Creeper, OG and Ruben get in touch with nature. Bucky Johnson Jr.'s debuts newest country hit. Special guests Sheng Wang and Cory Loykasek join in.
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Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? Me? Huh, hey, what's up? Not much? I'm just packing up and getting ready going to camping trip with all the homies. And you do let me hear it? What do you come with? I don't know. What do you call a barl with no teeth? Me? Huh? I'dve you bear? That's fun? All right? I got one for you now, all right? You ready? How does a tree get onto the internet? I don't yeah, it logs on. I don't know this one. Oh, okay, bye, I'll talk to you literally. Okay, love you. We got that laughter for your soul. And now to get into the freaky you on this show. Tired of inferior bear repellents made out of low grade pepper, Royal, will look no further and try the bear Sapper five thousand by Rams City. Our pepper scientists have scoured the earth to bring you the hottest pepper combination allowed by law. You might say it's barely legal. We've mixed chi laka habaettos and a pepper so hot we dare not speak at snake. This spray is so put that the bear won't know what hit him. Raw. 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They had told me like, hey, we come out there to recharge, like deep into the mountains, and I'm already feeling it. Homie' sound scared like dang you know so, yeah, let's take it in there. Yeah yeah, well white, I am not snow all about patch stung. Yeah, recharge my ass. What if a bear rolls up on us, I'm never throaching us? Was what the bear before? Hey, come on, but more there's no bears trying to throach in castles with you. And think about all the bears in the communities. Hey, there's Yogi bear, Like, yeah, you might steal your sandwiches and there team, but you know you're just trying to kick it on me, the one that pays like guitari the bear necessities a buga. There's a one with the mental health issues. Hey it's the uh we need a poos on me? Yeah boo. You know he's walking around with no panton and just a jar with whatever all strong arm change, just watching it like, oh, but that way they learned, you know, to stay away from drugs and everything. Hey, but I was scard. We should get something needed before we hit up deeper into the mountains. There's not gonna be nothing else. You look right here, I'm hungry man, Like, hey, I'm gonna pull up to this drive struck it out. Yeah, pull up all stackles. What kind of places is? Yeah? Ho? Hey, first of all, don't just respect to your establishment order, But why is it called all l stackles on me? Is your owner name Ola? His name is Matt, Well, then it should be called match stockles. Don't you think? I don't know? That doesn't sound very authentic. Yeah, well I gets your about that. I don't care if it's called I'm hungry card used the work in the warehouse and that was a nickname of the guys gave me. H yeah, that makes sense. Tell me, uh oh, what what you sound like? All right? Can I get six? We don't have cornaa, we've got chicken and we've got yeah, yeah, the steak hold me. I'll take that Carden sata okay, three steak tacos? And do you want to go mega on that? Now? I'll just take a cilan thrown onions on me? Okay, so that is mega style? Do you want to go mega style? That's our regular just the first what do you mean mega? No? No, no, we'll just take sasita. You know when the cilan throwing the onion's just crazy? Um? Sorry? Yeah? Do you want this fusion ship me? So? You're telling me to get it a regular style. I have to get ultra style. Then what's regular brailer is um the steak and right, this is crazy and the steak and rice right inside there? All right, hey, Holmie, So uh yeah, So you're telling me that any additional thing makes it ultra or mega that's right. Yeah. That puts the ability to kind of customize the taco or burrita or what have you in your hand still including Cheeseli, you're the way I just get you know what, Just get us a guest idea, Holmi. Okay, you guys want cheese on that? Well? Yeah, hol MEI that's what makes it a guess idea is that there's cheese in it. Cast well, is the fact that it's the tortilla folded in half with like not ch chili guess because it has castle in it. On me, that's what makes it a guess idea. You know what I'm saying. She's talking about, man, Yeah, not you know what, Holmie, Just give me eight steak strip whatever les all right, I'll truck out on the point. We will take whatever. Okay, that's it on me for the whole thing, all right, puto, Okay, you it up on your own. Yeah, exactly, ye put that in and okay, finally probably I don't know, twenty minutes right, all right, all right, you guys want to go rapid style, rappy little style, all right, and we'll right right here in this parking theme right here that says rapp This place is weird creep all right? Oh, thank