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Morning Calma with Creeper

Published Jan 26, 2022, 11:00 AM

Creeper leads you on a guided meditation to help you relax and to confront the negative voices in your head. Chale with the bullsh*t.

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We got that lactor for your soul and now to get into the franky king on this show. And there's a lot of hypnotherapy meditations out there on me, but this one's can I be like dang on me? That's what's up. This is morning Kalma with Creeper, all right. The purpose of this meditation is for you to start off your day free of horiason down on me, all right, because we all know in life here there's a lot of obstacles, all right, and they could come in many forms and everything. Maybe like you have a neighbor Holmie and that fool has been playing music all loud, and it's not even the music that you like home, so you're like, dang, I can't even get into that right now, actually, and actually it's kind of annoying me right now. Or maybe you have a co worker HOMEI that he asks dumb, he or she asks dumb and you're like whatever with that fool, and you want to punch that food in the face in front of every buddy homi. And while while they're eating cake at the party for all the February birthdays, because they put all the birthdays in one day to save faddy at or you know, you might have some internal obstacles on me, like and then that makes you like keep talking pap us to yourself on me, like, oh, you know what, I can't do this on me, you know, because because my dad didn't hug me, or because you know, I'm just not capable of doing things at regular fools do all the time. Um or it's like, oh, I had this long middle told me and you know, all your cousins made fun you when you went swimming there and then so you had like a complex about it or whatever, you know, like you're all like, oh, like I want to be out there wearing chunk class, but my middle toe is all crazy, so folds will start clowning. So but you can't focus on that on me, even though it's still hurts you inside to the point where to this day you still wear socks when you're having sexual relations or ramming or whatever. So you gotta let that go home. Me and what I'm saying, so breathe that out, release that. You know what I'm saying. And you know, so the lengthier middle toe doesn't even affect how you feel, homies, So just feel good, all right. So that's what's that's, what's that's, what's that. But before we begin, I need to warn you that you shouldn't listen to this while you're driving it, because you might be so relaxed that you could fall asleep on me and like accidentally hit a fire hydrant or something, you know, like one of those fire hydrants stacked. When you hit it, the water shoots up in the air like a movie, and all the kids come out home me and they start playing in it, like splish splashies or whatever, or jumping through the waters on me. Actually that sound pretty feedomale, But you don't want to cause that by falling asleep behind the wheel, homie. But speaking of kids or whatever, make sure that they're not around home because with your eyes closing everything um during the meditation, like they could do dumb things. They could be like, oh like mummer Dad's um eyes are closed, Like I'm gonna go eat the twinkies on top of the fridge because I know where the little steps toy is and my brother will help me to reach it and we'll just start eating them right there, because that fols eyes are closed, you know, or though like put a pencil and your nose on me um or they might go um still money, food from your wallet or from your purse, um, and so anyway, so many because you gotta be locked in when you meditate because these things they could take, you know, take you out of your meditative mind state on me, you know what I mean. And you've got things that you need to achieve right now at this moment. So and it has been proven home that you cannot connect with your higher power and achieve enlightenment. Um. When you have your kids around that get dumb because then you have to you know, it takes you out of the moment because then you gotta you know, you gotta spank, run or you know, lock them in the room and no video games and not a homie, they can't watch movies, nothing. Just be in your room to think about how dumb you're acting right now. And I'm trying to meditate. Medicate, medicate, all right, homies, to get yourself ready. Make sure your feet are firmly on the ground and that you're sitting up right here. So don't lie down, holmie, because and then you're probably gonna fall asleep. And you know it's a trip because you know, one of my classes he had fell asleep and he was snoring all out, homie, come on, also hold me like a berry. And at first, um, all the hint there in the class w they were concerned, like, oh, is that fool gonna be okay? And I said, yeah, you're just sleeping. But then he