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Say you know what time it is. Every relationships say always what they mem You gotta be on the same page to fulfill the dream. Talking it out will help you realize things you didn't see. That's why it's time to call it for advice with j D. Hey, what's up you guys. It's j c AA. Thanks for tuning into this week's episode. Um, but before we get to the concert for giving advice, Um, you know, I'd like to start every episode by saying a little something about myself, even though a lot of you folks know my life already. As you know, I got started in radio on accident because I was going to Marie Bell's beauty school. Everybody knows I have my salon. Please make an appointment if you're trying to get in there, because we're booked out three to four months in advance. Okay, Um, but you know I was saying no, I was going to Maria Spirit and people you were telling me, hey, we like your boys, and you give good advice, and and I said, dang, this is like a separate thing. So I started going at night to night school a mountain back and Walnut, and I got my radio certificate. It and it was crazy because I had a teacher there and he was one of these white foes that dressed like they were going camping all the time. Like I'm like, hey, come on, you're not camping right now or at school and even where tebas come on, and he drove us super road with one of those boxes on top, like hey, I'm active. Everybody looked and I was like, damn, calm down. And even the prince are the dean or can how they say? For that campus, he even told them make I don't know, be wearing tabas in front of the students like that. It's weird to have your toes out in front of the students. And even one time he did. He came in and it looked like he had just went camping or he was playing soccer on a dirt road or something, because his tools were dirty and he had like toad jam in there, like little crustaceans going out, and I couldn't even concentrate on what he was trying to teach me, and so I said, damn, you know, and even smell like bread and then he said, oh, it's because my mom bakes bread. And I said, I didn't ask you that information. Comet on like teach me something I need to know for radio. So anyways, we kept it moving. I got my certificate in here. I am with you know, successful obviously um at Vice show. So yeah, I just wanted to share that little story. And yeah, let's get I don't we already have a bunch of costs already that lights are blinking. Okay, well let's get to it. Let's take that first call. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up girl? I? Um, I have my boyfriend's birthday coming up, Tom, and I want to like do something for him. It's like unie, oh I do grow. Actually you know what, there's this new product that I like. Um, I actually got one from my man Peter. He doesn't know yet, but he's in for us up right. Um. It's kind of like, um, a harness. I want to say, like a little harness. I don't want to say little. I don't know your man capabilities and everything. But it's like, you know, some people walk their cats. It looks kind of weird, but they put a harness around the cat to put the leash. So it's like that, but or like the size for like a guinea pig or a hamster and what you do is you put this harness over the scrotum of the coun okay, and then you and it will wrap around and then you put that leash, you know, so then you have them by his webbls okay like that, and he can walk around or prints around whoever you want him to be. And then and then you give a little tug knockout on like that. Oh, and it gives them a sensation, you know, and you can pull them from the front or the back, you know, so you roll play and hey, come here out on and if he doesn't listen, then you give a little tug and it grabs the whole wevels because the harness wraps around both wevels, and you can adjust it according to how big your man's webls are. You know what wevels are, right, okay, good, So then you can relate. So yeah, so you give him a chug like that and it's fun, you know, and and you know, you can put the heater up and get sweaty while you do it. Um get you know, whatever you want to do ever you want to handle it, but that should hop out. It's a it's a reliefun toy. And yeah, and it's it's an inbouns both of you, but mostly you've been in control and that's what it's all about. Girl. Right, okay, girl, Well thanks for calling. All right, have a good one, hello, Color, because I listened to you every night. You're oh damn ho hihihihi. That's what's up? Girl? What was your question? Um? Okay, So I recently have like a hook up. You know, I still think I'm I'm catching feeling. I don't know what to do. Well, that's a classics catron, now you know that. So so you foth are just partying and you said, fuck it, I'm gonna give it up tonight or what happened? You know how it goes, girl, You know how it goes. Wow. I don't really be giving it up like that, but