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Over and Over and Over Again

Published Nov 9, 2022, 11:00 AM

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Hey, what's up you guys. This is Jay Z and right now I'm gonna have a little discussion with my man Peter. Hi, Peter, how are you? J I'm great. How are you okay? I'm good now that you're focused on me and not distracted by um just stupid things. You know, that was stupid. I'm sorry, it's okay. So how are you? How did you have tennis class this morning? No? I didn't. I didn't have tennis to say, but I did get a good workout in I don't know where where'd you work out at? Worked out in our living room? Oh wow, I was doing some cattle bells. Oh ghettle bounce, that's when you Yeah, I was watching this YouTube video. This woman she does these cattle bell exercises and she's really strong, and I was just kind of falling along and definitely gotta what do you mean she was really strong? Like, how do you know she was strong? You were looking at her muscles and you were like focusing on her muscles or what do you mean that she's strong? But I was listening to her direction, um, and you could tell by the way she can lift the ways and some of the dirations strirations in the body and the muscles that diraction sri stratospiracy. Yes, um, yeah, just the definition of the body and the way she can throw around and move around the weights. Okay, so you weren't thinking like actual things, there's something crazy? I mean, oh my god, no, of course not. I would never do that, Okay, Yeah, that's because that would be crazy, that would be danger dangerous. Yeah, So let me ask you, because I know a lot of people want to know this information, Like when you had first seen me, Like, what were you feeling? What were you thinking? Oh, when I first saw you, you mean the very first time, the very first time tingled? Yeah, I have that tingling sensation, like when you get from putting ben gay on a wound or sore. I just I felt like I was floating. Was I like moving in slow motion like in the pelliculas like that you were, even though you were kind of making a pretty violent move towards somebody, it did feel like it was in slow motion though you were moving very quickly, And I was like, if this isn't love at first said I don't know, I don't know, that's what it looks so beautiful because I know when I looked at your sid, I mean, I look, it looks so cute. And I saw that you were recognizing my beauty and I saw that it was making you lightheaded. You know I can I got him. I got him. I knew right there that you're gonna be mine. You know, whether you were into it or not. I'm like, this cavern is gonna be mine. You had me at the first one and the first that's right, I did. So we've been together a while now, and so how do you feel like about our future together? Like where things are going? I feel incredible. I feel so good about it. I think about you as an older woman often, And why were you You were a little bit stuttering right there, Like I think about older older like what else were you thinking? Well, well, I don't know if we wanted to go down this this road this earlier. But I sometimes will think about you as an older woman like you and me, when we're five years out from now, ten years out from years, won't be old. You would still be young. And that's true. Mean like twenty years, thirty years, yes, yes, thirty years. That was five years. That was an unforced air. I apologize, that's okay. We can edit it out or just leave it so we can show that you're, you know, human, make mistakes. It's right, that's that's really good, really good attitude. Thank you. And I'll think about us as older than we are now. And I don't know what it is. I don't know why, but it turns you know, it turns me on. Okay, you had just been all together and just thinking about your body when you're a little older too, just turns me on. Oh god, on o King, now you're talking. You're not thinking about that cattle back his body no more. Huh, you're thinking about my body now. I'm definitely thinking about your body. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm extremely present. Yeah, so we'll be right there, all old and playing bingles or can save you know. And oh, I had dropped my Bingo card and I have to bend over to get it. And even though you're with me all that time, you're still like you can't resist to look and in your head you're like dang bingo looking at my nas like that. As I bend over to get the beingle card, I already want the bingles because that's my lady right there. Huh. I'm insatiable that's right. You're doing good, baby, You're doing good. Thank you for calling that. I'm coming cable and Internet bro for party. Um. I want to see if I can upgrade my cable service. Okay, let me see what you have here. Bro. Oh no Bro, Basic Cable Bro, it's boring Bro, Evening News, Willard Fortune Bro, Jorge Duty Bro. It's bushy. 