude, my bro, my voice is there. Bro. I'm like, dude, I can't be my voice is already fucking cracking. I'm not even tough doing my fucking girl. Dude, I'm there, Dude, that's my girl. It's my fucking girlfriend. It's my girlfriends Oh ship what she just the bouncer felt bad. He's just like, oh damn, homies and my man. And she busy right now, man, Like you know she's she busy right now. I don't think she I don't think you know what I mean, she's busy looking. He felt for you. He didn't want to tell me, just like, yo, she's busy man. And yeah, brand new shiny shoes, foods. Like I'm ignoring the fact that he said that. I'm like, no, this is my fucking girlfriend. And there's aito dude, you know, got no bitches. But he's flying, good haircut, you know, be at p section. He's the only one, yeah type faith flat, you know with the bottle the factors always got the bottles and he's just like chilling watching the homies grind. That's what I'm doing, fucking grinding hard. He's just chilling. Yeah, And then I called I guess his attention. I'm just like and he looked at me. It was so he rolled up like, you know, I'm just leaning in, like, hey, that's my fucking girlfriend in his face was just like what damn. So he walks over there and the dog, what's the fun? What? He was like, his girlfriend right there, his boyfriend right there, and he looked so what And then the girl, my girl just pops her head out, sweating and just like like what happened? Oh my god? What the fun? And I'm like, she's not even she's not even worried that she's in trouble. She's just like, you're ruining. Let's set me, dude. And I'm just like this the fuck like and I'm just the fuck and she just goes, oh my god, that covers her face. What the fund are you doing here? Like? What the fun? What you getting weird? What are you doing here? What? Then is that like? And she's like, oh my god. And then that was just like damn, like I don't know what to do type of So he just puts his hands in the air, and he's just like, hey man, he's cooling this ship right here. She's like your girl, you know, aaron self out with the sir, like damn's girls. Are you sure? Because she says she was saying me Botley, will give me a drink, dying what you're doing. So I just stood therefore, just gotta and I took her outside. We're like arguing, doing that whole thing, like what the funk, I'm just dancing, you know, yeah, that excuse dancing with the guy dude and back into the bottom all crazy like that, and then v I broke off sections damn fool. So she just literally like, calm me down, So babe, I'm just gonna dance with my friends and I'll see you after, Like all right, it's just fuck you, fucking fucking get me all scared, Relax, relax, okay, I'm gonna see after we're done and the fine. And I was like all right, and she gave me a kiss. He's gonna stop by alright. Cool. I'm at the parking lot, like fun, what did that just happen? I'm waiting and then she never hits me up and was one of those like I stayed out till five in the morning, food, calling her, calling her, calling her calling. I've been there, That's why I'm sympathizing with you. I'm at my house and I'm just like, well the clothes ended, but you know she's probably eating and ship. So it's I'm giving her something hungry. That's where probably where she's at. I'm giving her some time and do nothing. Calling her best friends so and nothing way, nothing. They're putting me on like this number has been like you know, just all that ship right, like going straight to voicemail. Bro, It's like three in the morning, and I'm like, I haven't slapped. I'm like, funk, I gotta go to work, fool, and I'm still like I need to figure this out. Nothing way five in the morning, she answers. She's like hello, like like I'm a bother fo Like I'm like I'm bothering her now, you know. It's like helloon confused, like why am I calling her at five minute? Like what the fun And you know I've called so many times I expected the answer, so when I got the funnel was like I I was I was laid down when I heard him. Um um, You're like um, bab, are you like okay? Because I've been like calling you and it's like, oh yeah, I know, dude, what the fuck? Like it's five in the morning, are you are you serious right now? And I'm like, well, why didn't you answer? Oh my god, are you fucking serious right now? Hearing something in the bag, like they're talking like I gotta work in a couple of hours. Baby, who is there? Like who's in the back. He's like, oh my, it's my fucking friends. You're not even home. I'm gonna call you back, dude, Like what the I don't like him? You're insecure, Like I don't like this, Like this is all my fault right if it hangs up? And I'm just like, did I suck this up? And I felt like I was, like I sucked it up. I should have just been cool. I should just let her do with that guy, should be cool with so I was. I've been through all that ship, dude. That's why I trust issues on me. I can relate though. It's like I trust I was all sprung on the girl and we were hooking up, but we were like together to her, but I was all sprung on her, and you know, she was working with this other four and then one time she like invited me to go with her to this bar and she was with her home girl and then dude is there and they're like kind of dancing, and she but that's you know, I was like doing that