Creeper and crew head to outer space. Juanita Carmelita gives Peter a warning in her new song.
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We got that laughter for your soul and now to get into the freaky on this show. Okay, we'll go to the rescue again. It's my job, maybe more of a calling. Really, I'm happy to help eighty. Let me ask you a question. I got eighty channels on me, but I only watch four of them, so you know, I should probably get a discount. Yeah, man, Like it seems like it should work like that. The corporations are evil, like they don't care about the customer, the environment, or the worker. Like where all we got? Damn like that? Yeah, man, bottom line, they're just trying to get richer. The consumer and the worker get the worst end of the deal. Damn. I didn't even think of it like that, you know, because having eighty channels makes you think like, oh damn, I have all kinds of and I really normally watch far me. Hey, so I think, what's in this weed on me? I'm thinking smart teans right now. It's called interplanetary cush It's like an Indica and citiva hybrid that's wrapped in a paper that's dipped in LST. Oh what I might be tripping too hard. I was getting for my legs right now. Oh, man, it's cool. Just go with it. Like whenever I get high, I like to play my bass. Okay, well ward you get that bass from on me? Hey, so I was gonna need to put my mind that easy tripping a little too hard on me. Let me see what's on the TV. They so for the final touches of the perfect Gramble life. But you are pulling a torch over the top of the desert until you see your sugar came alive. I'm sorry, I just don't love you anymore. A spras, It's huge, but it's it real. It's the moonbread of cheese. It's the milky with the worst country out by these questions and Bore will be answer to the brand new episode of Space Holes. Don't change the dog. Alright, A ship? I could get down with this, ain't m M? Who who entering that? As you? Three quadra? Thank you? Carlos robot on me what a j C. Hey, do we have any information on this constellation we're approaching or what? Yeah? This constellation is called a Scorpius okay, and it's located in the southern Hemisphere. That's where we're at right now. Cout on all right, you see any signs alive or nah no negative? Oh, yes, back there on a so always get where detecting the strange atmospheric guys from a planet within our radar field. Well if there's gosh, that means that you know there's fools there for sure. Okay, well, thank you all. Geeve, Hey, Carlos, send the X one civil and to warp speed on me. Copy that, Captain Creeper and five four three two one and oh fun watch I look, Carlos day you've got skills on me avoiding not stres like Buck Rogers. The hassle's up. You're welcome. The Splannet looks very familiar before looks like, you know, like we're on the way to mark Store where my premost lived altar in Victorville. This planet is nothing but rocks. Yeah, this looks like we're you know, white anas go to be all spiritual on the weekends. Hey, you know what I'm saying when they bring all their crystals and let other like that, and then they come back like, oh we're all one and I feel different about life and everything. But then they're like having weddings that they live their Cordta friends out of the pictures. They so that's really not about one love because they're excluding people still. But that's neither here nor they're all right, ay, creeper, hold up, Okay, let me scand the area to see if there's any signs of hour or something. You know, there's nothing. Okay, let's get out of here. Okay, I need to get home to see my Peter. Wait where it? Hold down? Everybody? Look look up above it? Are you are? Four? Oh? Day? Are you a fall? Eight? A? Homi? Hey? We come at peace? All right, correspecto Hey home? Do you speak English or not? Really? I can use my translator to interpret the sounds. Yeah, turn it on already, I'll be asleep down he hello, alien on me? Wait what? Oh? Yeah, that's right. Hey, pay your attention to watch happen you. We've come to their planet, so worthy agents, damn, turn down your lights. I'm most quintin right now, Coron. I want to show my eyes to you. Yeah, for reals, egg damn. Or we're under arrest or what I mean? Hey officer? Uh, I may or may not have prior's age. Just to put it all out there with her or not? I just playing. Hey, Well, we're here from planet Earth told me all right, and we just want to like share knowledge or exchange knowledge, or you know, maybe we can both make our planets better on me. Oh no, looks like he's coming now. Everybody watch y'all eight, get your get your quiet this, hold on, hold on, hold on, let me take my earrings off. He's got run this. They want to get down. Let's get down. No no, no, he put your weapons. I'll keep your rings on, all right, JC, all right, just a little home check come out. 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Try a new cart oh shorts at the ass part cut out. I like it. I've been wearing the same boardy clothes for so long. It took me a long time to realize that people want to see my ass, not just the shape of it and clothes, they want to see the whole thing. I'm receiving so many compliments, Leonard. I was playing golf with the guys and it started rainy. Unfortunately I was wearing white shorts, and my buddies kept making fun of me because he can see the shape of my dick, but they couldn't actually see it. But now they can. Thanks hip duds, high duds, They're gonna notice the way you look. I guarantee m h. We got that laughter for your soul and now tuned into the breaking game. On this show, we have a lot of questions for you thinks. Ah, really that's a trip. We'll ask us whatever, homie, what's up? Why is it that some of the humans Jesus scar your bodies with