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We got that laughter for your soul. And now to then that the freak. So like when girls come to you at the tennis courts, like can you give me pointers? It depends back can my forehand? Like how do you respond to them? I mean I usually try to help him out if I can, if I have time, you know, really ok. Yeah, and if it's the right person, you know, what do you mean if it's the right person, if it's somebody that I think, you gotta be careful what you say. Sometimes yes you do, Yes you do, Yes, yes you do. It's what I'm looking for is a desire to learn, you know, but a desire to learn from these canas. No, I'm looking for somebody who wants to learn how to play tennis. So I want somebody who's just really excited to learn and really wants to like practice over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. That's what motivates me to teach them. Sorry, yes see, I don't know. I got a little nervous there. Yeah, I'm a little taken back by your like over and over and over and over with these random cavernas at the tennis court. Why why was the why? Over and over and over? I guess that's all like that's kind of like, you know, hey, you know something, like you're insinuating something. It's just because my old tennis coach, you used to just drill it over over and over again. You hit your back hands over stepping and throw, you know, use your hips, boom over and over and but it has kind of a sexual vipe. And when you have these little dump tennis covernas coming, I want to learn. I'm ready to learn. Like oh yeah, I'm sure they are okay, and they want you to do the farm right into their naligas or whatever they're there, whatever they're trying to attain, whatever their agenda is. You know, I know this cavernas, that there little tennis cavernas out there, and there little I look, I have time, and you know, I and my tennants are still wide and and this and that, the little socks with the little booty things on there, and I think I look sexy. I'm gonna tell them all, I'm ready to learn. I want to learn. I want to do it over and over and over and over and over and telling you like that, and you're just, oh, yeah, I'm just willing to teach somebody. Know, we're gonna have to. If you're gonna do that, I need to be there, Okay, okay, if you want to sit on the court and watch and make sure everything is kind of up to your standards, that's I would love that. Yeah, of course you would love that, because i'm your lady camera life. Remember we're gonna go all together and play the Bengals. And I dropped my card and like that, right, m mhmm, you can't play. Yeah, but that's interesting that you have these tennis cover on that staying over and you're staying over and over like, so you have experience with spending time with them. Mom, I'm busteeing my ass at the salon so that we can have a better life together. Well, I was teaching them, and I teach other guys too, and you know, older people, kids, everything. All all of a sudden, Oh it's guys and other older people, And all of a sudden, you didn't come out like that. You said, oh, you know, I over and over and is the little tennis coverronas like I'm willing to learn I bet they are. Huh, I bet they are. Yeah, tennis is big right now. People really want to learn the old people and the coronas out there. Okay, you could teach the other men and the old people, the vigos and all that, but if you teach those over and over coverronas that are out there, I need to be there. Okay. I'm glad that we had this interview because now I know what's going on over here. When you say, oh no, just me and the guys, no bullshit, bullshit, You don't think that you don't think you think I'm stupid. No, you think I'm No, you don't think that I that I know. I know for a fact those little tennis horse out there were coming to you, attracted to you, checking you out from the stands, and oh no, I was just my phone knock iron. Are you're looking at my man as he's out there? Have you? I think I've seen you out there a few times watching. Yeah. I get out there when I can, and now I'm gonna be out there even work out on okay, and then if it starts to affect my business at the salon, then we're gonna have some issues that we're gonna need to work out what someone at the courts were saying that you talked. I think you talked to them at their car on their way out in the parking lot. She said you confronted her. It's girl Jamie. She's probably oh, no, no, no, no, it wasn't Jamie. It was Heather. Okay, Heather, but maybe Jamie is another one I need to talk to. But yeah, Heather, her eyes or she has the wandering nights. I am at the tennis courts. I don't know where to look. She's looking at you can and I don't like it, and she goes, no, I was just studying the fundamentals. Then sabic As, it's like Pete Sampress and this is I said, kick back, okay, kick back and say hey. They're saying, oh, you know, I know what she's doing. She's having sexual thoughts about you in her mind. While she said I, you know like I, he's like me Sampriss, and she's thinking about you and there because maybe you had told her over and over and over and over and over. Now I'm gonna tell you cout on over and over and over and over. You stay away from the door tennis horse, okay, because they don't do anything. They're savages. They're savages, they're little. I know, they act like they're wanting because because tennis is like a rich sport ken Save, they have that attitude like I I wouldn't do nothing like that because look, I'm wearing the little skirt and I'm at that country club or ken savet Sometimes those are the those little country cup tennis course. Sometimes those are the worst ones that can because they you know, they can get away with it because I you know, we're high class and we don't we're not like that. They're savages and they don't let them manipulate you. I want to learn knock out and they're trying to get your polo like that. Just me to do that back? Can teach me to do that back? And they're in that racket like that. Next thing, you know, they're stroking your winning that m hmm. Not on my clock out or not on my clock. I thought they just wanted to learn how to play. Oh, they want to learn how to play. They want to learn how to play the flute while learning to play tennis. Like iron. Yeah, we're all oh j C. You think I'm stupid. Yeah, you want, it's gonna creeper from lott fits. Yeah's all right now on me on this little video sw youttle tricks of the trades. They