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Hollywood Flim Flam (with Frankie's Mom!)

Published Feb 15, 2023, 11:00 AM

Frankie’s mom, aka "Hot Pants," hangs in the studio to talk about flakes and dancing through life. Also, more Astrologicals with Creeper to help you hurdle over the hurdles.

We got that laughter for your soul. You now to the into the breaking on this show. All right. I got moms in the building today with some already. Yeah, we're wrong. Oh shoot, I didn't even know. All right, I didn't know we were going. Maybe hold the micro a little closer and it's right here, all right, I'm telling you it needs to be closer. Okay, Yes, don't be afraid of it. I'm not afraid of it. I'm good, all right, I'm good. Are you doing You're doing good. I'm doing good. I didn't even know we were on already, but yeah, I'm good. I'm good. It doesn't matter. You're just kicking it. See that you make a thing all dang the cameras and that we're recording. It's like, you know, it doesn't matter. Just kick it yourself. You know, you don't have to Oh yea, you know I have to have get different because the things. Yeah, but I like that that soup we do, it's a juicy couture. It's like, what do you call that? But what do you call it? You don't have to say it, okay, because I don't like that. It says it right there. But it's not like it has Juicy across the ass and all that, because that's how they designed their stuff and all that. It's not one of those Oh it doesn't say Juicy on the ass. Okay, just isn't right here, real subtle. Okay, Well that's what's ups. I like it. It looks good. What is it called? What is it called alure? What is it called? Yeah, it's kind of a warm belure. Okay, but it's got me stay with the mic. Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Well, you're asking me about you need to learn how to work the mic, call me. Yeah, this is what you do. You need to learn to stay right here. That's what I'm saying. You need to be right here. Like oh yeah, no, see you say you know what I'm saying. You're just staying there. Okay, I'm right here. Okay, Well you're asking me about my suit. No, I'm saying it looks good. Relations you know, thank you. Juicy Couture at its finest right there, and it's finest senior senior edition. Yeah. So when you used to go to the club with your hound girls, just shut up. Did y'all like dress each other and be like, girl, does this look good? Boy? Yeah? Oh? Man? You're taking me back now. We used to go to this place in Ventura called the Library. It's called the library. The Library. Yeah, oh man, I'll never forget that place. On Tuesdays they would have ladies Night and oh day you go out on a Tuesday. Yeah heck yeah. I was young, single, yeah yeah, yeah, working on the base and rolling up in the morning. But yeah, yeah, yeah, it was all good. We'd go to this place called the Library. So from dressing, the journey from auction, the auction Ventura to go out to the library on Tuesday night to turn off with the home girls. Yes, and they had ladies night. So they had the mail strip strippers and they would have them on Tuesdays. Dang. So they would they get down to their way down, way down. Yeah. Me and my girl Cathy would go all the time. Oh dang, So you full put dollars in those those pants are yeah? Okay? Did they get all upon you or you just yeah, yeah, holding out a lot of details here at Cafelia Yeah yeah, yeah, so you guys just look. I remember they had one called the Jolly Green Giant. Oh he was that wasn't his stripper name? Yeah, it was this big beautiful black man. Yeah, and then he the song bring My Bell that would come on, and he had a little bell at the end of his g string thing wait, like on the crotch area, in the crotch area, and when the ring my Bell would come on, swinging that thing back and forth right there, clinging. Yeah, we're like, hi, the bell the bell. Yeah, so he would like swing is he would that thing back and forth, back and forth. Yeah, my god. He was more like the church bell or was it likely? No, it was those little you know, the little twinkle bells, like the little um you know, the little round ones that just make the nice little noise, you know, like yeah, like little Christmas bell. Oh yeah, okay, so it's a little cute thing on the end of this this crazy jolly green giant, like a nice little you know, Christmas package. Yeah, well it wasn't that little It doesn't sound like, yeah, it was it jolly green giant. Holdie, Hey, what's up on, Frankie? You know what this is the Frankie you know the show podcast. I got my mom back in the building today. We're just gonna talk here, I hear I am talking about the jolly green Giant. I Yeah, well, I wonder where the jolly Green Giants at today. You know, I don't know. I have no idea. Um I I don't know. But he made an impression on you and Kathy one. I'll never forget it. A little bell and he was extra special when I went from my bachelorette party and me and the girls that were in the wedding. You know, we had twenty one couples in the wedding, so it was you know, all the girls that were in the wedding. We went there, and he was extra