Juanita Carmelita has a spicy conversation with her homegirl Alice (Malice) Mcmunn. Junior spends a day at the ball park. Freestyle FlashBack with a classic from Mikey Perez.
We got that laughter for your soul. You now to the into the breaking show. I know, but did you see the sound engineer when you give the thumbs up A strong dumb yeah? You know what they say about that? What do they think that? What a good thumbs up? I mean squirting? I not. That's why I like you, girl, You're so open, you know, I mean, yeah, I just I mean have you squartered before? Girl? Of course? It because my man Peter, you've seen this that he plays tennis, so he works with different things, but he has a strong thumb time, so he does the back can that thing. He plays me like he's got he's got it in the wrist exactly, girl, and the rist like that. See, and it's just a lot of energy when he does that. He kind of plays me like he plays the you know, that tennis racket. That's why I'm telling you like guitarist to like if you find a guitarist tennis sounding engineers, DJs or the DJs, I mean, come out the DJs. Oh yeah, they know how to what you like? Niagara squirt to the USA, you know, and it feels sky just thinking. I know me too, I Carona, you're making me huh. Okay, should we get started. Okay, you guys, Um, you know this is uh, I'm doing an interview right here with my homeground, Malice. This is j C. But thanks for coming in. Girl. Yeah, I missed you. It's cool to hang out. Yeah, it's always kicking it with you. You know. So as you know we met because um, you were a dancer for a long time. How many years were you danceing? Um, I'm aging myself for twenty years. Twenty years, I know. And it's a trip because you were like you're like a legend and and I've seen I remember I went to every every city. I went to San Francisco, Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Igo, I was in um in Uh. In Portland, people's kind of like Jaz you know, Malice. Huh. They were don always name dropped you like that. This girl, you know, she'd put it down and all. Yeah. I mean Portland was my was my coming up turf. And I mean they used to they love strippers there. They give them awards. I used to win awards and ship. They should give a words through strippers in every town. They should like l A. They don't care about us. They're just like strippers who hide them, but like in Portland, they're like put them on a pedestal. These are celebrities. We don't even like real celebrities, or they like real celebrities, but they're not gonna admit it. Like if you name dropped, like real celebrities in Portland, people like roll their eyes, but they really want to meet the celebrities right right there, like oh, we don't care abouty with celebrities. And then you name where where are they They'll they'll they'll act like, oh, I see your name dropping, but then really they're like, oh god, I hope I made them some day. Yeah right there with like in the inside, they want to play it cool on the outside like yeah, they try so hard, drink like Roal Brewery beer, and you know, I don't like celebrities that more like you know what cool for that? Here we underground artists, right but as soon as they see as the Tom Cruise or whatever, that yeah you get popularly so that yeah, I just like people that are real, you know saying And that's why I hate it when people are like, oh yes, strippers like you said here, like oh no, like politicians and all that they're like or the preachers of the churches, they go, no, it's wrong, but they're the ones and then they hang out that exactly girl, And they're right there all castor vote for me, but they're in the back room at the strip club getting us and they're going to the to the dirty or one they're they're going. They're going hardcore too. So you witnessed this, Oh yes, I know. It's a real thing. That's why when foods are out there like no, you need to do the right thing, and no, this is wrong, and being gays wrong and strippers around like, ok, out on, I got may on you because I know you're right there probably with a ball gag in your mouth getting things put up your huh oh sorry. The ones that screamed the out us against it are always the ones who are doing it in the side, exactly, girl. When people are speaking up about it that much, it's like red flag, you know, red like hebably has what do you call it, a butt blug right there and vibrating as he's saying it. Yeah, just oh you know this and that and ya, but you know, to reach us a room, but don't try to tell me how to live my life exactly. So I just want to well, first, I'm want to give you props girl, because I know you're retired and all that, but we met when you were still you know, getting after doing your thing, and I would go in there too, like oh, and I have to admit I went. When I started going, I was going to support home girls and this and that. But I was like, oh, you know, maybe I could give them notes and that d you know, like I, you know, because I like to be confident and do my thing. And obviously I look good, you know. I yeah, I don't want to state the obvious, but I shined daily, and so I went into the club like, oh, let me see these you know, they're cute little acts whatever. But then I saw you take the stage and boom, You're just like wow when you had that hair like that all crazy and you went to the top of the bowl and put your leg you have strong legs, and I was like I and I was looking up like that, like I was surrendering to your power. In that moment, I said, dangn Now I'm the one taking notes all of a sudden, so I had misjudge, and for that, you know, I'm I was mistaken. I apologize because I saw that and I was