because right now I'm seeing a lot of heat. They get tricked on me like they do a lot of times in fitness or just humans in general. They'll be like get tricked real easier by consumerisms and capitalisms or whatever. So right now home in the Finnish community, like foolds are all like, oh damn cattle bells A and like when you describe what's a cattle bell, it's basically a little block of concrete with a handle on it, and Folds are spending all kinds of ferria on that, which is a trip on me. So I have my creeper bolls A. So what creeper bells on me? You could get a bag of concrete uh from the insta cart, so bring it to you a for like less than five dollars four forty free? How much was a bang of concrete on me? Forty nine? You can get a bag of concrete A. And with that bag of concrete then you go to the ninety nine and get buckets on me. And I know what you're thinking they're like, hey, well, how much of those buckets creeper or at the ninety nine cent store? Riddle me? This a their ninety nine cents on me? So with tax and everything, it's about a dollar twelve. So I got six of those on me. I put concrete in them, and now I got six creeper bolls a for less than fifteen dollars on me. So if you want to be like one of these fools that follows these kettle behind us on the YouTube's that are like they have their liming LULUs and and their hundred dollars kettle bells, hey you know, then then yeah, then live your life, you know, if you want to get tricked like that, um, because yeah, I know kettle when I heard kettle bells, like, hey, that must be from a farm or something. And if you look at the history a google it or whatever, yeah it did come from a farmer. Uh. In Russia, homie, they had kettle bells that they used to weigh grain, so they cast it at the market. But then they're like, oh, but we're all cold right now because we're in Russia. It's freezing conditions. Let's just start throwing these things around so they started throwing the kettle bells and they're like, oh, look, we could work out with this. And then you know, Americans were like, oh yeah, we could use these in our new fitness clients on how we do But yeah, so waste money like that on me or just do the creeper bells all right. So there's a little history fact on where kettle bells really came from home and away to save fattia because you can do creeper bows for less than half the price. That's what suck. We need a vacation or something. And which what's the country club that you've been going to, because I think we need to switch this public tennis courts. Yeah, but they are like they're at a country club. I can see how you think they had that pine mm hmm. So when we went to dinner, remember we went to dinner the other night. Of course it's delicious. We remember you were like, oh, because I was still working, and you were like, oh, I need to stop at home to get ready, and what what did you do? I just want to stop at home, take a shower and get dressed, get some nice clothes on, get a nice shower, in a nice shower even did a quick stretch watch YouTube video and uh stretched out a little bit. Then I took a ship with the kettle bell out on. It was a different girl. I guess she was a yeah who holding on? Wow, you're being real lucy guy with your behavior, real lucy gucy. Just on, let me watch this gon, yes, go on, Like, why wouldn't Why wouldn't you watch another man teach you how to stretch? When you have a man's body is a stretch different, that's a female body, Why would you want to age? She can teach me right right? You don't have you know, so you need different stretches, So why would you It just doesn't seem like logical to me. You know, I have a man's body. I need to watch a man show me how to stretch. That's totally fair. I we'll definitely adjust that correct that. I do feel, you know what I mean? It just seems weird. It does a lot of this is feeling, as I said, a lot of like it did. It didn't feel right, And I do have this fear, sort of like fear when I say it, like I know what's wrong? You know it's weird. It's good that you're conscious of it. But now you need to act as the you know what I mean, you need to like a well that is weird. Why would I when I watch a woman teach me how to stretch a woman's body when I have a man's body, you know, like, what are your intentions? And now that I'm just gonna really come lucy goosey with it. But even that, what you just say is like kind of do what you say and say what you do or what did you just say? No? No, no, no, yeah, just you know, walk walk pretty much just you know, patty kick around like oh no, because I don't know what I was thinking. You know, it's exactly what this president be president and knowing what you're doing be president over and over and over and over and over, yeah, over and over. Yeah, let's listening to this Ted, talk this this professor lady or yeah, the lady. I guess I was pretty much saying the exact same thing you said it better for sure, and I'm not gonna listen to her anymore. So that Ted, dang, this is this is very concerned. It said no, don't touch me right now. Don't touch me right now, because I don't care You're going I'm watching the kettle bat, she's doing the kettle buck now, watching this other countern not teach me how to stretch? Now, watching a Ted talks with another counter, It's like, am I not enough woman for you? Now? You're seeking other videos and other little side things like you know I'm not enough woman for You've always been enough woman for me and not even close. You will you will always be enough by far? Full fu? What did this Ted talks women have to say? Like just talking about integrity and you know, if you're an to do something, if you're gonna say