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The Papas Court with Judge Creeper

Published Apr 13, 2022, 10:00 AM

Someone been talking papas behind your back? Let Judge Creeper make sure that justice is served.

What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors. They are actual litigants with a case pending and municipal court. Both parties have agreed to dismiss their court cases and have their disputes settled here at the Papa's Court with Judge Creeper. The Plaintifflinda, claims that her ex husband was supposed to take their kids to Disneyland, but instead took them to Knotsbury Farm and told them that it was Disneyland. She is suing for two and seventy five dollars. This is defendant jose Alcantara, who said, despite the change in plans, that it was still all all rise, hi, hey, everybody please be seated and eurythin all right, na, I know you've been like sworn in already with your hands to the Bibles and all that, and like you said, like, hey, I'll tell the truth, so help me God. All right, So yeah, you might be wandering on me like a screeper, even certified to be a judge what whatever, Like he did he go to judge school and all that, But I was scared, Holmie. That's neither here nor they're all right, you just gotta stay focused and focus on what's happening right now, right, because we're gonna make things right all right now. So I was gonna spent a lot of time in the court, told me. So, I'm pretty knowledgeable or the proceedings and everything, and so let's just get right to at homies, all right. So Linda, uh, just start telling the courtroom like what happened, and include like any details that you think might be important or whatever. All right, So what's up? Okay, Well, my ex husband, you know, he has the kids on the weekends, and you know, they were really looking forward to going to Disneyland, and he promised them. He said, yeah, we're gonna go. We're gonna go. Um, so he took them. Only it was that they didn't go to Disneyland. They went to Knoxbury Farm and that I don't told them, no, we're at Disneyland and they're just kids. They believed him, you know. So the following week at school, um, our youngest Gapriel, he started telling the other kids, oh, look at all these cookies. So I got to Disneyland and look at all these jams, these stars and jams. And he even had short bread with him. You know, the strawberry with the strawberry jelly in the middle, and on the bag it says not you know, it doesn't even have Mickey Mouse on it. And the other kids were laughing at him, and I just I just kept bar to even imagine what he was going through in his head. I gave light order in a cart, order in the party. All right, Lina, please continue. Yeah, So he got teased, and then the oldest stood up for him, you know, Michael, and he was like, no, we went to Disneyland. Okay, we went to Disneyland. Our father took us there. He told us it was Disneyland. He even said, look, I even got a goofy stuffed animal, and he thought he was showing them goofy but it was actually snoopy. They all laughed at him, even the principle I gonna demand the teacher the kids like, kids are so traumatized. I mean, they don't even want to go to school anymore. Alright, he ordering the car, I mean right, ordering the car? All right, hey, Jose, all right on me. I mean I don't mean the state you say, but it's pretty muched up right here, all right, So you know, lying to the kids and everything. Hold me, Come on, when we were you thinking, eh, you know, but since we're in the cart, said it's innocent, proven guilty. Hold me. I don't need to get into technical terms, but that's how you say innocent to proven guilty. All right on me, So now you're allowed to tell us your side. Hold me? All right? Jo say, so you know what happened? Well, you know we were going to Disneylands, but you know the five was backed up, you know, all the five kids, and so I told the kids, he looks like it's gonna take another hour to get there. But then I said, you know what, Knoxbury Farms right here? You know what park? So you know I had to make a decision in the moment. Wee man, I'm thinking about the kids, you know, So do the kids stay in the car for another hour? Do we just get off on this sexit right here? You don't go right here to knox Berry Farm and get down? You know? All right? I mean I could see your point. Ain't with that? Because you want the kids to be happy, you have to make a splace second decision. But you know why did you lie to that movie? Well? You know, creeper or judge. Sorry, you know, I just got caught up, you know what I mean. It started with upon the express, right, I told him me was the Indiana Jones, right, and then they were receiving Indiana Jones soul. You know. It was kind of harmless in eyes and once one, once one light got going on me. I just got on a roll. I just wanted them to be happy. You know. That looked like they having their faces fro me in their eyes, you know, As their father, I always want them to look at me like that, you know, or at least on the weekends. Well, I don't think that was the right way to handle that. Church church creeper may speak, Yeah, you might beak or