for the bachelorette party. What do you mean his behavior, the cost, extra swinging motion, that's all. Yeah, that's the best way I could describe it. Did he have a special bell for that? The same metal belt? It was the special belt, but it was a special presentation for me because I was the bachelorette. So it was a very um very and this was also the green Giant's Yeah. So it's like, I'm so he had a special paratones for for doing They were green. They were green. Oh so that's when you read, okay, wow, so he swung it a little extra for that. I think the bell barely missed my face. I'm trying to get I couldn't almost right there, I couldn't, you know. I just I wanted to be cordial, right, okay, you know I couldn't be rude, and so you wanted to to grab it or ring the bell with your hand or something, or my imagination was reading a wild you know. I didn't even know what to do with that thing. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you married dad a few days later. Yeah, Pops is packing some meat too, though. Men, you know, And I was remember youngster and we would you know, we said, shared the same shower, and I'll see him get out sometimes. Oh day, you know, yeah, he was swinging pretty good. Yeah one day. Yeah, that's what's uh. This is the astrologicals what creeper right? Two? It's a crazy one, a like for me and a lot of homies. Besides Scared that's neither here nor their homie. The point is is that we're now on to three A and now we have a chance to do things even more Feedoman, all right, this is the astrologicals what creeper right? All right? For the first one on me, we're gonna do arias a. All right, So the areas they're they're little animal sign order is the ram homie. So sometimes they um aries they can, they can. They're like really highly motivated, homie, or like dang, like there's this four on cocaine or what on me and they have like strong opinion nations or whatever. So you're like, oh damn, you have a lot to say, and you're all like, are you're on drugs? But not it's because they're are, you say? Um, But don't let that get you into problems? All right? All right for the areas fools, you know, just like yeah, we know you're all excited and you're ambitious, but you know, just kind of like keep your eyes on the plane field day, you know what I mean. And you know your horoscope a predicts, um, the year will be a strong one for you home me as long as you know, while out um or go to jail or something like that, all right, and just don't break nothing on me. Um the you know, planetary support like that means like the planets where they aligned, they're gonna be there for you, homie to be like, hey, you know, we want the areas to do good this year, all right, and still the home like even though that sounds like sounds exciting how hard hard times will still test you. Ay, you know what I mean, Like, you know, the pressure will build up on me, but then it will press it into a beautiful diamond like that. You're like, oh dang, um, from all that pressure came my diamond. So that's what's up. And then so you know, just work out home and you know, build your straight and the way that planetaries are aligned, like it's gonna build up. You know, you try Sarah three pots all crazy. So that's what's up. So you know, holmi be up for like interesting beginnings and a roller coaster ride on the parallel? Are you up for that? Ag? Yeah? Probably? Huh. So buckle up, homies, alright BECAUSEE is gonna give you all you want, like like kind of like a down ass hang not at the club. That's just like, hey, I know we just met, but I'm down for whatever, alright. So congratulates with home, um, enjoy the year, and that's what's up, all right. And some famous areas on me is that's the Reese Witherspoon on me, all right, And she has like she thinks a lot home because you could tell it because her forehead the way it bulges out like that, Like she thinks a lot, Holmie. So that's good because you know, aries they're real ambitious on me and her foreheads obviously trying to get out there to do a lot of things. And it's done things successfully. Homie. She's in movies and TV shows, he told us, So, Holmie, all right, So congratulations, that's what's up. All right. Hey, the next one, Homie, is that cancer horoscope, all right? And they're simple animal Homie is that crab? Alright? So three he's cancer homies wanting to crawl like a crab into their comfort zone as soon as they get a chance. Hey, but the planets, Hey, hey, don't do that right now. Don't be acting like that right now. All right. So like if you just want to sit there and chill, you know, like if you just sit there and chill, some crab fool might come, you know, scoop you up he and be like, hey, you're just gonna be right there. So I'm like take you ay next to you know, homie, you're on a plate right there, like long John Silver's or Captain Deed's a alright, So you know you need to be a crab on the move home because you don't want to be right there and I'll play that long. John Silver say, you've got things to do on me all right, so you know, stay on the move and live your life for me