Creeper hangs with Pachanga to find out what his goals are. KULO news team cover an incident at the graveyard. Ruben picks up his last check at the Haunted House and Emo Primo sings his new song “This Halloween".
You know, I had a homeie in and I think he had a little palito. I'm pretty yeah he did, because the home girls that hooked up was him, Like yeah, he's got little palito, but he's cool or you know, he was always like advocating for like leaners pumps and the pastias that get you all like the blood pumping right there, Like I think he was just doing it. I was like, I don't, I don't know, why would I need that home man. I didn't put two and two together on me, you know. And then I realized, Oh, it's because he has a little little palito homies, so he needed to be like those things to it to be like, hey, there's something right there. But he's doing good on me. I think you just got engaged. So yeah, he must have the the motions and the oceans are how they say, yeah, yeah, but I have a homie. Traever what he thought, and he's like, I think he's packing on me because um he's like, uh, Zelander's leander Thal, like a Neanderthal because his hands are all big on me. You wouldn't even notice till you see him like grab something in front of you, like if you were trying back. You're like, damn, wo man, you got big as hands and so you know in his pot his his feet are kind of like the same, so you know, or you're probably packing on me because Neander thoughts I'm not a historian or whatever. But you know they're like, you know, you got a big opottle, I'm concreting things on the boats or whatever. Uh oh damn, we're recording alright, homies. Hey, we all know there's a lot of podcasts like interviews out there that also a film on camera and not just audio. But this one's gonna be like, damn hol me, that's what's up. This is Creeper's corner. What creeper Ay? We got that laughter for your soul And now to get into the frankiking you on this show? All right, a Today's guests on me. Um, he's just known for the party time or the party time. Um yeah, I just got a lot of energy on me. Please get a big for pachanga hoie. What's up? Yeah, I only saw it's a trip like the energy bringing everything you know, and you're you do all those movies that's everything and let you say, brings energy into the room. He like s part oh oh on your dance moves. They oh, you're gonna get down right now? Oh yeah, only oh da herefore you donna scratch the table? Wow? Yeah, thanks for that. Only I wasn't it, you know, I was expecting me to do like, you know, because I don't like to treat any of my guests like, hey, you know, do your little dance or treat you like a freak show on me, you know what I mean. I don't like when people do me like that in public, you know, I mean like creeple do that little hop or whatever you do. I mean, I still do it, but that's either here nor there on me. The point is that, you know, we gotta keep a moving and stay focused on me. Yeah, so let me ask you this on me, how do you like, how do you make a living there? Or like what do you do? You have another job? Or yeah, so I do that body dying you know, I go to people that hired me for like wait and body dying. You know that body evs uh fresh conventions. Yeah, let mean I supposed up. I supposed up that's being married there. I could see that on me. I Yeah, I'm not at to get of your card on me. To hire you for my next o. You know my next you know party or her? You make that head TI who has the number? You called me keep bad for the body time for keep bad. Yeah, m m m m m m. Good evening, folks. This is what Kuelo News. We have breaking emergency news. Now there's been an explosion in Santa Paula, California. We have our own Max Peterson on the scene in the chopper mat. This is Max Peterson here, reported from the kull O new shopper. At about eleven thirty pm, an explosion was hurt at the Holy Angel Cemetery in Santa Poula, California. Now, fire crews are on the scene immediately, but then he vacuated shortly thereafter. After some fireman allegedly witnessed where sin corpses crawling out of their graves. You heard me correctly, I said corpses. It's a goddamn horror movie. Out of here. Excuse my language. Now, Authority's right. It seemed to possibly roll out unruly high schoolers playing a practical joke, but the mayor has spoken and confirmed that high schoolers are too dumb and too lazy to come up with a break of this magnitude. We have her own. Arnie Arga well on the scene. Arnie. Thanks Max. We're here with one of the firemen and Riquet Chaval and Rique, can you tell us about what you saw? Yeah, it was booty water on the fire like that. Um and then goes and he said, uh, fucking fucking come on man, and he was like all you know, and he came out of the grave and he was ja C means And I said, no way, you know, I don't want to deal with this right now, so I said I'm going home. That is devastating. The entire Key will Ow Youth team sympathizes with you, Enrique. And then I has sheep my pines and it was embarrassing has sheetings sheeting. I was doing the sheeting there and the pines, and no one wanted to drive me by, so I had to walk back with shitty pin. We've all been there, buddy, We've all been there. Max. Are you seeing anything from the chopper? Jesus Christ, it's a war song from up here. There are skeletons everywhere, I mean everywhere. Aren't reminds me of being back in war. But we were only following orders. Goddamn it. I don't know if I'm seeing things or not, but it appears at a group of these skeletons have spotted us and they're all mime in the universal turkoff motion in our direction. This is horrible. I mean, we can't tell these skeletons are male or female. Aren't any developments now there yet? Actually we do, Max. We have been informed that the