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The Flying Encherito

Published May 11, 2022, 10:00 AM

Frankie sits down with his parents to talk about some of their funny dating stories. Junior’s tio says he was an original member of Cypress Hill in Believe It or Nah. The Elote Man saves the day.

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Hey, what's up, homies, It's Frankie. Welcome to Friends and Familia. Uh yeah, yeah, so we're on our twenty fourth episode. Thanks to everybody who's been listening. Um. Yeah, So for this twenty four episode, I got a couple of special guests here. It's my mom and dad. You also, please give it up my mom and dad. What's up? Mom and dad? What's up? What's up? Just right here, that's what's up with me? Uh yeah, yeah. For those who don't know, my mom and dad have been, uh, you know, probably my biggest influence in life, strong supporters. Uh yeah, yeah, they pretty much you know, came from nothing and uh made good things happen and made me, made me believe that I could do make anything happen. And so I credit them for all my success and everything. But yeah, they've been married for forty three years now, is that right? Yeah? Forty three years. And uh and you guys dated for eight years before that, right, eight years? So with that for forty three plus eight, what's that calculations on me? Yeah, it's a long time one. Yeah, yeah, so thanks, So fifty one years and and so dad, you borrowed your sister's car you were sick sixteen, that's when the first date was. Yeah, pretty much I was yeah, yeah, I was fourteen, But that's that day, that first day I was my fifteenth birthday. He was taking me out for my fifteenth birthday. Remember, Marios and Saviors wrote Mexican Food, Mario's Mexican Food for all those homies that remember Mario's. And I went to the after that, Marios went to the sky the skye driving, the sky vee driving. He went to the driving driving. That's all the school ship right there, that's what's up. Yeah, but we have barely got there, and I had to be home at ten o'clock. Oh yeah, yeah, because and then you know, my my dad was a sergeant. So we a we went to the driving. We barely hooked up that big old right there on the window, and I got one ease were little kids a little Were you nervous in that moment, Pops or you're like, n no, she's down to make out. I was ready, but anyway, we had to go, oh yeah, did you get to finish the movie? At least maybe not even halfway through? Not even halfway through, and we had oh no, it barely started. It barely started, but you know it was kind of good. I don't even know, tuts if I ever shared this with you, but after fifty no, no, no, but I know, seriously, this is a true story I had taken. I do you remember those pants that I were? They were burgundy. They were kind of velvet, like velvet, Yeah, yeah, crushed velvet back in the seventies. Well, I took them. You remember that cleaners over their five points in the old part by a month stereo? What was it ross? Cleaners? Was it ross? It was ross? Who I took the velvet pants because I wanted them to be nice for our day. And they smelled like gasoline. Oh, from the cleaners, from from the cleaners. Oh damn. I took them to the cleaners and they had like this funky smell like gas. I don't know. They used some kind of chemicals to clean them. Anyway. I guess you didn't notice. You didn't say anything. He was so out. You don't want the gasoline, alright, I don't catch fire. Just hope this hope doesn't fire up anything, because I've explode. I would have better fireball on our first day. Oh my god. No, But the day went nice. They were overpowered the tackles and took away that gas. That's what's up. M m m m m hm m whom we got that laughter for your soul and now to get into the freaky king your show. This program contains real stories from listeners like you. You will hear from actual participants, and I witnessed from each unexplained phenomenon. The views and opinions expressed are those of the speakers and may not reflect the opinion of the network or its affiliant they'll present. Believe it or not, You're not gonna believe this food. So, my dear, he said that he used to be in cypris here like that. He was the fourth member food before they added air Bobo. Even so, the original crew food, according to him, was be Real sand dog mugs and then my Deal food. So we were watching the documentary and everything, and he had to go outside food in the backyard, and he was all crushing a newman guns, all crazy. He was stopping him all mad food, like was aggression. But I was like, hey, why are you mad Deal? Why are you being like that? Like they're from south Gate Food and you grew up in north Ridge, you know. But he was like, nah, Like I used to go there on weekends and kick it and we used the freestyle and everything back in the day with them. And I said man, Deal, you're lying food, because you know, he'd be lying sometimes and he did something called um like angel dust back in the day. I guess foods from his day like ronic because he was he's older the food. He's even way older than Cypersal fool. That's why I'm like this fool's lying, you know. And my pop said that this food Mike Deal had done so much Angel does food that like it it messed with his brain, like so much food that he can't kick it like like normal, you know. Ever since then, um, he did some time food. Yeah, he did time for for Sally Nick for Sally Angel does so anyways food. You know, I left him alone back there to like vent or whatever. He's crushing the cans and to talk to the cans. So I had went back inside, fool, you know, and all of a sudden he jamp. So we looked everywhere for him food. We went to the back, to the shed, to the side of the house where that cans are. Food he was in order to be found. Like it was a trick because you know, every time he leaves food and he'll just be like, oh, I'm going to the store like it's you