whatever. Okay. Well he also told them that Charlie Brown was Oh god, what what's spoken? Pocahon? Is this man's name? Okay, that's right, John Smith. He told the kids that Charlie Brown was John Smith's brother, you know, and and that that they were coming to kick it, to eat jam with them and borrow some jam. I don't know. All right, let me ask you this, I'll say, is the reason that you didn't take them to Disneyland is because it costs a lot more FERRYA than Knox May for him, I'm I'm a systems annolition me. I'm like I do accounting and crunch number make all fery actually real, I wandn't I guess by how you look and everything on me. It just goes to show you know you by its cover. So that's pretty good. Congratulations he's got the money. It's not about the money. I don't even care about that is that he lied to our kids and now they're you know, they're scarred for life. All right, Well, is a tough decision. I gotta make your right everybody, but sizes Gate. Both sides have valid arguments, you know. So Linda, it looks here that you're asking for two hundred and seventy What what's that for? Like, how'd you come up with that number? That's the cuts to buy them, you know, toys and Mickey Mouse stuff and and so they don't get picked one anymore at school, so they can actually have a goofy and not this snoopy, and they can actually have treats from Disneyland and not jams that they nuts very far Disney all right, order in the card, order in the cart alright, So sizes gat I reached a verdict, callmies. Alright, so based on your testimonials or whatever, Um, I'm gonna just hit you away, your homies. You are both guilty, right, we'll say check it out, homie. Hey, you're gonna take them to Disneyland, all right, homie, maybe like this month or next month, al right, because I know you. It doesn't matter all wait for paid day and all that, right, So just take them for your next availability when you have them on the weekend, alright at this time on me take the four oh five and then cross over to the twenty two right there by gardens right in Linda. I'm asking you know that you try to be understanding and all that, all right, because I'm not gonna ask for say, they'll pay you anything right now, okay, Because it's not about the kids, you know, getting bullied at school or that Jose they didn't want to wait in traffic for the Disney Lands. This is actually on both of you, all right, both of you falls eight right, because you gotta teach the kids to be grateful on me, all right, for no matter what they get, because you know, they still went to an amusement mark, all right. And so I was kidding. I was pretty Farmer's pretty feed man, right, because other kids, they don't even have that opportunity on me. Like the first time I went to an Sperry farming, I was already eighteen, so I wasn't even really a kid anymore. But I try to do it for pretense in my head, like oh yeah, running around, I'm not young, but I was already like you know, like illegally an adult and everything. I don't want to get into technical terms again, but you know, eighteen when you're legally an adult or whatever in the court, all right, Just I was scared. Just tell him the truth they you know, tell him that, you know, Charlie Brown and Snoopy are feed vatos, all right, but you could tell him that Charlie Brown is not really Johnsmiths brother or whatever. But that's neither here nor that right now, right because you know, if you keep like telling them all Disneyland's better this and that, then they're gonna get caught up in all that. Fellow, you know what I mean? Well, really, when I see Snoopy a I feel good to me. I'm like, hey, that food gets down, you know, and that step peanuts. Charlie Brownie, Charlie Brown's grandma. You can't really understand her. I'm like, you know, all right, so and your kids will go to school, and you know there might be some kids I was like, oh, yeah, I was that Disneyland. I was on the Matterhorn or something like that. But when your kids will be like, so I was scared. I was on Zooma's Revenge A and it was feed Man. And you know what guaranteed the other kids are going to respect that. They're like, damn mana Zooma's Revenge Like I've never been there like that, Like, well, yeah, homie, you need to learn about it. And the female thing about not very farm on me is that you can bring can goods a or even like an empty sprike can or something like that and they'll give you like a five dollar discounts or they're about the planet to me. And you don't see that disney Land with me, you know. And we can't have Mickey Mouse running every block a all right, you have to have a little snoopies in there. You'll like Charlie Brown and Peanuts, tom me in all right, and that little fool come and say I'm out with a blanket that's our dirty home sold up to that food too, all right, because you know a lot of us can we get all dirty and play like that so we can relate and be nice to that about that, you know, just tell them to take a shower, you know what I mean? All right? So it's all I gotta say about that on me. Uh, this case is closed, So go continue your lives, acting right and showing your kids that they need to be grateful for every opportunity that they get, even though sometimes their dad lies to them my weekends. All right, that's what's up. Wow, what a case. More pop escort with Judge Creeper after these messages. 