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Creeper and the Robot Homie

Published Nov 17, 2021, 11:00 AM

Creeper is the keynote speaker at RamTech’s annual conference. The OG explains the problem with robots. Sexual tensions overpower Juanita Carmelita’s salon.

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Hey, pops, I'm living that need or life watching Freakie Rose. Right now, Holmie, are you doing? I can't see do I know? Me aske because my flip phone, my flip poom doesn't do FaceTime. You're still a weapon on that iPhone I bought you, Homie iPhone. Man. Yeah, but now we can't FaceTime so we could see each other. They we already know what you look like. I don't need to FaceTime you crack ya. Yeah, I guess that's a good point right there. All right, so well, all right to Holmi. We just want to say what's up. And I just want to Freakie Rose to say what's up. By Uh. It was nice to hear from you, all right, all right, Well, keep enjoying your flip phone. Uh. I'm glad that it's still working everything. So that's what's up. Just keep representing and we love you over here, Homie. All right, so let me over there and I'll keep doing it with a flip That's what's up, Holmi. We've got that latter for your soul. And now to the end at the Freaky Dion Show. Welcome to ram tex Annual New Heights Conference. Creatives of the most advanced AI technology the world has ever seen. Will you reach the summit? Will you be satisfied? Or will you keep striving and improving knowing that the work you put in will take your places you never dreamed of. We are leaders of innovation. We will reach new heights with ingenuity and determination. So we are the cutting edge of technology. Please welcome this year's keynote speaker, Creeper from Chill and Fit You Homie showed me creek Break from I'm tripping out right now, Homie, because normally I wouldn't be kicking it. What fools like you, you know, but slad scared corporate events, they pay a lot of feria. So here I am me, you know. So yeah, it's wanna tell you guys hold me. Uh. You know that teamwork that you guys show together home because you guys are all smart. You think a lot of smart things and everything and the way that you you work together. Um, and I could relate home me because I work you know with my team Tommienna, like with my familiar, like my our Litho. You would always lose the remote, told me, and he would lose the DVD remote Illoego, the TV remote Tommy and Homie, and he would get him confused day, but always scared my Prima. She was working at Michael's Arts and Crafts on me for like, uh four or twelve days, but she had got fired for stealing spindles of yarn or whatever. But that's neither here nor there on me because while she was working there, she had got a strip of velcrow, Homi, and she attached the back of the strip of velcro to the DVD revolt he logo the other side to the TV remote, Homie, so it became one big remote. And my grandpa he never lost his remote again, Homie. And when he thought he was using the wrong remote, he would just flip it over and it turned into the right remote. So that's what SUP break there, thanks to the inventors of the belt grows and two technologies. And if anybody's hiring name, my primas still looking for another job. So that's what SUP break there. And so the next one is innovation, homie, all right. And with innovation is where we learned how to problem solving, all right. So if you had a chunk that had a hole in it because A I wanted to play soccer, and that guy is on the asphalt and all of a sudden, I have a hole in my chunk cloud? What do you do? Anyone? Does anybody know the answer to that? What are you do in that situation? I don't know? Duct tape? Hoy? All right? So I went into my Awa Leco's garage. You had to have a roller, duct tape left and boom on me. Duct tape is one of the strongest substances, are the strongest things that you could use on planet Earth day, because if you ever shoot that as a hole in it, you put duct tape, it's as good as new on me and possibly as good as before that you have purchased saying on me? All right? So I want to talk to some of the audience right now. All right, So let's get it interactive on me? Uh you right there? Home? Make what's your name? Oh Rick Jackson? Are you related to Janet Jackson? By chance? And I had I just playing on mean hey, let me ask you this on me? What's thirty seven divided by three? Oh? Damn your buck? Congratulations? I'm not sure that was right, but you're sounding pretty confident when you said that, so I'm pretty sure you're right here. So yeah, congratulations. So the point is on me. Now, Batos like you that are smart, that are intelligent, that are constantly researching the next advances in technology make life easier for battles like me, and I not stop being so thank you for that, because without you, we wouldn't have the wheel, Homie, we wouldn't have flashlights or led lights that last. You know, they say they last twelf thirteen years on the package, but the only lass about five years. But that's neither here nor there, Homie. That's still longer than a normal normal lightball bay innovation, intention, teamwork, technology, and boom bringing it all together to make the world a better place. All right, Hey, but they have too many there's gonna be a frequent met out here. So if you guys could direct me to where that location is and uh yeah, I mean we could kick it right there, all right. So I'm creeper from keep doing your thing, homie, shout out to technology, and