ship in denial, you know. I'm like that that's nothing. That's nothing, you know, and I'm being like the little cool homie. I'm like, oh, yeah, might might be. And then I'm sitting there and then her and her homegirl and she straighte up looks at her homegirl and looks at me. She's like, I feel bad, like says it out loud so I could hear, but I just acted like, oh no, she's talking about something that like like that dog Like she was to the point where she felt so bad she said it out loud, and I'm still there, like, yeah, it's all good. This the worst. It is the worst feeling. It's the word. Yeah, I guess it could be the worst. Man depends, you know, but sometimes, you know, sometimes your lady has a connection with with a dude or other dudes and you gotta be there and supported. You know, they're just dancing, Yeah, they're just dancing, right, Yeah, so it's kind of everybody's energy together, so I can't really tread. They took my girl, snatch her up in front of me, freaking on her in the club, obviously consensually. She backed it up, backed it up all upon these other dudes at the club. They were bumping the jams. I was holding the hand while she was grinding enough on another man. She had put her hair rup to let the sweat drip. I had said, have stopped, but she said, come on, baby, don't tread. Were just dancing and it's nothing. Why don't you go to the bar and get us another drink. I gotta work in the morning. Grow, it's enough for tonight. It's all good, baby, dude. It's gonna give me a ride. Are you sure that's what you want to do? Baby, I'm sure, and I'll go home. I love you. They took my girl, snatch her up in front of me, freaking on her in the club, obviously consentually. They took my girl, snatch her up in front of me, freaking on her in the club, obviously consentually. We got that laptor for your soul and now too, the into the Frankie King on this show spring break. We're at my homies little boat fool and some fucking real fools pull up on a nice boat and they're just like, oh my god, they're inviting the girl because we had our girls and ship and they were like, hey, come through, like hop on. They're like why and they're like, hey, we'll be right back and be right back. She may be right back. They're like right back. We're just gonna go see what's up. See what's up? Like, yeah, we came on before you know, it's already hopped over, Like we're gonna find that good way I got you got your put then, so all the homers are just like what the just our girls just really just leave Doug and we're just like we just got pumped hard because they were already growing at schools again. We're like twenty two and ship we see him, Yeah, we see later thirty minutes on a jet ski food just like holding onto sucking her BOMBI and this was in my mouth. Yeah. We finally find the boats, we find the ball. We're like, we're gonna we're gonna jump through, not even helping us, yeah if you if you want, and we're just struggling the boat keys moving like just serious, just like yeah, they're just looking at it like hurry out then stop, fine you're gonna jump or not? The fine? Oh my god. The woonds like girls, dude. And yeah. One time I was like I was hollering at this one girl to the point where she even gave me keys to her path and I'm like, oh, I saw pretty much together, you know, like it's on and uh but so I go her. I was like, oh, I'm gonna pop in one day and uh, all right. It was one day when I was like, I don't know, I had to I got off work early or some ship, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna stop her pat you know, she wasn't entering. But then I go and it was She's like hello, and it goes she's okay, well I'm in the room. I go okay, and I go and she's sucking this fool's laying down on the stomach. She's giving them a background, give me no background, and it's just full like what he's like this Latino like Brazilian food, like dress all and she's all giving them a background and she's just talking to me, looking at me like nothing like oh, like this was not even like I gotta erection and just like it turns around with a metal fucking betgup for you, Like, hey, what's up? That's crazy into this chip. You're just like, um ship that was excited. He's having a good moment. I got excited. But yeah, a little tent right there. She doesn't even break She's not even like, doesn't even close the door and be like hey, and it's not a good time, none of that. And she's just They're like looking at me like massage in this food give worst though, dude. Some girls are just yeah. And she was like, oh, like are you hungering in there? And I should have just jammed but the fucking food in the night. And we were like, well, I'm still like make a sandwich. True story, We're making a sandwich. If she closes the door after I go to make a sandwich. And I'm just there literally like they're just kicking in, dude, and they know they're getting down in there ramming and I'm just there. You know what, this is like three pm, you know, the sun's out and I'm just there in the living room, still still got holp. Right. Well, I'm different. I'm on another level than that for like, but she loves me though, you know what I mean, he's getting a moment right now. But so that's the difference. I would get into those little pockets of like like, oh, like you're the type of