words or images scar body? Oh you mean like black castles? Yeah? Well, sometimes we get tut Tuesday to represent like you know, the familia or the clicka. But other times we get them because you know, sometimes fools just really like dolphins or butterflies. Creeper. Oh, dolphin is like this big as pascal on me. It's a you know, an intelligent mammoy. It lives on the ocean and they actually ran for pleasure, which is a trip. You know. That's why you're always making those sounds like, yeah, that's a trip life And what do you mean by that? Okay, Well, oceans are like um biggs bodies of water. So there's seven of them on our planet HOMEI. Um there's the Pacific Atlantic and then um there's five more today and older that you contains water is something that you're don't your plenty. Uh. We breathe oxygen HOMEI, which is you know, gas that comes from a process called photo synthesizers on me and the sun does it in and all that let me see why it is bloody and blood out so long? While originally it was five hours, they so they had cut it down to like three year a little bit more than that. Uh, which is you know, still long considering that our average movies are about ninety minutes. Ain't but yas the movie that ended many times on me, But it's still a classic. Regardless of people happy, some people are happy, um, but some act dumb, Homie, but the people who act dumb could be happy if they just stopped acting dune. I feel I've been asking so many questions. Well, yeah, it has been a long time. It's been like seven to seven and a half hours daily and homies, I gotta get back to work to be with my Peter. Um, let's see before you go, is there anything you'd like to ask me? I have a question. How do you ram I don't think I understand. Oh hey, well, alien on me Ramming is when you know, you put any of your tentacles or whatever into an alien hyma. Contentually, were ramming the shot of phishical Rack and Me that's engaged by two or possibly more creatures or people or whatever A lot of times to choose for procreation and or pleasure. Oh, I understand, we do that. This is how it works. We take one tentacle and put it in one of the three holes. The tentacle moves back and forth quickly until our five sectilliums secrete a milk substance, either directly in the whole to reproduce, or a ramded outside of the whole for pleasure. Yeamn, a alien whom he thinks for the details, it's a trip. Would you like to see Nana? That's all good on me. You know, I don't need to see what I could just imagine, you know what I'm saying. M m hey wasting me? Answer me? I feel better pick up the tempt Hi. This is j C's man, Peter. Sorry, Mr call, Please leave me a message. Oh hello, this is like my tent time calling you. Okay, you must be so busy doing who knows what? All right, I'm just in space, you know, working my asstout, trying to advance humanity and everything. Where the funk are you? Oh? He's calling back? Oh so now you come back? How you know this? Phone costs are matter? Space aren't cheap? Covering on? Sorry? I was playing tennis? Oh so you're out there with your little tennis LASSI is that what it is? Maybe they need to learn on new back and up my back onto their face. Hi, I'm sorry. I'm out here working my stop searching for atmospheric gases on new planets while you're asked, is back down on Earth sucking with other bitches? It's not like that, j C. I was just playing with Jake, you know Ja, Yeah, yeah, I know, Jake. But what are you doing now? Then? Not out on a crossword? Oh really? Then? What word are you on right now? Duplicity? That's a big word. Congratulations? Who the fund is that? Laughin? I was just that was just the TV. I was sorry, I'm watching the Golden Girls. Oh yeah, then what episode are you watching? Some one where Rose she has a fantasy that her dad is Bob Hope. Oh that's a good episode. You don't know. What's just so stressed out? I don't know you at tennis practice? Do you need to put that in a Google's calendar? Why? I got so upset, baby, I had to Ben. I even wrote a song about it. I was so upset. Oh my god, you wrote a song? Yeah I did? Wait, that's so sweet? Did I tell you I wrote a poem for you. Oh are you serious? Baby? Let me hear called the One for me, the one for me, the one for me, the one and only j C. You make me smile, you make me float. You truly are the goat. I miss your love, I miss your face. I bet you look so sexy and outer space. I'm so proud of what you do for earth. Your love is so real and pure, so happy. I'm yours and you are a keeper. Together forever We'll be j C and Peter. Oh my god, baby, you're so good to me. Wait, can I hear your song that you wrote from you? Please? Oh? Be very sure you want to hear it. It's not as good as your poem, but okay, well you're age. Oh my god, miss me crazy. Don't even think about you messing around on me. I'll lock you up for real. Oh you want to be with someone ouse, then watch me turn that bitches head inside out. Peter your mind, man, So don't forget it, because if you do, I'll pick your head. Kid. I'll run up on you and the hood rat you're with to remind you of that without me doing shit. J C is the greatest. Jac is the best, but if you disrespect, I'll put my brough your chest. Tell now, I don't know if I ever cat you cheating on me for reals, just don't do it. Don't te ever catch cheating on me. Really on roy Stone, I keep it popping from Earth to outer space. So don't blow a good thing and make me catch your case. I'll knock you out and leave you with nothing. I hope you're listening, because I'm about to tell you something. If you ever even think about another woman, I'll put an ice pick in your fucking alternom. And don't tell me that you're just friends. I'm not done. All these tennis hood rats are just a bunch of stuffs. Bitch back away