meriteth you the state of emergency, and that's called in the big guns. Not other than our lady um in lot Growth ten Am Youth Choir. They are set up and ready to go playing live at the cemetery. Now here you go and looks like he's going the trick. Oh wow, this is something else here. All the noosial demons and what have you are returning to their graves, some of them even moming the universal shot to the head before they crawled back in their caskets. This would be suggestion that even though they're already dead, they'd rather die in instead of hearing these kids sing. This is incredible. Oh world, what you look at that? And there you have it, folks, Our Lady of Milagros Tenny Youth Choire safe today once again with They're horrid, horrid singing. Wow, that is amazing. All is well now in Santa Paula, California. This is Max Peterson, reported from the Kuelo News shopper. Back to you in the studio, Rosalinda, Thank you Max, what a crazy scene out there in Santa Paula. Well glad, all is well, and thanks once again to our lady of Mila gros Tenny m youth choir for they're terrible, terrible singing. Okay, folks, thanks for tuning into our breaking news coverage. I'm Rosalina Good terrorists reporting for Kuelo News with you tomorrow morning at six am with Jane Gibson and Tom poutnugg In. Goodnight, m m mmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul and now tuned into the breaking on this show. I only subserve a time when when like you feel sad on me any time that you're not the party time, you know, yeah, the sad time, okay, but then you just turned that sad time to that body time. So how do you do with that on me? I see a song? Oh what you sing a song? Yeah? And I see a song. I turned that sad time to that body time. It's the body time. Every time. I turned the sad time into the body time. It is the body time every time see here with me, see you with me? Okay, hey, I'll see here with you on me. I turned that's until the sad time, that body time. Turn it into party times. It's the body times, the party time. Every time that sad time, do that body time, it's that body time every time you fuck. So I mean all right, he holmi. So you're telling me like you make your fadia from people hiring you on me for like Inanea's weddings or whatever on me, whatever event that they want a body time or whatever. H so, uh riddle me there, say what is almost interesting like event or bell or whatever on me that you were hired to do? Oh oh oh these am it's the renee. That's the renee. Is that weaker? Oh yeah, yeah, I know renee's out with her on me. That's the hand up from uh, show me the money or she hired me or what's the body time? What's the name of that coming me? Yeah, Jerry McGuire from Jerry McGuire's eye, that was that was so she hired you me? Yeah, here and she hired me for the body time and Gobbles Lucas. Yeah, and then she said, hey, you stay and stay longer. So she asked you to stay on me. Okay, I said, fuck, OPSI dacy you know wow. So yeah, I stayed with her for the body dying and so what did you do like sexual things or what? You know? Yeah? Wow, ye're calling her, but she know she don't call me by Oh damn. She never cut you back on me, so I do that makes She's on the instagram all the dm DM s. So but I'm here right there and that in the d M. But she don't. She don't. She don't answer. Oh yeah, I mean yeah because on the on the instagrams, on the inbox, Yeah, I'll say, um unread on me, unseen, so you know, but she could still see like the first stance of what you were saying. So maybe she saw that. Oh yeah, maybe she's seeing this one. Yeah. Ouch, that's good. You're staying positive with me, because that's what's up. That's what what? Yeah, what's yours? That you move remo. I'm not not scary for him, which I know is pretty lame, but it got a free pass because my Primo Rubin was working here but then he got fired. So anyways, he asked me if I can give him a ride to come pick up his last paycheck. And there's like a lot of people here and everything, and some of this like would be scary to someone else, but it's not scary to me because you know, I have like dark forces that imprisoned my soul, so it's really hard to scare me. I'm like, look, look look at this guy right here. He's coming out of me right now. The chain saw oh noe, Niku's trying so hard. He's not even leather face like the real chainsaw massacre franchise. You're just a regular guy and to messed up business suit so lame. Also, look at a bunch of clowns with knives. It's like bory, you know, same oking so dumb. You know, it's like how can how many times can you do the same thing expect people to get scared a little? Pennywise, it's pretty cool. But other than that, everybody's trying so hard and it's so lame. Oh look here, because my premo Ruby, what's up? It's a ruby, so you know what? They made him dress like a whirlwood to scare people, and he said the costume was giving him a rash. Rashes are so lame, so he has to be switched a grim Reaper. But his boss is like, oh no, like, you're not tall enough to be a grim Reaper in your arms are too big for the costume. It's gonna tear out of the costume because my Premo Ruben is like all buff and everything. So that was pretty lame that his boss said that. And also his boss was like, Hey, I don't want your chasing people anymore because you know, my Preemo looks kind of aggressive. And I guess customers got too scared, which is so lame because that's why you come here to get scared. Right, people are so lame. Let's go Premo. They're gonna hear from my lawyers. Can this guy isn't giving me my last check? And if I don't leave now, I'm gonna pipe that fool. Oh my gosh, she's just so lame. Ptymore. First, there was a costume. I told him that if they didn't wash it in hypoallergenic detergent free of dies, that