yeah, I know how it goes for you. But anyways, okay, so does this guy? Does he have a job? Burn? What's his daily life? No, he's not working right now. Mm hmm okay. Interesting and you're catching feelings even though he doesn't have a job. Yeah, I mean it's really confusing, you know. That's why I'm calling. Well, yeah, that is confusing. I'm confused right now about your behavior that you're catching feelings and he doesn't even have a job, you know, so it seems like we have a lot of work to do here. But for now, girl, if you're trying to lower hm in for whatever reason, maybe you have all the faire maybe you have two jobs. I don't know. For whatever reason you're into this guy that doesn't have a job, he must be putting it down pretty good out on. But let me tell you, like this, girl, if you want to reallym in, next time he sees you, he's gonna be like, oh well, we're gonna get it on tonight because she had given it up to me already from the one night stand. Okay, so but don't give it up to him, girl, You gotta harness the power of that person, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I think I think I do. It's gonna be really hard because you know, he's like, really, look at look at you're getting too emotional. Okay, I need you to take a breath. Look at it. I take a breath. Okay, like that. Okay, Hey, now I want you to tap your tap your pal area, just tap it from the outside of your pants. Do you feel that he you feel that he You control that me. You're in control of that he. Okay, so don't just be passing it out to anybody. Breathe it in. You know that power? It felt powerful, doesn't it it felt powerful? Okay? Cout on. Okay, quit being so emotional, get ahold of yourself and know how to harness that power that pus. Okay, thank you so much. So next time you see him, don't give it up to him. If you give it up, don't even bother calling thank you. I will. Okay, we'll have a good take out on what's your ventures? Hey, she's probably gonna give it up anyway. Okay, next color, Hello, Hey, what's up, j C. It's JR. I just wanted to ask, like, if a girl follows you back on on INSTAGRAMM do I mean she's like down to kick it or be a good or not? Oh my god? Okay, So this is a prime example how men are so deeply into themselves and not the smartest creatures on the planet. And that's for sure because you're dumb. Ask question right now? Okay, junior um, No, that doesn't mean that she wants to ram just because she followed you back on Instagram. Okay, she might. She probably just feel sorry for you. In your case like this count you probably have two hundred followers. You're kind of gotta were by back. I feel bad for him and follow him back, you know. Or she could just be I don't know, for whatever reason. Maybe she runs a charity or some kind of nonprofit where they help. Don't those like yourself that think that, um, just because somebody follows you on social media that they want they're trying to ramp. Okay, So hopefully this helps you become a better person and and think outside the box, or not even that, just be I think what's coming sense? Okay, junr. So the best luck to you, and don't come me back for while. Okay. And so you have a real, uh legitimate question, not dumb questions like that when you just ask all right, okay, by my next color, Hi, I was praising a fundamentalist forming community and man that everyone respects. Well. He wishes to make me one of the fine. But I'm having a second thoughts. Do you have any advices? Okay? Well, first of all, girl, wow, what a situation you know, and this is a typical man thing, you know, like, oh, I'm gonna use religion and to be like, oh, as an excuse to corral a bunch of Hindus to oh they need to throw me and this and that. And I'm not judging, but if you're having second thoughts, you shall run for the house couple and not take your time, you know. But if it's something that you want, then you know, I think that there's something you should go for, especially if you get along with the other women. Hey, we're all home girls. We can kick it and you know, share this follow together. But for me personally, I don't want to be just for Tuesday or whatever day of the week you're gonna be. You know, I need to be you know, Monday through Sunday, Hina. Okay. I don't want to be the Tuesday seven pm hina. No, okay. But but but if that's what you want, that's what you want. But I will say this, if you get into that situation, you should be allowed to have other fools around also, okay, to cater to you, okay, because you're a woman on this earth and you're a queen. Okay. And I think don't don't don't let him, you know, Oh, he's respected in the in the church, and this and that, and that's all eat men and everything, but don't let him use that to manipulate you to be into his world. Okay, you gotta live your world and take care of yourself first. Okay. Alright, so best of luck to you and I'm here for you whenever. Okay, Okay, thank