you on me, dang, that was rappie. You go with you, Okay, thank you, creeper. That's here the funding me home. Oh well it's food. Does it have any flavor? But there was ROPPI I'm gone. That was deal. All right, Let's heart up into the mountain. Then onmies. M mmmmmmmmmmm. Hey man, you're hungry. What do you feel like? You? Mexican? He too, so you're thinking what I'm thinking that? Yeah, baby, say it on the tree you know where we had one too. Yeah, yeah, make a sou or to Stout Nott stout and always says chicken strips, say strips. They got that grip for me. Can't boo. I'm a hunger riscon because what's up? Guys? This is Matt Dawn. You here, the head of it, old eyes tacos. Listen, sa audios to hunger. Come on down five seven Friday nights. We got half of our virtualties. Come back Saturday morning if you brunch matts work. We got that laughter for your soul and now tuned into the Frankie on this show. Here we are homies, all in the nature's in everything. Hey, someone's good. Let's over here right here. This is a trip. I feel like I'm on the Discovery chan or something. You know what I mean? You coming to sleep in the car? Why would you do that? Mere? Come on me. That's not getting connected with natures. You need to be Are you with us? Are sleeping on the earth, so we could be all connected and everything right here we're keeping on the ground. Flop makes me feel more at home. Well, we're not at home right now. A little bit weird that you just said that, because we're out here right now. But with that later, Homie, because that's neither here nor there. The point is that you should see if I hear Homie that dance. So we could just you know, fully involve ourselves in the nature. They nature. Hey, it's important to respect nature. The indigenous people of this land believed that everything was created by the sky Father and the sky Mother. All the beauty you see around you was because they rammed, and they rammed a lot, at higher amounts than ever seen before. In one hour ram session. They created the world because it was too hard to rammin the sky. They created land to lay down to have sexual relations comfortably. They created mountains for the sky Mother to lay down with the rassa so that the sky Father can get a better angle to ram just boom and took them both by surprise. They made passionate, passionate, sweet love Nicole, and so I was scared. She squirted so much. It was this great, great explosion out of prepenor that created rivers and streams and ponds and oasis in the desert. The sky Father shot, he's followed you so far into the sky because she got him off. The sky Mother got him off that much that he created stars in the sky and the universe from how far this votto busted Just boom, You know, soon she was pregnant and gave birth to Jingle that w likely fish trees, long top stirrels. Bell. Don't let that came from so enjoy me. Let it, let it touch your heart, because we are connected by the earth, which was created by the crazy ram session between the skype Skype said has a lot of wisdom and knowledge. Right there, homie, I wonder I always like the sound of rivers. That's a trip. Yeah. I'm gonna respect nature more right now. I gotta pee, all right, Yeah, that's all good. Three more. Just walk a little ways out there. Go show some respect to little trees over there. Ah damn, this isn't so bad to pee outside and be one with the land. The O g was right? Wait? Oh is that? Oh? Fuck that a snake? Oh? Fuck, motherfucker? Hey, what happened? People are? What's gory? Nor over there? Nah? Snake beat me in the vega. Oh ship on me. Hey, we gotta help with me, because that's how that about. The Steve Irwin Dyer didn't get before. Wait to hear us, doctor, I'm not feeling good, damn me. I've seen this on the Animal Planet day and they said that the only way to get the vendom out on me is to just suck it out here. We are ram cramming country. They would know. J. S. Joy. I've been living in the woods for half of my life, trying to avoid enough or angry ex wife. Every time I go to town, I get nothing but trouble up a dune. Now it's been good to me till a copperhead beat me in the place where I be no. My pector swelling up and I'm seeing double well, I'm snake bit, hitting the dead walking around what the heart and look sick, hollering out for hellping and elpy holly, Yeah, I'm snake did. I'm wondering why ended up here taps painting the die of his painting my ball. I used to be a baller with this painting my ball. I used to be a baller. I'm snake bit. Always wanted my dick to be bigger, but not like this. Somebody pulled the trigger and put me out of this. This Maseren never thought i'd miss her, but I do. I suppose because she can suck a ball through a garden hold and maybe she could take this poisoning out of me. I'm stay dead. Didn't the dead walking around with a hole that looks sick hollering out for