like, wow, you know, it gave me energy. I was inspired. I'm sure you could still teach me a thing or two. Yeah, well I know I can't, but I'm trying to be humble right now for this moment um. But yeah, I was just amazed, like the strength that you had and how the room just came alive, you know, and including myself. I was likern not thank you for your presence everything, and you were strong, you know, and you were you were just so nice to everybody, a good energy and like, you know, that's what's up. I always kind of viewed myself as like a jester dancing for kings and queens. You know. I just always want everyone to feel like entertained, and I'm like or like, I'm like a dolphnit Sea World or something. I dophin. Yeah, well you're that top dolphins and the dollars are like the little fishes people are throwing me. Yeah, yeah, that's what's up. And you were doing all the dolphins yeah like that, except you had strong legs, you know, but they're they're leggs. Yeah, exactly. Wow. M m m m m m m m m Lowing away for ball four. That's another walk for Castro. Looks like McGillis has seen enough here. He's making his way out to the mound signaling for the bullpen. That will be the big lefty Chavez coming out to hopefully stop some of the bleeding here as we make our way to another pitching change, is a perfect time to introduce our special guests from the Little Homie Awareness Foundation, Junior Glavies. Dan, it's a trip to be here. Um, I'll excited. A lot of people don't know that we're in the middle of Little Homie Awareness Month. Can you tell us a little bout the junior well, little homies or adult males who between the heights of Fight three and Fight seven. And I go to that foundation, the one off Figure Off and I've been going there for about three years now. Food and uh they've got computers and camping and special outings like like this one right now. It looks like you've all taken over the bleachers era. That's where they put us in the bleacher section because you know, you could fit more of us, like per capitas or how do you say food? Um, but we come out and support, like you know, the homies shine asking food he was you know, he's the lord of the rings on me. He throught the first pitch and so yeah, he made it all the way to the catcher's mail without bouncing it or nothing. Um. So yeah, he didn't even have to like throw it from the front of the mound or you know sometimes um you fools put like old people or people with um like physical disabilities up into the front. So he didn't have to do none of that. Food. So you know, that says something right there. Johnson took the first pitch for a cult strike. What is it that you like people to know about your organization that uh, some might not know. Well, the main thing is foods that you know. We're people to homie and despite like how we might look to others, we actually can do everything that like normal size men can do. Johnson swings and finds the get up. He's got some speed on him. There he's rounding first, rounding second. Okay, the third base coach Mariota is telling him to hold on third. There, that's a triple for Johnson this fifth of the season. That'll bring a little life in the stems dank third base food. He made it. Hey, Mr Annoler, maybe you can help me at this. So I was hooking up at this Hina and we were acting food for like ten minutes in her car because my car is in the shop right now. But anyway, so we were in her driveway and I started to fill her up, you know, like contentually because she was letting me in everything. Um. And then she had um button the top of her pants food and I was like, okay, it's on, you know. Yeah, she grabbed my ballo food like yeah, but from the outside of my pants, but she grabbed it nonetheless, and you know, and I started to move my hand like across your stomach food. And then then she was the top of her panties food and I put my finger under the elastic, you know, just like just when I was gonna go and like go a little lower, she had moaned food. She goes like that, you know, ding on me, Like it's really on, you know. So I kept moving my hand down food, and then you know, I think I touched the top of her hair down their food, a little patch. Yeah, yeah, nice. Right when I touched it, she moaned again like oh you know. And then but right before I was going to go down and touch it, food food out in her future, you know what I mean. Her brother came out food and scared us. I was like, oh dang, she got all at him. You know, She's like hey, like you know, you're always ruining things, and then you know he did. Don't like ruin the moment or the mood or whatever. Because so my question to you is, Mr announcer is like, is that making it to second base or third base? Food? Well, that's a tough call because you were in the area past the elastic, so you're definitely in the zone. As they say, Oh yeah, who was in the zone? Because I had touched her hair and anything food. It was all soft and curly, wild pitching of the dirt. Her name dos does a great job to recover and hold Johnson that third So, Junior, was it thick the hair? Uh huh, Yeah, it definitely was thicker food, but it was like salto food, like she had to put condition on it. In fact, I know she did because it has smelled like salon selectives like apples, right, fellball, that's a souvenir for a lucky fan. Oh true, who you know about the apple smell? Well, Junior, in order to get to third base. I think the listeners would agree. They said, you have to actually not only to child, but you know you have to insert a finger, at least the tip of a finger. Oh Dan, but that's still good, right, Food, Like what I did? I think the important