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Deserted with Emo Primo

Published Mar 23, 2022, 10:00 AM

Emo Primo gets stranded on a lame island. A mermaid needs a kiss in order to become human. Two new Emo Primo songs and a special astrological reading with Creeper. Special guest Alysia Brown.

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Say you know what time it is. Relationships say always what they in. You gotta be on the same page to fulfill the dream. Talking it out will help you realize things you didn't see. That's why it's time to call it for advice with j d He what's up you guys. So we're continuing another episode about vice with jay Z. So, as you know, we've been reading letters from people that wrote in when we asked them that question, what are the three items that you would bringing if that's that you were trapped on a deserted island. Okay, so let's get to the next letter. Okay, This next one comes from Sylvia Robless, Sylvia Silvia Robless as the Albostle, Texas or. She wrote that as keeping the real girl. So she said, okay, the three arm she would take is that, say, an avocado tree. I a smart because she goes like, you need avocados every day, y'all planet right there on the island. Okay, that's smart girl. I love end and they're so good. Um okay. And then what is the second one or the second ones? A blanket to keep warm? Okay, that's good, that's smart. And they said, oh and a solar powered bunny, I Carona, she needs a vibrator bunny and stay to umu sexually please herself on the island. Dang that smart because it's solar powered, you know, so it'll just keep lasting. And I right there, so you can power up during that day if you don't want to the birds or I'll go or the sea creatures coming up to what you pleasing yourself like that, then you have to blanket. Corona had already been charged from the sun. So a let me cover up because I'm putting this bunny uh inside of me like that. But deserted I live and know because you know, sometimes when you're doing sexual things and you're your berrito or your cat or something, and it looks like you feels weird, you know, it feels like they they're like, whoa, you're doing some mean that should be covered up. So that's a good idea to bring up Lakes the Paso, Texas. Um, we know what you're doing it deserted island girl eating avocados and and pleasing yourself sexually. So that's what's the okay. So the next letter comes from as the vers Oh, Robbie, Okay, Robbie okay or Rob sorry? Okay? Um, Mr Rob said, Hi, typical man. He would bring a gun, a lighter, and a Playboy magazine. Okay, so another typical man just thinking, oh you know this is that? Okay, first of all, Robbie or Rob sorry, um, as the the guns are gonna run out of bullets eventually. Okay, come on, So I don't know what you're gonna do when that happened, and I don't know what you're gonna be shooting. I guess animals. You'll be eating good, but they're not gonna like you because you're bringing too much noise and all that to a once piece violent el I go, the what do you say, oh, a lighter? Hello, hello, a lighter? That that will be good for what the first two or three weeks? Do I go? It runs out of choice? Um, like your like your brain A lot of times it sounds like okay in the third team, he said, okay with the Playboy magazine. Okay, Oh how smart? Yeah, so I can you know you can be playing with your we need to the same highness over and over, illego. You get sick of them because you know how men are, and they're like, oh so it's not the Internet scout on it's a you know, it's a Playboy magazine, and you're gonna get sick of it. I go from the sun, it will get faded, so you know, one chichi will be discolored from the other. So anyways, Um, Robbie, I'm sorry, but you just ex or you know, you just assured or uh, you know, solidified everybody's opinion that that men are dumb. Man a man can be so damn you know, and so you know you would be doing good for the first two or three weeks on the island. After that, Um, you're done. Okay, Well, Sylvia is gonna be right there, still pleasuring herself, eating wakao and all warm in or blanket. Okay, So thank you for writing in everybody. We tried to get to other letters, and let's keep it moving. What's on the next episode of Kid's or Girl j C. We got that laughter for your soul and now too. Then to the Frankie on the show, it's impossible, You're impossible. How could you put me disarray? Anybody here? Hello? Anybody? Deserted islands are so lame. There's nothing here. You know, people act likely love the beach. Oh little, there's palm trees and you know, I love so much. But yeah, only if there's like a hotel nearby and somebody brings you one of those lame drinks with an umbrella coming out of it, and then they're like, oh, this is more like it. Cool. Let me get a little slice of pineapple to go with it, pineapple that didn't even grow anywhere near where I'm drinking this drink. And they're like, oh, now I can on wine. I