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Yeah on me. So I went to lunch with this white hand I right from my trollopick class, and usually I don't be mixing business with pleasure like that, a you know what I mean. But she was all cute and everything on me, and her glutious muscle man was was out feed man, you know what I mean. She was all about positive vibes and everything to mean, so I could have passed up the opportunity. And she goes, hey, like, let's go to this restaurant that I like. It's bombed and I said, yeah, whatever you want me, let's call. And I had ordered this bomb mask real by stay on me, but damn tripped out on this on me. She said, hey, this isn't real. It's not real meat. And I said what for. She goes, yeah, it's impossible meat, and I go, but how was that possible? I mean, there's blood on my play dog. And she said that's not blood, creeper, that's beat juice. And I said, oh, dang, so it's not for reals and she goes, nah, it's not for reals, and I said, okay, then you don't mind me paying with counterfeit money then, and I explain I didn't say like that. But then the hind I saw a bunch of her home girls right there at the Spottish she invited them to come sit with us. Say, and I've never been around that many white hunders at once, all at the table and everything, and two of them were named actually, so I was like trip out. And I had learned a lot about them, the homie and I hearned that they really like astrology. You know a lot of people like astrology, but to be all at the same table at once, all into astrology, I was like, Oh, it's like a white hund activities or most of the the handas were into it because you know, they had just broke up with their man and they're trying to figure out what happened, why did the relationship go sound or whatever, you know, so they're they're like looking for answers. So they went up to the astrologicals or whatever. But that's either here nor there on me, uh, because she started asking me like when was my berth? Lad you know, when was I born? On me? And she goes, oh, like you're a Burgo and she said, wow, you are romantically compatible with tourists and coppercorns, And I said, okay, that's what suck like. Are you one of those? And she said no, I'm a Gemini. So I told her I was your last and actually but not for real, as I say, well, what about the Ashley's then, and she goes, hey, that's messed up. Don't be hollering now, my friends. I said, well, you said we're not compatible and you're all into astrology, so let me see, you know, if we can match up with other ones. And she goes, nah, So yeah, I just paid for the building, I jam. But yeah, I mean I went home. Man, I was getting all curious, like, hey, that's a trip that they're all into that bellow like that, and so I started to look it up, but mostly I couldn't stop thinking about the Ashley's it because every pretty feedman um. But yeah, I just kept it moving home and I started to look up all the signs and everything how relationships are connected to the outer space activities and so yeah, homi, I found a lot of information about to kick it to you right now. This is the astrologicals were creeper, right, we got that laughter for your soul. And now to then to the Frankie you on this show, all right, homies. So the first signing is Pisces on me, all right, and that's a water sign, all right, which means you probably like to swim and take showers, like oh yeah, I'm in the water homes right time. Or maybe you're one of those about those they like to go the inner tubes or what I'm saying. Down the river with your compos and everything. You or drinking pistol and you're like, hey, type of beers right here, and another floating in the cooler next to me, and you're making all kind of noise and everything. So all the foods that are fishing, they're all like da. It's also fulled shut up. For all the people that actually live by the river, they're like, dang, these fools are being allowed. But then they can't really call it cops on me because you're just floating by, you know. So it's like I'll see you later because I'm living in my life and it's all about me right now, my homies, all right. And then you know, Pisces are known to be empathetic and compassionate homie, like, hey, you know, I have compassion towards whatever you're feeling right now. But they can also be too sensitive on me and they get overpowering emotions, you know what I mean, Like I can control it. I'm acting however right now. So it's like, oh, you know, calm down, um so. And some of the negative traits it can be, you know, associated with that, they're like being moody or too sensitive or overthinking. It's like, oh, you're probably doing that. And because you wanted this and the A to B, you can till it. And it's like, now, Holmie, actually I are just trying to go to the store to get a slurpee and hers she uh chocolate bar with almonds. And you thought I was doing all this and that because you were overthinking. Because there are pisces alright, so and advice on that, Holmi. Just mix it up. Hey, try new things. You don't get out there, homie. I know, like, oh, you don't want to go bungee jumping in because Pocos kind of played out or whatever. And you know, bungee cords have been known to to break. So when I say try new things, don't go bungee jumping in Acapuco. And a couple of famous spisces are justin Bieber and some moan bios. Hey, yeah, and I think about it home me. I think I did see Justin Bieber on on an inner tube one time, right there, Ragio Waterson. Yeah, they couldn't get mad at there. But he's Justin Bieber so they just left him a bottleholl Park. So that's what's up all right now. The next one home is a querious Hey, al right, And this one is an air sign HOLMEI alright, So I'm not sure what that means because that like is it just mean doesn't go up in the airs and made out of a can we see it? But yeah, you probably can't see it or else you don't know, like like oh, I'm an Aquarius, so yeah, it's somehow they put it in the air like that, all right. So the weakness of Aquarius on me, it is like being aloof for me. So being aloof means like, oh, you're just doing whatever, like you're like right there, but now now you're over here because you're aloof, all right. So and some kind of some like dumb things that like um aquariuses can do for me. It's like the Loser keys a lot, like that's the action culture on me actually, And he's like oh, dude, where's in my car? And that's a trip a because Action Culture is in fact an aquarius on me. So yeah, but he made a hit movie out of that situation on me, So congratulations, that's what's up. And aquariuses are attracted to smart people, all right, and you know so like intellect is the greatest aphrodisiac, you know what I'm saying to me. And so when acton Culture hooked up with Dami, more