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Creeper’s Corner

Published Apr 27, 2022, 10:00 AM

Creeper gets to know the not-so-lame, Emo Primo. Detective Junior helps a hyna in trouble. A group of tios saved by 911 call.

We all know there's a lot of podcasts out there, but this one's gonna be like damn holp me. That's what's up. This is Creepers Corner with Creeper. All right, So our guest today is Emo Primo homie. He does music and everything. It's part of the Chicano community. Uh but if you pretty much thinks like everything is lame, so yeah, let's get started. Help me. Hey, so I want to ask you it, um, like, how did you get your name? Hold me Emo Primo? Well, you pretty much got the name Imo Primo from my primos Um. I don't know. Ever since I was like twelve or thirteen years old, I've been pretty emo. And so they wanted to put a label on even though labels are lamed called, they started calling me emo. But I guess I'm kind of grateful for it now because people always remember my name. It's what they call in the industry, a sticky name, which means, you know, it's hard to forget. So I don't know ever since then, and I've just been Emo primo. Yeah, because you are you do have an emo look on me. Yeah, and since all the music I do is emo music, Um, the name is kind of fitting. Even though I was super annoyed with my premos when they name me that, now I gets I'm kind of grateful for it, you know, because one of my songs, I don't know, some people call it a hit song, even though hits can be lamed. My song is called Everything's Lame. Yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, I know. It was a trip because uh, it wasn't hit that at the gym and they started playing it on me and yeah, so I heard that song Everything's Lame, you know, and I'm like dang, And I started working out to it, and then I started thinking like dang, ho me, like this fool's kind of just being whatever with life in general, or just thinking everything's lame, you know. And uh, but somehow I was into it, homie, you know what I mean? How does it go again? I want I want to go, I want to run. I want to go, I want to run. Everything is so lame. And that's how I get your vibe. Abe, Like you're kind of like, uh, you know, contrespect to home, you're kind of a weird about you know what I mean, You've been told, but like you represent yourself on me. You know what I'm saying, and you have a voice. Hey, you know what I mean? And I could appreciate that on me because I'm like, dang, like, even though you're like hey, whatever, like life is whatever and all that or lame, uh, somehow you're kind of like a dot in a way, and that's a trip. I don't know. I don't really consider myself a pivato um, but coming from you, Creeper, that really means a lot two thinks you know, um, like because even though like a lot of people like you and you're pretty popular, like you still kind of know what's a you know, and the fact that you've invited me to be here means a lot because podcasts can be pretty lame. Everybody knows that. But when Creeper calls you, you know, you come and you try to just do your thing. So yeah, I mean a lot of people call me weird. You're just call me words, so I get it. Only care, But yeah, I am stay staying true to my voice, and I am, um do consider myself Chicano. I am Chicano. Okay, castles up. I'm a fro bro here at for party bro. No money down, no credit, no bullshit. We have too many cars Bro for real Bro, no more space Bro. We got four run Masta three, Vol Masta five, Jaguar Grand Ron Tallet Style Bro okay, GMC Puma, SUPERU, Yellow Peret Bro, Nissan Cormet, handa pileot Chevo Abo and Blue Bro Okay. I call my mother every day Bro to say I love you Bro. Other Carlos Bro say hey, we party, We party They No party Bro okay. They say, Oh, I've got good car. Bro. One week later Bro car breakdown Bro, no bullshit okay, all of our cars go to full inspection. Bro. WHI check tired tread? Bro staying fluid? Bro? See if we joint drive Actual Bro? Oh you want to make left or right turn? Bro? We check signal Bro okay for party Hi bmping compartment Bro like other gill ship Bro Reverse No bullshit okay, We checked front puy Lemon, crushed ball re Reverse Power Deluxe Bro Initiative Combiner Bro right side pull traction Bro. Let's go to Let's go on, Bro, So come on down Bro for party at sale. Bro. We don't care if your bankrupt, no job, no credit, Bold back at me, no partner okay, Bro. Food stuck in deep bro or left hand. We don't care, bro. Hell a party at sale. We don't give fun bro, okay, no bullshit tell them after two she sent you bro for party. We got that latter for your soul. And now to the end of the franking your It was a hot August night. I was sweating because you know, when you're detective, you gotta wear that long trenge call, you know what I mean, and the and the hat come on like the tracy food and my partner, you smoked inside all the time. I smoked too, but not cigarettes. Food, you know what I mean? Yeah, you probably do, huh, And we'll check this out. So I was finishing up some paperwork, you know, and it was taking me long days food because there's no computers here, just those old school typewriters, you know, and when you make a mistake, you gotta start all over. So yeah, But then in that moment when I start to get frustrated, food like with the old school typewriter, like, oh, dagn she had walked in day. She was all fine food, she had nice legs. They went for days on me, like jacking up being started like food. And she was wearing a white bounse so you know, you could see her bro and I'm pretty sure it was purpose on me. So her chee chees were looking all feeding at at the bottom that I was kind of saying that we're in here, but we want to come out. And she had a look on her face that light if she needed me food, and I was giving her a look like a I need you to you know what I'm saying food. I was putting out the vibes. Then, as if a sweet angel had entered her body. She sat down in the front of my desk spoke to me, somebody throw my sound ways. Oh for real? Look so like, where did this happen or where did they still that sandwich from from my back back? Oh? Okay, whoa can you describe the sandwich to me? What's the lami