hey, but it's the food adding is it over here? Good? Thank you? Agree? L five beautiful cord. It does what little Homie one island. On this week's episode, will Junior fund out this date with Muddy Vella's a match made in heaven. Dang, take me for a walk or something. It's a trip because when I look into yourrize me, I feel like I know you already or something. You know, you're stupid either contacts or not even mine. Yeah, but they're still attached to you, know, so they're pretty much yours. Yeah, they belong to you, gang Junior, you're stupid. Give me a sandwich or is it a match made in hill? Why is it only half a sandwich? You gave the other half to another guard there, I'll get you the other. I want the whole thing supposed to be our day. I'm sorry. Damn, she's she's tripping, you know, Oh, dang, find out on this week's episode. We got that laughter for your soul and now too, then to the Frankie on this show. Damn, these Crossrood puzzles are a trippy all right, Hey, let's get to the next one. All right, check it out. A five letter word that's a warm, comfortable place on me? Hey, whooping? And you can't be saying words like that, Spencer to you. Yeah, it's a warm place, but this is a New York Times Crossrood bustled me. Call oh dang, who's at the door down? Special delivery for Creeper you follow me? Is the gift from the conference that I did last week? The funk are we supposed to do with the robot? An? I think you can maybe hop us out, you know, clean up around the house, maybe sweep the porch or whatever. On me. That's my heart carnal, you know, sweeping puts me into a meditative state. He well, spice scats a robot. Let's see you and tell regent it is. That's good A question? All right? Then, Hey, homie, do you ramber what I have? One? No, no, homie, do you ram I don't understand that question. Well, he mean like, what's your name or whatever? Do not have a name? Will you give me a name? Damn me? Kind of looked like a little chellyer. Maybe we'll call savet This reminds me of an ancient story of the greatest wint Tinder to walk this planet. This Votto could look you in your eyes and know exactly what great attention you needed on your vehicle. Dam And a lot of people don't believe me when I tell this story, but one time he did a Mitsubishi eclipse blindfold. Yeah, no bubbles, no scraper, and to this day he holds the record at thirty seven thousand, three hundred and eighty nine consecutive tin jobs without one single air bubbles, And everybody like, well, where did he go? Did he die? No? He moved to Santa Maria because your child support there, and now he has a successful tint shop up there. So yeah, if you want a good tin shop, then go up there to Santa Maria and tell them that I sent you. So in honor of the legendary tent master. We're gonna name this robot Carlos. Yeah, all right, Holmi, so a robot your name is Carlos, now, Holmi, okay, I will answer to Carlos. M m m m mmmm. We got that latter for your soul. And now too the into the Frankie on this show. I don't know what to give that special someone. How about an a t v D Carlos bock set. I look back at the legendary window tinder that defined the generation. You'll learn about carl Us his humble beginnings. He was the in theme before he could even walk. Yeah, travel back in time to the two thousand seven window tint Open. Take a masterclass in the world of tint from Carlos himself. Yeah, so we'll just make sure that there's more air bubbles and as an added bonus, will include the Carlos Audio book, perfect for road trips or for the gym. As the other children ran out into the waves under the hot sun, young Carlos preferred to sit in the shade. Such odd behavior, thought his Tia as she slathered sunscreen on her plump Conza. You get the a t V D box set plus the audio book for only order now, damn me, I don't know it was that word day that all we're Oh, it's on I gonna manaa hey, that's what it is on me? Is a real word? Tripped out? Okay, Creeper, I didn't realize you do that word on a mannapia. Okay, congratulations, he rub what's homi? Hey, creeper, I need to talk to you for a menu card. Hey, why are you all serious? Right now? Homi? Is it about that? Wait minut I give you for the chiefing that you're having on your undercarriage or what. No, it's not about that, carn It's about Carlos. He's been mad dogging me and I'm about to pipe that fool. No, no, no, no, Hey homie, you're just resting robot face. You know what I'm saying. Ho, you what you don't have emotions like that? Come on, No, there's something wrong with that fool. He's got bad vibes and I'm about the pipe them and found in the same room with them. Hey, who mean you're tripping me out right? Now? All right? All right, hey Carlos, Hey, come in here, Carlos, Yes, I can I assist you? Hey, Ruben, say, has you been tripping on that food? Is that true? Or what? I have not been tripping? See? There you go, ho me and smashal It's just a misunderstanding, all right. So hey one love or whatever. All right, So let's just kick it pretty more. I'm gonna talk to you, and I'm gonna let you know what he was telling me out front. Hey, Carlos, you were clowning that for out front? I he does not know how to use sweeping skills or an elementary level. See That's what I'm talking about, right there, Come here, fucking people, Hey, chill, chill, hol me can be fighting robots like that? You're on parole. Spence up. To you. Look at where where is this aggression coming from? John lit He was disrespecting. You have to really look at this. Okay, he's