me and she's already been through a lot and everything we've seen in ghosts, like, okay, this one has not dumb homing. She could do potteryrolection, got the calculations, and she had had her way with them homi, and they ram crazy even though she was a lot older than him, and he was like in his like approaching his prime, like still a young bottle like but acting dumb like, dude, where's my car? She's all come here and home me because I'm smart, and I'll show you how to do pottery, like I learned how to do a Patrick Swazy and then we're gonna go to ramtown. And so that's what happened to me. But some of the negative traits on me of acquariuses, or they can be pessimistic on me, which is not like those aren't fools that killed insects order. They're like fools that are just be like, oh, like now shouldn't gonna work out on me, you know what I mean? And they can get discouraged real easy home me, you know, like, um, you know, like I should could. I just hate to bring it up again, but doors my car. He was like, probably not gonna find it because he went all these places or whatever with the full from American Pie and they couldn't find it on me. So yeah, they had to keep it moving. Um. So the word of advice on me for acquariuses and gold for it on me. You know what I'm saying, don't be all like, oh it's not gonna work out or I'm too discouraged, like just golf for it home and you know, and I worked out home me, So you know, congratulations to that fool and to all the successful queries out there. All right, so what's up? All right? Hold me? The next one in its capricorn on me, and it's gonna trip you out here, because I'm sure a lot of fools told you I'm a capricorn. But a Capricorn sign home is half gold and half fish, so it's like that's crazy to think about it, Like what kind of crazy surpent urf sex orgy went on and some time in history for that to happen there, but crazier things that happened to me. So you just gotta keep it moving. Um. And one thing about Capricorn's a is that they're ambitious and go oriented home, so like, you know, you're pretty much one of these bottles was like, oh, I'm gonna make lasagna and then you just make it on me, you know what I'm saying, Like you look up the recipe, get the ingredients to elect other and you might make a meat one. You know, I go vegg you want them in like just you know, uh, you know on Ovensday they have multiple challs and you do it like that because you're a Capricorn on me and capricorns a they're always curious on me and always trying new things. Obviously, you know, because like there was a Capricorn or whatever, there was a fish who was like, hey, I want to I'll try to ramp that gold or vice versa. The goal was like I am gonna ram this fish right now. That's crazy to think about on me, but that's you know, being curious and trying new things. And some of the negative traits on me are that capricorns procrastinate and they're impulsive on me, you know what I mean. So that goes probably like, hey, you know what, I'm gonna ram that fish, but I'm gonna do it on Friday, even though it's very Monday at four thirty pm. So but he's still gonna do it on me. So my advice on me too, capricorns is slowed down, you know what I mean. You've got a lot of gold activities to do on land whome you don't need to go out there. You might drown or something you try to ram that fish or whatever, you know what I mean. So take your time, homie, say what's up to your other goal homies, and you know, make sure everything's go at the barn and just keep your your stuff feeding and home me and keep it tight, all right. So shout out to the famous capricorns on me Ricky Martin In um, which you know he's he's been curious and explored and I'm not judging on me because it's a look out there on me, and that's how it is for Capricorn. So that's what's up. And you're like Bradley Cooper stam yeah and Holmie, so the silver lining, you know, maybe he wants to play both sides of that line. I don't know, Homie. I don't know his life, but I know he likes a party because I was hungover for like three movies. All right, so keep a movie and that's what's up. Okay. Now the next one, Homie is Sagittarius. Hey, Now, Sagittarius fools. They're known to be optimistic and spontaneous. Ay, so um, usually statistically speaking, they're the first ones that are down to ram and and do like, you know, be sexual and everything like hey, like whatever, it's probably gonna work out, even if it's just for the night. And and I'm all about being spontaneous, so let's just handle it right now. You know, sagittarius Is are also extroverts on me, They're always doing extra homie, you know what I mean, because you know that's how they act like that. So some of the negative traits are they're impatient and disorganized on me, you know what I mean, And they have a hard time asking for help. So it's like, oh, yeah, I'm being extra and like really on the inside, they're like, dag, somebody please help me from acting like this and for being that full at the party. That's like doing too much, you know. And then a lot of times when you're like hey, foll like calm down, you know, like you're acting kind of dumb right now, and everybody's likeways will being extra, they're like, dang, thanks for helping me. Like I didn't realize I didn't know how to act and I was just doing dump things, acting extra ak extrovert on me. So you know what I'm saying. You put two and two together on me, all right. So the advice I can give for Sagittarius on me is, you know, they need to connect with the right people, HOLMEI the ones that that are going to help them, you know what I mean, And don't be afraid to ask for me. If you feel it in your head like dang, I might be being extra right now, then you probably are, Holmi. You probably are that about thor that height now that's like being too much, you know what I mean, And you're barely invited. Hold me to the bar. Be cute like there was some fools I said no, she shouldn't come or he shouldn't come, and but then you're homing vouch for you. And then you started being on extra like that like going to get a plateau before the behind has a like you know, be respectful, homie, you know what I mean. I know you like to be spontaneous, but there's also having manners, you know what I mean? So act right and if you feel like you're being an extra, then don't be afraid to ask for help, okay, homie? Alright? So also's up? All right? So some of the famous sagittarius is on me are Walt Disney. So yeah, that food was like I wanna be optimistic and think that I'm gonna make a mouse cartoon like the most famous iconic like cartoon, creature or whatever in the world. And fools are like, yeah, okay about Disney with your sagittarious ass, and but check it out home me. It worked out for him, all right. So not only that ho me, but