you? Okay, Hello, color, Hi, Hey, what's up girl? Thanks for calling? Man? So, um, what's your issue? Um? Well, I've been trying lately. I don't know really what it is. But when I'm trying to, you know, be sexual with my man, he's not really getting it up. Oh no. And I don't know. It's like he wants to, but he's just it's not getting hard. Oh wow. Um, So have you tried you play with this levels and everything? His boss back, I've done everything. I get the lingeries, I tickle bays everything. Okay, Okay, So it sounds like it could be that it could be stressed. But let me try to give you a tip. I don't know, it sounds like you're down to get a little freaky. And I'm not saying that you have to get crazy with this with what I'm about to tell you, but have you played with this a little bit. I'm not saying that you need to to enter the go, but to just play with the outer area, you know what I'm saying with the ring with the glo ring. Uh. And if you cut rest that around that and maybe you don't know, maybe you might need to pop a pinky in there, you know, maybe one knuckle, two knuckles deep. I don't know when he needs, but sometimes that helps. Because I was having that problem too. Hopefully my mand doesn't listen to this right now. And I was and I Carona, let me tell you, it was frustrating because I was doing all that. I was putting lunch are the fishnets, let you know, the lubra can I was saying. I was bathing and lubratin hopping in bed like do whatever to me? Have your way, and and I said, Caroni wasn't getting hard. So I started to play with the school a little bit like that. I I and he had he had clinched up that out on and he started to get a Sami illego some maracas because my dreama went to Rosa Rito for the weekend and show, oh you want maracas, And I said, that's a little play around. Everybody gets maracasmericot they had come to use in that moment, and I got the handle of the Maraca Corona and I put it into his ass a little bit, a little by little illegal boom. He was standing at attention, cout On like you was gonna go get deployed on some mission. And he did have a mission to ram my brains out, and so it worked me. Huh. So I'm just saying, I don't know your life, but if you're willing to try that, that could be the solution. Yeah, I think so, you know what, I think. I think Dreaman got me some Moroccas too, so I think I can try that. Guess Yeah, shake them up and put them in his ass. Okay, well, thanks for calling and best I luck to you girl, Thanks so much. J C. Okay much left. Okay, now we're gonna take a little break everybody and get out word from our sponsors. Fellows, is your mouth writing check your follow can't cash. It's nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to lots of men, not me, though. If you listen to podcast, you're already drowning and adds for Bonner pills. But what if you could get them from a company you trust. Here at ram Tech, we've got your back and your front and releasing ram techs Big Papa Bonner pills, the most effective and cheaplest boner pills legally allowed in the U. S. Maya Big pop a boner pill five hundred boner pills delivered discreetly to your door for only fifty dollars. 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Um, So you have a question about relationship at Yes, I was wondering is it about them to love for your girlfriend too much? Is it possible to love your girlfriend too much? Is that what you're asking? Yes? Well no, I that wow. That's a sweet question. But no, if she deserves it, then no, you can't love her too much. What's her name? She sounds like a lucky woman over here. Oh I don't know if I want to Okay, you don't want to give her name? Then how would you describe her? Oh? That's she's pretty, that's pretty, ezy, she's beautiful, she's spicy, she's perfect, she's demanding. This is just perfect. That sounds like me. Oh my god, what's your name again? Know? What's your name? My name is? My name is Peter? Is that you come on? Damn? Kid? Oh my god, baby, you're so sweet. Man. I just missed you so much. I just had to talk to you. Oh, thank you, baby, it's good to your boys. I missed you course. Plus I'm at the store. If you wanted any to lap or anything, yeah, I guess some and um some easy your bread and some to Okay, Okay, I got it, and I love you too. But don't be wasting my air time by calling in. Okay, of course, Jesse about that. Yeah, okay, I'll see you later baby when you learned. Okay, next color Hello, Hey, how's it going? Hey? What's up are you doing? I'm saying pretty good? Um, And I just want to say a big fan gran day fan. Yeah, Fanny on a grand day over here, if you're super big and I just haven't we ever talked person in color? Um and having a weird issue, you know, Um, tell me that my boyfriend, well I have a boyfriend. Well, sorry, I have an exploit frond um, but he's also my roommate. Red blanks. Red blank's a red flag. I mean, I don't know your relationship and everything, you know, but