while out this year. Ay, alright, be passionate, homie, like you know, like crab box on some minas or vatos every you're into and you know, spit some crab game, homie, like a fow, what's up? I'm a crab, Like let's kick it, you know, get your little pincers out and be like, you know, snip snip, check it out and do a little show right there. And you don't know what that could lead to, homie. So just you know, live your life while out and see what happens. Hey, alright, so suck alright. Famous cancer is Selena Goldman's on me see and she's a perfect example or just whiling now today because you know she has that show with you know, Murders in the Building or something whe that's the Martin Short and Steve Martin a and and you know she said, hey, I'm gonna while out this year, I'm gonna hook up with two older votos and they're media legends, and you know she's doing whatever with them right there in that apartment building like, hey, you know, and and even if your fools can't get it up, like we can still have fun. She told him like that, fool, And I said, dang. And you know, and that's feedom at all, because that's you know, they're comedic legends. Ah. So yeah, she's just having her way with them on me. And and that's what's up. You know, she's willing to explore like, hey, I've never been with to all about those like that, and that's cool for me. But they're real respectful over and she's respectful them. Um, but she just you know, gets her crap pinchers and and um, you know, does things to both of them. And so that's what's up. M m m m m mmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul. And now to then into the freak to give you on this show. Hey, so the other day you sent me a text. I know you don't like to admit it, but you like looking at all that TMZ gossip. You know what. No, I don't like. Oh my gosh, I know you hate to admit this, fool, but I remember growing up, you and Grandma would always get the National Inquire and talk all that cheese mane like I feels for reals, you know, Ah, did you hear about Elizabeth Taylor? And yeah, and I'm like, where'd you read this? And it would be from the National Inquire, which is all men theaters on me. It's lies, you know. It's like the Sun or whatever. Those magazines are where they make up stuff for for I guess that's the click bait. Back in the day, clickbait was just the headlines and right there was some good ship in the National enquire It was fifty five cents. I still remember it was fifty five cents back in the seventies. Yeah, yeah, but I remember as a little kid, you would always get that and we would be broke sometimes, but you would always find the Nation Inquire all the time, always had the National Inquire. Yeah, but there was good pictures and there was a lot of you and Anti Linda and Grandma would be talking about it, like if it really happened, I did you hear right there? You should be real They had the pictures to back it up. There had to be some that Elizabeth Taylor's new boyfriend, that he's an alien. They had found out. They did their researcher. It's like what it's said right there in the newspaper. Yeah, but no, but the other day you text me and uh, I hadn't seen it yet, but there was that photo of Lizzo and coming in with another hot outfit. She was getting on her private jet. And we'll bring that up in the in this video clip. But so a lot of your price sing it. And she's like showing up to the airport or whatever, and she's basically wearing a like a nothing G stringer. Bring it over here. Okay, you know, Okay, I took Christie, did you see Lizzard sher mom? Mom? And I said, nobody wants to see that ship. Okay, but Christie said your mom. No, No, I'm not body shaming nobody. I love Lizzo. I love Lizzo, but um you know yeah, yeah yeah that right there right there. Okay. All I'm saying is, okay that it's just beautiful to love yourself like that. Okay, it's very beautiful to feel that confident and love yourself that way. Okay, look at me, I'm beautiful. Yes, I that is beautiful, but it raises some concerns. Okay, that's all I'm saying, first of all, she's getting on the plane, and I think, okay, do they have white bees? Do they have a towel where she's gonna sit right there? And it's like like her like her bare ass on the there's some management and well there's ship going on there, you know, yes, yes, okay, do you just do you just sit that down on the leather? Is my concern? Oh, actually what you're saying, because then it gets moisture and then you're like, yeah, what's thinking or you start slipping and sliding yes, yes, and down pretty good. Yeah, and it just kind of you know, it's beautiful. Don't get me wrong. I love Lizzo and it's beautiful to love yourself like that. And uh, but it sends the wrong message to the wrong people. Okay, for instance, let me give you an example. Okay, I love the positivity for the young girls. Okay, yes, okay. If I did that ship back in my day, it's a bit like I, hell no, you know, what are you doing? Or it wasn't acceptable back then, you know, back in the seventies. Okay, So you think Lizzle okay, that she's she's sending the wrong