he's like, I'm gonna make this mouse a bottle, the most famous cartoon little in the in the world, pribor the university, probably the aliens, or even like yeah, we make your mouse, but that's you're here nor that. Only the point is that that Walt Disney had died, and he said, sounds scared. This this, this mouse is making me so much fatia. I want you to freeze my body on me, all right, and then probably down the road it will be like sleeping beauty home me like some alien vatto that's already been living like um, you know, a hundred thousand years or maybe longer. It's gonna come bring this frozen Walt Disney vato to life on me. And Walt Disney is gonna be like, I don't know how to speak your language, but I could draw cartoons a and all the alien homies will be like trip out, like we've never seen anyhing like that before. You know. However, they talk and Walt Disney's like, don't trip So then he becomes a slave to the whole alien community home because he thought it was gonna be a good idea to freeze himself. But and then he just ends up like he's got carpal tunnel electing out only blisters on his finger because he's drawing so many uh you know, Mickey Mouse spedal and this and that and cheat goofying HOI all just for the aliens, so they don't even really they don't even speak his languages, so he can't even get like that that feedback that he was getting when he was alive with humans on Earth. All right, homie, So shout out to another um Sagittarius, which is Miley Cyrus home, and we know that she you know, she liked to do. She had on Molly problems, so I don't want to disrespect that she had to like fix that, but that's her being spontaneous and down to ram like, Hey, I'm gonna get on mollied out even though I've been in Disney things from this battle the creator from this Batroball Disney who's Frozen, but another fellow Sagittarius, so they signed her up like a dozeyse Disney thing for kids, even though you're all mollied out and ramming this and that, like we're not judging because the kids need to be entertained, all right. So we're gonna go on to the next one home and we're seeing a little bit. All right, what's up? What's your name? What's your time? Can we connect like the stars in the sky Now what's your name? What your sign? Cannot relationship be touched by the divine? What's your signed? Well, I'm a virgo. Oh no, I'm a Libra. That means we're incompatible. Well then I guess it's time to move on. Everything orbiting around the signs astrological that would be compatible, not butting heads. You can't try mixing and Aquarius with a Taurus. I'm not bad that they broke up, but they were warrned. You can't fucking make it Tantittarius with the Capricorn. But Richard and Ahnica went together nicely. That's because one a Scorpion, the other is a Pisces. A little umping your step to give you hope, all kinds of positive affirmations up in your daily hope rest name? Now, what's your name? What you sign? Can we connect to like the stars and the sky. Now, what's your name? What you sign? Canners though, we have to be touched by the divine? Aries s TiO Jim and I such a febrious Capricorn to a risk ye ergo Malibra. Now what's your sign? What's your name? What's your sign? Oh my goodness, I think we're compatible. Yeah, I think we're compatible. Yeah, that's great, let's kick have they runs at the age of question what's your sign? When people said Finn, it's as same that they need someone's sun sign, which is on the majority of people know about his striology. Mm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. We got that lactor for your soul and now too, then too the Frankie on this show. All right, ms, now we moved to Scorpio, which is like a pretty badass name for me. When I see like a Scorpio saying, I'm like, damn, we're to combat, Like what's up? But anyways, told me some of the attributes or whatever for Scorpios is they like to govern the genital area for me, so it's like, oh, you're trying to hit um, well, their proposition whatever passed, because we need to be make sure everything's on the open up, you know what I'm saying. With the paperwork on me and do you have a job? Um? If not, are you in between jobs? How many interviews did you do? You know? I think you know what I'm saying, Like a lot of things have to line up for you know, for the genital area to open up to whatever the is. Alright, but a trip on this, on me, trip on this. Another thing about scorpios is that they crave physical closeness on me. So it's like, dang, I want to be all close pedal, you know what I mean. I'll be patient about it because I need to wait for this proposition to get all the votes to pass through and so that you can enter or that I can go in whatever if you're a Haina or or whatever you are. Um, you know, just everybody raps. That's what I'm saying, all right. So the negative traits on me is that on bad days, scorpios can try to be too controlling homie, you know what I mean. Like they're like, oh, like you know, go and make me a sandwich right now, even though he had just eight, But I need you to make it for me right now because I might want it later. And it's like what are you saying right now? But they just are using an excuse to control you, you know what I mean. And so like last what was it like two or three weeks ago on me, I win a horseback riding here or I think it was in Santa Karia or something on me, and yeah, I just wanted hand, was like, hey, let's go horseback ready, and she was governing her janitoria so crazy on me that the horseback riding a motto. Like the trainer he was just trying to get her on the saddle and she was like no, like I don't want to put her right there, and and I'm like everybody seems Bonanza home, everybody seems John Wayne and all that. Bellow, you know that you have to get on the saddle to write this this horse on me. And she was being so controlling of it, and so he had a bus out of paperwork on me to be like, nam, I'm you know, I'm a certified like horseback riding VATO or whatever. And she's okay, well there's the paperwork. And then she got on the sad away and that's a trip that it was all that bell or just to do that. But that's what I'm saying. That's how they govern the janiitary, even to go horseback writing, uh somewhere. I think it was a three day yeah. So and they're also like good at holding grudges on me, you know what I mean. So like it's like let that, let it go home me. And that's like a good piece of advice for scorpios is to let it go because uh, you know, I'm gonna open up to a little bit. I dated a Scorpiohina, you know what I mean. And she would be having a grudge at for the longest time, you know, for something dumb on me. It was like because we went to um Dtaco on time and isn't even that good on me, you know what I mean. But you know, I was smoking trees and I got