phore like I were married, you know, but that was me. Yeah, but these fools are fun right now, you know, like that kind of ship you know, dude. Eventually I had to get when they're young. When they're young, they like the settling down, but they're also young and they're like exactly, like to just have fun, Like I just want to vegans and like blue a guy. But it didn't mean nothing. It's like nothing, it's nothing. You blew a guy, but it didn't mean anything. I love you, Like what does this mean? You got to be careful with that. They're in their twenties like that, and you're in their twenties too, like they're gonna do they gotta do other ship, man, they want to have fun too. You don't understand that till later Finally I was like, oh yeah what then, man, I mean I've been that guy, but I also been the bad guy to like of course, yeah, but it's it's with like a girl that you're not into like that, Like you know, I was getting all sprung on these getting all sprung on it. It was only a couple of girls, but it was like, you know, you the moment you really like them and I down that way like oh you're different, You're not like these other whatever like. But then when they don't, when they look at you as that, you're like, you know what it was up? When it's a girl I couldn't I don't know, controls the red word, but a girl that I couldn't like like if hey, let's do this and they just roll with coller and yeah, I couldn't. They were the ones that was sprung on food, the girls that were just like yeah, of course, I don't know, keep you on your toes. I just don't know why I like this, fucking my heart racing. I don't know why I like this. That's about you know. I always I always like those like a little bit dangerous ones are like my dadmn, the ones that were just kicking yeah, the ones that would talk queer and shut the funk up, you don't sucking that ship? And then ye, and I mean like why do I still love this girl? I would tell my parents, like why my Dad's like like, oh, that's what it is. That's why I'm connecting with dogs me of you now, I just like you know, I grew up around women like that are just like fun that they say whatever. Damn. So when you get get around behind that's talking to you like that, you're like, oh, it's like familiar that come for them. Dad, Daddy's just coming up. My father just dream like. But you still love me just like my daddy. And the times are tough inflation, sorry, prices at the pump and at the grocery store too. Dang, you need to check, uh, you know, a getaway on me to relieve the stress and to renews that spark with your loved one. 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We don't have certified scuba instructors or anything like that, but we do have a vapor that we trust who will watch you play right there at the fool that's Gary, Gary, what's up? Won't here? Okay, look, you're trying to make it work, so so so are we Chunk Claus Resorts. We're in this together. But like I said, dude, when I used to the worst one that I didn't feel I felt a little bad was when I was the bad guy. I used to work out like an Asian restaurant Payway, and uh, the hostess, this white girl, she just just like damn. I could see her eyes like, oh my god, like good the new guy, and I'm just I'm like, but she's dating. Yeah, it was. I'm like, I'm the cooking the prepp and ship. I'll be out here and ship and she's just like she would give me cookies and ships. So I knew were I knew we could vibing a little bit because then I find out she's dating the manager and he was like twenty one. I was like seventeen at the time, so I'm like, all right, cool whatever, But then she was flirting. Women would confuse the funk out of me, right because I'm like, why are we vibing right now? So then she invites me over to like her friend's house for a game night. I show up and her dude right there, So I'm like, why is she inviting me? Yeah, I'm sucking out of here, dude. I went to the bathroom and she texts me like girls could be crazy like that. I mean, there's not that attention like oh look, I'm I'm I'm the host of this party, right. But what sucked me up was that she was like, oh my god, he looks so high. I wish I could just sit on you. And I was like, she's there, she told you that they're at the well, I'm at the bathroom. She texted me. It's like, oh my god, you're so hot, Like I wish I could just like sit on you. And I'm like, what's going? So what's happening right now? So I'm trying to figure out, like what's happening? Is this like a little game she likes to play. I'm trying to figure it out. So I didn't just leave. I wanted to stay and just like test the waters and ship. So we were just like but she's with her boyfriend food like holy hands, and I'm like, what is happening. I'm at here so that the games are crazy like that they get off on that kind of ship. So I'm like, is this one of those situations? Right? So I don't know the way, but I'm out like games over. We're saying by and then she said are you did you leave already? I said not yet, and she's like come back, and I come back and we just started making that dud gone. He still gone. So then I'm like, I don't know what you're up. I'm asking questions. I'm not gonna sucking it up for I'm just like, just go with the fucking flow player, you know what I mean. I'm just like I'm just all the open