male nest? Topic goes antrovies that moster, how I like it? Wait wait, wait, slow down, slow down right, I'm trying to type that out right now, you're stumping. You can't even tight onions, lapis letters on week out on because I'm not dying right down on down, So they know what kind of detective are you? He come down me all right, you're coming a little hot right now. But I know it's because you know, you're I know that's in trouble. Um. So are there any persons of interest you know that you might suspect that you might have done this in Averyking somebody that was hungry out on obviously down you're supposed to find out out. So I am paying you. Okay, okay, n take a breath, all right, I got you. She was feisty, but I liked it it Like you know, I like the hand that it isn't afraid to tell you what she wants. And when she looks and sounds like an angel from heaven. Obviously you want to do everything you can to protect. But hold on. I got an idea. What if you know, like like a week, go out right now and I buy you a sandwich and then want for me to like, you know, not like a dad, but we get it together because you know, I was actually gonna go out and get a sandwich anyway, now that I think about it, Oh yeah, don't already want not go on? Well, you can go to the Jersey Mix right there up on so over there. No one's always grounded out on it. Take me to that one. They're pickle there's no liner. Oh okay, well we can go to the one. They're people. That one is definitely more intimate and everything, and that's what you're looking for. I don't think that you can just get this just because you're gonna get as land uichment. Then they're okay, Detective Jr. You should know that. Not a lady who likes no scrubs and everything. Okay, I'm typ dollar out on. I'm a clan No, no, no, I'll be good to you, all right, you'll see. Just let the walk do the walk. Yeah. Well we didn't mac all crazy that night, and I didn't solve the crime, and I still never you know, learned how to type on that. Oh that's typewriter or whatever. But I did find someone that I can kick you me, and to me, that's worth it's wait and go. You're stupid. Give me something to drink. Okay, he says, gay, you don't even need to treat me because you can have mine, because what's mine is your mm hmmm mmm mmm mmmmmmm mmm mmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul and now too. Then to the freaky you're on this show? Hey, hey, because I'm Chicano I'm Chicano. I'll be Chicano today and tomorrow, even though my insights feel hollow. Oh I feel sorrow. Hey, so let me ask you on me, Um, when's that like? Or do you have a lady? No, okay, it makes sense, I mean not, you know, I mean just because everything you know. Um, but okay, so since you know you're in a band and all that fellow and you kind of tour and everything on me, Um, when's the last time like you had a relationship with the Hina you know or whatever you're into. I mean, you know, no, yeahs, but I don't know. I don't have that much game. I would say, like that whole like hollering up Hya's game. It's pretty lame to me, you know. But I did have a dream recently about hooking up with a behind h odd anchor out it. I had a dream too on me and so I was scary. It was a trip a. It was she was a fitness structor thumb me in, you know what I mean. So she goes, hey, like, you know, since we're both fit, like, let's see how many positions we could do in siven and uh, you know, I was hating upside down and we're she was hanging upside down. We're both ramming and hi fiving, and she even had did a flip bay. You know what I'm saying. She had done a flip home and then landed on me. I said, I ain't crazy, what you know. It was kind kind of a crazy dream home and um, yeah, we're bumping jams and just getting down and you know, just grab me crazy. It was a good time on me. Oh that's cool. So what was it? What was your dream a body? Um? Yeah, so I don't know. I met this girl. I don't know. We're just kind of walking through the mall and we made eye contact and you know, um, we went to get Orange Julius. Even though Orange Julius can be lame. Um, she was like, let's get Orange Julius. Let's get it. Let's get it. Um hot dog on a stick. It was pretty much a corn dog, you know. So I don't know, it's kind of lame. They call it hot dog and a stick. Why not? Why not just call it corn dogs? And so but anyways, she was kind of like, um, doing like sexual innuendos with the corn dog and being like kind of trying to hit on me, and she like dipped the corn dog and like um, catch up and mustard, and then she like tapped it to her face, but she like totally missed her mouth and just kind of slapped her cheeks, so it was like mustard and ketchup on her cheeks, like slapping her face with the corn dog, and she goes, oops he oops hee, you know, I missed and being all like that. Next you know, we're in her room and she had a depeche mode and a fallout boy post her heat in her room and she was on top of me writing me and tell him talking. We're talking about how name life is. And she started crying and I started crying, and then we climax and then I woke up. So it's a pretty pretty awesome dream. Dang, that's a trap up on me. And what how you see it? Like, you know, like, dang, go the sexual experience that you were crying and all that, but eight tweeches our own was like, you know, so he congratulations for that on me? Um. I guess you know, like if that's your thing on me, um, but yeah, hopefully that happens to you in real life time. And you know what I mean. So that you could keep living your life like that a Pat say Jack strap party. I'm in the final rounds of the we Love Fortunes on me now we want you to win here, but if you don't, you're gonna walk away with overs. Oh day. Well that's a lot of fairy all right there. But you know what, I'd like to win more, homie that way. I combined new match for the James and everything, because right now they're getting on nasty a. Lets you take some of the pressure off and now we're gonna ask you to spin the wheel and we'll see what you've landed on me pretty soon. We're hoping to do something new, yeas I would scared, Pat say Jack. I dreamed about this since I was a little kid, homies when my clothes were you know, on the eyed doing what they were doing, and I'm not good, you name if they were doing that. But I prefer to be right there with my away home and we would have like l please and walking this way right there and to the puzzle we go. It's a phrase tonight. Manna does have a little emotions. She little girls all over a pass say Jackson, ask you something on me? Is uh is mana white your lady magic babe, I get it on me. It's our business relationship or stay titles? Are the ones right there? Down? Three? More confidence? Back a c It's what D two am and about? Oh okay, what's gonna come up? Something? Just a couple of bas Let's say, I don't know, he's a pretty good player. Let's see if you can do it. It's looks tough to me, but we just got ten seconds to I'm going to solid. That held me back to square one. Can't take a little longer to self. That sounds so top. Introducing the Nissan Corn Maze. 