the mun cheese and she shordered um well, first of all, short at cheeseburgery from Daltaco and I'm not gonna lie home. The cheese version to taco actually better than you would think. But she had like a chicken burrito, and you know they have those uh tackles like from the grill. They make it sound like they they don't have no grill in their homi their microwaven that pellow. But I she had already like kind of passed out, So I ate the cheeseburger. And that's when I discovered that damgn dell Taco actually gets down in cheeseburgers. And she had woke up, what's up? And she goes she goes wearing my cheeseburg out on and I said, hey, well you have passed out, and who wants to eat a leftover? Uh, de'll taco cheeseburger on me. And she wouldn't let it go a I mean, I'm talking about two three weeks. Even when we went you know, horseback riding and sign a career, she was still bringing that pellow up and I was like, let it go. You need to forget. You know, so some famous Scorpios homie or you know, Leonardo DiCaprio homie. And that kind of proves my pointing because Scorpios, how I said, they crave physical closeness, all right. And when his Haina and that Titanic a when it had sank and she was on you know, they were oh they had that piece of wood or whatever, and he put her on there but he couldn't fit. And he's like, no, but I need to be close to her. It's like child at what that on me? You need to swim to a safe location where you could say you're asked too, you know what I mean. You're a young, white, strong bottle. You can swim, ma. But he was like, no, but my physical closeness. And she was governing r Vetica, but then we had opened it up to each other. And um, because I don't know if she's a scorpio too, but she was governing it regardless and he was being that way too. But the paperwork checked out, so they had pretty sure they rammed. They didn't show that part in that Titanic, but yeah, they were ramming. Especially when the ship sank. He said, hey, let's get it in, let's get it in, and she's all right cool like if you're done governing, uh, your your polo or another. He said, I'm open to whatever we're sinking. So yeah, they had ram but they edited that part out. Um, but yeah, homie, he was craving the physical closeness so much, even after they were done ramming, and he was right there in the cold glass water, and so he had died on me because he was a scorpio and he was craving and he was money to be physically close even though he was freezing his eyes off in there. So, uh, my point is only rest in peace, Leonardo DiCaprio. And also another famous Scorpio is Julia Roberts. She's still alive and everything, but obviously you know she was ramming the ship out of the Richard gear Homey, Yeah yeah, and Richard Geary, you know he's a he's uh well respected. Um. But at that time, so as the Julia Roberts, you know, a pretty woman, she was like he actually governed a genital area, but she was taking fatty out like, hey, I could push the paperwork through and we get to get the proposition passed for you to get in there. And he said, A, So I was scared, like, I'll pay you the fatty out, but I don't. I don't need to get into the genitoria right now. And because that's because at that time that pretty woman was filmed, I think it was late nine eighties or early nine nineties, Vato was into Gerbils. So from what I heard on me is that at the time of the filming he had a gerbil up the school at that time and apparently home if you're into that, like I feel, is real, feedom are to you. And I guess they just kept giving the drouble little snacks in there, like hey, just keep kicking in there because this was killing the acting. And so I guess he was a good actor, um when he had the gribble in the cool or just giving him pleasures like that. So she didn't want a rammar so they say, oh, let's just right into the script, like let's just just paying her ferry out of kick it. And then it worked out on me. So yeah, it turned out to be a good flicka, so a pretty woman. If you haven't seen it home, it's a classic. So yeah, shout out to Julia Roberts. Another successful scorpio. That's what's up, all right. So the next one is cancer on me, all right, and this sign is represented by the crab. It's the symbol is a crab. And the thing is is that they make good whole sat parties on me, you know what I mean. Um, and they love being at home. So yeah, you know, because crabs, they their their back legs are short, but they have those long clause So like, hey, let me just put something together right here, because I don't want to walk far, and you know, I have it all set up up because my, my, my, you know my clause and I'll grab this better on that and they come over, you know, and it's a trip because if you ever seen a crab b um like in their home, like you see, oh look there's a crab on the rock. But if you see when it goes back to his pad um usually like if you don't have school, bugger or nothing, then you can't see it right there because it's hard to keep your eyes open and saltwater but like a Discovery Channel or National Geographic and salla um, when you see him going to their home, they got a cool little pad set up on me like it looks cozy. It's usually like a little little coved nook situation and you're like, dam you're doing pretty good. And you just see him come out and grab a couple of things and he goes back in. You know, he wants to be at the pad on me. He likes to kick it in there. So I can respect that. A. And you know, and crabs are known to be uh real secretive or cancers. You know, they real secret Like you know what I'm saying. And if you think about it, homie, I never heard of crabs say nothing, you know what I mean. They keep everything to themselves. A you know what I mean. And it's like I've never seen that fools fools like that talk. So it's like, dang, they're they're real secretive on me. So and if I it's two cancers in It's like, try to talk to people, homie and try to connect. I know it's hard because you're crabing like oh for its claus like back up, um, but you know, try to just maybe you know, move the claus back a little and you know, kind of shimmy towards the Vato said, Hey, what's up. Let's kicking because you know, I know, I know a lot of fembale cancers um that you know, crabs whatever you want to call them, um, And you know, some of the be real successful. To me, there's some of the most successful cancer science out there. HOLDI like Sylvester Stalone, you know, and uh, you know he did the Rocky movies and all that bell or some of my favorite movies. And that food was smart because you know, he's the crab sign. So he's like, how could I have foods relate? You know what I'm saying. And that's when he took the advice like I can connect with people. So I'm gonna cover my claws with boxing gloves. Hey, you know what