can finally on wine. Really, you paid all that money to on wine, like you already drink in the backyard every day because you're a freaking alcoholic. I don't know, maybe you just need to loosen your butt hole stop acting so lame. Whoa is that a cave? Hello? Hello anybody in there? Kids are so lame? What do people even do in there? Anyways, They're like, you know, okay, guess it protects me from the elements. Now, so I'm gonna draw on these walls and people like five thousand years later, I'll be like, oh cool, look they knew how to draw five thousand years ago. Yeah, it's not that big a deal. Buttholes and it's never anything cool, you know, like, oh, look, um, I caught a fish earlier, so I'm gonna go back to this cave and eat the fish and then draw a picture of it because that's cool, right. So lame. It's like you couldn't think of anything better to draw, or like, hey, here's a picture of a crab, because this island it has a bunch of crabs on it, so let me draw a picture of one in case I forget what a crab looks like. This is the last time I go on a cruise of my family. I didn't even want to go, but my dad pretty much made me pretty much. I have to do everything, he says. Ever since I lost that I saw that contest at the barbecue. So lame. Cruisers are dumb too. It's like when you first get on, they put these plastic flower necklaces on you and everyone forces you to take a picture and put on a fake smile like oh cool, we're on the boat together. It's bondy, right, so dumb, and the guy taking the pictures like, say, helloha. It's like, dude, we're not even going to Hawaii, right, We're just going to Oceanside. It's just a day trip. Then my whole family pretty lame already, but once they got on a boat, they all started acting extra lame. Even Rollo. He was like, hey, let's do that thing, um like on the Titanic. So he made me go on the front of the boat and be how the haina was on Titanic, like oh near far or however lame you are, and I'm not gonna lie. It was kind of fun. I put my arms out and the wind did feel pretty cool on my face, but everybody was laughing. I mean, it was kind of funny. But den Rohelio came behind me, and I thought he was gonna hold me, like hold Leonardo DiCaprio did, but then he pushed me off the edge and um he I don't know. I guess he thought, oh, I have a life jacket on, so it'll be all good. But I went into the ocean here on this stupid island. Oh yeah, and another thing too, because I was also the probably the youngest person on the boat by like a hundred years. It was all old people, like probably like old people, and the whole boat smell like freaking you know, like beingo night at a Camerio retirement center, like just like, smell like bangay and fix a d so lame, I don't know. Hopefully when I get old, I won't be so lame. Actually, I hope I die before I get old, because that would be super lame. One of the stupid media. I ended up stranded up dirted Island, so dumb, so you pushed me off the boat. I was open to saint think all the way down, but this life fest kept me your float, forced to stay alive when my life is a freaking joke. Now I'm soaked in the waters of the ocean. I hate Okay, maybe not hate, but it's definitely blame. Flustered and strained, I'm not ready to fight. Floating ashore upon and not letting up the coast of ocean side. Don't save me, Please just let me die right here on the coast of ocean side, over the fake flowers and fake smiles. I hope I get eaten by your big freaking well. Don't save me, Please just let me die right here on the coast of the ocean side. I'm over their fake flowers and fake smiles. I hope I getting eaten by your big freaking well. Just give me earthy so cruciser lane, not that I know my coordinates, but please don't send anybody. Just saved me. M m m mmmmmhoom m whom m m m m m m h m m hm ah. Whoa. Coconut water is so good. Definitely not lame, you know, it is lan though. It's can't cooking ut water at the store so lame, so overpriced. If you try to buy a kind of coconut water at the store, it's like at least five bucks, and there's a stack of coconuts right here. I probably got, like, I don't know, two h worth I scored. WHOA, what's that sound? Whoa? Definitely not me? WHOA? What the heck? Are you a mermaid? Yeah? Obviously look at my tail? Um, wow, mermaid? What song are you singing? It's the song I sing to confuse sailors. It worked when I caused the ship to knock you overboard. Wait wait A meant I thought Rollo pushed me. No, it was me. Oh oh uh oh sorry. Um do you want some like coconuts or some palm tree leaves? Oh? Why does it make you uncomfortable? Um? Yeah, I mean no, I mean you know it's not the first time I've seen that stuff. UM, I just want you to be comfortable. Uh yeah, sorry, that was naming me too make you feel like you should cover up? I'm I'm sorry. God, you're so awkward. I love it. Okay. What is it like for you at home? UM? Well, the majority of the time is pretty lame. UM. Pretty much just write songs because