The cable guy pays a visit to Creeper and The OG. Junior Galaviz looks for love on a reality dating show.
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Hey, what's up? What are you doing? Nothing are at the studio. We aren't gonna get a lady. I'm tired of this already. You already wet with in your forties. When are you going to give us a grandchild? Everybody has a baby. Everybody has a grandchild from their stomach. That me. You know who had a baby? Even either had a baby, but not you, Come on, fool, get with it, even Michael. Mothers are looking at me, funny. What I just you know, I don't have a lady right now. I'm not gonna just getting whoever pregnant a lady. Get a lady. There's a lot of ladies. Get a gordita that cooks good. It's loyal, you know that has your back? All right? Well I don't know. Okay, Well then I'll start searching for gorditas and see if I find a good one. Then it's time. Now I'm tired of this already. I'm getting older and everything, and I need a grand baby. So oh, so I'm just supposed to get some random gordita pregnant so you could have a baby. Yes, yes, I'm good with that. I'm good with it. Just do it, Okay, Then I'll go to a food for lessons. He was hanging on the parking not then we'll see what happens. Yes, that's a good idea, go to Walmart. Okay, all right? Then, well I love you too, and I work on getting a baby for you. Get it together, okay, alright, love your mom. We got that laughter for your soul. And now to get into the franky on the show. Watch a lot your party. The cable guys already here, northing a quick you got your earlier creamchi flash court in a cable service or whatever, that's a trip, no problem. It'll just be a few more cable can I see a question? Like for real? Say what's up? Like what was it like to be in the movie? Cable guy? And I just play? But for reals, uh, you know who do you call homie? Like when you have problems with your cable service? I don't even watch TV. Watch a good question cable wable that doesn't watch cable. I didn't even those fools existed or whatever. But yeah, they're right here, right because it's a trip to home because I can relay. I know a lot about those that they saw a lot of substances. You know what I'm saying I don't want to get into specifics, but they don't even do the moment. They just carry them around and sell them for that. I do substances. Damn, watch that you just pulled out one of those white boy joints. Listen that to make me think smart things and stuff? Mark it up? All right, you're not gonna tell my boss right, knock up on me. I don't see chaps like that. Plus, the customers always right right what they in the manual or whatever. I've heard that the capable to fix the TV and perfect timing too, cause Gordy Thailand's about to start. What's okay? What is that? Oh chuck? Great show? I wonder see what happens with these cords? Are beautiful cable? Get a servest on Homi kicking. You don't want to miss this, Homi, Gordy Thailand and Craggy Le okay one not, let's do it? She so good? One niland searching for a loving match, which one will find the true love, while the others will sink on the round helas one island searching for a loving match which one will find the true love, and which one will sink in the around island, one man, one island, five Corditas. Will our Romeo find the love that he's always been looking for or will it search for a dream? Gordita be lost that scene. Let's meet the luckiest one on the island and Junior he what's her foods? I'm Junior, So I work at pet Poison everything. But I just got promoting food like four to six weeks ago, so I work at that back counter now. So fols come to me for like pistons or fuel injection system. So I'm seeing there on that premises like it's like the expert, you know, yeah. Food. So I'm just like searching for love, you know, I've been searching and it's hard food dating out there and everything. Um because you had like a lot of um hinnas are looking for like a tall food and and I'm a little homie, so I don't know food. I just it's hard for me to get confidence. And so that's why I'm attracted to Gordita's home because they're so confident, you know what I mean, and the way they carry theirselves and everything and they embrace it food like um. One she had a shirt that said Gordita Power, and I said, dang like to be walking around like that with the confidence like that. It's like warming food to my heart. And that's why I trip. When foods try to like dude, um lame things like body shaming and stuff like that, it's like like worry about you, food, Like look in the mirror and make yourself better before you try to point fingers. Because Gordita equals beauty to me and my eyes. So I'm gonna try to, you know, see if I have any love on Gordit Thailand. So the things I have to offer or not only that, I have two jobs food because I work at Pep Boys and I also work at a kiosk in the mam that sounds fragrances food and I only sund like one or two a day food because most fools are like, oh, I can get this on Amazon for like six dollars cheaper, um, but you know, we just keep it moving food and they I still get that paycheck. So I'm hoping that I meet my dream Gordrita right here on Gordita Island. So my name is Jas and thank you for the opportunity, um, so I'll see you after hopefully my my future love bugs as Junior awaits his destiny, Let's meet the five beautiful for my name is made Sanchence. I'm looking for love because I'm tired. I'm so tired about these lay mass wood. They're all broken ship and they don't have no personality. I want something. Well. Hi, my name is Slitz Sanchez, and I just want to get down and sucking party, you know what I mean. I love the clubs, I love restaurants. I just want to be out. I want to show fucking face in this town. And I need a hot boyfriend and do that with me. Yeah. Hi, my name is Brianna Rodriguez, and my friends say I'm a spiritual person. I do that yokas. And I even need that vegan food because I have a lot of lawyers to me, you know, And I'm looking for a part I had. I can find the deftness to my layers him Victoria Johnson, and I am a freaking sick of all these scrubs coming at me at the club. Are free me, hypnotic and