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Stuntin’ for Life (with Josh Maloney)

Published Mar 8, 2023, 11:00 AM

Stunt man and voice actor, Josh Maloney, pays a visit with Creeper to discuss his work. Also, Arnie Schwarzenegger opens up about his preference of maids over models. 

We got that laughter for your soul. And now to get into the freaky on this show. Hey, but hey, what's up everybody. Hey, this is the Freaky nor Show podcast. I'm your homie Creeper. We all know there's a lot of podcasts out there, but this one's gonna be like, dangn homie, that's what suck. This is like Creeper's corner part of the podcast. Um, today, I got the homiea His name is Josh Maloney and this fool he's a stunt man on me and he does like stunts for like movies and TV shows and everything. Um so, hey, welcome Josh, thanks for having me. Bro. Hey, those are pretty female shades on me. You have on I mean, you know, did you get a black ey er? You just you know, guys talking shit? What a you're gonna do? You know, you gotta hide it. I mean, I didn't do shit from Predator, but oh they're from Predator. Yeah. Yeah, there's the Billies he had in the right at the beginning of the movie. I mean, I felt like coming to coming to la Queness central stunt man stuff. I had to get the rape and Billies from the beginning of predator when they land and everybody gets out there and he's smoking that stokey in the in the helicopter. You know. They come in and he does the whole Oh yeah, yeah, I got do the chop. Yeah, you know, Dylan, you know, I always wanted to come down, you know, condemned from Austria. I do these crazy things. I always wanted to be this stunt man. And this is a show up, you know, and I have to watch and all the kind of crazy things. It's a fantastic mea with Creeper is amazing. Oh damn, Hoomie. You just switch over so you could do voices to her. Oh yeah, oh day baby. Yeah chat as well. So yeah, which you do if you do stunts and voices. Yeah, you're kind of like a like a what do they say, homie, jack of the Jack of all trades on me? Yeah, you're kind of an interesting lot. Dog. So Josh is visiting us from from Toronto. Hey Canada, homi um he's here in Loss and so I say, hey, come through, and he was nice enough to grace us with his presence or whatever. Pleasure man. But yeah, homie, it was a trip because Frankie, you know, that's the homie or whatever. Um. He I had went up there because he was like, hey, I need a personal trainer for up here, because he was working on that show What We Do in the Shadows and you were a stunt man and he said on that on that show, Homie, So yeah, that's pretty that's pretty feedoma right there. Yeah, double double amazing Harvey giein Yeah, he's get him all And I'm on uh, I mean yeah, yeah, Harvey's a feeding mate. He's from out here, you know, from all these parts. Told me so he represents and everybody's rooting for him and all that. Man, he's got busy homie dolls, like how does he fucking everything? Man? Put some boots like uh, tons of tons of animation. He's night winging. Uh, he's nightwinging the new Harvey or Harley Quinn HBO Max show. Like oh dang, yeah yeah, it's like dang, that's a trick. So, um, I know he probably get asked like these cheesy questions a lot of it. But I fired up first of all. But I tripp on on Homie is you know out here and loss we say hey, like hey, what's up? He and it's a t because when I went up to Canada, Homi, I was like, oh days we were talking like Cholos. But nah, they're they're they're they're different steels, white as fucking He's talking like a Cholos guys, like it's like some old man. He's like yeah, yeah, it's like tri. I always like say, hey, are you talking shit? Yeah yeah yeah, like hey, you know they or they say Holser, you're a Holsery, but they say, you know, they'll just be talking and go ay, and I'll say yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a trip. Anyways, I'm probably going for the Loheni food Rick there. No, it's it's it's always like, um, you know, it could be a We always ask it as like an affirmative, like it's like, oh, I know, hey, like you're you know you're doing that. But it's not like hey, like yeah, And it's not like I went to I'm from Canada a you know, yeah, you don't say like that, no, no, no, it's always like uh, hey, this is like hey, I love this, Oh I know it's so good, like yeah, I mean we say that kind of the same way as two Yeah. I think there's like we have probably like because you guys will preface you'll start with an A, but we'll finish with an A. Okay, yeah, yeah, like hey, what's up? But we're like, what's up? Hey something? Well, yeah, what's up? Are you doing it? Yeah? And it's funny because like people, there's all this slang shows like shortz and uh, shows like Shortzy and Letter Kenny and the guys. The guys are from southern Ontario, but the way they say we're Bud, I'll be like like, hey, let's go for a rip already, Budd, But like I'm from the north, and we say it in a condescending way like you will. We if say somebody was like I'm gonna go talk, he's all you know, you kind of know this guy. You're at the bar, he's kind of drunk. He's like, I'm gonna go talk to these chicks, Like look at how coolest is. You're like, oh, good, good fucking on him, Budd. You know it's condescending, bro, Yeah yeah, yeah, it's always it's always condescending. Okay, I see what we're I'm from anyway, Yeah yeah, no, no, that's a trip on me that way. You know, the different lands or whatever, use it, ay, but I don't. Probably another Tich question on me, but have you ever like broken any bones doing stunts? No? Not once? Not once. Yeah, I'm lucky I got injured before. I've definitely, um, I've slashed my finger open on some like um ballistic glass. So they I was doing a stunt on a movie called Moonfall, and it's like a Roland Emrick film, and he's like hyper