kept snoring it and fools just started getting mad after that, where they're like, well, tell her fool to shut up, like I'm trying to meditate, and so they try to uh move on me, like drag him to another room. Um, and he started, you know, saying crazy things they like talking in the sleep, you know, and like some crazy shit they like he has said, hey, I'm knowing that shot JFK and foods are like oh what and so but luckily the FBI wasn't there on me. Otherwise they probably would have done an investigation, you know. Um, but that's neither here nor there. Hold me because data was born in seven so he couldn't have done it. So yeah, so you know, just focus, you know, you have your mind at easy and yeah, I just don't fall asleep like that fool did. Okay, now that you're in a comfortable position on me, gently close your eyes a all right now, we're going to breathe. Okay, so breathe with me, homie. You're gonna inhale the positivity, exhale negativity homey Okay, I want you to breathe through your toes and exhale through your mouth. They and I know some of your folds are like, what was that for talking about it? Because that's some buster ship right there, because tolls don't have mounds A. And that's true on me, Like, you're definitely right about that, but I don't mean it literally literally. So in order for this to work, A, I need you to think outside the box on me, all right. You need to think like um in metaphoricals A. So like, yeah, I know that you're you know your toes don't have mouths A because otherwise I would be weird on me because then you can never wear shoes or socks because then they would suffocate the toes A. So you have to wear chunks all the time. And your homies are practicing you like, oh, here comes the food with the mouth on it on his toes. So that's not what I mean, no, homie, it's just metaphorically. If you imagine that you have the mouth, right there and you on your toes a and you breathe through there, you'll get a deeper breath on me. So just imagine that, all right, and then breathe in. You see what I'm saying on me, and then you feel like you have that breath into your whole body. All right, So breathe in again from the bottom from your toes gene lee exhale through your mouth. They seeing on the exhale. You let any kind of bullshit going on in your life, you let it out of you, homie, like child with the bullshit. Alright now during this meditation on me, if any thoughts come into your mind, nae, you acknowledge it and then you let it go home, because sometimes when you're trying to clear your mind, thoughts will just find their way in their homie, Like, all of a sudden, you're thinking about your theas mall hare. You know that that longest bellow that she has its strong a that grows out of her mall and you know, you think, damn fool, like, why doesn't nobody tell her to plug it? And so she she just goes on living her life. They're like like, if it's all good, So yeah, that more here is out there just doing its own thing to Homie, and she's not even tripping, and obviously she sees it, but she's just like, oh, like, it's whatever. You know, I'm just gonna go to the grocery store, all right. And maybe all of a sudden, HOMEI, you start thinking about a carrot, you know what I mean, or maybe even a baby carrot, or maybe even just a baby, Homie, and so you want to acknowledge it and then let it go, Homie. So the point is a that our minds are cluttered with so many things on me, and in order to deal with the issues that you know that you're dealing with, you need to clean it all out, Homey, quiet your mind, all righty. In order for this meditation to work, you must be able to listen to my voice and visualize all the things they all right, So for right now, I want you to imagine and the lote. Notice how some of the kernels are dark from the grill, Homie, but most of them are they're like all bright and yellow like that, okay. And then you see the alte cover that may on Nassa on me. And then you see how the red chili potter the flakes are all sprinkled all around, are they? You smell the cohita cheese and then you squirt some lime juice on it, homie, So go ahead do it right now, okay, and now visualize that told me that that man. Look at him and he's standing proudly home. He's been working hard, battle has been working hard for long days on me right next to it, Cato like that, I don't notice what he's wearing a he's wearing a pet boy's hat and Toronto maple leaves sweater e and like you don't even know if he's even down for hockey like that. It could just be that he got the sweater. But maybe he is on me. You know, you can't judge him like that. You don't know this fool's life, but you all you know about him, he and that you have much RESPECTO for him for is that he has the best at Lotte in the neighborhood on me, and he's coming through for you consistently. Hey, all right, so now that you have a clear picture of the Allotte, we are