examples to the wrong people. Okay, no great message of positivity, loving yourself and all that, and it's like, man, more power to you, girl. I wish I could walk out with mine now. You guys hanging out like at and feel all confident and beautiful and all that. You know, most of us don't have that. That's rare, Okay, coming from my generation, it's rare. Okay, I'm back from the seventies. It we all had issues, we all had insecurities. It's like I I'm fat here, I'm fat there. You know. But anyway, that's another that's that's another podcast. That's a whole another topic. They're okay, but it's like, for instance, let me give you a good example of who gets this message misinterpreted. Michael More. Okay, she's at the club and she's like, you know, I look at me and she's got a G string on. Okay, you know, I look at like Lizzo. I care you are not Lizzo. Okay, you're not Lizzo. Okay, Those maybeas from the ninety nine don't cut it. They don't have the compression like Liz. So you know, she's got the bread to buy the compression media's and tighten that shut up. She probably gets hers for those ymes, and Lizzle is getting the box. She's not buying her millions at the night. No, no, no, And Michael mother thinks she could go buy these media's and look like Little Mother. No, okay, Lizzle gets her nas buffed out, polished. You know, I'm sure on a daily basis, if you're exposing them like that, yeah, I'm getting they have their own makeup department. Just you know, Michael mother is there with her crusty ASA's probably flakes flying and you know, come on, you're not listen. I go, Mother, come on, I'm a cougar and rare. She starts, you know, like like she's a cougar, Flakes coming out of her on the phone from the Nalgas guitar. She was dancing on the dance where you see a little power flakes her. I come on, come on, you're not Lizzle. Okay, that's all I can say. I love that you accept Little's message right to your heart. No, please stop that. Stop that right okay, so I can see what you're saying. You see what I mean. People see that and they get inspired, but kind of kind of like they you know, it's a misinterpretation right right right, she could do that. I could do that too, but no, you can't do that. That's for her, Okay. I know that takes daily maintenance because she was getting Remember it was like what is it an Allstar game or a Laker game? Get Little showed up and then guys were all out and people were like, yo, there's kids here that Yeah, so people feel some kind of way about that, you know, like like I don't want my kids seeing that ship. Like you know, I'm bringing them to the Laker you're him or herd of the Laker game and they got to see Lizzles on the courtright because they're out. They're out, ye out, ye, they're straight up out. You know. It's like it takes a little bit, like you know, you could glance at some things and oh that's right there that you have to like, it takes your eyes a little bit of time to cover the terrain or whatever is going on on the nilgas because they they're a little they get a little wavy, a little bumpy, and you know, it's like the moon. You see the moon, You're like, oh, I could see little craters in there and all that. That's how I feel when I look at Lizzie, each nalia is its own moon. We're like, dang, who landed right there? You know, that's a trip. Who knows sweat landed right there? You know? And there's high maintenance involved with those nalgas. You're right though, she's not going to show up to the Laker game just Lucy goosey like she has a makeup department, probably doing little sprays and powdering or nalias and and and you don't have that makeup department. She's just going night. I'm gonna be like Liz all right here at the club is not happening. It's not happening, Okay, uh no, No, it's just not happening. There's probably a lot of sweating issues going on between the cheeks and god, you know, Michael that she's probably in the valley right there already, so it gets hot right there. Who's doing the maintenance? You know? I write, you know, Lizzo has her little posse following her around, probably touching her up, brushing her off, and you know, but no, that that's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. More power to you, lizz Yeah, okay, But at the same time, you think certain people are getting the wrong message, That's all I'm saying. So overall you're like, do you girl, do you man love yourself? Like I said, But you're more like, look what you're doing to people that kind are taking it the wrong way? Exactly exactly. I can understand that. Yeah, like, do you man love yourself like that? Right? Right? Okay, people, especially young women, love yourself like that, Love yourself, but nobody wants to see all your ship but love yourself. Okay. So so you're saying, okay, love yourself, don't go that far unless you have a whole makeup department and you're a baller like Lizzle. They and you could do it and don't have no crest. Oh damn that little prossed flakes chipping off the nights on the dance her eye and you know something's still gonnager as sugar. They hope she'll listen to