eccentric, this director. He did Independence Day and twenty twelve and all I like the post apocalypse stuff. Yeah, and we were, um, I was doubling a guy, John Bradley, he did. He was sam Well Tarley on Game of Thrones. Oh d yeah. He So he walks up he plays a conspiracy theorist on on Moonfall, and he essentially walks up to like they're in a hotel lot. He had a conference and he walks up to the window and they're like he says it, and a giant tidal wave hit like hits the building and then he's like, oh fuck, so obviously they swapped me out. They build a massive stage like like totally waterproof. They had two dump truck loads, two dump truck loads full of water, and then they build a shoote. So then I'm standing in front of it. And the first time we did it. First time we did it, they filled the bottom, so the lobby went down like it was the main floor, you know, like where the windows aren't all that stuff. But then the lobby went on maybe eight steps and he and then they filled it. So when they dumped the water, I kind of like, take the hit. He says his line, whatever I can come in hit it. Take the hit, and then it just washes me down in and then the other double his name's Felix Flemart story Felix if I totally butcher that um guy at on Montreal Awesome. He was doubling doubling Patrick Wilson and he like you know, wades into the water and they cheat it like it's way deeper, like it's like that hype, but really it's like three feet deep. So yeah, so he comes in and it's like I'm drowning. And then the actors actually come in and they have lines and shit and anyway, we did it like that, but then I guess Roland Emeric is pretty particular and he was like, no, it's not good enough, so they brought me back. We did it again, they didn't put any water in the bottom, but then they squib They put the glass all the glass where the like for the lobby, they put it in because they just see G did originally and then they squib it all. So they put charges like at the top on the bottoms on the side. So as soon as the water hits as soon as that water slides down, bang they like they hit that and it explodes. And I was wearing blistic glasses so like protect your eyes and all that stuff. But I just had this like instinct to being like, oh fuck, I better put my hands up, you know, as soon as I felt as soon as this thing hit, like you know, martial arts background, that kind of thing, I just put my hands up and it slashed my slashed my pinky open. I had to get like sixteen stitches or something like that attended. But it hit me. The water hit me, and then I just came went down the stairs bom bom boom, boom boom, and I hit the bottom. You ever go on a water slide with nothing but furniture in the bottom, Yeah, I can say, yeah, I mean, I mean, you never know. You guys do some crazy shit out here in la so, but I mean I've seen those like it was like that, like, yeah, it hit me and then I shot down the stairs. I hit it every stare and then it just absolutely blasted me into the corner of the set and I smoked my back and I had like bruises on like all across. It cracked my backpad d homie. So it was on some night. That was probably the heaviest hit I've taken, like in my career. So you're just standing there waiting for this bellow yea. And for those that don't know what squid squids, that's like the low yeah chargers of like explosions. Yeah, so use it for gunshots and yeah, and they do it for temperate glass too, so that it that it will explode, so it's controlled explosions. They'll squid the glass and them. Yeah. So you're just standing there waiting for this bellow like like you're waiting for the explosion, and then you know you're about to get hit. Yeah, because if you watch it, he that's a trip. If you watch it, he goes up and he does his line and then it's like that moment that oh fuck, and then ball hits him, you know. Yeah, so it was so it just took you in all the all the fun. I was in the lobby and everything is just is with you, and yeah, brought me back in my childhood. But I was a fucking pinball, you know, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding in the bottom, and it fucked up your back and you got bruising Bruce, yeah, Bruce my finger and yeah, and I just remember getting up like I knew that I was pat once I passed the stairs. I knew that I was, like I was safe, like past camera and I just thought like, but I happened so like in an instant, and I just thought, you need to stop. You need to stop. You can't hit it. I hate something else. As I was thinking that, and I'm like, I need to stop. I fucking kind of righted myself and it was so hard that I like I pulled the carpet off the set. I grabbed like like in a cartoon, like, yeah, I'm like I need to get up, I need to get out. I can't hit anything else. And I fucking just like pulled like I had a handful of carpet in my hand, like what a trip with a slice finger and a bruise back and everything. Damn holl me. So when that battle was done, I know, it's like couple big they said they built the hole. They yeah, tons of water and fucking tempered glass. Yeah, and then and then they just bring me out. They're like okay, did they say like, hey, like congratulations, Well yeah, Roland was like caught, that's it. That's fine, It's fantastic. And then there you go. And then my stunt coordinator, Packer, and he was fantastic and then just medic took me out and uh and then boom that was it. So were you like sore of the next day and everything? Oh yeah, for like for a while, I'm sure fully that's a trick. Yeah, there's some uh you are And then when you watch that scene, are you like, hey, that's what's up. Yeah, for sure, I got and that first stunt people are our bread and butters that we always want to get footage, especially like if you did something gnarly and you hurt yourself, you want them to use that take because you're like, if I'm gonna do it, they gotta use that ship. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be fucked up. Don't mean if you like jumped off something and then like you hit one of your webs and you lost you ended up losing a nut. I mean, and then they don't use that tape. It'd be like, uh, you'd be like Tom Green, he's got that foundation because he had testicular cancer. Save Tom's nuts. So he's going around with you know, just one oh yeah one n yeah, I have a heel he and he has one nut. But it wasn't from doing stunts. I think you would just ram me like like like uh kind of like uh high nas that were like you know maybe if you don't know what happens. So I think he was ramming crazy ones and it infected one of the webels and they went to the doctor and they say, you don't have the money taking it. Yeah, yeah, we have to take the webbl because you're out here hooking up with you know this and that, So I mean going away that is a stunts. I guess you don't say, hey, this see what happened exactly. 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But like to me, I'm like dag When I think of a stunt like ramming, like, I think, okay, you probably fuck pretty good, you know what I mean. Not that I'm like eighteen. I mean I will say some of us we have our own stuntman for that. So I just gotta bring somebody in. You know, it's like almost ready in it and then the line is and then you bring no. I'm just kidding. That's not what I do though, But I'm saying to me like when you hook up with your lady, like do you like do crazy fellow? Like does she lay there and then you climb up on some shit and then you jump onto the bed and then you follow lands perfectly into her. Okay, so and then you don't warm it up warm it up, but usually do something called the burden, you know, So I like the bird. Yeah, so you don't, you know, use like put some gel on there, light it on fire, do the things, then jump into it. Your you're yeah, you're us Yeah they're on fire. Yeah, well, I mean you crazy on me, dang the exciting for the high, like and then that you're ready to hook up with the stunt man and a boom you like your better on fire like and it's like this is the fire you're getting out, but you don't have to go to the hospital and get some fucking fennis on for that after either, no, homie, that's like naturally the fire and alp you telling me her home girls, like he got down like it was burning in there, Like she's like no, not like that, yeah, like burning one up that fire yeah yeah, not like you know whatever, like a disease fire. Yeah, it was like stop long, you know, and it doesn't even better. You don't you jump off the you do backtock, you jump out. It's like a Jackie Chan movie. You do the Hong Kong right there, Homie. That's a trip. You're spinning and your hard like that, and it's like and then boom time like that. Yeah, but sometimes you gotta get a few takes so because sometimes you can suck it up. You gotta do rehearsals. You know. It's usually it's like sexual the stunt man. It's usually a whole ordeal. Okay, damn, because you only get you get a couple takes, practice like thirty times and then do it twice and year again, or we just say one and done. So do you have to take like a like a biagorism because you know that's too. You have to stay hard. I mean it's stunt man. You gotta be a professional. So not you're all baby Davie, what a trip the glasses makes saying say okay, respect, what's up? Um? Because yeah, I was thinking like damn, maybe it is excited or maybe like a stuntman has so much excitement or like that, maybe they just hey, I just like to do missionary because my other parts of my life are so crazy. But I mean, I'm sure there's some people out there that you know, by respect, you know, you can keep it whatever you do at home with you Yeah, yeah, okay, but yeah that's not you see. Pretty sounds pretty exciting. So how many shows and movies that you think that you're worked on? It? You worked on some big ones home, Yeah, yeah, which ones? And then my my, you know, and then Frankie said that you were there on the set when he did uh he did a couple of episodes of What We Do in the Shadows, Eh yeah, and he said, yeah, hol mean this who he was like, you know, he's like a you know, like you're like you're not like a small wato, you know, but you're like down but you move good. Yeah yeah, I mean average average stunt guys like probably you know, five ten six foot, one hundred and sixty hundred and seventy pounds and I'm five eight, two sixty five so yeah, yeah, but I can do like but you're like that, like you belong that size, Like you know what I'm saying, Like you move good round, Yeah, I know, healthier. I can do all these like backtocks and this is all the falls. I'm not lying at anything on my feet. No, but my my Frankie told me he's like gat Holmie. There was a scene when his character, you know, was chasing his character Miguel who plays you know, yeah, Harvegin's character. It's the germs Primo, you know. And he's like yeah he said that, yeah, Holmie, like he from the balcony and said of what we do in the shodow that he got to jump down. Yeah, We're like, yeah's no, no thing. He was like, yeah whom he wasn't even trippy, like it wasn't even scared or nothing. He's like, all right, yeah, we just a day at work. You don't even know, and you're just ready. I mean, like let's go jump off a balcony. Yeah. I mean for us, it's like we're we're just looking forward to doing something. Sometimes like you're on set and maybe you just got to be near. We do a lot of stuff where if you're not doubling, it's called n D and uh where you're like you know Henchman number four or like you know, patron number two or whatever it is, and like sometimes you're going in and uh, your your job is to you show up to work and it's like, hey, we're doing this fight