usually living with an egg, you know, and I can lead to trouble. But um, I was like Finder in the pandemic because like no one was really ramming, you know. But now, um, now things have opened up and all the kids that wait, you know, things have opened up, our home has opened up, and um, in a way, our relationship is opened up up because I'm now inviting a lot of people have to come over to ram you know. Oh damn congratulations than sexy. So how does your ex b about that? Well, he's pretty upset about it because it's been a lot of people. I don't think he was expecting that many people in the house. It's pretty distidious, you know. Um, and he likes a clean most in the quiet house, and we both really like this house. He's like the arrangement. The dog loves the arrangement. Shouldn't want to lose either of us, you know. But like now all of a sudden not having sex with a lot of other people, and I don't know how to tell him that. I want the situation to not change at all. Yeah, I mean, if you're having a Ramathan or ramphas and you know what, why should that stop you? You You guys aren't together, that's your ex. If he's not yeah, if he's not getting action, or if he's not getting you know, um, as much activity as he would like, that's not on you. That's not your problem. Like I've invited him to join in the ramming that he does and I want to do that something about interesting connection. Oh, so that he would be jealous of other fools that you were ramming in the same room as him, isn't that crazy? That is crazy? You know? Well I thought I thought that being in a gay relationship man, that we could be in love with someone or not, you know, but also that has sex with all the other people that I think guys have been watched that sex movie. Well, yeah, when you're around that much many and you sound like an attractive person, I don't know your life, bettle. You sound confident and that you're you know that you're you're very comfortable with your body and all that, and so yeah, yeah, I know. So if you know, if you're physically capable of doing all that ramming and you're it makes you happy, then you know that's I know that you probably love your ex and you can stop electing out all that battle. But but you know what I mean, like, if that's something that he needs to work out or maybe communicate with you, or maybe it's not best that you live together, but the thing that you have to think about is the verrio, the little dog that you have. I do I think about I think about her a lot, and you know, like and I think about him sometimes I think about how much I gig and again and I can and I take my cake and I take and I give it a take and I take, you know, and it's um a lot, And sometimes I just feel like, um, you know, how how does that how does that little dog? How does she feel about all this ramming going on in the house? Um? She makes she started hunting a lot more, she started, so she's been influenced. Yeah, So I guess what I'm asking is am I in the wrong here? No, you're not in the wrong. That you're not in the wrong. Bet you need to communicate with your ex because if he's right there all sad about your ramming activities and it's getting them all down and out while you're in there, um going on a ramphast, then you know that's not gonna be good for him or for your friendship or whatever you have. Like I love him, in love with him anymore, any may not want to make him feel bad. I don't want to stop having but I didn't have this for like the week story of academic and it's like, you know, I can't ever do that again, it sounds somebody as active as you to take several weeks off, I must have been going crazy. Torture, truly torture. Okay, well we heard the Oh yeah, I'm always here to listening out on pettle. I just want to tell you that, Okay, you need to communicate with him better. Maybe you can have him give me a con and we can talk it out better. Make sure you put the little doggie first in her feelings because you don't want her. You know, you're gonna get her to a where she's you know, dry humping everything inside, and you know nobody likes to be around a dog like that. I guess I guess that's true. I did not really that dry. I'm big wine. Okay, so there's moisture. Okay, um girl, well okay, this is this feel I feel like I can talk. I feel like we can can open Yeah, just open up that line of communication and if you need help, I'm here for you. Okay, I appreciate you. Okay, Well, thank you so much for calling, and best of lah and give that little treat for me right now. Okay, Well, thank you, thanks for calling. Thank you. Dang, what a crazy situation that's always trouble, you know, if you're trying to live with your eggs and and do hook up with other fools at the same time and there, it can't get crazy, you know. But as long as you're safe, d having a good time and then poor think it's communication, okay. And south hygiene because Coron has a bunch of ples in and out of