Straight from the Montebello Mall Parking lot, Pachanga and guest host Maribel present a Prospero Año celebration with special musical guests, Mikey Perez, Solomon Ocampo and comedian Frankie Quiñones.
Welcome to k you a little annual prosperoal and your extravagance, brought to you by your friends and ram check and Tiagana's massive face screen, more beautiful skin that glues from the Musavello Mall parking lot. Here's your host, but Chananga, whoa fuck? I canna hear myself? Man? Yeah, no, I fuck? Whoa fuck? We know this year has been a good one for a lot of people. Man, but I saw a little bit weird, especially for my friend Ernie job is he gotta stay a day? Fuck? Uh? He had to do that? Glass sees he doesn't have a license. I drive a license for stay. Come on, nual, I think or a baby more. I don't know this one. I just know he always needs a write for me. Fuck. Okay, what's that being said? Please have a good time, have that body time, and reminder that please a party irresponsibly. Okay, I'd like to introduce to our co host for the evening. Please welcome. I was almost lata. There's no parking here. Oh sorry, but I told you to park behind my Carl Micha. I drank but the Curdy garden let me, he said, I was a fire other, Well, I apologize for this one. Fuck. The good thing is a truck here, you know, and that you're ready to bring the party time and to the new year. Whereas Junior, that's my man that he was gonna meet me. No, Junior say, he's out there in the crowd. Micha, don't worry. Actually, let's check on him right now. Junior, can you please describe the party time atmosphere down there in the crowd. They're a lot of people down here. Ethe um. They're all like dressed up food and somewharing um glasses that grow in the dark that say twenty twenty three food. Give me onek out on you know, I want it a might trip, you know. You know I love you with all my heart and everything. Uh, it's already found you some food. Yeah, so I'm gonna give them to you pretty shortly. You're right now. But don't forget because you promise me. Remember you say, like a junior like, um, for sure tonight at midnight, I'm gonna make you all crazy. 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That's right, girl, I love you so much. You know you particularly brushing on me all oil remember that time to trickle my booty all so crazy. I love you so much. Mikey Perez out last year y'all. Mm hmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul and now tune into the Freakyion Show. Let's be honest, Quitting smoking is difficult. Cigarette companies make it that way on purpose with fancy marketing, added chemicals and mental and flavored cigarettes and vagues. They want you addicted for life. But it's a new year and three is the time to break free from the chains. Ram Tech is here to help, introducing ram Tech Cheechee rown flavored nicotine patches, the rich hints of fried pork reached deep into your bloodstream for the most satisfying patch this side of the Rio grand that's a good pork patch. Enter the code Pork patch on our website and get six months worth of cheech you own flavored nicotine patches for only ram Tech. We're good now. Wow fuck welcome back as the prospero on your extravaganza Akin and Mantabello Town Center Parking Lie. Okay, oh oh oh, we have another special guest. He is the Guido Master, the King of the Guirro. I'm gonna pass it to my co host Marie Bello to make a special introduction. There's one in one of my favorite performers. He touches the guirro places and r T bita, please give it up, bigger Tolomental Campo. Campo told me, h m hm m m hm. Oh Prospero on your Oh Prospero, you sparrow one, your Consulomento Campo Prospero and your Consulomento Campo. Ah wow, what an amazing performance by Solomon O Conco. Okay you guys, time to switch it up now. Our next performer is a comediante. You may have seen him on What We Do in the Shadows and Effects. Let's they are super homies on HBO Marks and the Heat Show, This fool uh and Hulu streaming. Now least give it a big Paul Frankie, can your name? Hey, what's up? Homie? They have to do here everybody. I love this time of year, homie, because you know the holidays a familia. I get to eat a bunch of tamales until you get sad and you can't fit no more. But then you take another shout at tequila and a half hour later, Africa devery, you could fit another in there. It's what's up? Um? Yeah? Man? I love kicking it with my family. My mom My mom is like a backbone. She's crazy. The homie. She gave me that real love. You know, I wasn't like, oh you're my then I love you because you're my Then it was more like, hey, you're my thun all right, and I fucking love you know, he's stay away from my mom, So that's what's up. And then you know I got my brother in law man and he's a white guy, so he has to put up with all of us. Uh. Never thought my sister Mary white guy. But you know he's kind of got flavor homies from riverside. That's what's up. But I'm just grateful because now when our family parties and family barbecues get out of control, you