scene. You're gonna do you know me me and you will do like say six beats, will come up with six beats, like you know, you push me, Uh, you push me, you throw a punch, hits me, we fall into something. You hit me with a bottle and then you know, and then I kick you or whatever, and that's it. And so we'll go and we'll do like a bunch of things back and forth. And sometimes you've kind of come up with it on the fly, or sometimes we have the actors and we're they're doubling and the scenes really intricate, and so we'll have rehear Yeah, yes, we have rehearsals. So we do we set up for rehearsals and then uh, and then we do it. And if there's rigging involved on what we do in the shadows, there's a lot of uh, there's a lot of wire work. Um, then they have a great um. Yeah. Yeah. So like I was told, I was always told like like, because I'm not a small guy that you know, oh you won't your career, You're probably not gonna be in a harness like but on what we do in the shadows, like I pretty much live in a harness. You know, yeah what a trip um? Yeah yeah, because that's the Harvey was telling me. He was like, yeah, I mean there was that episode. I don't forget what season it was, but it was one that there was a snow and it was in a harness and he said for a lot and that you know, the harnesses will bruise you and shit. Holdie like, yeah, it's like you get used to it, but like there's a lot if you're taking a lot of impact, like I did a um or whatever. Um, if you do if you do hits or like get pulled or they call them ratchets or whatever, you're you're in the harness. It's really really tight um and you're sintin everywhere, you know, near your way, wolves and all that shit. And you know, you gotta make sure you're talked right because you could get the poles you get pinched on. Yeah, yeah exactly, So you gotta make sure you're talked to. It would be like my theol right, which just wasn't know and Tom Green might feel yeah, yeah exactly, and we uh yeah, so you gotta make sure that you're going especially if you we do something called like Hank tests, so you you check it out, make sure you're you know, make sure you're good. You're not like shit isn't messed up or whatever. Um, but uh yeah, and then sometimes you go for it. In the impact, the g's like if you get ratcheted, it's you're essentially on a Pulley system that's attached to a pneumatic piston and then it just or a hydraulic piston and they set the amount of pressure however much it's going to be in that it's like instant. So yeah, told me, so you could get like I did. We did a scene where it's called the night Market, and I think it was episode four of the last season of What We Do in the Shadows, and um, he gets our character gets super speed, like because they're he's in with vampires and they're super yeah, and he like they go to the little like farmer's market kind of yeah. It's it's like fucking like it's like gremlins of shit everywhere and like vampires and whatever. And then they had the they're all we had a big like fight scene and they came up with this and the Harvey and Cavon. He plays Nandor on the show. He was They're awesome. We did We did a massive like like sword fights and shit and then but obviously there's gags in there where it's it's me and I had to do this like super speed hit me and smashed me in the chest and then I'm on this like track and attach the back and then they just like launched me like twenty you know, twenty feet like like out of the like out of the cartoons. I'm like launched like that feed up. Yeah, Okay, so you don't get scared when you have to do shit like that, homie, Like do you get scared or do you get nerves or you're just like no, We're just stoked to be there. Man. It's like fuck, yeah, I get a ratchet thing. That's sick fun. Oh that's crazy. You know. I will be like funk saying my prayers and doing you know, doing the Sign of the Cross and hopeing this works out. You're like, hell, yeah, I love this shit. Yeah, so you love it, homie, Like you're one of those like are you like an adrenaline JUNKI year or not a sperm um? No, like kind of not really I just always always did shit when I was like just it seems like the whole my whole life. I was done, and my brother and I grow up wrote like riding motorcycles and and just like climb, you know, climbing, doing this, doing that, Like do you have to like, so, say, somebody wants to become a stunt man, do you have to go get like a you know, like a like how you get a driver's access to drive a semi truck, you get a certificate or you just gotta be down No, Like okay, So I can't speak for any of our any anybody down here in the States. I don't know really how it works. But in Canada, like it's kind of, um, yeah, you don't have to you don't have to have necessarily a license, you don't have to do whatever. But like experience, um, people usually have a lot of people will come from like say a gymnastics background, martial arts background, parkour now like uh, people usually come from like that kind of or like extreme sports. Some guys like like roller blade, that kind of stuff. A lot of stuff that lends itself to have like really good Bondie awareness and then the fundamentals of stunts of what I would say anyway, it's it's its own martial art in itself, is that you have to learn reactions and how an essentially stage combat, how to punch on because that you could be you know, like Mike Tyson, the guy goes to throw a punch like but on camera it doesn't necessarily look like anything except you just got knocked up on Mike Tyson. But um oh true. Yeah, but so everything like plays different on camera, you know, Like, so you got to learn that and then hopefully, you know, learn from other people and they have the basics, and then everybody kind of starts like starting non union stuff. You know, you get things like this music video, that