Hannessy and coke? What do I look like like? I'm ready to gallop around the horse track? Is your little pony just ll rather no fucking thank you all. I mean, hunt them me a man, Helica Martinez, and I just want to say fine, you know, like I really want to man, and it's hard searching to go to these places, and a lot of them they are as stupid, they are dumb, like, oh, I have listen, not to offer, but really they just want to get there. We need wet and I don't want to do that. We need wet days no more. I'm looking for real love and I'm hoping to find that. I'm going to retile. What see you there? What are trifling? You're so beautiful. It's like how you are and everything. That's what's up. That's that real ship and it's so fo meant to see your body flow free. Don't matter if you're short, big toller, skinny shout out to them, big highness, shout out to them, skinny high nights. Don't matter your size. Girl. We need you in this Girl. The first time I saw you, you were so confident, your right was so real, real and nothing was for pretense, for you would walk to the very ends of the earth. I appreciate every inch of your body, and that's for certain. I'm never hurting when I'm around you. These fools that be trying to body shame you, they don't have a clueful. I love and accept you just how you are. You look so fetiment up close and even from my heart, and then so vietable to see your body flow free. Don't matter if you're short, big, taller, skinny. Shout out to them, big girls, shout out to them, skinny girls. Don't matter your size, girl, we need you in this furl and it's a freeman to see your body flow free. Don't matter if you're short, big, taller, skinny. Shout out to the big highness. Shout out to them, skinny highness. Don't matter your size, girl, we need you. They just for us. Sometimes I even feel sulbconscious about my bonds, and then I am butting my pants sometimes and that pops out like ta. But then you rub it down, slap it to see a jiggle, so beautiful to see you use my belly as a pillow. If folds are happy, then the body is how it is. You just gotta keep loving each other and handling our this. You're so exquisite in every way or number one hit. You're fun to kick it with and your body is so positive and it's so femite to see your body flow free. Don't matter if you're short, big, taller, skinny, shout out to them, big highness. Shout out to them, skinny high notes. Don't matter your size, girl, we need you in this world. And it's so fet meant to see your body flow free. Don't matter if you're short, big, taller, skinny, shout out to them, big high not shout out to them, skinny. Hind has come out of your size girl. We need you in this world. So that's what's up. You know what I'm saying, don't matter your cyde girl like I like big girls because um they just that's me. But shout out to the skinny girls. I'm yet you knowing me? Do you don't trip off like what the media says, like about all your The human body should be like this, like you don't know me like that, bood. So my body is how it is. Shout out to everybody on this planet. So that's what's up down and it's so PETI meant to see your body flow free, don't matter if you're short, big, taller, skinny. Mm mmm mmmmm mmm mmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul and now too into the Frankie you on this show? Will there be sparks or misfires? Stay tuned for more board the Thailand. After these messages, o'riley's how can I help you? Yes, Hi, I'm looking for a set of a radium spark plugs pet boises out of stock? What kind of car is it? Two seventeen months to six? Let me check? Yeah, we got them great, I'll come in today. What's your name? I m hi, I'm Carmen. I'll see you later. Sometimes love can break all the rules. I'm sorry we can't be together. What all my brother's work at pet boys? They'll kill you. Sometimes love can be dangerous, no, Ramon, but true love always perseveres Ramone. You're a life. Your brother's got me good, but they didn't get my heart. Panorama Pictures presents Jump Start Love Comming soon now our contestants will meet that Hector's Cantina, located on the shores of Cordita Island. A what's ladies? Un? I just want to say, what's up? It's to be here like wow, you know, right here on this island, just me and five gorditas. Oh my gosh, your aura, your aura. But let's not focused on that right now. Let's focus on that there's a possibility that we might have a one on one connection, you know, like you could be the love of my life or maybe not, what was that? But more importantly, hopefully that there's love. You know, there's kind of big lost two of us, and that love's gonna be the two of us, okay, Jim, oh, dang, it could be. I love the optimism and then the rest of these fools have to take a raft. God, I'm not writing a raft. But let's not focus on that right now. Let's focus on the possibilities, um that we could be together forever for a long time. Just to let you know, fools like I appreciate each and everyone you you know what I mean, And I know that you deal with a lot, like a lot of pressures and people put pressures on your body like you're just another Cordita, you're this and that. But I'm gonna tell you right now, on some real ship for me, Like on some real ship, can I say ship? Oh I can't. Hey, it's on some real ship. Like Corditas deserve more love in this world than everything because conscious about their bodies. But really, my gosh, I love your bodies like you want them, like any Gordy TYPSI, I'm like, hey, like homie, like I just want to tackle you, but I'll probably just bound for that. Wasn't that funny? But what I'm saying is is that I love you and I yearned for your attention. So whatever you need right here from you know, Hector's Cantina, right here on Gordy Island, right here on the beach, then it's not me, you know, because I don't like the practice or whatever because I'm junior jobs. I'm wanting to kick it with you. So let's see where this goes. And congratulations and think now for spending time with me, and shout out to Cordita Island. So let's go. It's Lazier Jr. What's up with you? O? G You all right? Or what? You know? That's the time what I had fell in love with the why