going to use it to help relax our bodies. Body, body, fine body, all right, now, when I tell you to focus on the like a particular part of your body on me. Imagine the Alotte man is pointing with the Alotte to that specific part of your body, all right. It's like a like a magic wand or something on me. So start with the top of your head on me, and the ltte is pointed to your head all right. So you're feeling the warmth of it on me, all right, So go ahead and relax your muscles all right. Right now, you feel the alotte brushing across the muscles in your forehead on me, down into your ears a low hoos the eyes oh not east on me, and your nose like that. I thought of letching out of Homie everywhere. Now you're starting to feel relaxed. Okay, Now picture moving towards your neck on me. Relax the muscles in your neck and then your shoulders. Tim Yeah, and Homie, so I know this one for me. You can't even button the top button of his panel to NA because his neck is too thick on me. You know, they just don't make them in that size. Hey, you know what I mean. And you don't want to spend the extra fatti out to go to the saso it and add fabric to make it bigger, he said, child at so, so he's unable to buy in that top button. Um, he has a big nat cake, but he's a little homie and homie, you know what I mean. So like he would fit a medium, but it has to have a two inch nack. So that's where the problem comes in on me. So they don't they don't make it that size obviously. So instead he just wears you know, baggy t shirts, you know, with aught. The homies are clowning him like a fool is out of pajama shirt. But it's because he just wants a shirt that fits his neck. And you know, any dreams on me, he dreams in his dreams that he has a penalty and that fits at me, that fits his size and length and the size of his neck and you can butt in the top, bud So. And we had tried on me, and we tried to meditation one time with the Lotte, but that fool had got hungry because there was too close those to it, like his senses that we're making them hungry, and like he starts to salibate and he just jammed. They probably to go eat. So I don't know where he is on me or where he went, but I hope that about comes back. But anyways, um, that's neither here nor there on me. Let's move on to the next team. Mm hm m m m m m m m m mmmm. We got that latter for your soul. And now to then that the Frankie on this show. Now, let the alte move towards the arms and the hands on me all right, okay, but don't grab it yet because I haven't paid the the Alotte man yet. Okay, it's not time uh to pretend to eat it, all right. Instead, we're just trying to relax your body and mind so that we can't get to that place a to deal with your problems on me, all right. Imagine the Alotte is two inches from your quartasony, alright right there, right by your hearty. Imagine the warmth from the elotte, all right, it's filling your heart on me. Imagine the alotte above your pants are like that, relaxing all the muscles in your stomach area. Okay, now it moves down to your pelvics regionate. Imagine the lootte rushing over your webbls on me and then poking you a little bit in the coolo now just playing all right? Now keep it moving down to your thighs, A, your knees, your ankles, lastly your feet on me, yea, all the tension and your body shall be gone now on me, alright. And if it's not gone, then I don't know, you're just gonna have to start over or whatever. He Okay, but for the rest of us, now that your body is fully relaxed, we are ready to dive deeper into this meditation on me. But after these words from our spon, from our spon, from our spon, from our spon, from our sponsor, come on down to Jim bobs Discount Yoga Mat warehouse. We're not sure what yoga even is, but we do know one thing, and that's say things. We find all the irregular yoga mats the big guys don't want anymore and pass them along to you. It almost no profit to ourselves. Just listen to these pretty satisfied customers. Yeah, it ordered a yoga mat and they send me a floor back to a two thugs and three Toyota camer Well, you know what it works so well, Thank you Jim Bobb's Discount Yoga My warehouse. Yeah, I ordered a yoga man and I pretty much just got a really thick towel. But I like it. I mean, I don't know. I only pay like a dollar thank you. 