music video, blah blah blah, and yeah, I just kind of I always trip out on that because when you see like like real like fight scenes that look for him and like, damn, that fool looks like you really got his ass kid out there, I'm always I always trip up that. I'm like, do they feel me like at a slower speed and then they play it back faster to sell it or or you fools just know how to win. Oh well that's yeah, that's yeah, that's that's part of the job. Like that's it's all your reactions of like selling stuff, Like you'll watch it. Somebody will get hit and they're they'll just go, oh, they'll turn their head. But oftentimes even if you go to fault, like it's tons of nineties shit, you'll watch stuff like even like like not throwing anybody under the bus, but you watch it like like lethal weapon or whatever, and like a lot of the auxiliary stock random stunt guy will get punching. It's just like and then they just fall, whereas where you want to, they just do one one mobilea where they're like oh yeah, and then that's it, and it's like I'm not buying it me. No, especially as a stunt when you watch shit, you know, like you're probably even more critical. Oh yeah, my my buddy Jeff and I will go and like just literally dissect. Just go to his place, hang out, eat some food and just dissect. All right. Oh yeah, he's got both, Okay, all day. He's the guy who got me in the stunts. His name is Jeff Meache. He's killed doctor Jeff. Yes, he doesn't have social media, but he got two level yeah exactly. Yeah, that's all it matters. You know, Rudy roadr gears, there's only and there's only on You only got one life, so don't tear it apart. You just got one ball, one ball, just need one. After roll at the shooting range, my life, my life, My life was changed. I shouldn't have drank so much of that last middle of light and great little bit, because now I got one ball, and that is all. I can still may love and I can still dance, and actually feels kind of nice to have extra brume in my best I said one one ball that one night may bet ain't the end of the world. Sin it's like a tasty so day with one shaverybody on time of one one balls purfect get brown, the other one of saying it's popped. But I got that one strong, strong, strong ball. Sit, strong, strong, strong ball. I maybe have one ball, but it it sits so heavy and strong. Sit. The world is one ball. The world is one ball, together with one ball forever one ball. I got one nun and I got one ball, but I got your extra one of my pants and sit I can bring me dance. Sit the world is one ball. Rudy Rodriguez. Everybody got one nut motherfucker got on the end of the world. Is that one nutter's not brown and it's grown strong. It is round dogca God bless all race car drivers. Rudy Rodriguez Theirs. I got one, just one. Mm hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul and now too the into the franky king you on this show, so like you still like you got a lot of life, laughing. You look at a healthy vote on me like you're it's like, do you do you want to do? It's a trip to Homi because you do a lot of voices on me, like, um, there was a time my homie said, it's stay in Toronto, Frankie, Frankie, you know that's the homie. That's right, you got us in here. Um. But he said, yeah, Homie, I was kicking with this stunt vattel and I started telling him, Hey, you know, I got this podcast that Will Ferrell producers or whatever I says to old Will Ferrow again. I always have to think of me because he lets the creeper go on the thing, and you know, he lets you know and shout out to you know, DJ Muggs or lets us use a studio, right here. Um, but but he was like he said, he was kicking it with you at Harvey's Paddle whether in Toronto. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, this is about those that skiing busts. And all of a sudden he started doing went in two different voices et and I was like, what, don't mean I'm not trying to put you on the spot. No, man, No, I've always ever since I was a kid, you know, watching like you know, we watched you know, Mike Myers, what you know, Uh, Jim Carrey, like Ace Ventura, Austin Powers, all that kes Canadian. Yeah. Yeah, he's from Scarborough. Yeah, which is like, shut up, shut out Scarborough. I like Mike Myers. I mean he's a legend, you know. Yeah, there's a lot of Canadian those that are. And then and then even like people always forget it that Cheech and Chong they started out in Canada because they were they were dodging the yeah, the draft. Yeah, or Chee was I think I think from there. Yeah, he's I forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure I thought he was from Calgary, but I'm sorry, I guess, um, yeah, I thought he was from Calgary. But I can't confirm her that. I'm sure the Internet. I don't land based me for that. Everybody. Maybe that's your lady texting. You're like, why'd you tell everybody that you let your shirt on fire? It literally was, that's funny, it was actually here. Oh, don't tell him the story. No, she loves it. She's like, did you pick up the fire jel? The fire jel? She already knows my man's a stunt man. That's it. No. So yeah, I always always did voices when I was a kid, and always my passion, you know, and um, because yeah, because I asked. I asked, Frank, you said, what would he do? Is hey whom he could do a German accent, a franchick? Say yeah, I said, come on, yeah. I specialized in like like dialects and and all that shit. And I do tons of impersonations like you know, as has been done before. Everybody has a dond sports naked to be crazy, but now it doesn't. Honorable. Thing is very smooth, This is fantastic. This is how he speaks it. You know, it's fine. The barometer that I have for Arnie is that, um, it's Arnie. It's his Cadence. It's his Cadence that like does like he does this, uh and what what movie was it in? Uh? Total recall