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She says she was hardly there and was kicked out of the apartment without her deposit. All right, all right, everybody ain't no no, not sit down, all right, everybody sit down on me, all right, But before we get into that details of this case on me, I've been informed that the parking lot is fully because some of your fools are taking up two spaces on me, all right, and they only have compact spaces they you know, all I'm saying. It says compact right there, so you shouldn't know that already. But some of you are like, oh not because I have my work truck and don't understand. But that's not the way the world works on me because I was get some of you are driving Dodge rams or my duly truck again and even part that the angle to be like nine needs two spaces. Um, but we're gonna give you a ticket, so go move your right right now or you'll be getting a ticket within about five to fifteen minutes on me. All right, but there's parking on the You just gotta go out there and find a spot out there. All right, what's what's up? Okay? Okay, all right? You were seeking payment of utilities right and you know that's pretty high. That's a pretty high number of mia. So can you give me the breakdown or what? Yeah? So, um that was like three months where the water, gas, and electricity including all right it miss licking bomb Um. You said you were kicked out. Yeah, she told me to leave because I give her anxiety. Yeah, your owner, she gets me a lot of anxiety. You know, she's like one of those girls who thinks she's a wetch It's where is that true? So? Were you like a weird or what? Yes? But not a bad witch? Okay, So did you like cast a spell on Jordan's to make her eyebrows fall out like that or no, she didn't do that. I just about being able to drive them in this Martie. All right, all right, order in the court, Ordering the court, alright, because you know, no offense me. You know, no one wants to tell you this. But it looks kind of scarier when hind I walk around with no eyebrows, you know, because we don't know how you're feeling. Like she's surprised or sad or what you know what I'm just saying on me. But that's neither here nor they're. All right, So tell me why your ex roommate, the witch, causes you anxiety like that? Okay. So it's like I said, she's a witch, you know. So she's been doing guy's of crazy stuff around the apartment, Like every morning, she'll like play a druma d chance, it's weird, and shove all these candles and I don't know, they just smell funny, like they're burn something else besides wax, you know, and they're just lit up everywhere. And she'll be drinking like kampucha that tastes like throw up, and she walks around the apartment with dirty feet Okay, I'm like, who does that? It's crazy? And you know, I'm a system's analyst and I gotta wake up Cooper early. And there's all this weird ship going on in the house and weird smells, you know. I told her that, you know, she had to go, and that's at your honor. I understand that we are in a good fit as roommates, but since I didn't get my deposit back, I figured she can take it from like what is old, but she refused to do that. I mean, hell yeah, I refused to do that. She left damage, okay, and like I still can't get her feet stains out of the shower. Her feet stains, do you understand? Like you know, it's like she stained it and it's already wet. I tried to use oxy clean, and um, I don't know a jacks and comment, but her feet stains have just proven to be too powerful. It's crazy. Damn, that's a trip by Hey, Casey, do you have a rebuttal for your feet? I tried to tell her that she has to use an earth friendly product. What she uses is from a corporation that doesn't care about the environment. The chemicals are harmful, for her too. She needs to use an all natural solution to take care of all my natural feat stains. That's the only way it can be done natural like vinegar, all right, you know what, you're right about that, all right. I used to go uh, I used to go out with this why heina, you know from my trophy class. That's nice. And she was into yoga. Isn't everything on me? Like that? A saints, that territ cards all that bell on me? All right? And I noticed that under her saint she had no cleaning products, only vinegar, homie, I mean, and her apartment was spotless onmie. It's just it's just smell like vinegar too much. It's like dang, you know, like like if those like like she was trying to fight off a vampire or something homing. So we had to bring up baby, and not because of the vinegar. Smile. It was you know, you know, we didn't just buy it. We didn't buy the same way, homie. She wasn't too other fellow, you know. And I tried to but I was like, because you know, she was feeding in other areas of life or whatever. But we don't have to get into that right now, homie. But she was like telling me crazy pell home, like, hey, I want to marry you and all this