I'm in a band and we're pretty popular and I play all the time. But other than that, I have a vlog and you know, I do like movie reviews and stuff it. What's up, guys, primo with another movie review. UM. This week, I'm reviewing Don't Look Up. It's about like this comment that's definitely gonna hit Earth and it'll like in the World, which is pretty cool because the world is so named. But it starts Leaderardo DiCaprio as a scientist, which isn't really like believable because it's pretty much a one note performance, unlike Wolf on Wall Street, where he played a drug addict and a businessman. UM. Also, Adam McKay directed Don't Look Up, and it's cool because he also did UM like Anchorman and Step Brothers, and those movies are definitely not lame. But overall, most of my friends like don't look up and they kept talking about it. So because of that, I find it pretty lame. Um, so yeah, watch it or not, I don't really care. So that does it for this week's movie reviews with Amo Prima. All Right, m m m mmm hmmm mmm hum, we got that laughter for your soul and now too the into the Frankie on this show. Really people watch this blog? Yeah, go to bout like eighteen followers in county. Um, what do you do out here? Nothing? It's pretty lame, you know. I just swam around sometimes they chase boats. It's born. That's why I want to see if you can help me get out of here. I want to live on land and go to the malls and start a TikTok um. Okay, well, what do you need me to do? Well? The only way for me to be able to stay on land is if I get a kiss from a land boy like you. Oh oh um, I'm yeah, I'm sorry. Excuse me? Um uh why would you choose me for something like that? Obviously because you're a virgin. Come on, I'm not a virgin. Um, I mean that would be crazy if I was right, I gotta go. My dad is calling me. Okay, I'll see you later, Okay, oh okay. 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That's Eclipse Sunscreen for Goths, brought to you by ram Tech. Tell the sun it will never understand you. M m mmmmm humm. Whom we got that laughter for your soul and now tuned into the Frankie on this show. Come on, you could do this, Emil. I mean a lot of like dudes are bros like you one of their nuts or pinky toes to be able to make up with a mermaid, I can't. She chose you. She thinks you're she knows your virgin. I mean, yeah, may not have gone all the way, but I did kiss the girl once. I kissed Pham remember after school in seventh grade. It was so lame though, because you know, there was all this build up to it, and when it came time to kiss, like we put our lips together, which you know, she had her teeth clenched up, so I was trying to like do some tongue action and stuff. Anyways, I ended up just like licking her braces, uh, and she told all her friends and everybody made fun of me. Was so lame. It's coconut water. I got to take a kiss hi amo oh oh Dan oh you startled me. Oh Ship, you didn't see my No, No, I just thought you were holding a baby squid and to see our chins. Oh um, okay that yeah? No, oh yeah, that's that's cool. That's what you saw. Um. Anyways, Mermaid, I just want to ask you, why do you want to go to land anywhere? Lands? Lane? Like? Won't you miss your family in the ocean? My folks are lame. You ever been around people your whole life and feel like they don't know you? Yeah? I know what you mean. Although my dad did buy me a guitar recently that definitely was not Lane. Yeah. My mom never lets me out. My sister is a pain in the ass. I'm just over it. Yeah, they seem pretty lame. But are you sure like you don't want to ever see him again? Oh? I am sure. I am sure. Email. I don't see you crying about missing your family. Well, I know they'll be coming back for me. That's just all they are, you know. Really, I didn't see them turn around or throughout a lifesaver for you. They didn't try to turn around. No, So you can stay out here away from your family, and you can kiss me and let you stay away from your life. Uh, they're so annoying. I told you I'm never coming back, but they're calling out for you because they care, you know, fucking kiss me email. Don't you want to touch these? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh gross? Who are all lamboys like this? Because it's nasty? Oh great, someone's coming. Fuck this. I'm out of here. Who be cool? Before I knew you wouldn't drowned. It's because I got so many lessons I got you back in the day with my overtime pay good thanks to It just helps that I know how to swim. Uh. Who was that fish with the you know, with the things that you were talking to? Uh, I don't know that. I think she was just lost. Okay, yeah, it's easy to get lost in the ocean. Yeah, let's just go to the ocean side that he emore. You know. I wasn't gonna leave you out here, right, um um, okay, come here, okay, okay, yeah, I love you too. I guess that. Okay almost, Okay, let's go. H oh, there she goes my murmaid lover. There she goes my murmaid love. Oh she wanted