I mean. And people would think I'm just you know, I'm just a regular Vato, you know, and not only do you think I'm regular Vato, like, we're in the roof for you, homie. Even though you know, we know you're cancer and you're the crab sign and you got clouds under those box belove, you still represented do your things. So I was like, damn, that's what's up. And then you have fools like that's the Tom Cruise A. We already know that fool's kind of weird day, but you still, you know, watch him and all that, and he's like, oh dang, you know, like, uh, that's the uh Mission Impossibles or cocktail. When he did cocktail, Homie, you know, he had the crab clause, but he moves. That's why he moved off quick. And you have to flip bottle so good because it distracts you. But if you zoom in Homie on cocktail on poset, that homie has the crab clause because he's a cancer. So yeah, shout out to all the successful cancers out there and just keep representing that's what's up, all right. So the next one is le Bro. They're real like cozy and friendly, like, hey, what's a let's kick it illegal, flirtatious, stop me in, you know. So it's like ah, so like you know, like a Libra and like a Sagittarius, like they'll probably ram or a lot of those have probably ram with each other. Um. But you know, no judgment on me. I'm just saying because the stars everything, um, and some of the negative trade toy where libras are like they'll like to be a real self involved on me, like, oh, it's all about me. I'm just dealing with things going on my head and that's the world and everything, and they like to gossip on me, you know what I mean, Like, and I think, you know, it's like, oh, I'm just dealing with myself, but I want to be like all but that person is doing that and not doing that and that makes me feel better about my life. But that's either here nor there on me. Uh. The point is you gotta keep it moving and stay focused on me. And so some of the advice that I could give to libras is, you know, to avoid confrontation on me, you know, because libras, you know, they want everything to be balanced and equals, so when it comes out of whack, they want to be like, oh, what's up? What are you doing like that right now? But you gotta avoid that because the world is crazy right now, and uh, you know and some of the famous libras there Will Smith and he he had got into a fight home, a battle one where his mom um, you know, he got she got a little upset and she moved into Balai because he was out there in West Philly. He got into this fight on the basketball corte and yeah, he ended up out there and Valai and he started like, yeah, being into that whole Battaire scene and gossiping about his classmates and this and that. But then he became like a big movie star. Homie still making movies today. So also's up illego. Another famous libra is Kim Kardashi and Homie all right, and we know she likes to be cozy and friendly because she had rammed est Brandy, the singer you remember, the Army singer Brandy. Uh she rammed her brother Kim Kardashi and ran Brandy's brother Sam. What wasna, Oh yeah, ray J Homie. So ray J came to play with Kim k and I act plain but yeah, no, they had rammed on camera, Homi, and she was like, yeah, like you know, I want to be cozy and friendly and flirtatious. And play with your levels and for you to be inside of me and we're gonna put it on camera. And she was like, oh, that's messed up. But then I think she was like nah. But on the in the deep down, on the inside, they her and her mom. Normally a mom will be like, Cana, why are you doing like that on camera like that? But her mom's like, nah, I was scared as part of a bigger plan, and we're gonna because you can't see or nothing, mi huh. And so we have to do this, ay, but we're gonna become bolers out of it. And so you have congratulations, say to Kim Karkadashian, because her and her mom we're like, hey, we're gonna have you get rammed on on camera by Brandy's brother. We're gonna build an empire. So that's what's ups all right now, homie. We go to a Gemini, hey, which is a pretty fetmale named Gemini. I used to a party at a club called Gemini. But that's neither her nor there, Holmie. Uh. The point is that's another air sign, homie, So it makes sense. Ay, the club wint in the air, uh, And that simple is the twins a. So it's kind of like, um, that's the Arnold Schard snagger and Danny DeVito, but a little different on me, all right. And Geminis are known to be flexible, clever and exciting. Nay, all right, you know what I mean? And I had data Gemini uh number four, and she could she she was very flexible home, um, and in all the right ways you know what I mean. I'm not trying to get on all that, you know, I'm just saying. And she was like flexible uh in metaphoricals or the double meeting or whatever. And she was like, when you want to meet up? I said, I don't know, maybe to thirty, maybe five, three, may want to get at work. She goes, oh, it's all good because I wasting flexible. So I said, oh dang, that's that Gemini life for me. And that's that she was clever and very exciting because her flexible abilities made it pretty exciting. All right, So we'll keep it moving on me. And to the negative traits, ay, the negative traits of a Gemini, or that they could be indecisive on me or you know, like oh where are we going? Where am I going? I don't know? Or should I get, um, you know best foods mayonnaise or the other man NAIs, but everybody knows the best fool's manimes. I mean, that's the one on me, So just make that decision, all right. And another one is that unreliable home. It's like a fool you said're gonna help me move this couch at one pm and it's already six thirty. What happened? Oh my Gemini? This and that, okay? And then their nosiness on me, like hey, did you look up a way? It's on your business on me all right, and so um they always want to be up in there like and then also impulsive on me. You know what I mean, I'll just do it right now. And it's like, hey, come down right with Gemini ho me all right. So advice to geminis on me is, you know, I settled down a little bit home me. Sometimes you gotta check yourself and this and that. But at the same time, I got a lot of respect for Geminis because the feedom a name like Dang. I used to party at the club named after that. And so shout out to all the famous Geminis out there, one being Kanye West on me. So it's like, dang, you know, we know that that fools, you know, very clever, exciting and also impulsive, you know what I mean. But after watching that new a Netflix documentary, I'm like, dang, you know what I'm saying, Like already like hey, you did your thing on me, but now it's like you don't even have to like them to be like, hey, that fool did it to me. He made it happen. So uh yeah, I watch that documentary. It's pretty good. And