something, then you should do it, you know. But I think I was getting manipulated, and I think that I've just been over all a little bit loosey goosey late. And it's actually good that we're having this conversation because I can it exposes. Yeah, oh, it exposes. It's exposing a lot. It's over and over. I know it's going to happen. You're gonna smash me. Wow, I would like to smash, if that's how you want to call it. You know. I like to get down with my man, and I would like to think that I gave him enough woman so that if we have sexual experiences that he's not waking up to watching a cattle behind or a cattle about woman, or cattle about fluocy or you know, any of that, any of that, and then that not only that, but later in the day you're watching another woman teach you how to stretch. It just comes up on the recommended. Oh, I'm sure it does because it knows your search teachery cover on and you're constantly searching for other women to instruct you to do different things like if I'm not enough woman and I just don't get it. You know. It's weird. It's like anybody that looked at that and be like, oh, and you're just you're like exposing yourself little by little, you know, You're just like you're putting yourself on blast right now. You know. Yeah, You're like, Oh, because they came up on recommending my search and tree, you know what that tells me. I'm not stupid. You know, I'm not stupid. I know how the internets and all that work, the algorithms all that. Yeah, I know, because it had recommended. You think that's an out for you. You think, oh, it's not his faulty recommended. Why do you think it's recommending it to you. It's the computers. That's the Internet. They know. And why does they think that you want that? I'm not enough woman for you so much woman for me? Not too much, but enough. Just see I I don't try to look for these women. Idiots. These people are. They're stupid chasing. Of course they're stupid. I'm gonna teach you how to stretch. I here's how you stretch. You can't get a good stretch with your cheechees out all like that, and they put it all. I am stretching che But I just think she's you don't you can't even talk right now. It's just I'm scared. I know you're gonna smash me later, but I would love to smash. I would love to smash sexually. But it's weird because the other night when we went to dinner, That's why I asked you what you do before dinner? Yeah, we're doing that shower because we smashed later that night. And you know, usually you're you're ready, you know, like that, you know the wimbow tank cover, I you know, the trophy is ready. But it was a little bit, you know, and then when you erup you're you know, it was like it was a drought, like oh, like you know, you have to pump the well over and over and over and over and then oh boo two little dropsy, that's it. What happened? What happen? Where's that out? I'm looking at the at the end of the fact that I there's the nut nothing and get the well. You squeezed hard. Don't interrupt me, cout on so sorry, I'm getting like that, nothing like that? And oh why why is that? Because the scoons watching instructional videos from several women you tech talks on me in a not only are gonna stretch me out and get me to do that, to do the cattle bouns over and over and over, but now they're gonna teach me about why she was teaching me and take gritty you can starve it and this and that. It hurt. I don't you know what. I don't think in her thro I don't don't even think anything sexual about these idiots. These people are fucking stupid, they're bit they're just umb idiot bitious. I don't even know that. I just Jessie, I I just don't care it, I mean, and then like you just think I'm like, um, when your little tennis horse now or something. The way you're talking to me, Oh, it's not my fault that youtubes are recommended. Why do you think that YouTube's is recommending me? Because that's your behavior. You're searching elsewhere, and I don't know why. I don't know why you're searching else It was on your account just suked up to her Apple TV first all, let me see the point. And about that night, yeah, in the shower, I was just yeah, oh yeah, who are you thinking of in the shower? Oh, let me get a quick shower. And knowing that we're about to go to dinner, knowing that your chances are good, you know, every time that we go out to dinner, I'm gonna get that look out on. You know that, you know, I'm gonna get that po little for dessert. And still you wanted to let me play with my wienie in the showers and I am exfoliating, and um, they had teach they had teached me on that Ted talks that integrity. So I'm gonnas play with my wienie before I go to dinner with my girl. Is that that's your life? Really? Wow? Wow? Wow. You know it's crazy. It's like anybody that would see that or play that situation, they'll be like, oh, you know, red flags, red flags, something strong. I thought we were doing good. I thought we were doing good. See we are. I just couldn't help it. In the shower, I just couldn't help it. I couldn't stop thinking, who are you thinking? Who were you thinking about? How were you thinking about? I'm gonna show you how to stretch with my cheechee out here like that? Huh oh? Fuck? Or your tennis doors, Heather and Jamie, No oh, let me takee team. Heather and Jamie, you're thinking like that. No, I hate them. There's they're little. They think they're out a country club. Now you're at the public tennis courts, cover or not. Don't be acting like you're at that country club. Jays. I was thinking about you. I was thinking about us. I was thinking about fucking you five ten years from now. Something about it's been turning me on. I don't know what. I don't know. I