there getting rammed and the dog of busting everywhere. You have to clean the premises, you know, and take care of yourself, tom Yeah, like take a shower because like I told you earlier, my my professor over there at Mount Taco, he had it the toe jam, you know, and I that's one of my pet peeves. You know, take care of your feet everybody. And you know because a toe jam is is it makes me stat when I see just supposed to have toe jam or you know, stinky feet or something like that. You have a little scrap out on. Sometimes you see a foot has jam coming out of it and you want to take a standard to it and you wanna, you know, put it in steaming hot water to kill all the everything that's going on in there. Okay, So just a little word of advice and we'll be back in a little bit, okay with our next color. M m h m. We got that lactor for your soul. Now to get into the franky king on this show, y'all take your left fee y'all rock you'll give it. I'm were saying, sucking two days couvertimes, things got funky. She's got littall cham chunks of crown Ja coming up the crevices. Oh no, got the flakes and the limp balls coming up the toes. Is that tall old champ Mr re Wax clumped under the toenails, Oh no, jap, got the crust station topping up the bunniest he bumping up that toall old cham chunks of crown Ja coming up the crevices, Oh no, got the flakes and the limp halls coming up the clothes. That tall old cham Mr Brax coumped under the toenails, Oh no, jump, got that cross stations pumping up the bund in steady pumping up that toe. Oh jam, take care of that, see homes on saying, scrub them toes in the shower, Get down there, work it out. That's right. You gotta take care of your feet and the tones like I said, it's sound when you see like a bunch of Bundians and callous is on the foot. It's like your body does amazing things and it starts to make its own shoes around, but you don't want it to do that. It looked disgusting, It's gross, you know. Okay, So I'm now time for our next color. Hello, what's up, Rudy Rodriguez. Oh he Rudy Rodriguez. Let's do a little situation. So I met this crazy hind now down in Norwalk, and uh, you know, my buddy said, hey man, she's bad news and this and that. But you know I couldn't stay away from her, you know what I mean? Oh, I know what you mean. This is the classic case. I'm playing with fire. You know, it's just that fire, just like she like a scan And you know, every time I hang out with her, it's like what's gonna happen at night? I don't know. It's exciting but scary. You know. I want to call her, but I know I should stay aware. It's like playing with fire. I mean, what do you think? Well, like I said, this is a classic case, you know what I mean? Like you have all your homies telling you, I aspired, but I've seen you. You play at the casino's Rudy, and you have that vibe. You know that you're thirsty for that kind of craziness. You're kind of a musty vato. You know, you're a rocker, and you attract these crazy kind of highness, you know what I mean. And so I don't know that's crazy. I never nowack. I mean I might. I might actually, because there's there's a lot of them around that area. But like I said, Rudy, I don't know if she has that job and all that, because I feel like you're not gonna stay away from her until something bad happens, and you know deep down that it will into that road. Okay. But if she has that job and she's not asking you a can you pay myself on bill? My cable bill? Can you pay for my son's literally you can save it, then it's really time to go. But if she's just giving you a black eye here and there and you just put some some yellow on it, then that doesn't cost anything, okay, because ice it's pretty much free everywhere. But okay, so just be smart and just know that if you keep playing with that fire, then it's gonna lead to a bad road where she's gonna pull a knife on you. York can save it. Okay, But if she has that, if she has a job, then the chances are hired that she won't pull that knife on you because she doesn't want to get fired. I don't know, but if she doesn't have a job, you need to end it, Rudy. Okay, you need to end it and start listening to your homies. Okay, So best of luck to you. Hopefully I catch you at your next gig. I think it was gonna be right there, a commerce casino or or I don't know, something like that. Okay, So thank you Rudy for calling, and have a good one. Okay, Okay, next color, Hello, what's up? I have a question? Like my girlfriend is still friends with her x um should be worried? Well, I mean, what kind of activities do they do it? I mean, if she's not staying a lot of hours with them and all like things like that. Right, Oh, it's just lunchtime lunchtime dates or mm hmm. Okay, And so does he have a good job or does he is the athletic? Is he does he seem like a strong vator Not really. Yeah, I mean he's okay, he's he's pretty built. Um, he's definitely gotta gott a pretty good job. Okay, let me