thing is that you know you're out there playing the game. Uh. If you were just about stats, then you'd be missing out on what's really important. Oh yeah, Like if you know she let me go that for who? Then who knows? Am I hacky? Next time we kick, we might actually like like do it, or maybe she'll even chop me up. You gotta expect whether to take a swing on this next pitch, and he does. Oh and it's going back back and it's gone out of here. That is the sixteenth home run this year for whether, Oh Dan? Am After that, my homies are texting before I gotta go back down there in my seats. I guess when the homies Hey, but thank you for your wisdom and everything. All right later, Food, and you're welcome, Jr. Hopefully we'll be celebrating a home run of your soon, if you know what I mean. Alright, folks, we'll be back after these messages from our sponsors M m m m mmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul and now to be into the Frankie on this show. So what was your favorite place, their favorite city, favorite venue, favorite night even to dancing? Oh my god, there's so many good ones. I mean, I got to perform for so many people I loved. I used to dance to the House of Blues. I used to dance to the the what do you call it? The Whisky a Go Go. I dance for so many paces. I love to steal panther nights because we're so good, because you've got to like relive the eighties, like and it's like almost pureform, even though they're tongue in cheek and they're kind of making fun of it. It's like, I mean, there's just girls taking their tops off, there's people making out everywhere. It's just like but it's it's not It's also it's not like serious, like people aren't really like being grinding, they're actually just being playful. Those are good times. The cheats around the vibe, yeah, I mean, and I would go on stage with those guys and I'd get I'd encourage the girls to take their tops off too, and pull their pants down. And like, oh we just had a great time. Yeah that's good. So you bring that vibe like it's okay, become the mole as long as you're around good people and everything. Nobody and nobody there's like putting anything in anyone. They just right just unless they want to maybe later. And backstage we don't know, but you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I'm sure you know how backstage is. Yeah, I can get crazy back there, you know, but yeah, there's you know, yeah, but it's like Vegas, you know what happens backstage stage in there. That's why you know, no cameras in that, you know, because there might be a lot of thumbs, you know, a lot of waterfalls everywhere exactly, and that should just stay in in there. You know, people don't need to see that. It's more of a thing that you leave for right there in that moment, a special experience to have exactly. So yeah, just the levels and work that thumbs and that tennis racket you know, shoutout too still panther for that. Yeah, the homies love them bringing a good vibes, that painful vibes and that cheats out. Yeah that and then you know, working in Portland, the club I worked at their sees. I mean, it was just a different time we were. It was I can't even explain it. It was like the Beatles or something, you know, It's just it all happened together at the same time. At the same time the Suicide Girls came out, which I wasn't one, but they like, we're promoting all these tattoos, stripper looking girls, and like so stripper like strippers with tattoos were becoming cool, and so all of us that are club we're getting like worshiped. And it just I tell you, it was like the day it was the Heyday, because I mean it was new, you know. Now it's kind of runn it's course and it's not like, you know how any I don't know how to describe it, like anything that gets like it just played out after a while or whatever. I'm not saying like girls with tattoos are, but I'm just saying, like the the I don't know, the way that we were at the time, and it's like all the different we we were all list into all the different genres of music. Everybody had their own, like Forte and I got to once again, I was like reliving all the eighties rock stuff and I loved it. That sounds so cool. Good dang girl. Yeah, but I heard it the first time I went to Portland. And then they have so many good clubs, their strip clubs. They even had a Beacon one. I don't know. I was like, you know what, though, I'm not I've just that club. It's cool to go as a as a customer, kind of like oh the shade that goes on the shade. It's like, I can't even I don't even know if I should talk about I'll probably go like get what you call it? Um, I got six from no, I would who I wouldn't care, but no definition deformation. I'd probably get a deformation case against me or something. I mean, because well it'd be true, but then they have to prove it. But she doesn't like I love vegans, but like this club is do it? Like that's the thing too. It's like, so they're like a vegan club, right, but then they treat the girls like literal like they're like the cheeseburgers. They're not impossible. That's terrible. Yeah, I'm telling you that's just maybe it's different. Now. Hopefully they changed management or something but I also thought it was interesting back in the day. Like, um, I swear one time I went there, you know, did you ever go? Did you ever go? Yes, I've been there, and it's a place to have a two dollar bills, That's what I'm saying. The two dollar bills. Okay, those I swear to God one time when I went there and they were giving me the two dollar bills, I swear they pulled them off of like you know how like not post it notes, but kind of like that where they