then another famous gem night Holdie is mph me. That's that female about the right there, Doogie Howser. So I've been rocking with that since Doogie Howser m D. When he was like a twelve year old doctor and everybody's like, oh we believe you, yeah, that you're a prodigy, and it became a hit show. So it just goes to show like how easily were deceived on me because it was like, there's no way he could have been a doctor, Tolmie. It was only like twelve years old when they made that show, but but he pulled it off for me. So yeah, it's a pretty female uh famous successful Gemini. So also subs turned the same boring pink pong balls. Yeah, we thought you were back. Now receive our limited edition dropped back up Zodiac pink pok balls. You get Libra Tourists, Virgo, Chopricorn, Pisces. Do I even need to go on? You won't believe the quality of these balls? Ready, yeah, go for him? All right? You don't want none, go want none of this? Huh oh, let's go come on? Oh oh yeah, in your face, you fucking bitch. What look at the ball? Look at the ball? What does it say Virgo? Yeah, I'm a Virgo. Okay, come now and get these Zodiac peak pong balls. 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That's like an example of just being practical homie, all right. And then logical homie is like you know something they are too. It's like a like, um, you know this fe's acting dumb and he's not even he's not even like has the right to do that, um, because he had just got a job at the mall. But he's working on one of those kiosk and he's like, oh, I'm a manager at the mall. Like he was talking like like he managed the whole molle And it's like, turns out that he works in one of those chiosks for me, and I don't even know what he was sounding. He was sounding I think sunglasses or cell phone covers or something, and he was acting dumb. So the logical thing was, I'm gonna distance myself from this phone. I'm not clowning fools at work at the kiosk. But this fool was acting dumb like he was managing the whole molle. So you know, the logical thing, get away from that fool, all right. And then so virgos also thoughtful for me, you know, like they're thoughtful, like, hey, I hope everybody's doing okay, hold my hold my homie, earned dogs doing good. You know, I'm making sure that everything's on the up and up on me. And virgals are hard working on me, like let's get it done, all right, and they're reliable like hey, like he said he was gonna help me more that couch, and I like the other fool. Uh. And that fool was here because he's a virgal and also romantic, like hey, what's up me? Hind you like wine or you know what I'm saying. You know, made to rub your feet or if you took care of them. I don't know if you just got back from work or whatever. Take a shower first, but yeah, I'm down to rub your feet after that, uh, and some negative traits on me and virgos and the critical homie stubborn like hey, I needed to be done my way over thinking like ah nah, you know it should have been like this. I couldn't be when it's like, hey, homie, it's not that serious, you know what I mean. It's just do you want chicken or beef? You know what I mean? You don't need to overthink it. And then also picky homie, like damn, no virgos can be picky homie. It's like she was a female female hind. You know, she had a good job. She was cool, but all but her her second to last toll was longer than all the other tolls. And it's the one next to the pinky toll. When that one's the longest, it could be a little weird. So I get it, but you're still being picky homi. Alright, So um, advice to some virgos on me is that, you know, get out of your own head, you know what I mean, you know, and so find a strain that could help you relax. Hey, Like, so that's probably like an Indica homie, not that setiva, you know what I mean. And I'll just help you like not overthinking and being all like critical this and that. All right. Uh. And some famous virgos on me are my co Jackson. Uh yeah, that fool provided a lot of good times on me, even though he has like weird uh things that people try to put on them. But we don't need to bring that up on me. That fool drops some tight ass jams or whatever, and um yeah yeah, and he made it at corrid or whatever, so andy, and he died home. So yeah, rest in peace, Michael Jackson, and thank you for that. And also mother Teresa Holmi. She was a successful virgo on me and she was very thoughtful, uh you know, and uh, but she was also very picky HOMEI um so people I said, like yeah, he like she was reliable. She says she wouldn't be her five in the morning to um feed this village or just kick it with this village people that I don't need have shoes or nothing. But she was kind of picky, like she'd be like hey, like yeah, I'll be right here, but I need Dr so and so and not the doctor that has the glasses with the one broken lens on the left. And it's like a mother Teresa, like he would fix those glasses. But we're all the way down here and home in Africa in a village where they don't have shoes, so it's hard to there's no glass glasses repair shot, you know in the corner, and she's I don't care. I don't want that about those us to fix his glasses like dang. But try to respect it because she's mother Teresa, and she's helping, uh these fools that you know, she helped a lot of people there, so yeah, she was reliable like that. All right, what's up? All right? So that next one on me is a tourist, ay, alright? So the Taurists symbol is a bull home and it's on Earth signing, which makes sense because you know, when bulls are getting ready to go after you on me or to go after whatever they like, they ground their hood. There was at their pop on their hood for me, they get their hoof and they're go to the ground to be like, hey, I'm a Tourious on Earth signing, and you know they're known to be intelligent home, like, hey, I know a lot of things I could do calculations, Uh, dependable on me. I mean I never met a bull that wasn't dependable home like, because he's just right there. Like you just corral those fools and put him in the thing, and yeah, I know he'll be right there. Um, they're hard working on me. And as you've seen in Spain, home Me and they they'll chase those boos all around town for what a whole week, I think. So, yeah, they work hard and they're dedicated on me. Um like yeah, you know, and they say they're gonna do something, they're gonna do it on me. And you know, they work hard and they play hard. So a lot of tourists people that I know, they party the hardest on me. So like, um, if you have a bag of cocaine, Like, hey, I'm celebrating, I gotta raise So I'm getting this bag of cocaine the party with the homies. Be careful when it's around your tourists homies because he or she, uh, they'll do that whole bag on me. They'll do thea and just hey I'm