a robot, and if you really think deep, robots have never had a vels. Okay, ah, here we go again. Deal one of your stories. Eh, Imagine how much pleasure that you've had when your wevels have been caressed by someone that you're attracted to from a young age. I think I was eleven twelve years old when the hind Not first caressed my wevels, and all I can say is wow, you know it took me to another place, a planet of pleasure. So you have to understand, Reuben, that Carlos are robot has never had this experience. Spencer, I never really thought about it like that. Hey Carlos, come here. Hey man, my apologies. I didn't really think about that. You really don't have no levels because I know as many times as I got my wevel's crest, it's brought a lot of pleasure into my life. So Carlos, maybe you could sweep the porch, but we could sweep it together. That's okay, Ruben apology, Except I do fantasize a having Webbos. But maybe one day technology will take us there. But for now, let's be carnal Is and make this household work together. Yeah, that's what's so caring. On. Come here, we'll get you in the headlock out such he can't have that overload just from overload. Don't worry, Carlos. I'm gonna take you to Peter. He knows about computers and everything. Oh that's right, eye, Peter does no computers. You'll be able to fix you or whatever. Hey, let's go to my pretty salon. They will find out full right third m m m m m m. We got that laughter for your soul and now too. Then to the freaking king y'all this show? Oh wow wow, but it's in my three morning new pet little so you robot? Yeahs my function here right now works. Peter at a Peter come here. Oh hey guys, hey, Peter, please do something. Carlos saint doing too well, look at him. Okay, I got all my tools in the back. Oh my gosh, Peter. I love it when you fix things, Babe. After you fix Carlos, you can fix this, you bet. J Come on you guys here, come on, j c Hey, just fix the robottom. Let's get out of here, all right. I'm not saying Titanum all thing here, So I'm gonna need JC. I'm gonna need an Allen rnch. Okay, let's take him to the back square DROOMA are your tools that are in their eating Okay, I'm just gonna take a look at the motherboard here and unscrews. This is all right? Can you give me the w D forty? Oh my, here it is. Don't get that little bit nozzle. Yeah, babies before he's like a lubricant car. Carlos put some champs on chams initiated, baby, And the way you're sucking with technology and everything down makes my passy. Well, I w I need Peter. It's time to show me that win, baby, And everybody's like I meet a most loss, but now it's plus one because now we added Carlos. And I know, baby and Peter, you're already naturally good enough for me. But I love it that you know how to win about technology. And we got a release looking going on when two lovers and a ropeock can get it on. And you're already naturally good enough for me, But I love it when you went bove allgy. I need Peter. It's time to show me that ween er baby. And everybody's like, I meet out lost throughs. But now it's plus one because now we have Carlos. I need Peter, time to show me that we er baby. Everybody's like, I meet out a little bross, but now with last one because now we added Carlos. By baby, No, I start that vibrator in the back that you've got me too. Christmas is like nothing? Now why not? Because a curl It doesn't matter Carlos. As I open, we're starting to turn me. Why why should I get turned on the strap? Go down? I strapping. I'm strapped by brain around ran jack ran back turns, yeah yeah, I slow down flow yeah yeah, I got I. Peter, you okay, or you can run my great rub my back, rub my back, you do a great card. I go big. Challenge yourself, car challenge yourself body. O wow, you want to sew the card? Okay, I have to get back to the line. I have clients that are waiting. Okay, good job you grank that was amazing. Oh we got that lactor for your soul. And now to get into the Frankie on this show. All right, I'm sure I gott stopped by the grocery store and stop to see my sister, my goddaughter, Frankie, and then back to the carib Or trip out my dad's facetimeing me. Right now, I think you figured out how to use this iPhone. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? Pops? Hey? When your face time me? WHOA? All I see is your nostril in your eye, homie. Yeah, it's coming face up to the phone. I know, but FaceTime usually normally back away a little bit. But yeah, I guess you are facetiming. Huh. Well that's the way I do it. I put my face to it. Oh yeah, okay, whoa, what what's up? Afect? What you need Pops? Well? I just called you coming up program my VC for me? Oh that's right. You still need me know programming RECR You still use that technologies? All right, they have. I'll be through in our programming, so record your programs or whatever. Alright, alright, alright, good, okay, I love you, all right, I love you too, Pap. Okay, alright, good night. M m m m m m oh for tuning into another episode of the Frankie Next Show. Presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies Haigns, Olivia, Nick the Homie earned dog here in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kambia, Bobby d J Bugs, the legendary soul Assassin's Familia. You know how we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. That's an opportunity on the get down. We'll see you on the next episode of The Frankie on that show. That's what's soft right there.

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