have like the sticky back and they pulled it. I swear they made those. You know what. You know what's crazy that you said that is because they forced you to get them at the door. You were going to try to spend them, and nobody would take them. So I'm like, what's up and somebody's in theason. I don't know if these are really you have to take them to the bank, and so they're still at my bath them. I still have some too, from like twenty years ago. I okay, soon heads up on that place. Hopefully they change management and that they don't listen to the podcast. I don't know, it's very suss. Yeah, yeah, they should treat all cheezburgers that same whether it's real or impossible. Me. Okay, you should be one love and they're not doing that. I and welcome back, folks to bmp X ninety point seven. This is your host or Love and we're going to kick off the freestyle hour with the classic don't take by the One and only might be prod. You know what I'm saying. I'm just ticking for that girl, that right one, one that knows what's up? Are you out there? Girl? See the thing is, i ain't trying to waste no time. I'm looking for that real one. Come on, girl, UM do you feel it? I know you feel it, So let's rocket something special. Let's make it last. Tied up the last girl. I'm done with you. Now that it's over. What can I do? Maybe you were just in my dreams and when I wake up, I don't know what it means. Don't take don't take me home tonight unless you want this following baby. Don't take don't take me home to night unless you want my Weble's baby out of the cold and borry range. That tis in your eyes dry me insane. But if you you how to read my mind, we wouldn't have to waste all this time. I know you love it. Fola, I know you want it. Where's weeverl a lot of webl's. I know you love it. Follow blah la la, I know you want it. Wevels, weevel weevels. Don't take don't tell me home to nine unless you want it's fine, baby, don't take. Don't take me home tonight unless you want my blood. Go baby. That's right, girl, don't waste my time. If we're gonna get it in, let's get it in. Oh oops, we that laugh before your soul. You now to the into the freaky on this show, because you know, there's a lot of fools that go into strip clubs and they're like, oh yeah, you know how they this misstreet women in general. For though, that's why you have this dree A lot of there's some fools out there that have this imprint on their forehand because when they tried to get crazy. Let me teach, I thought, just that quick little jack to the head and I you know, but at least the mark. Oh well, I will tell you, girl, I lived on the streets for a long time and I just have a I have a radar for the danger. So I just avoid them. But you know, any time anybody ever did confront me like and be disrespectful, like I'd get in their face like I'm nice, I'm super peaceful. I know you have that type of girl, but you can bring the streets out of me if you if you disrespect me, I will. I don't tolerate it. That's the thing. It's like, I'm just not submissive female. I will be like playing the role for the job, you know, like a little bit and be like, oh yeah, give me a dollar, you know, but like for real, if like you know, they're be okay where I used to work here, Um, trying not to talk too much ship because um whatever. I mean they fired all of us right before COVID. That's cool, but whatever, Um like a whole the whole all of us girls got fired. But um, that's cool. Whatever, make your money. I get it. They wanted to, you know, change to a different style of club. Fine. Anyways, the owner of that club. I also have a weird like love hate for them, like I miss It's like a father and son own it, and I like miss those guys, like I want to like hang out with them and like hug them and be like I miss you guys because I worked there for nine years, like family. But they also were like I want to be like, um, mafio so guys, and they used done that all they're like mafiosa type friends come in there and act mafia so, but they're probably not mafio so they want to be guys too. And they're just sitting there all night inside the club smoking their cigarettes, like, fucking horse, look at these fucking horrors. Come talk to me, fucking horror. Let me put my cigarette out on you. And like, you know, some girls are like fine with it. They'd be like, I'm gonna make some money out these guys. I don't care if they want to disrespect me or whatever. I just don't. Well. Also, I can't stand cigarettes, sorry, and so I also wouldn't sit with them for that reason. But um they'd be like, come, come talk, come sit with me, and be like no, and like one guy would grab me and he's like come sit with me, and I was like, if you touch me again, you will get a shoe in your fucking eye. And he was just like what's the problem, you know, Like what what's the big I just to talk to you. I was like, you don't need to touch me, learn my name, and he was and I walked away. That's right, girl, that's like you're my home girl. You're a real one, that's right. Dang. I mean, I'm sure like if somebody really wanted to funk with me, they could. I'm a small person, but I'm still going to fight for myself. Yeah yeah, but still I pick you that out and was like, okay, let me. I don't want to or you're just like, oh I don't want to deal with that. I'll go to the next one. Man. Yeah she's drama. Yeah, yeah, she's drama because she spoke up for herself. Right, he would get one of us right there. Oh I should have had one of those. I just had the bipes on your forehead. Come on, like, I go on, let me see that. Yeah, I did Piper spray too. See watch you see. If you try to mess with my home