him and had the hard Yeah, I'm stay bad. I'm wondering why ended up here, just waiting to die of this painting my ball. I used to be balling with this painting my ball. I used to be a bother. I'm stake dead. Yeah, I'm stay dead, snake dead. M m m m m m. We got that laughter for your soul and now tuned into the FRANKI Ki on this show premore. Yeah, I've been trying to call your ex ladies on me to see you think I get the venom out here, but we're not getting reception of Yeah, you know you can just be it out here, creeper, give him some water, I repeat, O G. The only way you can get the venom out is to suck it out. And since you can't get ahold of any of my ladies, well, then there's only one thing that can be done. You're gonna have to let me die. Ye, you're right, Po. We've been best for and you know I do anything for you, but I can't do that on me because if I suck your wei, then it's gonna be weird between us and we'll be able to kick it no more. One of us is definitely gonna have to move to Texas or something. On me. If we can't kick it, then just let me die, for you're like a sun to me. Me and I'm sorry it had to be this way. I just I want to tell you by yours there's definitely a place happened for you. Happy most always, kid, Thanks everything you're talking on me always having my pack and you know, I'm sorry it headed in this way. Hold me by you getting bitten by the snake in the world? N pell pell Okay, well, we love you. We'll see you on the other side. It's all good, It's all good, all right, see another side. I'm more repet a. How are you boy doing a park ranger about? Hey, my my pretymo got bit by a snake on me in the dead. Uh. So you know we're saying our the byes and everything. Oh y'all must not be from around here. Huh because, as everyone knows, there's no poison snakes at these parts. Oh damgn that? Why does he look like the blue hanging holm that got all big on Willy Wonkas? What's your name on me? It's Violet's park ranger of our too. The saint isn't poisonous, then, why does my body hurt so much? Okay? Hey, what's that over there? Is that an oldest tacos bag? Well, there's your corport right there. Y'all probably got food poison it actually park Ranger that we did. It was the last preace to weep before we got deep into the mountains. We actually got the the mega ultra tacos. That's the steak strip one. Oh no, you didn't go ultra style, did you with the salsa? Yeah? No, I think we did. Yeah, I mean we did. We even got the mat style and that's the problem. It wasn't cook long enough. Yeah, it looks like you're partner here got food poisoning. Everyone around here knows to stay away from older's tacos. Heah. But Parking drop though? How come Rouping got sick? And I don't feel nothing on me? Oh shoot, wait a minute, Yeah, I don't know what the damn smell like a dead bear out here. I'm gonna let y'all handle this. Just just drink a lot of liquids, or you can pump in the river. I don't have a ship all right out, you take care. Oh give me some pepto bishcuo or something or seven up and some moistile lansing. We got that lactor for your soul. And now too the into the breaking king on this show. Hey, Papa, remember that time he told me you were camping with the homie and he tried to set his fart on fire, but it's sucked back into a school and he had to take him to the hospital. No, yeah, a guy was working with did that. Oh man, so what happy? So they had to take him to the hospital. They were eating beans that they were like camping and they were around they were eating beans, you know, uh regular reefright beans, and so they started they said, hey, they go wonder for that really worked, So they started doing that. So one of the guys that I was working with, he just bent over and and when when they when he ripped one, the flame actually went inside his asset and burned the inside of his asshole inside. Yeah, the yeah, there's gas, you know, the gas went from there to the outside. But when those silk gas inside of him that he hadn't blown out yet, so the fire went inside of the ass So they had to take him to the hospital. Burned his inside a trip because he missed for a whole week ago. What happened? Man, He's like, you felt all stupid, you know, he was, Man, you you're not gonna believe what happened. Man, He goes this is crazy. He goes back, you know it's true. What Yeah, it sounds like a real paint in the ass. You know. Uh, I gotta call me on. I'll talk to you later, Okay, pap, okay, all right. Love you for tuning into another episode of The Franki Next Show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies hands Olivia, Nick, the Homie earned Dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Bugs, the legendary soul assassins by Melia. You know how we do homie tunity on the get down. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie on that show. That's what's soft right there,