know we have somebody that could talk to the cops for us. You know, just hold on, officer, like just a little mariachi. He said, Okay, no need to be scared. Here, have one of my tas talking delicious. Class was up. You know what, I love getting faded with all my premos on me. It's a trip though. Man. Ever, since I was little, like if you would get drunk, Uh were not that little, but you know we became of age to get somebody to buy alcohol for us. We would get drunk and just tell each other lives for entertainment. You know, my pretymos would say crazy ship like he just said a backflip. Heually like, no, you didn't home. You can't do a backlip. None of us took gymnastic class, so you can't do like that, you know. Or or they would drop the a now that I think about it, like they would do that, like they would turn their lives into truth, you know. Like my one premore, Johnny Man, he was taking shots and smoky weed and he's like, he's like, age, you're about Rick, Like what happened with Rick? That fog gott to drop on Nassa. He's going out of space? And it's like, wait, what right now? He works at the auto body shop. You know, it doesn't he's not going. It doesn't work for Nassa. He's not going out of space. But then my pretmo, take another hit, take another shot, and be like and uh, now that I think about it, yeah he got that job. He's going And you're like, oh, ship, well he thought about it, so obviously he's telling to two. So yeah, I guess Rick's going outer space. All right, hit this, So enjoy that time with your familia. You know, I have a have a shot for me, have a left for me, you know. And thanks to everybody for the continued support for coming to my live shows and seeing me to stand up. Hey, I'll be right there at the Fox Theater at Riverside on me Fox in January twenty eight. I'm being Sacramento in February, and then I got more to tour dates right there at Frankie on this dot com. And thank you to all those who's watching this for on Hulu and for listening to the Frankie on the show podcast. Much love Homie and half of you year. That's the soup, m pooh, we got that laughter for your soul. And now to the into the Frankie on this show. Boy, He's so sorry for that ball to drop, as they say on this time. But before we do this one, let's chick in what Junior? He has a special kid, somebody in the crowd that stuck you to him. His name is uh, what's his name? Okay, So let's chick in what You're gonna be. He's talking to eat and the audience a key and town center them all thank you. I like when we get all excited like that food. You're like energy and very um. It just makes aut exciting. All right, I'll start talking to someone anything because I have a guest right here. His name is Dove. So do I think it's from our Hambroke? Is that what you said? Ye, come from hambro Oh that's what's up? Food? Um, so been it and New Year's and everything. Um, what are you excited about in for three? Um? I'm excited to party and the hell of food? Ah that's crazy easy food. Um? What kind of food do you like to eat? Eat? Up? Oh? Anything? Really? Um? I'd like to eat food that's like slutty. Oh like slutty like Um you mean like like a like a wet burrito. Oh, so that's okay. Why do you consider that slutty food? Is it's just a wet and ready to get mac on or and drippy all dang food? This food like drippy food to food? Yea, yeah, so I could see that. How you consider that a slurty type of on me food? That's what's up? Um? So okay, Um are you gonna so you're gonna party and eat slutty foods? Yep? Three baby? All right, that's what's up food? Okay, Well thanks for talking with this up from my handbro Um, I'm gonna go. I have to put back up to the food. Food That's why I have this v I perios because I'm like la, he's a third money. Then that's my lady food. So thank you and happy when you're either happy New Year. Okay, now back up to you whoa inglebra Well eat the state. It's snotty food. Fuck. Okay. Now as we get ready for the ball to drop, we have a special guest stomping and through the booth right now. Please give it up for keeping. Thank you, w homies, trip out and look at all this ain't there right here? That's a soft right third oh dank, excuse me, money, just step down, my fun. He couldn't hurt that batter work on boothlas, you know, but I'm sorry he was somebody were made it back into the booth with you. I'm gonna kick your right here with you all right and your king so we can see the ball drop and you know, get ready to make out right mighty way. Don't be Corney Junior. Okay, come here we go. The ball is damn night, yes, damn bye yeah wow, come here and tell me congratulations. Come here, stop it he let me catch my PRIs. Come here, okay, what you were Kennings Arbron, They can't breathe day. I don't care. I don't know, all right, had that, Yeah, I can celebrate or whatever. I want to say a little something on me, you know what I mean. I just want to say, you know, prospero homie. Uh, you know the big two zero two three? Uh? You know, may you find whatever you need and it's coming