Frankie and his mother go over their DNA reports and learn about their ancestral line and health factors. Creeper teaches a meditation class for the homies. This bonus episode is brought to you by Spit podcast and 23andMe
Hey, what's up, homies? Is Frank. I'm excited today I'm interviewing my mother. Yeah, yeah, say what's up, mom? Hey, what's up? We have teamed up with twenty three and me and both my mom and I participated in it, got a reports back. It's actually been a really cool experience. And so what have you? What do you know about twenty three? And me? Uh, you know what? I heard about it from you, from family and friends, and I was a little like, what is this? You know? I was a little apprehensive at first, but then I got a little more informed and learned more about it, and I thought it could give me some health guidelines, find out about more about my ancestry, which was really a big question mark for me most of my life. So I thought if it could give me a general idea, yeah, I'm in Yeah, that's what's up. So I just figured I was a mutt. I didn't know. I I thought I was just a combination of a whole bunch of stuff, because my uncle used to say, we had some French, we had some I don't know, a bunch of stuff. I just I just went along thinking, Hey, I'm just a much you know, just a mixture of all kinds of goodness. And here I am actually on my report right in front of me. Yes, so let tell us about that. Okay. So I got my report and it uh, thirty six percent Native American and uh uh what is it? Like fifty six percent Southern European. And my family always said we came from Naples, Okay. But what I was really excited about is this really gave us the region. Okay. I didn't realize Naples was like a big general region. This pinpointed it too. We came from Campania Sicily Lazio Embassy like okay, so I think I just thought, okay, Naples, but this like kind of narrowed it down, gave us more of a general idea of where our roots came from. So I was excited about that. Yeah. And you know, I have family in Texas that are from the tribe that I growing to love all these years, you know. And my father, um that's his brother, and I love my uncle joel Man, chief of the tribe in El Paso, Texas, And so we assumed we were related. Um, of course we are, because you know they have the same but the Indian side, the Indian side, you know, we didn't know what the other side was. So but when this came back that you know, thirty six, thirty seven percent whatever it said, it was exciting because I love my people and they're the people that have given us so much love. And it's like this brought us brought a greater connection to that love that our family has given us. Yeah, yeah, I was, you know, I wasn't surprised. I was like, I know him, you know, Native American and you know, Mexican whatever, and it's like, you know, but I know, you know it says forty four point one, you know, Spanish and Portuguese or but you know obviously that Spaniards. You know, it took over. Hey, you know, Grandpa Marcelino used to go around saying to Grandma Carman, hey I'm from Barcelona. She got you know, she used to tell me he was full of it. You know, you're not from Barcelona, say I'm from Barcelona. Well it came back Barcelona, so hey, Grandpa, she went to the grave not believing that, yeah, you're not from Barcelona and didn't have twenty three and me back then he said no, yeah, Grandpa Marcelina was right on. He was from Barcelona. Yeah, yeah, calculations were calculations three back then A proved Grandma Carmen wrong, yeah yeah, no, Grandpa Carmen would tell him he was full of it. Yeah yeah yeah. And then also found some Portuguese in there. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's what it is. So yeah. But also I was like it was a thirty seven thirty eight percent. Let me see, I was thirty eight percent Native American. Also, I was like, I was surprised by that. I thought would be a smaller how much it's like thirty eight Oh really yeah, Woul Then dad must have some Native American in him. Then, yeah, we gotta get him. He came out that to get a report from twenty three minutes. Wow, okay, hook us up with a discount, get another chest. Yeah there you go. There you go raise your arms up high on me, all right, Hi, like if you're at bonds on me and you're trying to reach for the good cereal a you know what I mean, like the Coco crispies or the frosted flakes are on the top shell, all right, and it's a trip up on me because I heard that they like nowadays on me they have a sour patch kids, cereals a and even a marshmallow fruity pebbles on me. But I don't recommend those on me because you know they probably too much sugar, and you don't wanna, you know, get that to your kids because you won't be able to calm them down for days on me, and they'll probably like take your car keys and flush them down the toilet or throw them on the neighbor's roof, even on me, And then you gotta go with there, And that's the neighbor like, hey, I'm gonna need to get on your roof right now, and you have the neighbor might be cool or even down to help it, but after a while, that's gonna be taxing on me, on them and the neighbor relationship or whatever. So I suggest that you stick to the more o g healthier options, they like raising brand or Captain Crunch. So keep reaching up on me as high as you can name as high as you can, all right. You should fill the stretch on me all the way up and down your try a three pass your oblique on me, all right, okay, good job. Okay. Now, as we all know, there's a lot of negative energy in the world. They go, hey, hold on, you know what hold up he Reuben, Can you play that that track real quick on me, the one that that sounds like dolphins and the forests or whatever. Guy, Yeah, alright, yeah, right there on me, right there. Okay, everybody close your eyes on me, all right, and just listen to my voice as we reset your mind like