the podcast. But but you know somebody who was down on me because you know she's putting out the vibes out there. You know there was a no no, she's I look at all the young guys are looking at me. They want me, and I do no, no, no, they're scared. They're scared. That's the reaction you're seeing. You think they want you ya, Okay, so they're like oh, and she thinks they're like they're lookin. They're really like, oh damn, look at this. Yeah, and then she starts with that right here, right like that like doing that to them. Ship, No, Commather, they're scared. No, it's you're reading it wrong. She's reading things wrong. Oh, so across the board, she's reading things wrong. I'm like, Lizzo, I love Michael Mother. I love her, of course, you do know. I love her a lot. You know, I have nothing but love for her. But it's getting to the point where it's like I just don't know what to do with her. Okay. So maybe there's deeper issues and that's how she's getting it out. But maybe she was already at the edge and Lizzo's actions kind of took her over to her Okay, yeah, it took her over. So I don't know. She's like, yo, look at Lizzo. You know, I don't know. But that's an interesting point though, that you make, because I mean, you know, I think it sounds like Mother is doing good. She's healthy enough to be out there at the club and she just needs a little moisturized or and some better media as it sounds like. But but like the one, there's people out there that are like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna do like Lizzo, but they don't have what you said, like the resources of the funding, because you know, she gets to be like that and people talking about all that, but she's also walking onto her private jet, yeah, and her mansion, and she's you know, other girls are getting expired and they're going back to their you know whatever, their shock with their you know, in one room. Let's go to Vegas. Let's go to Vegas. She goes, I'm gonna board the plane like Lizzle. I'm like, no, you're not your boarder Southwest like Lizzens, Like Lizzle's going Spirit yeah or what is it? Frontier? Oh, going on Frontier like Lizzle. Can you imagine you probab don't even fit in those chairs. Those Frontier seats are small only they don't even they don't even recline at all. She said she was gonna board like Lizzle. You see what I mean. It's just gotten weight, way out of control. One thing they have on Frontier, I think Frontier spirit. They have a couple of noodles on there. You have to they charge you for everything, but I could just picture of their flake flaky nagas righting on frontier eating a couple of noodles a vegas the sea. After that, I think those are classis too something just getting This is the astrologicals creeper right all right. The next one is the Tauris horoscope on me all right. And the animal symbol for the tourists is a boll ho me. You know what I'm saying because it kind of makes sense, sake because touros how you say oh in Spanish for me, and you know, and I was saying, oh tourists, um, and I didn't know me. But you know, the four tourists say was actually invented? They say home by an alien on me. That king like a long time ago, centuries ago, and everybody thought it was crazy. He goes hey, fool, like, um, you know, there's this car and he gave them the blueprints for it. And they're like, what's a car and he's like, look, it's a four tourists and they go, oh dag and so actually an actuality est what's his name Henry Ford homies like, oh I invented the car na child at Holmie. That's not the truth. That was actually an alien homie. And he was like, hey, I'm a tourist full and I'm want I have the four tourists right here the blueprints for it, but you fools are too dumb right now to make it. But in like thousands of years you'll make it. And then you know, it got passed on to Henry Ford and he tried to be like, hey invented it, but really it was the aliens a all right. So anyways, Homi tourists are known to be focused in their lives. They like a bull when he's looking at you know, like the red cape or whatever like oh, and then they digs into the ground like I am a come at you right now. And then all of a sudden he's like, oh dang, and it's the matter door. He goes, hey, you missed me because I was tricking you right now. You know. But the is yearly horoscope wants you to make some changes on me, all right, the good one day, like there's gonna be some clashes with people around you and you know, and things might even get a little twisted for a minute, homie, But worry not, alright, torres homies, because as you're ruling planet Venus will be a blessing to your personal as well as your professional life on me. As what supp right there all right? Safeguarding yourself from the ups and downs will be something will be expecting from you, and thus a year of learning is here for you, homie, alright, with the support and the attentiveness of the planets. Ay, alright, So as what's up right there? So look at that red cape, Yeah you know, I'm sure, but then you look at the Matador Tombia and homi to be like, hey, you didn't trick me this