from mine. I'll ruin your ass with a vicious crime. I'm a time plus some. Everybody knows that the passion I have for my man is beyond explosive. I'm a fuck you love love. Don't know if I evercate you, you you know me, don't really don't. Just don't do it. Don't there, Just like if I evercate you, you you know me, don't do else. He don't know it, he was done to it. Don't do it, That's right, if there's any bit just back on Earth that are trying to huller out my Max, don't even you don't like, don't fuck you up? And Peter, Baby, I love you, but if you messed round me, I'll suck you up too. You already know that. Oh what time that is? You wrote that. I did beat Belad every word and your voice is beautiful and whole. Baby, I know, thank you. I mean I was just you know, in a crazy state ofm I and you know, oh my good. But if you do what's the round me? I will suck you I know, KPB. I gotta go. I gotta get back to my crew. Okay, love you, m m m m m m m. We got that latter for your soul and now too. Then to the frankiing you on this show. Okay, Len know me. It's been fun and everything there, but you know, we gotta get head back to Earth now, homie. Thank you for your hospitality. Okay you Norma. We hope that are are meeting between the planets towards youth. It no certainly worse. Where is the fourth member of your crew? Oh yeah, you're talking about j c AA. Well, she had some business to hand over her man feisty, isn't she? Did you run her name? It ain't like that. That's my prima Famelia. Yeah, who did she ram in order to get into your space program or creeper? I don't like the thing she's saying right now, mikaol, and neither do I. Hey, s I was scaling on me. She's not here because of the Holman. She's here because she's smart and she knows all the planets and everything home check it out here she comes? Hey, are we done here? Her word? Okay? Can we go back to Earth now? Dang? I would like you to leave her with me, only remind me to pipe this fook. Creeper, I'm not staying here. Your planet is ugly, okay, and toward you. I don't know how you can even think about Ramy being all slimy and green like that? Very interesting? How you'd be much prettier if he's smart. Oh hell no, I'm gonna blast this fool. Oh d it's going down. Hold me, let's get out of her. Her coming after us much off? I'm is my moss birds scar loss, get myself already. Come on, either get in or not? Come on watch I'll hold them up and hold them up. Reap froy, Now give me another gun. Everybody he's taking so wrong. W me to come on. And it seems a barrier has been drained from to men long distance back to earl fun more down. There's too manday of them. Ory. We need open. You need to get out of here. Watch, I'll eas you hold me. I'm gonna squash you like I'll beat you. Buck that you are, come here, father, pucker, yeah, creeper, wake up, wake up? Man? Uh? Oh damn? What happened? Hey? Oh dude, you must have been having a nightmare or something. You were freaking out, Yeah, sadio, hold me, I was in I wasn't out of space. Hey. And this alien buster, um, you know he was just asking me all these questions on me and they start talking pops a. Yeah, so we just started. We had to start blasting folds on me. Sorry about that, man, I should have warned you about that joint. Man, I'm sorry. No, I don't trip cable guy who me? Actually I was gonna ask you you got a need more of that or what? You know what? I thought you'd never asked. But this time I'll turn the TV up. Yeah, yeah, child on the televid me. I'm done with that for now. He you know what, um let's put the radio on instead, ain't you doing? Folks? We got some special coming up that side of this world right here on from the one bucket well, or they're honky tonk bars up on Mars. If there are, then I'll give it a shot. There's nothing left for me here. I'll leave the atmosphere and need my rocket for that rock, and leave your grass behind in the exhaust smoke. I can't find your heart with the tell us go. I've been waiting on word from Brown Control, but maybe I should just blast off. I ain't sure with flute, I'll still atlantic, but all I know is your hearts needed granted. I got my helmet on and I'm ready to go. Oh you've done cheated more time than the rings around Saturday. I might be slow, but I'm notice in a pattern. Hell maybe ins Rowe Rarety. Not even you can bring me down. I need some as I'd rather take my chances with the Heywy and ship and stay on Earth making each other sick. She's gotta be nicer than you and your mom. Well, she can have ten eyes and a spiky tail. Long as I don't have to pick her grass up from Jim for fighting with bouncers and passing out naked on the neighbors. Long who why? Ain't sure food is still a planet? But all I know is your heart is being granted. I got my helmet on and I'm ready to go. Oh You're done cheated more times in the rings around Saturn. I might be slow, but I've noticing a pattern. There'll maybe as ro ravity. Not even you can bring me down. I need some girl. I need buck out of time. No one can hear me scream to the moon. Now I'm waving. Now I get it. Turn your board for granted all right now, Junior, I'm the blast dog. I ain't frank here. I got my mad dog. I got my good boy bucking jumping Jior and made you the gallas in beyond whatever that mote toys. I'm out in five thousand. Kiss my ass, cheesy must I said, I sent there for tuning into another episode, and I'm freaking in your net show for sending by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network shout out to the homies time So Olivia, Nick the homie earned Dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Comia, Bobby d J Buzz, the legendary soul assassins for me, you know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. 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