relationship alright. As for kissing, I'm asking questions like, um, like where's your boyfriend? Shot? Yeah, shot, let's do that. I'm gonna do something fucking crazy. But your boyfriend he's gonna come take it out my pants, So I'm we go right at it, dude. We started sucking, smashing dude and oh ship. So it was one of those like I'm the I became the side dude, and I'm like, all right, cool, but then you gotta see this and I'm catching feelings dog, Yes, yes, dude, I'm I'm my I'm catching feelings dogs. She's doing you know what I mean? The fact that the fact that she doesn't want to be with me, she wants to be with him is what I'm I'm like fighting for now, like she sucked me up when I'm just like no, no, no, no, what's wrong with me? Though? Like what's wrong with why can't I be the man? Why can I have a picture on the my wall like YouTube and ship, I'll be coming out of your head and she's like relax, like you're looking hot, Like all right, well, I'm just saying because I would like a picture. Shut up. I would like, yeah, no, come in there, try demanding and ship. No, I'm not gonna let you fuck me. And so my pictures up she gribing my nutes. Oh man, alright, when what are you doing? What are you doing? Shut up up? Like what are you doing? Sit on this check? Shut your fucking now. You still want a picture? No, I don't want to picture. You want the picture, not I don't want the picture, alright, to shut up? Man? Getting me off sprung though, dude. And then so this is what happened, dude, this is what the table. That's when that ship is funked up on me, like when you when you're doing it at work, because then you gotta there's no way around it. You gotta see these people, you know what it's like fun? You feel me like, I gotta like ignore every time. He's like, she was gonna talk to you real quickly, like oh he knows fo yeah, and even bring a little butter knife in my pocket just in case. Yeah. He's just like, hey, man, you're you're looking at what's going on with the onions? Youngs are like too, you gotta slice them up a little bit. Come on, dude, you're messing up, right. I like you, guy, I really do like you. Something not know when you're sucking. There's something about your eyes. Dude. I'm just I just like you a lot, A little slugger, little little little Let me tell you, so, do you work your grass off? I like you, dude. I might let you my girlfriend come on at the hell all right, John, I see you later, this guy. I don't like brown kids, but I like you and uh and dude. So that's what happened, dude, right tables sparent Right. One night, I go over there and we're just going straight at it and we're just like making out ful, We're just going in and then ship, I swear to God, I swear to God, and I remember I heard her knock and her face you can see her face go from like I've never seen her, unconfident, scared, like she goes like what the fun? She's like that it was just to make up. We're not there yet, we're just making that hard way touching and then she just lipstick alert, like what fun? And then another fucking up and she's just like we now we are sitting up. We're sitting up and she's like, um, and I never felt like so uncomfortable because she she she did this, this is what she did that made me feel like scared. She would oh my god, and that's when I knew she had no control of the situation. She's fucking scared and there's nothing like she's not gonna go over and be like I'll be back, I'm gonna talk to him, like none of that. She was like, oh my god, Oh my god. Like I'm looking at the window, like should I jump? It's like sucking four stories? Like should I just risk it? The hucks? I wait in the closet like some Kelly ship, you know what I mean. I'm like, what did happened? And then the scariest noise ever the door here? That key? Oh, and I'm for now we're really She she gets like, look who they're doing. And then I'm like, flight through under the bus. I'm like, well, it's your fucking boyfriend. Then what what now? I told you that's what happened been with me. She's like, shut up, it just he just was hard can playing with hearts and ship like this is what happens, Like I told you, Like, you know, I'm scared too. The She's just like you please, hime, please, just hid he please, and then he fucking opens the door. But she has that little chain that's stuck on the door here a little and she's just like and then she goes over. It's like, what do you want, John, what do you want? You just like what the fund is going on? Calling you like crazy? So UK like what's going on? I'm sucking scared, Like what are you doing? He's like, hold on, give me a minute, fun, give me a minute. So she's like she's like on the door, like and she says, go like run to my room because the room was over there. So I run to the room and in that moment when I walked right past the door, he hits it and that little gap he sees we locked. We locked eyes. We just went My face went like I just no, like you're like no, no, it's not me, like like you're not seeing me right now, Like I'm like the ghosts right now like him. So I look at his eyes and I'm just like no. And then he's like, what's It's like Jesus, he knows me for my name is from working like Jesus. What he doesn't even say he said he used to call me Jesus, like Jesus, I don't know. I like your name, dude, sick as his name, so