they say in the meditational communities or whatever. Alright, so close your eyes and breathe on me. Take a deep breath in, exhale all right. Now, we all know there's a lot of negativity in the world on me, and we need to make changes, all right, and it starts with yourself on me, all right. That means take care of you first. They so recently I teamed up with the good people at twenty three and me on me all right, and they hooked me up with one of those their tests on me to like examinate my my DNAs on me all right. So you know, I don't want to get all technicals out there, but that's what they do, homi, Like that's their job, you know. So they're pretty good at that, all right. So trip out. The report suggests that that I may be predisposed to gout all right, homies. So I said, oh damn, you know, trip out on gout. Uh. So I knew that I had to make some adjustments in my life al right. Like I went to my Asian homies party recently, and I don't want to get you know, like stereotype anything or anything like that, but you know, it's just like Asians on me, they like to eat a lot of muscles. And so you know, we're there homi and it must have been like about thirty people there holmi all right, and they were just you know, getting in and holmi and anti muskets, you know, just going in there and you know, and when they were done on me, the ground one would would come out with another pot of munster. Day. They were just like it was like all you can eat, you know what I'm saying on me, even the babies hold me. The babies are eating muscles. It was a trip. I said, dang. You know, they went straight from the bottle to own their mackey muscles like that from everybody. And they were like, hey, creeper, come join us on me. And I was like, hey, nah, I can't it because you know, I may be predisposed to gout, but happy birthday to hold me, and I brought you a gift and everything, so you don't trip on me because I'm not eating muscles right now. But I don't even think they hurt me home because they were so busy slurping the scallops of those muscles. I mean, like like all crazy. You know, it was like the orchestra of slurping homy. But that's either here nor there. Hold me. The point is you gotta stay focused and keep it moving right, take care of yourself on me, all right, and they'll respect that. Don't trip. So the twenty three and me is a good thing, Holmi, to help take care of yourself, all right, because the more you know, the batter homie, all right, Like my primoto mass, I mean, this bottle might be the hardest fool that you've ever seen on me, all right. When he's shrutting down the street, people like they would just walk to the other side on me because he looks like he's done some things. But I bet that that fool just has got hey, you know what I mean, And that's why he walks like that, in fact, on me, like his lady was was begging me to tell him to tell Tom to get the twenty three and me. But you know I'm not gonna tell him because you don't. You don't talk about those like that like to do anything on me, you know what I mean? So instead on me, I had got a test and I hit it in the hood of his rama true story home me right there in his car on me. And I don't know if he took it or not, but as lady told me a week later that they all went to Sizzlers on me and that he didn't need any shrimp or state and he just asked for a sally. So in conclusions or whatever on me, continue to think positive things, hey, all right, and take care of yourself so that we can take better care of each other on me, right, okay, So hey, that's a robin, So turn the lights on on me? All right? Are you guys got a jam on me? Because there's a neck classes waiting outside already? All right, all late? Okay. The one thing that you kept throwing in my face is like you better recognized, ful, yeah, you better recognize Okay, it shows a what was it the percentage that I'm your son or fifty point oh seven baby, fifty point seven. Okay, so you gotta get my DNA more of my DNA. M yeah for dad just chilling right third, like yeah, that explains that craziness. Yeah. So yeah to the listeners, she's been like throwing that in my face, you know, like any time something happens to a fifty point seven fifty point seven seven, fifty point oh seven point oh seven, fifty point oh seven, you're mine, You're more of mine, You're more of mine. I'm like, okay, I get it. That's right. So thank you twenty three for thank you three and me for confirming what I knew all along. Yes, but this was exciting to go through. You know, yeah, what about all the the other information or you've got some of your health stuff in there? Yeah, but I'm good homie, all right, you're the one with the issues. A hey, these hey, these these reports are not definitive, all right when it comes to the health. So now we're moving to the you know, the health side of of the twenty three and me reports. And so you say, you're good, huh, yes, son, okay, so that that must be on the other half of that oh seven okay, yeah yeah, yeah, just a little awareness to look out for you know, but you know, like you're everything in life, you know, just tread lightly right right right. Yeah. The first one that came up from me was type two diabetes. You know, it's typical likelihood and uh my DNA. But it's interesting because you can, you know, on the app right here in the twenty three mapp, you can you know, click on all these things and it gives you information on things you could do, preventative, things you can do to to avoid that, and you know, diet and stuff like that, and just helpful. It just lets you know what what what you know, type type two diabetes entails and all that stuff. So that's pretty cool. Yeah, because you're not. It doesn't like scare me. It's just like, hey, you know something helpful hints. Yeah, there you go to some day, you know, check this out and you're you know, DNA. There's things you could do