notorious. Sorry, I get crazy. But the thing about them home Me is that you know they work hard. So you know, sometimes you meetfuls and you're like, damn, we drink all night. I was hung over and then your tourists hold me will be like, oh I woke up and I went to work, and I moved some equipment down to the job over at the lot, and this and that. How do you do that? On me? Like we were doing all kinds of bellow you know, Uh, they're not just drinking, but you know, narcotics and all that, and they still did their jobs because they're a tourists. On me, they're built us something different, you know what I mean on me, But they can be stubborn and very set in their ways, and they don't like authority on me, you know what I mean, Like, hey, get out me here, don't tell me what to do, uh, you know, and and and stuff like that, you know, just like I'm gonna do whatever because I work hard and my thing. But it's hey, calm down, whom you still gotta follow the laws and everything. Um. So in advice to uh, you know, on tourists on me, to be careful, you know, one me, we got to you know what I mean, because you could get crazy out there, and I know you don't like authority. You're just out there, you know, And don't become too lazy or gluttons and you know, just eating whatever, doing all the drugs and you know, just you know, find your pace on me is what I'm saying, right, And you know, leave the bar before last car, just trying. And I'm not saying you need to do it, you know every Friday and Saturday, but during the week on me, you don't need to close down the bar, all right. So with that being said, Uh, some of the famous tourists are George Clooney's on me, uh, which we know, Uh, he's very can be very set in his ways on me. Um. You know, like when he was in the air up there, he said, no, I'm gonna get that whatever a million miles club and he was just taking flights and being up there in the sky for whatever and um, and he was playing hard to on me because he was drinking and Rammy hinnas and and um and gaining. But he got that whatever a million air guy or whatever million miles in the air or whatever it was. And uh, you're doing this thing on me, And so yeah, congratulations to that for George Clooney's Um, so that's what's up. And another famous tourists is that's that the rock on me. Dwayne Johnson and he kind of looked like if you put long horns on that for you, like da, he does look like a bull, you know what I mean. So that's what that symbol right there. And we all know he works hard because he's up there every morning to do his motivational speaking. Obviously, he works out and he eats like you know, all this you know stuff and has a personal cheft to feed him whatever to keep him all yoked out like that. Um And you know, he was like a wrestler for a long time. And it was a trip on me because one time I saw the rock on me at Uh where was that homie? I think it was at the Glendale Galeria and uh yeah, hoomi. He was just right there apparently, I don't know, he was shopping or making an appearance. And this battle they have an outside bar on me and you know, I don't know if you've been to the Glendale Galeria, but there's a little lawn with grass and the outdoor bar and he was trying to shut it down. He was getting all faded on me, and I was like, oh, mans was gonna be on TMZ or whatever. I mean, he was being cool with everybody, but then he started badly and he started talking papas and and he went out onto that lawn homie or drunk, and he got down from me and he put his hoof into the ground and then he started and I said, dang, his food really is a tourist on me the bull for real, homie, And I'm like, what is he going after? And he was timing it, you know in the in the Glenda Galleria, they have a little little trolley cars on me that will take you from one side or the other. And then I guess the trolley driver was talking pop ups to this food, like, oh, your last movie, what was it? The sky one sky? Uh? It was Skyscraper on me, And so I guess the trolley car driver was like, hey, I subscribed skyscraper. That ship wasn't ship and that movie sucked, and so I dwinge Johnson. He got some be slow in them, and he got to the bolting and he saw that trolley driver comming and this fool time and boom went over that flo and pull on me. Hit this trolley car right there, Danny the whole front. Luckily the people in the back were safe because uh doing Jon, Well, I'll take pictures with you fols, and they said, okay, we're not suing that. But he he got that. The trolley driver was all messed up on me. But they had an ice cream shop right there, so they just got a big gallon of ice cream put on that fool's head, and I guess he said, actually, never mind, skyscraper. It was actually pretty good now that I think about it, because he saw how strong that fool, Dwaine Johnson the rock is. So that's what's up. So shout out to all the successful torches out there and just keep doing your thing. Hold me just, you know, just be careful as suck, all right. The next one HOMEI is Leo al right and there are a fire saying, oh dang trip out and you're gonna trip even more on this on me. Their symbol is a lying there right, you know. But they're known to be passionate home you we with theatrical, creative and funny who mee because I've been you know, I went on some dates on me and then she'll making me laugh like giggle time, like you're making me laugh, and she's turning out to be a Leo whom yeah, so a so suck but the negative part to that on me as they like to be spoiled on me and their South center. They love drama and they're arrogant, so that like, you know that one girl I was datum. She would making me laugh all the time. But then she'd be like, hey, give me this, give me that. And and I said, hey, well, can I talk about my feelings right now? And she said not lit, it's all about me. And why are you actually dumb? I said, I'm just I didn't know. I wasn't actually dumb, was I? And she goes, oh, you always want to make a think of everything. And next thing, you know, I may not drumm like you's talk about drama home. And I was like, dang, I berely even said anything. Eh, And she goes, you don't know a good thing when you got it, and and you know, just back away from me right now. You don't know, you know, you don't know what you got And they say dan like all arrogant like that on me. And so yeah, even though she was funny on me, and she she cut paint like feed me little pictures on me. I still have one on my pad. Actually it's center. It's in my TV Center, the entertainment center in the bottom um and it's a it's a lion ag jumping through a ring of fire from I guess you know from Circus Argus that she had saw it and she painted it for me because I was telling her that story was when hours little home, me and my family, I got free tickets Circuits