know, because he's he's still kind of is off that ship a little like not like that he's still doing that food, but it's so much in his sister because he did so much angel dust back in the day food that like every time he leaves, everybody gets kind of worried, you know. So you know what food? I asked him because he was talking after he watched the documentary Food. I said, he so, if you say you were in type of heal with deal, then like show us some proof, you know. And he said he you know that song, um, the Funky Feel one, And I said, yeah, everyone knows it pretty much, you know. Then he said that he wrote it food and I was like, what food? You know. Everybody was like, what is this we're talking about? And he looked at me all said your food and then he said I'm funky Phil And I was like, what are you talking about? THEO Phield? Oh wait what? Oh damn? I was like, hey, that fool's name is Phil though, so you know, I forget sometimes food because nobody really calls him by his first name. But now I'm like, oh, damn, ship maybe food, you know what I mean? It is my THEO philm And you know, the Funky Field one. So it's a tread fool. So right now we're trying to you know, to investigator to see what the truth is. Was my deal a fourth member of Cypress Hill Food or is he just tripping? You know, it's up to you listeners and viewers to believe it or nah, I'm so so yeah. So you guys told me there was her mom. There was a funny story that you told me that you were embarrassed about her something. But when you guys were dating, your dad needed a haircut and you told him you could cut his hair. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he you know, he trusted me and I failed in that area because and for those who don't know, my dad is like a a very it was a very good dresser with his pants, dress florides, calling and making sure everything was on point home. That was the biggest turn on for me with your dad. He was a sharp, best dresser man. His pants were always creased, his shirt, he always had the dress florides going on. He looked good and he smelled good. And yeah he didn't smell like gosoline. That was me. But that was only on one occasion. But but what happened with this haircut. Wow. He told me that he needed to go get a haircut. So I told him, you know what, I think I could give you a nice little trim. You know. No, it was looking good at first, but they're like, my creative juices just started flowing like that, man, maybe I could make it look a little better, like I could have more style to it, you know, because he was like so old school. It was just slicked bad. You know. I thought I'm gonna had some style right here. And I just kept going and going and going. Oh and there was no turning back on me. What happened? You took the fade up too higher? What was the ambry go? What did he look like? I just had a pile of hair in the bathroom, and your dad looked in the mirror, and he got another mirror and he looked behind. He was out of there. He was out. End result was a disaster, like a super cut commercial. Like, hey, this is what happens if you don't super cut commercial gone wrong. That's what it was. And so and then you said you saw him on the boulevards and used to cruise Saviors back in the day. Man, he I knew he was mad. Because he didn't call me, and I said, okay, well he's mad. So on Sunday, so he was a rectorn of your call because of the hair he was. Back then we didn't have cell phones and or nothing. It was just you know, you call him the rotary phone, not even no message, no message is nothing. So he didn't call me. So I was with my home girl. We're cruising down Saviors on Sunday and I told him, mad Ler, he hasn't called me. I know he's mad. So I see him. He's got a bean on and we and we get close and he ux down. He doesn't even want to see me. Gold me. I felt bad. I felt bad a beating. Yeah, he had a beanie on he had to wear at summers. Yeah, he didn't call me, like man, I'm gonna say, at least three weeks later he needed the hair to go back. He probably don't even want to see you. He the with the like looking like that him he did it. So what happened that it looked like you gotta check my a weed whacker? What was the status of its apatche or little islands of hair? You can't even describe. It was undescribable. I mean, it was like something I don't know, man, was a nightmare. I know, at first it was good and then I thought I'm gonna make it better and better, and no, it just went bad. Oh my gosh. Yeah, so at least he bounced back from that, obviously, So the hair grew back and it's like, all right, let's kick it again. And yeah, yeah, he got over it. He got over it. 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But so you guys were going to a Rick James concert, and so you know they had to save up money for that, and all the money goes to that, and you guys were broke, well you had you know, you just we were broken. I was always hungry, So you guys are like, all right, instead of having to buy food at the concessions at the concert, let's stop at talk about right before it was that the plan well, because I was hungry and your dad was running day because he had to work. And of course you need at least the hour and a half to do the crease downs all that, you know, Yeah, yeah, Dad, you would probably iron and how long to take you to get ready because everything had to be creasy because I remember when I went through my little, my little want to beach stage and I got dickies and all that, and your mom you were like, you ain't wearing that, and that's like, no, no, if he's gonna do he's gonna do it right, and my dad will wake me up at five three in the morning and make me crease my pants, my shirt, my dickies, everything. And so that was your process that getting ready for this concert. Yeah, about about an hour. I had done some work the night before, so with with that, maybe less than an hour to get get when we