When he shoots Sharon Stone, She's like, but honey, we're married and she goes to shoot him, and he says, considered the the divorce. But it's like, considered the divorce. Yeah, you've got you got what you want? Hey, you can give these people. Ah, it's crazy, you know. But then, uh, you know Tennis sinking from from family guy? You know you know that Peter Oh yeah, you know they always he's always like, hey, h h which your white, Josh but fucking pregnant for like eight years or white? And then he and Joe's like a bitter. I think maybe yeah, maybe it don't make fun of Bonnie so much. She's really freak itself conscious of her. Yeah, that kid's gonna come out playing fucking show up all of what. Yeah, you're just a silly fat bet, aren't you. Yeah. I've heard I've heard it. I've heard it correctly, those waves, But you know you didn't know you need yo yo yo what the Mexicans call l Tari Blake. You could just slitch it up like yeah, that's a trip. Yeah. It's always always a good party favorite. But now yeah, no, I've an agent here and it's crazy and I've been auditioning like fucking crazy and it's been awesome. Yeah Homi dang ho me congratulations. I mean I feel like there's a lot. I mean you've already been killing it and everything, yuh you know, in your stunt working. But that's my passion. I love stunts, don't get me wrong, like, but but voice has always like definitely been my passion. And I mean you see, you see hard like the future is bright for you, homie, you know, appreciative, experienced stunt homie. And to be able to uh you know, do I'll do all these different voices and that's a that's a trip on me. Um yeah, it's it's it's killer, and like to be around people like you know, like um like like our homeboy Frankie and I mean now yourself and then uh harbigian and it's just uh up because you know, I'm a I'm a Finnish instructor, homie, but I always trip out on that. I've always tripped out on like like stunt man and ship you know, and then I've been, Uh the onset I'm gonna onset a finished instructor for I've been on movie set yeah, and TV shows just to just to help keep everybody think, everybody in shape, to put positive vibes they through the air of the of the stage or on set and so but yeah, I'm I'm the onset finished instructor for a show called This Boy on Hulu that Frankie's in and all that. Like they do stunts and they have a stunt homie. They're clear he's a og and uh so I get it's interesting to me, Holmie. And so when when Frankie hit me up, he goes, hey, Holmie, that that stunt Holdie from from Kennedy. He's going to be a law say, he's going to be a loss for for for a while. Yeah, And so I hit you up and you were down hold me to come through. I appreciate that, Homie, because I know there's people out there, like you know, they're probably they're gonna listen to this and be like, dang, that is a trie, like you know, the life of a stunt man. And then but then now you have you got voices too, and so the future is bright for you, Homie, appreciate it, man, Yeah, no, I love it. Come out here, like you gotta be open to open the new opportunities and you know, open the fun shit and just just get it. You can't. Yeah, you don't want to stifle anything, you know, come out. Hey you want to come out? Yeah? Yeah do it? Oh yeah me? Hey, so but real quick on me. Let me uh, I'm gonna interview you on me and then I'm gonna but you be Arnold Swartznagger. Holmi fantastic. Hey, So, Josh, I had to leave the stunt man because now we have Arnold Sardznagger here, Homie. So Arnold Sarznagger a aka Arnie. Can I call you Arnie? Yeah, it's fine. You know my friends to call me Annie. It's fine. It's fantastic AOI So, like you know, when you're a buff and everything, because you're kind of getting old now, homie, but you still kind of like you still that vibe though, like dang, that's that's you know, you know, you know, you get to keep up training. It's like eating breakfast. You know, you get up in the morning, you know, he eats your breakfast. You go. It's always been a part of my life so ever since I grew up in Grass, Austria. You know, this is what you do. You get up, you got train, you do it. You feel amazing, it's good for your body. And you know, like like you know, you say it all the time, positive vibes, you keep it going. But you did this. A lot of people put it forward that they're gonna have it for everybody else, but they don't stop and take the time for the positive vibes themselves. So this is what you're doing. Okay, So speaking on positive vibes, a were you feeling like you were having a good day or like you were embracing positive vibes when you looked at your maid that was living with you and nows and then you rammed her out and got her pregnant. I mean, you know, you know you always talk about the juivos. This is how it is. This is a problem with being in California. At some time. There's almost like this time and there's like a formula if you if you're here in California that you know, yeah, you canna end up having sex with them with Latina made That's that's the formulas. So you know, the more time did you hear the more time? Did you hear that eventually there's more maids that is going to happen, and then there's gonna be kids. And you know, I always had the problem. I'm always one hundred percent committed. I always do this. So so I don't want Yeah, don't and you don't pull out, you don't waste it. This is this is all bullshit, all of it. You don't do that. No, yeah, no, well actually I'm grateful that you don't waste that nut, homie. What I appreciated a thought about that, homie, that you did that, honestly, because a lot of people are like, hey, this is he just rammed down. I got his made pregnant. I respected it, homie, because first off, like she she's not that fine? Know did she respect? I could see why, homie, because you're you're Arnold