don't know why it took such a long show. I knew we were going to ram later that night. I just got I've just been getting I don't know what it is. I've been eating a lot of brazil nuts or something. I am turned on lately, and your body is just Also, you can't leave your I don't you should be leaving your underwear out like that. You know what he's used on my undoors? So it turned you on. I took it in the shower, the way they were wet. You said, as a wash cloth, as a body wash. Luf the silk, the silk ones are black ones, and oh God drives me nuts as soon as I touch it. It just it's like the first time I saw you. I'm just tingling and I'm elevated. I feel like I'm high. I feel like I'm on stilts. I'm floating cover stilts. Your violence turns me on. J C. And I got that carnival, the carnival. I don't know when you the biggest teddy barrier ever, fucking fashion bby mm hm m m m m mmm mmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul and now tuned into the breaking gave you on this show. You stupid, stupid bitch. How dare you even think that you have a chance with my man? Alright, stick to your little stupid you too. Flues the activities. Alright, bitch, because that's my man. I'll fuck you up. Stay away from Peter because you're as simple as can. Try to mess up my men. All right, up on you and I'll bust your head bit and make it swell smack. You win the dome with your own kettle bell. Stick to your week as YouTube. What I do with top knots, what you do with boo boo to pay attention to what's pumping up the speaker. Stay in your lane and stay away from Peter. Stay away from Peter. Stay your stay away from Peter a bit? How fuck you was fool? Stay away from Peter? Stay say you stay, stay away from Peter? They stay stay what's stay away from Peter? How fun? You don't piss me off, bitch, because I get reckless. See and my man, follow your stupid as stretches. That's my follow the stretch and nextfoliate. Then I write, I'm so hard to tell his bhone spread I'm gonna do with Ted talk on that we need Peter be bagging. Please give me more, Jayson, so dumb country cups, let's stick to tennis. I don't give a fuck, bitch. I get relentless. Do you stay away from Peter. Stay stay away from Peter, or I'll suck you up. You stay you away from Peter. They stay away from Peter to take Let's stay away from Peter squeezed. That's right, bit, all right, don't make me tell you twice, okay, because if I have to come tell you twice, you're gonna not even be able to be conscious to realize what happened, because I'm gonna knock your stupid I thout. Okay, so you might want to wear a helmet. Helmet that covers your dumbat space too, stupid bitch, that's my man, take you away from I don't care. I don't even think anything sexual about it is you can be doing like that? Come on, you know you're smarter than that. You're smarter than that, so you you can do that. No more of that Ted talks than all that. I'm gonna be looking at your YouTube's history. Just get rid of that and just fresh start forward. Yeah, but either way, I'll just be looking to make sure. Okay, do you love me? I love you so much? Do you let me look? I love you so much. I love you so much. You know what we need to, and they were like, let's do a little song. But I really want you to tap into your love for me. You know, I want you to feel my my Chinese on your face when you're in a shower. It's smelling my presence, my romans, my beautiful romans, fucking heart because what is my what is my buddy smell like? Oh god, it's like A said, flashes six different things. I at a lot of I fruit, a lot of fruits, fresh fruits, and twice as delicious as a summer flower. Okay, so what do my what all my fruits smell like? Are they from like Ralphs? Are they from like ore? From like I got on? That's like I was gonna say, sprouts her whole foods, but Heaven is even better the whole foods in Heaven. Gout on, I thought you gonna say, but Heaven. Mm hmm, good answer. Okay, So fill that energy. Okay, now seeing after me? Okay, Oh what can I do? What can I do when my lady jay c's when my lady Jacs are not just smells like fruit, smells like fruit from headven from head, that's where she cut her room. Mu's come from that's where she cut her a Roman's come from. And I will never never, and I will never never look at YouTube workout videos that are led by another woman, look at YouTube videos that are led by another woman, because fuck that, because I'm gonna do me and do my lady. I'm gonna do me and do my lady the way she deserves, the way she deserves. Because I feel so free when I'm with my girl jay C. Because I feel so free when I'm with my girl jac because I know that she's way, way, way better. Because I know that she's way, way way better than those tennis hordes Jamie and Heather, than those tennis horns Jamie and Heather. Because I'm gonna love my lady. Because I'm gonna love my lady. I always want to bring her closer and closer. I always want to bring her closer and closer, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Okay, thank you guys, this is my man Peter and we'll see you next time. Chee for tuning into another episode of The Frankie in your next show. For send It by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network. Shout out to the homies hands Olivia Neck, the Homie heard Dog here in the studio, James Frids, Kevin Commia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me. You know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. That's an opportunity off the get down and if you get a chance told me it's going and rank and review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie Show. That's what's pop right there.

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