I get itchy. They didn't listen. They said stop chasing fools. But I was so itchy that I was irritated, so I had a chase fools. Your boss is so loom Let's look at the grim reaper over there. He's drinking a big gass coote. What the fun. It's a violation of quote of conduct and that's the boss next to him. I'm gonna get my check, or let's go get it, give me my last check. I thought I told you to leave. Shut up, stupid, I said, shut up, fine, I'll send your last check. I think I need to decompress. That's a all right? Were you doing beating his ass for now? Okay, well maybe we should go right mon zumers revenge. I mean, it's pretty lame, but it's not his lame as working for names boss. He's a lame, but at least he took the putassels and I got a respect of for that. Oh look he's coming back, emo. Hold on, hold on, guys, I was just thinking, Ruben, in between the moments when you were totally beating my ass, I was thinking, we need security around here, and you're the man for the job. How would you like to come back for double the pay? Yeah? But if you act stupid. I'm gonna have to snap your ass again. Okay, that's fair, that's an emo. You know, if you want to come work here, you can't too, because depression can be very scary. So you don't even need to dress up. You can just beat yourself room alright, beating myself is pretty, but whatever, I'll take the job accuse of money. M m mmmmmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul. And now too, the into the Frankie gay on this show, jack o lantern more like lame on lantern, so dumb, so lame. I can't believe. I gotta job, hyertainy. All these logs, all I do and all I see? Where's the ship out of me? This all Louis. I just want to go up. See this all louis stuck in the n by tween. The word thing I wish them was is to be ill. Life goes this all, Louise, I just want to go unseen. You know what, people get scared like once a year, like oh I'm scared for this time, but I'm afraid all the time, every time of year. You know what, you go to Knoxbury Farm to face your fears. I guess what the bedroom mirror. It's wherever I face my this alvuien, I just want to go hun seen this all the weien stuck in the year between. The one thing I wish the most is to be a real life goes this alluien, I just want to see he stopped still look at me. Halloween so dumb. So so do you have a Do you have a Do you have a lady? Right now? No? I might single. Yeah, so because I dedicate my MYTA told the body time every time, but sometimes, yeah, I wish that I had one. Okay, No, I get it on me, yeah, because all your energy goes to the party time you time for anyone. So let me I see this on me? Um, what's ahead for you in the future on me? Or what is like the what is your like you're like dream scenarios or whatever? On me? Like like if I could do this in my life, what would I do? On me? Oh yeah, I'm glad for that question. Creep uh stay, I would have a body time every time? How I do for the whole world? So they they everybody just traveled to that party, from party to party, from country to country, party to party, and everybody happy. You know, cas it. Stay. There's enough food in the world to feed everybody. The party time every day? Are you getting me all punked up on me? That's right, Hey, that's a good attitude to have on me. We need more patrias in the world. So I scared there was more people like you and me, that world will be a better place, you know. Yeah, right now, Always tell people, because you know I do trouble. You don't know what's up, but I will say, hey, dancing is another form to work out on me, you know what I mean. You get good dancaion in, you'll feel it on me. So I think that's why you're in good shape and everything and you're able to walk around those both all day and represent on me. Yeah, creep. But let me ask you this woman. Do you do the party time? Yeah? Me, Yeah, I do. I do the party time with me. Listen. I used to do a little too much party time, you know what I mean. I get to a little extra activities. But I had to kick that to the side on me. Oopsie daisies. Yeah see, Daisy is right. But you know I got to regroup and got back in the gym man and got my life together. But I still do the party time on me. Oh yeah, not every time, like you know me, like you're a different and you know, so that's what's up. You have to be balanced, yeah on me. So hey, the best of luck to you, patana Um, thanks for being here, say on me, and just for like your your your positive energy on me. I'm about positive vibe to a lot of people know about me and everything that it's like being connected to to hinted to the universe and that's something we have in common on me and so all I want to say is like respect to Homi from the Homie Creeper and all the homies here right here behind. Everybody needs the money person, tell you Holmie, like your energy is infectious on me. You know what I mean. You bring a lot of positive energy and you just bam, you bring the room alive and you bring the world. You know, you bring that to the world. So the best of luck to you, homie. I hope all your sad times turned to party times like down on me on the drop of the science or whatever or how they say, you know, all right on me. So I say it's on me for being here. And uh, I just know I got nothing for love and respect for you on me. Thank you here you guys give it up for the Homie. He clapper. That's hell o. Che sent there for tuning into another episode of The Frankie in Your Next show. Becau sending by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies Haigns, Olivia, Nick the Homie earned dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz the legendary soul assassins by me ya you know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. 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