time. Matter door, homie, And then you get one of the horns and you put it right up. It's cool in front of everybody else, people watching, like, oh day, look at that he got him in. You just kind of parade around with him at the edge of your horn and he's just like oh, he's all like that, and you're like, ah, fool, you didn't give me this time. Alright. So that's what's up right there, alright. So some famous a famous tourists a is a doll, homie. So a doll is that seeing her A and she seems like, you know, oh like that, but then when you talk to her, she talks all British or whatever, like she's from England A. And so you're like, oh, you're another one of those fools who you wish is that you are American because that's how you you talk. But in real life you you talk like hello, you know what it's like, Hey, I don't understand what you're saying right now, but you know, the blessings to her, homie, and keep doing your thing, a dog, because you know, even though you're tricking us that we're taking away your accident when you're seeing, you're still seeing pretty FEEDMANE alright, what's right homie? Now? The next one A is that Leo A all right? And their animals symbol sign or whatever is the ing homie. Um. So you know for Leo's on me, they're pretty brave. Hey. So nothing in life is is that hard? You know what I mean? Because they're like a a my lying um. Yeah. So even though that you might throw some challenges in your path, like you will do feed man, homie, you know what I mean? Be positive this year, homie, like you know, because Lion homies, like you know I'm talking about like right out that gate, homie, like from the first month. They just believe in good things on me. You know, cherish the moments you have instead of being all like worried, like what's not there for you? You know, just cherish what you have right there, Like around the third quarter when planet Jupiter will be in action, things will definitely improve for good homie. And then Venus will be there too, homie, you know, to bring changes and positivity to your professional life. So like when you need those moments like dang, I was feeling like whatever, and now I feel pretty good. That's because Venus Homie came around, Like hey, I got you, homie right now. But it just be through child Holmie, because you know, it's the Saturn and ra who like they'll be there Homie to to like give you hurdles and and hindrances from time to time, and so just be like aware of that, like, oh, I knew your foolds are gonna be right here, but I'm not really trippy. I'm gonna hurdle over this hurdle because I'm a lying all right, and you know, even if I'm there at the Olympics. Ay, like the little referees or whatever. I'll I'll just eating them right there for everybody. Everybody's like, oh day, this is a trip A at the Olympics is lying. He just did all these hurdles and now he's eating all the referees or whatever. So yeah, you got the gold right there, holmi, because you just ate it. So thus beware, homie and the challenges that may be in your life on me, especially health wise on me, you know what I mean, because you just ate all those referees at the Olympics and eating the gold medal, and that might cause um some health issues A so as the new year could be a little hard on terms of your well being. That's neither hearing their HOLDI. The point is is that you're a lion in so just keep running and just you know, try to eat some regular food. HOLMEI all right, that's what's ups all right, and a famous leo. It's Kylie Jenner, homie, you know what I mean. And so it's hard to think of her as like, um, a lion, but I guess in the way she is on me because her mommy is like a lion, because she's like I'm gonna get all this fatty on this junkle homie, and I'm gonna have these little cubs a and I'm gonna, like, you know, put all kinds of makeup on them and be like, hey, look at my little cubs. And I'll just give me more money and I'll let you follow us around with cameras and me and my cubs, and I'm gonna have them ram um other lions and you have babies and we're just gonna make money off all that, and you know. And Kylie's like, oh damn, mom, I don't know. I'm the youngest one. And she's like, that's right, So you're gonna make even more fattia than all your sisters and little cubs or whatever, because now they're all grown and rammed out and they already had divorces and everything. So now you're the one, Kylie. So she's like, okay, mom, because you're the lions. So yeah, and she said and they said are and then they sold a bunch of makeup and then um put on trash TV that everybody loves. All right, that's what's ups mmoom. We got that laughter for your soul. And now tuned into the breaking on this show. Hey, we've all had those moments. You know. Hey, when I was in high school, hot pants were in you know, you don't know, Yeah, I don't know. You explained them to me back and to the listeners what hot pants are? Oh yeah, back in the seventies and high school. I was in high school. I was like, uh, sixteen seventeen high the hot pants came out and we used towear. They were like short shorts, you know, and