source nag right, So you're used to ramming all these finances. That the problem. You know, there's avery time, you know, because I was mister Olympia, you know, seven times as the government California and it's this famous movie star like there's there's only there's only so many supermodels. They're boring. They can't do this. You know they all did. They laid down. You know, they just lay there. It's not it's not good. You know, they don't do anything. They say, oh my god, it's so amazing. This is I love your abes. That's fine. But then they just didn't do nothing. Yeah, they're like a like a piece of bread, Like I love bread, but they have like you love bread, but it gets boring if you put your penis in it, you know, waves, it's not good. So you know this this mades they do this. But you tell them, you know, I give you it. You know, I don't need to have money, but you need to lick the waves. They do a lot more of that, you know, they like. And then she like norvels. It's when you bust. And then she's like, all right'm gonna finished gold doing your laundry right now. Yeah. But then then they clean everything up and it's fantastic. You don't have to do anything. Yeah, you know, so they clean everything anyway, but they're into it. I mean they'll make you food, they make you think. And I could see it is because like everybody's like that. She wasn't not fine. I was like, it's not about that to me. She looked attractive because I can see she's a hard worker, and she's like, hey, this fo he's very a ramman. Obviously her committed mister Olympia, like in that moment, like just too knowing that in that moment when you knew that you were gonna bustle me and you weren't even wearing a condom or not, you know me, and if you're made for you to be like fuck, you know me, I'm fucking gonna bust There's always this thing. When I was understood the Predator, it was you know, there's this guy in my name is from a few movies. You know, it's not their finest, but I always told him, you know, keep your head up, you have it like that. You know, he gave me some excellent advice. His name was Cowl Weathers. You know if you may know who he is. So then there's cal Weathers who understood the Predator. And he said, you know, you make sure if you ever get to La, you ever do this the best thing you ever have. Because these supermodels they suck. They're not good anymore. They're just fucking lazy. You know, don't worry about these supermodels and all these you know, groupies and the people that want to get it. You get the maids because they do everything on me. You know, that's where you know, the one secret in life that any could ever say is the maid. Then you haven't made. I made this made. This is what he said. Dang o me that's made, is made? I made that. Get you made. It's fantastic. You know, Jim cameraon always talks about this, like from on we had we had this maid. So I don't need to get into it. They say too many things, but you know the said these maids and you know the terminator and it was fantastic, and you know we've all made yeah, oh yeah, you probably need a lot of maid It's an asset on me because you like all the metal melting and a lot of fire and a lot of things you clean up. You know where that's the thumb the thumbs up, you know, you like, I had this amazing stunt man. He told me you got to light it on fire, and that's where the thumbs up came from. SAFTI smashed the maid and she's all, you know, totally melted. She gives me the thumbs up and falls into the sheets, and that's where it came from. I told Jim Camera, we have to get it in the movie. Wow. Oh, I mean that is the next level way, you know, And that's a trip for me. That's from being just knowing what's up and knowing that I'm ramming out the Maid and heard a into the sheets and then he you know what, when you put it out when it comes to America, I'll always you know, don't let anybody tell you that was a self made man. That the thing, there's always these people. There's the grips that you know, you're on the show. You can't make a movie without the sound, the editors, the grips, the crafty, the people doing your hair, all these things just like that. You're ever gonna bust the nutty. You don't want to be a self made man. This the Maid is there. This is like one of the some of the most advice when it came to America and came to California that the maintained this through my whole life. Okay, so she's not the only maid that you rammed out. I mean, fortunately, you know, nobody else could pregnant. But I have an amazing sound from it. It's a fantastic Okay, I saw you graduating from pepper Dyna. Yeah, he's got this looks like fantastic physique, you know, but he doesn't have the same kind of gear, you know, like the trend and the d ball that we had when it was back in the seventies and the eighties. Okay, right, right, a new day do that because you had no more waivers, you do that than anymore. Yeah, I know the ship that got Now you're turning into this crazy bowl and all these things, you know, and then you want to maintain the waves otherwise the snowmaids in the picture, and then why are you living anyway? Yeah? Yeah, homie, Hey, guys, says to me, you're spreading some knowledge, and and I knew there was you know, I always respected your homie. Always been a real real battle homie for people hating this was a getting into politics. He's all Republican and and this and that. But then when you when you round out the maid homie who's living like, you know, she's from Bakersfield, homie, you know, or the Sun camera baker I'm like, damn, Like, Arnie's a he's a real deal, homie, And you know you're a maid You're a made both homie. So I appreciate that, homie, And it's good to hear. It's kind of stuff already knew because I knew you're just real, homie. And you're like, you know what, I'm not gonna look at this