and that, and I'm really down to kick it, kick it, uh you know what I mean. But I'm not really thinking about settling down right now, homie, because you know, I'm a judge. I got a lot of court cases and a lot of things on my mentor, Holmie, so you know, I needed to separate on me like business from pleasure. And she was trying to combine everything like no, I want all of you and all of that, and I said, ain't kick back me. Huh. Plus with the vinegar smile is easy to just be like now I'm a jam you know. All right, So so I scared, I reached a verdict, call me okay, and it's come to my conclusions, ay that after much consideration, Holmies, I hereby order Casey to come back and get rid of her pata stains with vinegar, homie. All right, And when she's done that, get all the pats out that Jordan's. You know, you can't give her deposit minus the utilities. Okay, all right, So a case this miss and you know, go live your lives and keep your patas clean, and you know, like clean your path, but don't you too much vinegar because it kind of smells weird. All right, that's what's up. What an incredible decision by Judge Creeper. Tough but fair. We'll be right back after this. Now that's around. Here is the truth story. I bought the law and the law one law one. Hey there mess. The officer didn't need to make it. Get pissed off of her. I never met this woman before, but looking at you, I'm guessing this means one ain't trying to get called at them in the middle, just looking for says and maybe under griddle he'll treat me to jail. Don't wan't no trouble, just wanted some pussy then maybe under couple. I'm a simple man. It ain't a simple time. Went hunting for trim and cross that beIN blue line. Now it's ten days in county drinking trot let wine. How the cow get when? And that look this fine. I've been locked up a whole mess of times for smoking grass as the county line, for eating hass on company time, for stealing dines from the march up dying lies, but this fullshit is the worst one yet. Didn't even get get my pecker web. I can't be leave that it's gone this far. Didn't see the fun of shore on the back of her tharn. I'm a simple man, but I ain't doing a simple time. I went on and for trim, and I crossed the and blue line. Now it's ten days in county drinking toilet wine and didn't know cos tad wham and that could look so fine. Somebody called me a cob. Get me out of here, held me out, Jesus Moses the dog on devil. Anybody be careful out there, fellas. Think with the head on your shoulders, not the woman your bridges. Snitches get stitches. Mm mmm mmm mmm m m m whom we got that laughter for your soul. And now tuned into the breaking on this show, the plaintiff is one e to Carmelita. She runs her own busy salon host a radio show and claims that her boyfriend Peter spent one weekend last month with whores. She isn't asking for money because she makes her own money. She just wants an explanation. The defendant is Peter. He says he didn't spend the weekend with horrors he was at a tennis tournament, advanced to the finals and one. All this without j C by his side. He is only seeking peaceful conflict resolution, all right, all right, everybody say down right, you don't have to keep doing like that. All right before we get home, man, I need to informulate that in a car outside and uh, you know that there's only one little window crack. I don't know. I think he's okay, hol me, but he's asleep or hopefully he's asleep or just meditating or something right now, right, but if you have that car with a perito in it, they might want to go check out that four or maybe he's in a deep meditation. So just let him be. All right, so's what's up a dog? Oh check it out? He he must be out of his meditation now because I was probably in barking right there. All right, so never mind, then, just go ahead and disregard uh or omit hold me. I don't want to get our technical again on me, but you can omit that what I just said, the low with a type ri right there. Just just take that one out day, all right, okay, So j C, can you stay your case me? Huh? Okay, judge. Well, you know that Peter knows that I worked long hours, you know, all hours that that day. Okay, sometimes steven days, don't eat. I happy at work, busting my ass, busting my ass, okay, so that we cut have nice things and I can have Peter nice things. You know. Yeah, I have been working. I was supposed to work to out ten, and Cover knew. He knew, like, okay, yeah, she'll be there to ten. Now. She usually is working on hard and everything. Okay, butt on, my last appointment had canceled. So I went home and I said, oh, it'll be a nice surprise, you know, to see Peter two hours earlier than what we had expected. And I walked into the garage, you know, to the garage. The washing room is right there, and I opened the door and he was there, putting us close into the wash petal. He looked at me like I com started, you know, like if I cut him doing something and he's washing the evidence, you know, home washed the clothes. And he was kind of musty, like he was being real physically active, you know, and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize, oh he's all