Argus. So I'm gonna pay that for you, and and so I still have it to this day, even though she was just all drama and so we have broke up a uh so. Advice for Leo's on me is you work on listening to others on me, you know what I mean. I know, like you know, you're pretty much all about yourself and everything, but it could help you out, you know, just to open up your your ears and your heart on me and to be like, well let me here with you know, other people have to say you know what I mean, and you know, and you gotta give the spotlight up sometimes on me, is what I'm trying to say, you know what I mean. I know that could be hard because you're a Leo and you got you know, you're the lion jumping through rings of fire and all that, and you're doing it. But you know, you gotta give give other people a chance on me because they might have good things to give you. You might learn from them. So and shout out to some famous leo's on me as the Jennifer Lopez j Low who you know, we know loves the Spotlight and and she seems like she's funny and um, you know, but she also likes to be spoiled on me, you know what I mean. And she likes drama, so you know she's been you know, married, divorced, married, divorce and all that. But I get it. You got a lot of fare. You want to have a lot of weddings, you know what I mean. You like to be falling in love. And I think, yeah, her and her latest one on me, will you Marry Me? With Owen Wilson. It's something that peacocks or whatever it But it was like, oh man, the previews was like a like two thousand one call, they want their movie back, you know what I mean. She's trying to do the same fellow, and it was like, you gotta do something new, me, How you gotta give up the Spotlight? Listen to you know, listen to other things. But you know, props to her on me, she's doing it, killing it, and uh, I get it. I'm a j Low fan. So just not in that last movie, um and and and riddle me this on me? It gets who else is that leo as that band affleck on me? So trip out on that on me? Another self centered spoil. Vato loves drama and arrogant. And you know they got married and divorced and went to go to their other journeys and marriages, and then they realized, a savince gay, we're two peas and up, let's get back together and be about this South Center life and being a spotlight together. And so yeah, those are two Leo's that are together, but they're successful in doing that. I can't hate on nobody's success on me. So they're out there two lions jumping through rings a fire and you know, dominating the scene. He so shout out to all the leos out there, keep doing your thing, but also don't be afraid to get up the spotlight to other people around you, because you a lot of good people out there. Suck suck all right. Now, the last one HOMEI is aries a all right and it's another fire sign HOMEI and you're gonna trip on this. Ay. The symbol for aries is not ram, so yeah, I learned it on that for a minute, and then I'm gonna proceed to tell you why that the arias live up to that name and to that symbol on me. And it's the first sign of the zodiac a. So aries are action oriented, passionate, homie, bold, confident, and brave. So you know, they're just ready, like I'm gonna ram whoever whenever. It's like, dang, trip out, um. Some of the negative traits on me, they're impatient and impulsive, you know, like come here, I want to ram right now. And I ran right and I ram this person and say, hey, come down on me, you know what I mean. And and then advice I can give to an areas to me, it's barakonda, man, you know, I mean, be careful home because you know rams are they get real excited. Hey I'm ready right now. Hey, you know, calm down a little bit on me, alright, because you know you're the ram and all you want to do is ram, So I get it. But you know, just just be careful, homie. We're out there alright. So some famous areas hold me are Hugh Hefner on me. He's one And obviously he did a lot of ramming. He promoted a lot of ramming, put out a magazine they called Playboy Magazine, and so and he was and he would have these hangers live in this MATCHI and he had this biggas mansion and he would just ramming. You know, you're just ramming him and having him in there, and it was like, oh, and he will walk around in a road just to be like, hey, I just got done ramming, or on on my way to ram some more. And he was just paying these hangings like hey, just you know, I'll put you in my little magazine and then you just be right here and then I'll rap me whenever. All right, So what's up? Alright? So another one home me another favorite series Iston Johnny and uh, yeah, we know he liked to round obviously. Uh. He wrote a song called rocket Man, you know, and from what I heard is that he was inspired by this song, uh you know, many moons ago. But he had this Votto. He was a cool Vato. I heard a lot of people like them. But and Wato was really excited hold me to be kicking in with Elton John and they were together at Elton's paddy and uh Alton hat is you know, he had his grand piano right there in the living room, and this Votto was so excited hold me and so turned on that he was he had any erection and he was walking around Elton's pad and while Elton just playing the piano and and and Elton looked from across the living room and he saw this Votto just walking around ereg they and I think that he was drinking tea or something on me and um, and he just walking around like that with you know, with his with his follow out e wreck like that. And so Elton John got inspired and he said, you know, rocking man, and so a lot of the going on that story, homie. But it was like dang, congratulations say and so um, yeah, they remembered each other's brains out after and then he that song went platinum actually like quadruple platinum or something. It's a pretty historic song and it'll long live for a long time. So that's what's up alright, homies. So that concludes that, Hey, that's all the twelve signs of the zodiacs and everything on me. So yeah, whatever sign you are, keep doing your thing, keep representing, and you know you don't have to go with the whole thing. You know, some people say, oh, you're this sign or not a match. Like if you connect with somebody homi, then you connect with that person. And if somebody's acting dumb, then they're acting dumb. And no matter what sign, they are all right, So the most important thing is, you know, keep working hard, stay focused, and keep representing. To the Pully say alright, it's your homie Creeper and we'll see you next time on Astrological for tuning into another episode and a break in your next show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies hands Olivia Nick, the Homie earned Dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me. 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