to prevent it, which is like you said, though, with anything, you know, but it's just well mine does say I'm a cop out. Now mine does say silly AC disease, slightly increased risk. Okay, but it's just you know, like you say, not definitive, you know, it's just but I do get heartburned with too many tackles, so that who does it? So you know, tread lightly? Yeah? Where you when you when your mind saying Walmart tackles saying no, no, homie, because yeah there's a risk. There's a risk, slightly increased risk. Okay yeah yeah, so so maybe you know, just bi tackles are not sick. Yeah, so it is a nice guideline, nice guideline. Yeah. It was cool though to see that there was, you know, stuff, all the stuff that wasn't detected. Also, you know, yeah, that was kind of an upper like oh her, Yeah, I'm like, did you see that? Okay? Yeah, okay, like yeah, okay, yeah, pretty good. Here. I have familial hypercholesteral cholesteral mida. Yeah okay that's on your daddy's side. Okay, because I just had my physical My cholesterol is one se okay, perfection. Well yeah I would my mom. I'm saying that it wasn't detected in me. Okay, oh I thought it were there was a risk. No, no, no, can I enjoy that or you go, hey do you do you shine? Shine? But hereditary uh emilio diosis? Am I saying that? Right? Emmy Lloyds emy loydsis yeah. Yeah, so that's t TR related. So basically like like the heart stuff is looking good, you know good, it's mostly ah yeah yeah, just that that diabetes. I gotta look out for alcohol. Yeah yeah, heyday, you got real with me. Made I contact Hey alcohol? Okay, hey, well you know you're you're you want to take that precautionary road here, yeah yeah, yeah, I know. You know, like twenty three and Me is giving us some good advice here from ram tech and everything company you've heard of twenty three and Me getting ready for twenty of them. We showed twenty people claim to be scientists on TikTok a photo of you, and then they tell you what hereditary issues they think you might have. This is for entertainment purposes only, and it's not based on any twenty three and Me service or reports. I send a photo of myself to twenty and then, and they had said that I looked like my ancestors quote fell out of the ugly tree and hit every French on the way down. I don't know how this it's helpful. We never promised valuable feedback. I showed twenty of them a photo of my wife and I and they made a TikTok saying I have good news and bad news. You can both do better. Um it went viral. I just don't think these are real scientists though. I think these are like roast comics or something. And I'm pretty sure this is just an old Ronnie Dangerfield joke. Got you, It's called street jokes. Sucker, If you can't take the heat, didn't get out the kitchen. Um, why wouldn't I just use twenty three and me, um, you're ugly? That's twenty in them brought to you my ram Tech not affiliated with twenty three. Twenty three is a legitimate helpful service. We are not, nor do we claim to be. Also, your head looks like your neck is blowing a bubble. Twenty in them from ram Tech. And it makes sense because it's pretty much is a line with every last you know, physicals I've had, even recently, my heart has been in good condition where they even mentioned it like wow, you got a great heart rate or you know the yeah, so this is in line with that. It's cool enough. So it's it's kind of cool because I was I was a little bit like, oh man, you know, I don't want to learn something that I need to be scared about it. I didn't get that feeling at all, like when I was reading the reports. You know, it's just very like information on just hey, these are things that think about for I was like, you know, I wasn't like, oh my gosh, I was like, okay, cool, it was just like thank you. You know, I didn't either. To me. It came across this helpful hints, you know, helpful guidelines here you go, you know, kind of keep an eye out on this, just keep a lookout. You know. That's how I took it. So it wasn't scary at all. You know, I was a little apprehensive taking the uh doing this, but after doing it, I was like, hey, this is pretty good, feel good about it. Nice. Well that's awesome man. Um. Yeah, So I assume we're going to spend the rest of our lives. You're throwing me, uh these reports in my face with the whole fifty point on seven and and anytime I act up, you're gonna blame it on all the good stuff, all the positive outlook here on your twenty three and me report comes from the fifty point oh seven side of you, that dominating side dominating. It copped out, all right, that city right behind you over here. So anytime I act before, we're gonna be like, oh, that's that forty nine point or whatever person acting, because all the good things come from me, that domination. All right, Well, thank you, mom, thanks for sitting here, Thanks for doing the test. I hope it was helpful and you liked it. Uh, yeah, it was. It was. It was a trip going through all this and yeah. The only thing is, you know, I've got a lot of relatives popping up here and there. But oh yeah, no I got I mean I think just this week I got seventeen more cousins. Yeah, so thank you twenty three of you. Granddaddy was busy. Yeah, yeah, it was. But the cool thing I like about it too, is like you can you keep finding more information, you know, you go to the app and and then there's like more uh yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had to go back and forth several times. You know, you don't get it in one sitting, like go through it. You know, you gotta go back look at it again. And yeah, but I have found it very helpful, right on, right on, all right, Well, thank you and enjoy the rest of your day or we'll be kicking it right now. But yeah, and thank you to twenty three and me. It's been a great experience and uh, definitely recommend. It's all the homies out there. Yeah, do it, do it. It's exciting.