are we going? Another story? She touched me in the special places that I never thought i'd be touched before. And she was always always there for me, damn. And she always listened to me, listen to me day after day to all my problems what's up? But there was one thing I forgotten me, one very very important thing. You what's that? I forgot to listen to her, ah damn. And so she found another bottle just like that. Not only was he able to provide a listening here, and he cared for that. He wanted to hear about what she had to say, you know, what her day was like. And not only that, but he has one of the top air conditioned repair services in the county. Oh yeah, he had a feat of six vans that are out called twenty four hours a day. Yeah, that's Manuel's business. They even have a five star review on YO. I didn't even know that was possible. Are you kidding me? Five stars on Yo? And to make it worse, she's the dispatcher at the headquarters. Sometimes I call I called me just to hear her voice, and then I hang up because fuck, you know, it's hard. Yeah, So if you find a good Gordita, don't ever, don't ever, don't ever let her go on me never. All right, So the wisdom okay, all right, that m m m m m poom poom. We got that laughter for your soul, and now tune into the breaking game on the show. Have you ever been in a fight at a sporting event? Into your surprise, you get sucker punched by Gordita. Well you're not alone. As long as you didn't physically harm her or your heina didn't step in. We can help at the law offices of Johnson and Ramfield will make sure you get the settlement you deserve. We understand that Gorditas have a natural tendency to jump into fights that don't involve them, but that doesn't make it right. Ikid with a trip because I was chancing chance with this for me, We're about to throw down and out out of nowhere. Only is gorditam yes, scratch me. It was a trip flight like that. But then she had scratched me, like I said, dang, you know, and it was so bad for that even the fool I was chest to chest with, he said, a fool like my bad Homi e Spenser, you know, because I didn't know she was gonna be like that, And even that fool had went to go get me galls because I was alright a right there, but I said, you know what, childie, I'm still pissed there. So I had called Johnson at Ramfield and so I was scared. They got me paid, homie, they got me somebody got me seven hundred and eighty six dollars and they reimbursed me for the guys that that food had bought me A So, yeah, it was a little bit of extra or something for right there. We've settled millions of dollars in cases, and we can help you too. Let's make sure that justice is served. Calm now, m m m m m m m. So which of these lovely ladies would you choose for your first date and food? I don't know, you know, because they're all look good to me. It's like any men need any men? My name my aunt. I'm going first? What's that bad? Baby? First? First? No, I'm what school for you? Dang? The beaches are romantic? Said, you're still fair? Shut up? You're stupid? Are you learned? Yeah? How you're hear the oceans and your corney kind of like flash flank flat. You're not direction your corny that's not corny food. It's just a line. Corney. I feel like you're you're liking me right now because you keep pushing me get in there and get jobs, like get in there like a blue leg don't. Don't. You're gonna push you in the water. Get it. I can't swim in your ring. I'm gonna drowney baday do that breathing to swim a little bad? Okay? What if I fell out about broad ship and you have to save me? Come and get me? Oh damn trip out food. I never swam before, was there? I'm almost there to get you might even oh god d food that trip you man. Yeah, I'm gonna have to save sincerely, um, like thank you for like pushing my boundaries or whatever. Never, thank you might be giving me the courage to swim you get thank me to a night in that bedroom. Just make me the winner. Already got on you know you want it? Will Junior a mighty Bell's connection continue to make a splash? Or will get lost that scene? Find out on next week's episode. Up for the time, We got that laughter for your soul and now too the into the Frankie on this show? What a day? Man? Let me come my mom real quickly? Who you better answer? Hello? Hey? What's up mom? Hey? What's happening a lady yet? No? I don't have a lady yet. All right. I went to Walmart and see you know, you know gorditas, like you said, I told you to go on the first. That's when they stuck up on all their snacks. All right, Well okay, then well I'll wait till the first, all right, get it right? No, I want one. I mean they're so warm and beautiful, well some of them, but when you see a warm, beautiful gordita, they are starting to catch my eye a little more. I just hope that they like me, you know. Yeah, Well they'll have your back. They're loyal, they sticked by their man. All right, all right, I love you, all right, love you too. All right, Okay, you're just sayna go on the first. I know what I want. I need a big girl, the more competent and war Skinny girls likes and they need a slattery. Not a big girl. She knows what she wants it when she makes it on the spot, whether you like it or not. Big girls know what they want. Skin was like, I'm a big girl she needs and what big guess that I need a big girl at big girl big right now? Or your covers big girl makes big bed gets your big girl so strong? I want to beat you all my love you wanna will you all my love. I want to beat you, get your queen and your love makes me scrap love big girl. Oh cheese sent there for tuning into another episode, and I'm freaking in your net show for sending by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network. Shout out to the homies hands Olivia, Nick, the Homie Earn Dog here in the studio, James Frids, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J, Buzz the legendary soul assassins by me. You know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. I saw an opportunity on the get Down and if you get a chance, told me he's going to rate and review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie Dignon Show. That's what's soft right there. H