maid. It's like nah or whatever, You're just here to clean up. Like, nah, you're here also for I'm gonna mister Olympia, put a mister Olympia inside of you, homie, and not even tripped because I stay you stay committed like that, homie. And and this this is a you know, keep it one hundred percent. You know, don't wait, they don't pull up. We didn't have these fancy bird controls like they had now, like pulling out. We never had this before. Oh oh, so pulling out wasn't even a part of your life. It contraceptions, you know, you know what that is. You don't pull out. Commit one hundred percent. You know, like when I was the governor California, when it's the terminator and all this, all this, you know, this fanti stake when you when you called me up, you say, hey, come out, the podcast is going to be amazing. So it's like, of course you know, keep it one hundred percent. I meet up with meet up with your creeper. I did it, Frankie Keioni's fucking fantaistic love this guy, you know. And he said, they come out and I told him, as I will, this is this is great. You know, I have all these other things that I you know, have to do, but you know this, I wanted to take the time, eat some tacos, maybe see what kind of made it around and then you know, the creeper and they see what kind of Now I have a question for you. What kind of fitness tips the creeper say to a guy in the road all the time? What maybe one of the best things that you could tell a seventh time mister World Olympia. Uaw dang, Homie. I mean, I'm more than honored of your presence day now. I feel like, hey, just run the maids if you're on the road. But but uh, you know, I would say, Homie, just you know, keep it moving. He keep doing your thing most important thing. You know. It's like you said earlier, get the positive vibes and feel positive about yourself on me. But you know, you gotta get your trollo squats into homie, And I know you're older now, he but you can still get the Trollo squats. You know that might be hot on my knees. But what I love to get do is get one of your low riders. I can take it with me. I put it in the you know, the health toel room, and then do that and it's set up and I can do my because it's not the impact on the knees. It's fantastic. And still get some curls in, you know. Wow, So why you're doing a troto squad. You could do some curls. You know. You could you superset all the time. We used to superset all of these things, and now you could do that. Now they have these air bikes where it's like elliptical, you know, but you could go and it's like push full. So you could do it with the low rider and then we can do that a bit fantastic. Get the crows going and then it comes and knocks around Parlock around eight or nine am. Because you don't put the signing like privacy please, you let the maids not right, and then you're like money, you know. They have to think like uber eats, you know. But they just show up and that's what they're bringing. But it's like uber maids, so oh wow, you know, and then the Germany is somebody that could be in Australia. There could be an uber match. You know. Yeah. How many maids do you think you rammed it in your life? You know what's I was seven times? I want the missed Olympia, but that I was X number and the maids because I've always been there. Oh that's a trip. Congratulations for me. Hey, Poussia has Arnold Sarzenegger for coming through it. Thanks thanks for having me expect I know you know I'm a finishstructor, but I was never missed Olympia. I mean your seven time mister Olympia ramming all these maids and everything. Just keep the positivity going, you know, I appreciate that. I love what you're doing for the community to do this, do that, make sure all the homies that you know, staying fit and staying health and staying positive. This is fantastic. Thank you for having man. Dang, you're getting me motivated right now, I said, I sarch Anger. Hey, thanks to everybody. Hey, thanks Arnold schwarch Anger coming. I don't know French anger. See later he is Josh still here, homiere, Hey, what's up man? I heard already walking out? Hold me fine, that's a trippin. Yeah, talking about how you know, iad something about maids and ship man. That's good because I was showing them because everybody's like it was like a scandal, but I was like showing them respect. Like that's that's all. I mean. All these politicians they always say they want to be somebody for the people, but then when you're actually with the people, it probably works better. You know. Yeah, you can identify blue collar workers, you know, people on the ground, all that kind of thing. Yeah, and he oh yeah, he connected with the blue collar. You know, he busted all crazy insider word made it, made a kid. He graduated from pepper Dye. Um. So that's what's up with me. Hey. But Josh Maloney, thank you for coming through, homie. Thanks for having me bro hey much respect everything you do, hoomie. Uh being a feedom as stunt stunt guy and all that, and uh, you know, congratulations on your success and you're continued success on me. Anytime you're in loss Ay, you could hit me up, on me, hit us up. We got you, Homie from your homeboy Creeper. Keep doing your thing. Hey, thanks for being here. Thanks bro. All right, Homie, that's been in for Creeper's corner. Make sure you check out The Frankie Get On the Show podcast, produced by the og legend Will Farrell, Big Money Players and the iHeartMedia Network. That's what Sucks for tuning into another episode of The Frankie Next Show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Player's Network. Shout out to the homies Time, Olivia, Nick, the Homie hearn Dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby DJ Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by Media. You know how we do, Homie. 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