was a kiss every day. I reminisced some opportunities I missed and that was one because I'm so and so land now I'm broken hearted where I should be? I should love kiss that finished she that burmaide mine burmaid lover while you swim my way. Please please come back to me, my burm lover. Why did I leave with my daddy? My daddy swum me up in the speed boat? No Joe, No, I'm loving, no hope, broken harda once again because the ship goes swim me no way. It's my burby lover should kiss you. They have a chance. I'm sorry, sorry, I'm so loud there should go keep you on the flip side. I guess no pun intended because you have a fin mm m m mmmmm mmmmmm. Al Right, woman's another feedmat trolo fi sashion. Good job everybody, all right, So now we're gonna get down with our daily meditation. All right. Thanks to that you aniversonary thing for bringing use feedom and handed together because together as when we thrive a you know what I mean, Because sometimes you can feel lonely home, like like you're on a deserted island or something. You know, like oh damn, like where all the homies at and nobody likes me? Right now, or there's not even nobody around to decide if they like me or not, or how do I know if I'm acting dumb or this and that, you know, and you're like, ah, so you throw out an s O S to the world, Homi. It's kind of like that song HOLMEI and throwing s os to the world, like I had just said, right now and then, but eventually somebody gets that message. You put a little mess and the floats ashore and they're like, oh, this fool needs help. And even though you'll be struggling and having to battle on your own while you're waiting for that help to come, when it comes on me, you have to take that opportunity, all right, to to you know, to just grab on and to be like, all right, this is it a to bounce back home, all right, because we're gonna overcome a lot. We're gonna overcome a lot together, homie. And so that's what's up right there, all right. So hey, we had a birthday recently. Yeah, and so yeah, Rebecca, so we're gonna read your your horse code for today because since you were born on St. Patti's Day, that meet your pisces. Yeah, yeah, So Um, so the horse god for today for Pisces is that, um, you're gonna have an excellent opportunity, uh to own a house, all right, that it's gonna come to you, all right, But I love my apartment. Yeah, so that's all I'm saying. So, yeah, you'll have fedia to get that house and to fix up the house. Stop being So that's what's up right there, all right, and um a WeGo. You're gonna have um, you know, you're gonna have some problems at work, but you're gonna overcome them, okay, and because you're gonna give it your bes as all right, yeah all right, and so and check this out, all right, You're likely to enjoy health benefits of a fitness regiment that you have adopted, so you know that's probably yeah. So yeah, with that being said, um, you should probably signed up, you know for the next month, because if you sign up for actually for the next twelve months, you get a discount. You save like twenty three dollars. So um, yeah, it sounds like you have some fattia. Even though you don't have you on pad with you an apartment. It's probably pretty high rent part of town or whatever. Yeah, alright, Rebecca, So come down on y'all like that, because we just want to say every birthday and we're trying to meditate right now. Okay, So that's what's up. This is the astrologicals creeper, right, yeah, And what's your sign on me? You mean, what's my side, like you know, for the zodiac or whatever? You know what I mean, like you're are you a Gemini? Right to all? Don't make cancer? Oh you're cancer? Okay, so you've got that. You've got the crap hands entrepreneur the sign zones, Uh not not because we're just we're doing it. You know, we're doing a little study on the zodiac signs. Oh got you you see you know people say, oh, we're not compatible or compatible or this and that believe I should all I mean, no, I don't know what I mean. I'm just researching it as they give me ship about that. This sign is made for this sign. You can tell it, kid, you knows, Yeah, you don't believe in it or what And this sign is not compatible with this sign because these bottles are fucking glover another one in a grumpy motherfucker give tur kids knowls, Yeah, you don't believe in it or what yeah, sure, why not? Okay, that's what's up? What's up? Oh? Che sent there for tuning into another episode of The Frankie in your next show. For sended by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies High So Olivia, the Homie earned dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me you know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. I saw an opportunity on the get down and if you get a chance, told me it's go ahead and rank and review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie in your next show. That's what's soft right there.

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