musty. Like that better that last time we rammed. He only lasted about maybe forty seven to forty nine minutes normally pretty moore, we go or judge, sorry, we go about at least an hour and a half. You know, I like it, and he does too, and he does it consistent. He does his breathing in the cavern, all that we do our stretches, and we get it in better forty seven minutes. He knows that's not gonna cut it. And I know he's capable of at least an hour and an hour, and I have mini more so obviously he's getting it somewhere else, you know. And I just can't live like that. After all I do and all that I have and all that I provide and everything, and he's going out scamming with hors like that, all his little horse that he has lined up and has some scheduled lambusting my ass. That's what you're doing, a sleeping with those little horsy order in the court. Order in the court. Okay, okay, yeah, Peter, let me say you state your case on me, your honor. I'm not sticking with these horns at all. And first of all, madly in love with j C. And I've been taking a diuretic to control my blood pressure. Jac you know that, and that is why I can't go much more than fifteen minutes right now. Well, it must be a coincidence. And Jay c let him speak, all right, And yes, I was playing a tennis tournament and yeah, a girl gave me I cramped between between the semifinals and the finals match, I did cramp up, and a lady did gave me a banana to help the cramps. And it did happen, and that was it. And then I played the match and I'm OK, yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's not all she gave you. Huh, I'm sure that's not all she gave you. She'said good luck when the finals, and but she was stupid. I know that. I don't like her. I I pre threatened her for you what dumb what dumb horror carries banana. I'm good at this and now you're not good at nothing, Peter Spee, besides being on thirsty feating bananas two random people. Okay, to do my man, Let Peter speak, all right. And after the tournament, I did come home and I did wash my clothes all my what because it does get must you don't like that, and I just wanted to clean up, and I also wanted to look nice before I give you this trope. Oh day, you got a trophy on. I'm just gonna save it for later, but I'll just do it here. I wanted to give show you this trophy that's a big trop here and look look at what it's engraved on. First place Caro for you. I look it said right here j C's man, first place, that one in the San Diego tennis tournament I got. I didn't know. I look at that day. I was that day, and I thought you were being with the horse. Although that corona you let her give you the banana, didn't you? How convenient? Huh? I? But look, baby, first please, I'm sorry, baby. You know I get crazy. It was a close one to j C. It was a three hour match. I barely pulled it out, you know. I hit a fourhand down the line right at the end. I was thinking just of you, Oh you always pull it out. Hey, you guys all right, say here for the bedroom me. I'm gonna stop taking that direct to maybe what you might need it because their blood pressure is definitely gonna right come. Your coat on all right, all right, your tennis out in the corporroom. All right. Now you're turning me out. Okay, you can't do that here, all right, Peter. Okay, so he order in the cord or whatever, I thank you, order in the corner, all right. So obviously I don't need to make a decision on this because they just worked it out on me. And that just goes to show the importance of just talking things out on me, you know what I mean, because a lot of times it was like, no, let's take it to court, and they get a little excited hop me, they get a little trigger happy, like because I want to be on you know, on Papa's cord and I want everybody to see my situation, when when actually you could have just talked it out on me. So congratulations to my Prima j C and Peter Tambien for j C finding out that Peter actually it wasn't with horrors at all on me, that he was actually winning a tournament and she has him on check so hardy that he got j C's man put at his name on the trophy after winning first place. I direct we are a match Jo alright, So hey take this as a lesson to stock it out on me, all right before you come to the courts. All right, so uh adjourn or whatever. I don't wanna get our technical again that you say when over work a turn, all right? As what's up? I'm incredible. Perhaps the best decision I've ever witnessed the decision to love Tune in next week to the Profess with Judge Creeper It for tuning into another episode and a Frankie in Your Net show presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies time So Olivia Net, the homie earned dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kambia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me. You know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it rasa enough tunity on the get down and if you get a chance, told me he's gohead and rate and review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of the Frankie n That show. That's what's soft right there,

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