ask you this. Have you seen her, like, have you been at the pad when she returns, right when she returns from these lunches? Yeah, okay? Does she look work from home? So? Okay? So she does she show up like, oh that lunch was school, we just got up? Does she look like is there hair little messy that she looked like she just got done wrestling? Or what's her vibe? You know? Um, I mean she does look I think she had a good time. Maybe later on she gets a little tired. Oh okay, well let me what was your name? Richard? Okay, Richard? Um, well, I'm gonna tell you like this, Um, if he has a good job and he's athletic and they're consistently going on these lung time days and he's coming back like she had a good time, Um, there's that chance. I think I'm just being honest with you, there's a chance that they're ramming and having sexual relations. But the way that you can find out, I'm sorry, I don't mean to bring brand news, but the signs are there come, you know what I mean. And so a way that you can test that is be ready right when she comes back from her next lunch date. Because you work from home, so you're just right there. And maybe you should make an effort that like kind of get dressed up and work out, like if you don't work from home, because maybe she's getting tired of that. But anyways, that's a separate thing. So but just be ready next time she gets back from her lunch day, be ready govern put them. I don't know what you have left for print thong or I'll go, or nipple tassels, whatever you do it to get into a sexual mood. You know, I don't know your life. Those are just examples better you know what I mean. Have some candles burning, have a have a hot bath running for her, and then be ready be ready to give her the follow like that just a or my lady, you know I had this all set up for you. We're gonna do sexual things right now. And if she resists Govron, that means that she had just got rammed already. Okay, yeah, okay, so best of luck and hopefully um things go good for you, Okay, and I'm sure you do good working from home. A lot of people are these days, so but try to get dressed up for your lady, okay, because she's looking elsewhere obviously. Okay, I have a good day, all right, thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay. But like Richard, I hope it works out for him, But he's probably all working from home and his Joiney's all day like that. She's probably get tired of looking at that. Okay, next color, Hello, I ain't creeper, what do you want now? I just want to ask you. Did you give that girl Shelly at your salon my number? What you know? Why would I do that so you could try to do your little activities with the Okay, that's my co worker. Okay, she worked for me at the salon. I don't want it to get weird. And then oh my, my premo had his way and this and that. Okay, because I know what you're thinking, all right, I ain't like that, Like I feel like we have to have a connection. I mean, okay, yeah, connection, I know what connection you're thinking of. Okay, you want to be like, oh, because I'm a finnis in structure of my trolofy Classmom. You know I have stamina against have and all that dumb ship that you say. I feel like we could have some conversation I don't want to get Okay, yeah, I'm sure you want to get to nowhere parts of our body come on, okay my number. No, I don't want to deal with that. Okay, keep going, go go do your troll of fit classes and forget about hooking up with with hyenas over here on my slan. All right there, yeah, yeah, I'll be at Central's obviously. All right, okay, mine, Okay, you guys, thank you for tuning into this week's episode. To all the colors that didn't get in, you'll be first in life for next week. Okay, it's your girl, jac And I'm gonna tell you like this. I hope that you take this advice and do it right. Harness the power and keep that pussy tight, take flight and all of your relationships, maintain communication and handle your business. Wha keeps a flying so nice, coming cold, correct with solid advice and that's right. So I'll see you next week. And that's how we do it. And to hear me speak, you know, and to tell you how to handle all your ship and everything. Okay, you know, I'm not saying I'm a perfect person, but I'm here for your kame. I heard it's been with loving and you just help you get through life into relationships. They can't get so crazy, right, Okay you guys that you're girl j I'll do you next me. That's right. Chee. Sent there for tuning into another episode of The Frankie In Your Next Show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies Hans Olivia, the Homie earn Dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me Ya. You know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. That's an opportunity of the get down and if you get a chance, told me it's going to rank and review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie in your Next show. That's what's soft break there