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Alright, Imagine we lived in a world or we're like everyone took the time to meditate. Imagine that world with nobody having, you know, be with each other, talking pop ups to each other, nobody mad dogging, just positive vibes. Imagine you know, all the people living their life in peace. You know. I hope some day you'll join us and the world will live as one. So yeah, i't men shout out to John Lennon's because that was some of his literal. So let's continue. Now we're going to a place where we can deal with our problems on me. But first we have to create that safe place in your mind, all right, So whenever you're stressed out, you know, you can close your eyes and go to this place. You know. It could be in the middle of a forest, you know, or on the player with the waves crashing, or in the parquet you know, hearing two fools try to bargain for the eighth of Jeska nats Plain. Where you could just be in the garage at the path that you grew up in. On me, it could be whatever you know, just let's just go there. But again you have to visualize it. So now you follow the alot that man ring ring read to this place. You know he's going to take you down this path. They you know you just keep following, you keep following the ring of the valley just like that. You know when you even noticed on me the sides of the path they either dead on me with bushes and trees and you know, all these things on me, and all you could do it or you could do on me. Just stay on that path thing, Stay on that path, follow the loto. You'll take you where you need to be. And you have to trust day, all right, this vatto knows on me. He's older than you. He's been working a lot, he has some wisdom that goes along with this a lot there, all right, So just follow this food. And then you see the light just ahead that's where the path ends are. And they look that man he'll leave you right there on me, No you could do you just go forward on me into the clearing just ahead. The look that man smiles at you, and you say he gold Toronto maple leaves, and that fool says, get me the sad baffle and you just say, oh, never mind, thank you whom you tell him glass us. So now you're in that safe place on me, all right, and you're grateful and you're grateful to be there in this safe place. Or I have everything, ay, everything I've been through, the love I have for my familia, nothing can touch me. None, other problems nothing, they're off me right now, get off me, on me. Oh, just throw nice to get started here, you know what I mean? Pretty, meditation is still important. Just release, release, release, release all the bullshit here, everybody ready, Let's get started here, Okay. Now, breathing through the toes and exhale through the mouth, elevate your mind state up above the clouds. Clear your head from all the unnecessary clutter, and watch all the naked did melt away like butter until it's so free, separated from the bull sun diamond like. Now, let's try meditating with crystals. Damn own girl, this actually feels kind of nice. Now, enjoyed this tea I made for organic births and spice. Breathe in, breath, breathe, breathe in, I'll breathe out. Breathe release the tension to find your way. Clear your mind representing. Now, breathe in, now, breathe out. Oh wow, that's released something special. Yes, I was say I feel incrednable that hilly light and dissipation of past wrongs, breaking through the mold to stop repeating the same song, feeling that re breath getting stronger, deeper, got the body feeling total fit like creeper. That's right on me. Gotta breathe in the positive and then exhale that negative melosanto, pushing up the bad energy passage to the homies to maximize the synergy. Now breathe in, breathing, now, breathe out out, release the tension to find your way, clear your mind, and represent me. Now breathe in, now, breathe out. Oh wow, that's really something special. Yes I was. They feel incredible breathing, breathe out. M m m h. We got that nactor for your soul and now tuned into the Frankie King on this show. All right on me is now that you're in a safe place, we can deal with the issues that you are having in your life. For example, Homie, like if you have problems with a family member or a friend, you can visualize them in front of you and you can tell them how you feel, like, hey, Henry, every time we were the pizza, like you don't even chip in, homie, but then you eat more than everybody else, like the last time it happened, and we were kicking it on me for Hobby's birthday and Hobby you didn't even get a slice. Hey, and it was his birthday, Holmi, And you know you said that I don't have any money or otherwise I would chip in. But then like two days later, we see that you bought new parts for your ramplot like that, and you're all like out in public like, oh yeah, I got I got this new grill from my ram flat and it's like, damn, but you don't have money. You're chipping on the pizza for Hobby's birthday. So that's pretty messed up. And so because of that, I'm gonna have to melt away that messed up party. You a like this, but just that part holme me of you, because besides that, you're pretty female of kicking with actually, like you're funny and you've got a good energy. You just need to chip in on me, all right, So you see how that works, all right, So you assess that situation and then boom, you melted away on me. Or let's say that you have negative thoughts preventing you from reaching your goals on me all right, So we know it's