get ready and out the door. Yeah, but we were running late because you were you at work and then you then you have to go home, shower and get creased up everything. Okay, okay, so you guys are on your way to the concert, and then you got hungry, so stop that talk. And I told him just drive through Taco Bell because um, I was a little bit hungry and I didn't want to get to the concert hungry, so I ordered an Inturior. Those intritoes were good back in the day, huh when they first started. So I got an introto right, So they put the introto like in a little um cardboard like little boat. It's like a little boat. So we're running late going through Pch because that was apparently the faster way, but I don't know, you know, I'm Pch. It got the one little wind for those who don't know, that's highway in Los Angeles area. So I'm munching on my introto and he turns that wild ben right there on PCCh you know where that lookout point is, and the introto just took flight, just took flight. Man lander flew up in the air and landed right on Gants. Oh with all the intarrito juices, the sauce, everything that cheese got on the shirt too, the pants, so what was dropping Christop dickies and a dress shirt? Absolutely yeah, my dress shirt with you know, my chrestoff dress pantent that was over man. Flip with you and your mom said, no, no, just wipe it. You look all right, Come on because you're going to see Rick James, right, you don't want to respect Rick James dressed like a nintarrito to a concert a little all of our time. It's a good. First of all, I was pissed because I lost my inn torito and I had barely started eating that. What about. Second of all, he went he turned back and we had to go all the way back to walk. Oh yeah, Dad ain't going out, like no, no, no no, So you went back and then you change real quick that I earn your pants again. Not real quick, not real quick quick enough. We were there, but you made it on time for Rick James. Yeah, we we missed part of the opener, and we missed part of Denise Williams. She was the opener for Rick James that day. Okay, but so you didn't see any of Denise Williams. We saw the tail in the Denise a little bit, a little bit, yeah, and then Rick James. Oh yeah, Stone City Band. I'll tell you one thing, there's never going to be another band like Stone City Band. For all you youngsters out here that don't understand that rough talent there you go. Yeah, for those who don't know my mom and dad or die hard music fans in general, but also fun uh you know they that's what I grew up on. That's what they raised me on. But you know Rick James what my mom calls her Ricky Rick Oh my Ricky went to his funeral everything. Oh yeah, we went to his funeral and so so that's why you know, my dad couldn't show up with the torrito stains the man Rick James that you were telling about that it's okay, just thing black as I wanted to get there, you know, on time. But that's a story. We were whipping around so the so the intry, so it was I get it pH you know for those who know, it's on the Pacific, you know, Pacifical Highway, so you're on the one. And we were in the Volkswagen. He borrowed his confather's Voltswagon. Okay, so we were in a little Volkswagon zipping around those curves right there on PC. Because the container of the intry or shape backup boat, so it's ready for launch. It was more let's just call it a launching pad. That's what it was. So I don't get it. So you were actively eating or you're holding it up. And then when then I turn hit and it just I said, when say why you're just driving? You just watching? Don't land on your lap? What are you kidding? Bed me seriously. It was a slow motion say wait and then Toto and I'm like, oh yit frying the torito colde red. I'm PC. I had both hands and I couldn't have no defense. I just had to watch it. This boom, you know, I couldn't take my hands off. The wheel was right in the middle of the tourney that was and I hit. I knew we were gonna have to turn back. Oh yeah, yeah, daddy going especially not to see Ricky Rich like you look good and it's okay. Wipe it when you you knew damn well that we got in Torino cheese all over his knee. I take some of the onions ended up on his mustache. Bang. You made it back, Pops, to get your good time. It was worth it. It was a great time. He had a great time. Man forgot all the about the flying and tubido and everything. A good Yeah, that's a beautiful story. Well, thank you guys, love you very much. Shout out to my mom and dad, Larry and Terry is right here in the building on me. We love you, We love you, and thank you to all of my son's fans. We love you very much. Yeah, I'll see you on the next one. I know you both got more stories. I know the listeners are gonna be like, hey, should just have your mom and dad on the whole time. After fifty three years, you got a lot of stories. I thought it was fifty one. Now tomorrow, I don't know it's a fifty one or fifty three, Okay, y'all. Thank you for tuning in four episode. I hope you enjoyed the friends and Familia Frankie and also the Frankie on the Show podcast. Shout out the entire heart media, Will farroh in the crew Big Money Players, and uh yeah, take care of yourself, take care of Familia, and know we got love for you over here on me. That's what suck o. Che sent there for tuning into another episode on The Frankie in your next show. Becausened by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network. Shout out to the homies hands Olivia, the Homie earn Dog here in the studio, James Frids, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J, Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me. You know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. I saw an opportunity on the get Down and if you get a chance, told me it's go ahead and rank and review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie that show. 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