girl melts, you're gonna get like like the spray and who knows where that's gonna go, right pikom mmmm my eye? Why Yeah? What's that? Man? I don't dismiss that. The oh yeah, she'll get you with me almost like that, and you're like that, and then you'll do that and then put the spray around and then you're trying to find her, but you don't know. I was a dolphins, got on the dolphins. I'm away. Okay, you got a life thing. Put me saying around with my home girl. That's right, that's right girl. Mm hmm alright, my list girl thinks so much for being And now we're gonna take a call. Okay, so I do my segment advice with j C. Here we go. You know what time it is everything relationships, they always what they seem. You gotta be on the same page to fulfill their dream. Talking it out will help you realize things you didn't see. That's why it's time to call it for advice with j Z. Okay, we have our first color. Hi. Who is this? Hi? Jac This is Meredith. Meredith where hells or? You're calling from my hills? Oh it's night here, yes, yes, it's very hot today. So so what's up here? I hear you're having some issues with your man or in the bedroom. Yeah yeah, I am. Um, well so we so he hasn't really strong thumb and I really really like it. Um, so we we did that a lot, you know, for a while, Like yeah, but like now, the thing is, every time we start to do it, he um, he always uses his thumb, you know. So it's it's just kind of like I wish he would use like a different finger or like we could try something else. Like it just feels kind of like that's like now he knows I love it, you know, and it's and it's great, it's great, don't get me wrong, but I just I just don't want to like have like always do that, you know, because it's just so you would dress. This is interesting. I got the homegrown malice or she's a legend okay, um okay, but it was interesting. We were talking talking about them play earlier and how I could bring a lot of squirting in and a lot of fun, and um, like my man has a strong term. I don't want to brag, but he's a you know, he played tennis in college. Um. You see, Santa Cruz is a banana's luck, and it's thumb resembles a banana's luck. So it all made sense, you know to me. So it was a lot of fun because he was using that banana's luck to make me squirt and have a good time. But but I feel you I had to address like a out on. There's other things we can do. Besides, you're big time, you know. But so are you having issues communicating this to him or yeah, I am, because I just don't want I'm afraid that if I say something, then you know, it'll hurt his feelings and then he'll get really insecure about his thumb. And I just don't want them to see really insecure about his thumb, you know, because it is really nice and stressed. Um, I love variety, right, and who doesn't grow You gotta mix it up, malice. Do you have any advice that you could maybe give her how she could tell her men like, I mean, I've been in that same situation before. I had a guy who really liked me to like play like I was dead, and then it got more and more severe, to the point like he wanted me to like lay by the window and get cold, like icy cold, and lay there like a dead body. And then he started putting me in the tub full of ice, and it just got to a point I had to actually, like, I mean, I had to flip out. I actually put out. But like, you don't want it to get to that point you want to just maybe while you're in the middle and he's got the thumb in there, like take it out and start showing him some other places to put it right or other FEUs, because you don't want to to a place where you want to cut off the thumb, like I'm gonna cut it out. Neet that dumb girl, you know, because just like raccoons, they need that thumb, you know. So you know what, maybe you can you can have a moment like put a pillow on your lap, grab his hand, put it on the pillow, you know, like kind of how you present a ring or something, and then and then pet thumb and just let him know, a we had a we had a lot of fun. I appreciate you. You know, maybe put some lotion, thank you them, you know, and then and then kind of be make it at peace, you know, and look at your man, say thank you for that. But now look it. You know, maybe you could do now this whatever they say, and this one and this one point out the other fingers to his thiphe into his into his webbles and kind of grow there into that tank area, like look at look at how much other things there are to explore and that might lead to something. You know, would you agree my list? Oh? I know you you make the thumb join in with all the other fingers into a fist. Oh yeah, there you go. That's taking it to the next level. Okay, so I think, okay, so we got to send that time too, even if it's just to Carolina Island and a group of for a couple of days. Can now you know, and then have them come back, you know, do your stretches and get ready for the fist. Yeah awesome, Oh my gosh, you're amazing. Thank you so much. J C. Okay, thank you, Meredith, have fun right, thank okay, thank you. Okay. Oh I hope she gets tisted. That's great. Yeah, that sounds fun for her. Right there under the trees and a coral hills. It's beautiful. Okay, you guys, that's been it our interview. Shout out to my homegirl, Madize girl, thank you for having me. It's been a pleasure with home. It's always a pleasure just being in your presence. Girl. We should do bikini shoot together. Something can do it. Yeah. I don't want you to get jealous of how I do, little girl, because I'm not retired yet, you know, I know girl, I know what you guys? What's up? All right? 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