just a voice in your head, ay, like you know telling you these things, eh, like like you can't do this, you can't do that, and so I breka dabro HOMEI like, you visualize a clone of yourself that's telling you these things, that's being all messed up like that. You know you're hear the clone homies say no, you're not good enough for what you're thinking right now. It's not possible and you don't understand a chance and all that, all right, But so you picture this clone homie, But then you talk back to that shool like, hey, homie, like you don't know me like that, eh. And you know you're you're talking too much right now and saying dumb things. Eh. So even though you look exactly like me clone on me, you aren't me homie on the inside. All right. So imagine that you're going chest to chest with this boy and I'm You're like, hey, homie, like you don't want none eh, and you don't want to believe me, homie because you're saying dumb things and I'm ready to flash on you right now, and your negativity is stopping me or trying to stop me from reaching my potentials. A. Then the clone homie is like, like potential, like well potential, Like you know, you're like the only potential you have is that you're gonna get your ass whoop in front of your lady right now. And you know you're like, well food, like that ain't even my lady, you know, because we haven't even discussed that, A Like we don't even know what we want out of the relationship, like oh, we're just gonna ram every once in a while, or we're gonna get more serious like we haven't even talked about that on me. And then the clone homies like, no, she don't want to get serious with you because she's also ramming Johnny and all those fools over there. And I'm like what or you're like what is that true? Like nah, shut up a fool like a side scared, like I didn't want to do this, but you asked for it, clone homie, and then mount that fool away, uh, just like that homie. Then the clone homies like, oh damn no, I'm melting and everything, you know, and so and then he just goes away homie. So that's what's up. So negative clone Homie is done. And then now you can focus on just yourself, telling yourself positive and motivate themes on me. What hey, premo, what's up on me? Right here at the pattern? Or my daughter and ship dog? Oh, that's what's up? Yeah? What are you doing? I got to bed like four thirty, you know, I slept for like like maybe four hours, and then I woke up my alarm and you know, I took a piss and then I and then I meditated, Um, I'm gonna have to try that dog. Yeah, like I said, you don't have to try that dog. Just you just you just you just sit there and just sucking your mind out. What yeah on me? You're just like, you know, do some breathing. You could you could like lay down or you could or you could sit down on the ground and then um and then you just yeah, you do You're breathing on me. I know it sounds weird, but they say, like you do it like you're breathing through your toes, you know, like if your toes have Vodkas on them, you know and kind of like karate kid, Yeah, like on some karate kid ship on me, and then you when you feel like you're breathing into your toes, you get a deeper breath on me, you feel like you get in your whole body, and then you on on the exhale boom, you breathe out all the dumb ship like child lit with the with the bullshit like you. Yeah, so I'll do it with you, child little with the bullshit you know. Yeah, what are you doing right now? I was about to meditate again on me about it to the day whenever you feel you need you. Yeah, I mean I'll do it two times at the most just for ten minutes, but normally once a day. But I haven't done it today, so I'm about to do it. Hey, So if you do it too hard, when you get lightheaded, it depends how much dumb ship you have in your in your mentor at that time. You know, if you're carrying out a lot of dumb ship and you might get lightheaded because that's a lot going on, you know, it'd be like, I mean, this is a big fucking like a big fucking stress. B No, right now, you don't have to click them off across. He's gonna give me light hit and real quick man. Yeah yeah, Helvie. It's a rush. But afterwards, you know, you just you get to make sure your flitting is good on the earth and then you keep a movie, you know. All right, Hey, tell your lady, I said, what's up? Alright? Alright, alright. Sent there for tuning into another episode of The Frankie In Your Next Show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies Haigns So Olivia, the Homie earned dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me. You know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. I saw an opportunity off the get down and if you get a chance, told me it's go ahead and rank and review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie in your next show. That's what's soft right there.

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