uh, you know, we all would wear the hot pants and all that, and I was broke out in my hot pad. It's a matter of fact. They used to call me hot pads. Oh day girl, it's a matter of fact that used to coffee hot packs. Your moist Dagegpens. I used to like, we're in the hot pants. Yeah, I should like even design my own clothes. I just saw my own clothes. Yeah you didn't know that. Huh would you do with that? Okay, so would you saw onto the hot pants or what? What I do? Would just make cot pants like outfits and stuff and what what? I made this cool outfit. I'll never forget this outfit. It was pink. I made the pink hot pants, right, I made this like a like a like a vest okay, but it was long. It was long to the floor like like super Fly, like super okay, okay, with the pink cot pants and the long vess and pink and pink. Yeah. Yeah, everything was matching. Everything was matching machine and everything. And uh so what I was cutting out the material. I had made the otfense already, right, it made the long ven. When I was cutting out the material. Back in those days, there was patterns. You use patterns, okay, yeah, no, no, no, pattern A pattern was like if you want to make this this outfit right here, you buy a pattern. Okay, you're buying for like about a dollar. So it's like this little thin tissue material. You would lay out your material. You'd put the tissue material over and then pin it, you know, with straight pins, and then you would cut it and then so yeah, yeah, yeah, so you don't know this ship this back back in the seventies, so you would cut it out. So I was making this outfit. Well, what happened was I was cutting out and I accidentally cut a big hole in the vest. Oh ship on the front, the front, and it was way towards the bottom of the vest trying to cut out the pattern. I was cutting out the pattern. I don't know what the hell I was thinking, but anyway, so I cut a big hole. So hey, problem solved. I made a big pocket. So there's just one big pocket in front of the vest and the way in the butt on my bottomy like, oh man, you gotta reach down for it. We're like designed this. It's like super fly things on there, like, man, because your idear like hold on ben down. Yeah. It was like a home girl get it and girl yeah yeah, yeah. Pockets. So I made the big pocket down on the bottom, and I was gonna make like more pockets like going up, like making it look like okay, pockets going down, you know, but I ran out of material. Ran out of material. Was so oh good. I still rocked my outfit. Nice. Yeah, so you make you make out. You would make outfits all the time, man, Yeah, I was really into fashion. I used to like to design my own outfits and all that. And I wouldn't make grandma outfits. I would make her jumpsuits. Jumpsuits were really in back in the day. I'd go by the material of the pattern and yeah, yeah, my own and then I would I would uh design them myself at this at that Colo pocket. All right, yeah that's what's up. You're a soler, yeah, a designer really yeah, I would say designer level. Yeah yeah yeah, all right, well Ship, thanks for being here again. Mo. Yeah, okay, thanks for kicking it. You look good. Oh, thank you, thank you? Yeah, the juicy couta what do you call Valora? Right? Senior edition? Senior edition. Yeah, you don't look like a sitter. You look good. I had my birthday's right, I know that's right. Yeah, So don't forget Okay, of course I won't forget it. Yeah, get your little santhing. You know, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah, you're going on pops and then oh pops a love. He's probably love those jump suits. Huh. He loved the hot pants. I'm sure he did. The other comes hot pants. Yeah, I nice to wear these big like they were like go go boots, but you know, like brown leather. You were like go go boots with the hot pants. What oh dang, so you were in go go boots. Yeah, we wore boots and with a big heel and you know, oh you were do seventies. It up. Oh yeah, big, big time, big time seventies. Yeah, then you would go see Rick James and boots with heels and hot pants and yeah, Ricky Rick And that's right, Rick James on me. What was the other favorite bands he would always go see, Oh my god, all of them, all of them, average white band war U Man, what was that restaurant when you guys used to go to see Remember the Pasta House, the Pasta House that was in the valley. Pasta House. We saw Richard Prior there one time. Why he was dancing right next to us. He was there just party, party at the Pasta House and the Valley house. Yeah, it was used to get good. We used to drive out there. I forget where it was, but it was in the valley and uh yeah it would get It was just called the Pasta House, the Pasta So what it was like DJs and bat Yeah, yeah, yeah, damn. You saw Richard Pryor there. Yeah, he was just he was in party, just partying party. Yeah, he was daddy right next to us. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. And my girlfriend Cathy would go and some of the girls and Dad and I not dressed like Lizzo, especially back there they're probably like what no, no, no, no, back in the day, are you kidding? We show up like Lizzo? That didn't happen. Then all right, so you guys will just go get your dad it up. Hold up what you're doing? Uh yeah? No hot pants? Yeah, just hot pants and Google it's out there and dancing. Yeah, we still wear cascades. What are cascades? You would put him on and tease up the hair like that, you know, with the big hoops and oh your hair would be yeah, you put the cascade on to puff it up, you know, so it looks like you have you got a big puff on top of your head. Yeah yeah, dang yeah. And then the eyeliner and oh yeah yeah yeah I know it's yeah yeah, and the lashes and all that. That was the style then that didn't like it? That didn't you didn't like the cascades? No, why it was? I asked too much? Yeah, he's throwing quarters in there like it's making a wish like it was a fountain or what. No. I think one time he pulled it off. He's like like, a, I don't you do that? I was I got so mad at him pulled out Yeah, what does it look like when you pull it out, like an animal. Also like hair on it. Yeah, yeah, it's a hairpiece. Oh so it's like staches or something. It's yeah, like a hairpiece and you clip it up on top and you would tease it up and you would yeah. Good. So that's probably trying to make out you and you pull that out. Oh day, it looks like a little like a little like an animal or something, some kind of a little animal for real animal. Yeah. He so he's like, I don't like that. He didn't like the eyelashes either. He's to wear the big fake eyelashes. Oh damn, the eyeliners, he said, asked too much. It's too much as falling off. It's probably getting intimate this ship falling off of you, eyelashes and a little animal. It's too much for him. But I liked it. I liked all that flame flame yea, yeah, the flame flame. Yeah, that's right. You always tell me that they don't get caught in the Hollywood flame flam. But what happened? What happened? You did get caught up in the chingout Hollywood flames? What are you talking on? And I had I advised you hard on that ship I told you don't get involved. What do you mean I get involved? I'm good. What are you talking about? Well, you mean all the drugs and ship? I told you stay away from that Hollywood flim flam. There you go, all in, all in. I didn't go HOLLI and a lot of things pulling that me. You know, so I got crazy balls out here. I am Hollywood. Wow. You know, I started partying a little too hard on me. But it's all good, good. I pushed the reset but and I got back good, good good. I'm glad you got it back on check. Yeah. I didn't get all caught up in the Hollywood flim flat caught up in the Hollywood flim flam. Yes, you did, you did. I was just parting, you know, I didn't get caught up. And then I just found a lot of pressure this and that, and then I had money and my bills are paid. What's that we're not going now? Yeah? You know, I just got focused on your You focus on your ship and keep going. I know, I know. I mean I had a lot of things. I still have to process a lot of things in therapy and all that. You know, we never did that. So now it's like all right, let me handle this, let me get things right. Well, I'm proud of you. Yeah, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you too. Yeah. You know you've been through a lot and here you are looking good in your juicy Coutur collection, talking about lizzle and this and that. So yeah, no, I'm proud of you, proud of anything you're doing. I'm doing all right. I'm doing all right. Just trying to dance through life, you know. Yeah, that's how we do. Yeah. I just gotta dance through. That's it right now at this age, now, dance it through. That's what that's right. I'm still got a lot of life left home. Yeah, but you know I'm in the final chapter pretty much. It's gonna be a long being realistic, you know, but final chapter. But man, gonna go out with a bank, gonna dance it on through. So that's what's up. Yeah. And you've always been inspiring in that way, looking at the positive even when things were dark and back. You have to, man, you have we laughed a lot, dance a lot, always still do. Oh yeah yeah, put put on the jams, dance and everything's gonna be all right. And it look at and everything's all right, and everything's all right Juicy cut tour name. All right, Well, thanks for being your mom. Okay, appreciate it, alright, Uh yeah, anytime, anytime. We're about to uh we're in production already for season two of this fall. Oh yes, yes, yes, yeah, looking forward to that. Thanks for everybody for tuning into that the reason we got a second season. And other than that, you know, I'll be hitting the road after we're done filming, so you know, check the listeners in the local city Frankie dot com. This is my mom, Terry K. I'm Frankie signing. I see you next time. Y'a. Also supre for tuning into another episode of Frankie in your next show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the Homie Times, Olivia, the Homie earn Dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me. You know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. 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