he used to. So he was now banging Jesus, dude, she just clue. So he starts. He hit it to where like he broke the He was a big boom broken. Right, He's now he runs pushes her, runs through the room. But the room connects to the bathroom, and the bathroom connects to the kitchen. So now we're doing like a little loop around like a car fucking tune. Dude, he goes in the room. I see him befo. I jumped over the bed floor. I run through the over the bed like that. He's trying to grab me and I'm just sucking going over and I was like, alright, alright, right, I've been the living room and I knew I was fucked. I was just like, al right, right right right right stop star stop pussy, alright right right stop? So was red almost yeah, He's just like he's like, what the funk, He's like, what the fund? And then she gets in front of the stop sucking stop. So the player in me just comes in, the fucking little player and me just like snaps and I'm just foo relaxed. I'm like, dude, what's wrong with you? Like, what are you doing? And he's just like play up some playership? He hey, dude, what are you? What are you doing? What's going on right now? He's just like, what the fund is this? What? Hey? Dude? She invited me over because her friend was here. She trying to hook me out with her friend. Her friend just left and we're talking about how I can get her friend, dude, and you're doing this, like what's going on? And then he's just like, wait, no, it's because what the fucking doors lock? And she's not answering her phone because we're, yeah, we're hanging out, we're talking. She probably forgot. And then the girl just catches the moment and she goes like yeah, like what the funct? John? Like what do you? And we're both like did stick to the story because he's gonna kill both of us? You know what I mean? You white people when they get mad and no no offense, but white people get mad, they just can snap, you know what i mean. They kill everybody in the house, even the dog and ship. So I'm just like he like a go with the story, bitch, like and I'm just like telling him like, dude, I'm trying to look out, like what what the funk? Dude, you're acting crazy and then he starts calming down you onything that saved me was all our clothes around. He goes like, yeah, well, I mean your clothes are on and funk like I'm sorry, just no, I don't just think man, just fucking crazy. And I'm like, what what do you you know what I mean? I'm looking scared too, dude. I don't know what the fun you are capable of. I'm scared. And then he goes like all right, dude, I'm funk, and I'm like, you know what, you guys need to figure this out. I'm out, dude, I can't. This is crazy. I'm out and I leave and then he goes and I just hear him going like, sorry, baby, I'm just fun. I'm sorry forgive me, and I just leave dude, and I'm in the car. I'm shipping bricks. And then this bitch fucking texted me like thirty minutes later like oh my god no. But then I she took me back like oh my god, thank you's so much for doing that. You're like amazing, and it sound like bitch. I'm heartbroken right now. Fixed it and I'm seeing him at work full like I had to. Like, he actually fired me like a week later. I think it was because of that. He tried to say it wasn't, but you know he fired me and ship. Oh yeah, yeah that was awkward, like you know what that ship was weird either way. Yeah, obviously he knew something like that. If you if another fucking five minutes to me, you guys probably would have been sucking by then. I know, at least that would have been that would have been good, you know, one last fun, one last match. So it was over after that. Oh it was older, Yeah, yeah she was. She was like she was. She was like, dude, that was crazy. That was like wild, I can't do anymore. And I'm like, like I still have feelings for you. It's just like oh fine, um fine, just like I have a boyfriend, why would you have feelings for me? But like we're getting married and it's just like, yeah, but I fucking I loved you. You know. She's like that you love me? M m mmmmmmmm yeah. Man, yeah, you got your your your HBO Max Special Tough Life. Yeah, I got a special on HBO right now. Hb be on Max called Mr Tough Life. Yeah, make sure you'll check out check it out, man. Yeah, you know, I got a little bit of stories there too. You know, you guys can check out stories anything else where I play. You got any dates coming up? Yeah, if you guys want to go on trying to see me live in person, go to my Instagra ram right there and click the link on my bio and then all my dates are posted right there. Dude, I got Ontario coming up, and then obviously to soun Arizona and then uh the Bellflower one and stand up stand up, been done that club? Oh yeah, no, no, I haven't heard it heard. It's cool. It's nice, dude, it's nice. So yeah, check out some of those dates and comes see me life. Yeah, y'all, Hey, Supola, and thank you again for being your homie. I've known you for years now and it's just been funny as Yeah, man, it's funny. It's always like a good hang with you, dude. It was a great hang good. Hey, all right, homie, thanks for being here. Much love, all right, hint there, make sure checkout Sapola. Yeah, he follow me on social media. Has suits The comedian and Suos the Comedian on Instagram. 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