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I wasn't expect me that ain't Uh yeah, I asked, all what would you get it? Get the lemon pepper wings natural hot sauce simply not lean even though even though chains could be leaned both of the wild wings. Um, you know what you're gonna get every time. You know what kind of cliente is gonna be there, So always like scoring to send the corner Buffalo while waves the natural hot tix is pretty being mary right there, all right, and right off to holler at Buffalo waas be like a sponsor, Emo, Primo, that'd be a trip, That would be a good collabal. You know that's what. So I think we can really get down on some hip hop stuff right here. Let's give it a shot. Here are Doug. Yeah, can we go? Who'sing off that found tree? I thought you were a comedian, Now you're an anti who I love. Being on the microne guards and dropping bars with the homies is how I got started. Wait are you very yet? But I can't know you for feeling black cella than I do. A lot of creepers always in the building. 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That's how life lets me know that I'll never be nothing. Life is walking Hell. A new one I'm working on wherever we'll Wherever you get inspiration, only that's a trip because for me, my south fail. I'm like, well, you know, I am like about positive vibes and everything. You know what I mean, like to be like age, look at the positives of life and everything. You know. Yeah, I know I get that creeper like I don't know, my pretemals always say that, like, do you look at Creeper. He's all about positive vibes representing with too fit and all that. And I'm not knocking your hustle. I wouldn't not want to knock anybody's hustle. But I'm like, you know, it could be so lame when people just want to go with whatever is mainstream. You know, Oh damn well, thanks for kind of honor. You're calling me mainstream on me. I don't picture myself like that. But let me ask you this. Say you know what child it is. Dude, do you ever work out or anything? Yeah, believe it or not? Actually do work out like do to tolo fit. You know, it's just because I'm not all thirsty on like Instagram stuff. How most people are like, oh let me let me post my workout on Instagram. Um, even because a lot of times people they're probably other like twenty minutes at the gym and and fifteen of those minutes are just doing posts on Instagram just so and people could think, oh, they work out regularly, you know, but really that's or workout. It's like oh, I got the post in or do the thing and then and then now I can go home, you know, rather than actually getting a workout. And it's like so lame and so thirsty, But I actually do do troll O fit and I do work out because it helps me with my breath control when I'm performing music all day. So you get that with to alright, But for you ut so home many years. Hey let me I see this, somebody, can you give me a little whistle's out? Oh day? Watch the more you go free, I tell you got the whistle down on me. You really are chikind on. That's what's up with me? So he on me like, uh, you want to you want to try to get some reps in right here in the in the gyms are real quick or not? I know you don't like to put on Instagram, So I put our minding just to be like, hey, look on three more works out on me because a lot of people, you know, a lot of people work out that a lot of people don'touldn't expect, you know what I mean. And it's like you said, not everybody wants to put on the Instagram, and hey, look at me, I worked out. Some folks that go on the Instagram say they're there for like twenty minutes just to get that Instagram fellow, and that's like, oh I got it done, you know, just for their image or whatever, rather than actually working out. But that's either here nor there. How many of the point is we gotta keep a moving and stay focused, Like I'll stay focused on my positive vibes and you stay focused on everything's lame. But I'm still gonna get it done because yeah, that's your whole outlook o life for me, and that your vibe. But's I was scared you get shipped done on me. You get your musica out there and your whole presence, Like yeah, when I look at you, I get a little bit Saturday. I'm not gonna lie on me. Like when I look at you, I'm like, damn, like you makes me want to go cry along in my room. But at least you make me feel something on me, you know what I mean. And that's what stuff right there? All right, So don't you Tomo primo, thanks for coming nowaday, keep making your music, and I guess keep being on sad because so it keeps you inspired it so it's good to see different ends of the spectrums or whatever. So I still subs creeper for tuning into another episode of Frankie in Your Next Show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network. Shout out to the homies Hans Olivia, Nick the Homie earned dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassins by me. You know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. That's an opportunity on the get down and if you get a chance, told me it's go ahead and rate and review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see you on the next episode of the Frankie in Your Net Show. That's what's soft right there.

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