here, homie. And please, if you have news resolutions on me, some of you're like, no, I'm already killing it and if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Um. Then yeah, that's what's up. Just continue doing like that, homie. That's what's up right there. But if you have a news resolutions on me, then please try to stick with it, homie, at least past February, homie, because usually around like February seventeen, like people already like I'm gonna cancel that gym membership or now I'm gonna go back to my own ways on me. Uh, Like I don't want to put people on blast or say names. But my homeboy Javier, uh, last year he was like, two, I'm not gonna hook up with whoever I do because that food drinks a lot day and he will just hook up with whoever, and like not even just like how they look, but how they are, Homie. Like he hooks up with with some high nos that are just like bad people, Homie, like, um, you know, and he was like this year, I'm gonna be different. But it wasn't even March ye at Homie, and we went out and he drank a lot, and then we went back to his crib bay to his Patrick there, and he brought home that's had a right And immediately, Homie, she goes into his pat doesn't even ask permission, and she starts going through his refrigerator like m like that, and she I guess it's well had cheese sticks or I'll go and she she's shade about like six to nine cheese sticks right there, Homie, right in front of us. Hey, we had just met her, Homie. And then she found peanut butter and um, so she was right there, Homie, like eating cheese sticks and peanut butter, Homies. So we were just fascinating on me like almost like watching like a national geographic documentary, Like dang, like what is this like a creature right here? Homie, that's who eats cheese sticks and peanut butter together? And then she was still talking on homie and to hear that um like you know, like cheese sticks and peanut butter, like clapping in somebody's mouth because she was like she needed. I wanted to give her a glass of milk or something on me, but she didn't care on me. She kept going and she started to talk papas about her own familia and her own friends, a or homegirl. She's like, oh, yeah, my homegirl Lupita, like she ain't ship. Um. She like acts like she's all this and that, and you know, she she got this new pair of shoe. She thinks she's all bad, but she got him at ross and you know, rossing ship. I hope that her tatcom falls off, like the shoe falls apart next week, like seeing real bad things ay. And then she's like, oh, my brother got a promotion, but we all know it's because he just like hops on one leg like he does whatever the boss says. And I'm like, oh, you know, that sounds like a good employee. He probably just wants to excel in life. And she wasn't doing that on me. And it's that she just continued to eat like the ninth she sticky with the peanut butter Homie, and it was like, dang, what are you doing? You know, and so you know, it got real Saturday. At first it was interesting on me because I was like, damn, what person lives like this? Just like you know whatever physically, but then obviously you know, mentally talking pap us about your own hand that that that's not a good look. Hey, that's red flags on me. But Dan Xavier, he continued Homie to take her into the room and so we all got sad on me and we were in the living room, Homie. It was me as that earned dog, the white homie Fritz was there. My Homie eat up and we were right there, Homie while this whole Hobby was hooking up with this bad person in the room where cornet, the cheese sticks and peanut butter all over. We're holding We said a little prayer, Homie in the living room a while this is going on, and we held hands and we say, hey, let's pray for the homie Hobby. Um first, that he that he makes that out of this night because you know, the signing us crazy, and and that that he doesn't continue to live life like this. Hey, you know what I mean because you're playing with fire homie like that, and you don't want to be, you know, being with bad people like that Homie. And then we gave each other hug and we jammed on me, and so you know, I just wanna tell everybody like, you know, stick like, stick to what you think is good and just be a good person. Ain't represent for your familia, take care of yourself and know that Creeper loves you on me. All right, so what I've been said today after three, continue the rest of your night. You know, be safe, my Homie. Creepers. Suck the for tuning into another episode and The Frankie in Your Net show presented by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network. Shout out to the homies Hans Olivia, the Homie earned Dog here in the Studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassions by me ya you know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it as an opportunity on the get down and if you get a chance, told me it's going and break your review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie that show. That's what I'll break this