The holidays are about helping friends in need. Special guests Frosty the Snowman and Chase Bernstein. New “Christmas Time” track with all your favorite Frankie characters.
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The following program is brought to you in living color. Hey, we all know there's a lot of Christmas specials out there, but this one's gonna be like, dang, hold me, that's what sucks. This is a very creeper Christmas. Creeper m jingle bells, jingle bells piece, just don't be lame. It's so fun kicking it with me, yelling at one pal who does cocaine, jingle bells, jingle bells, or comes Santa and his slave give them energy, thou my lessle Mrs Claus can't get laid, hey, so kick back and relax while I spread holiday vibes. And if you're acting dumb, then keep your eyes outside. Don't talk about your trauma because nobody really cares. My dea brought her new boyfriend, but that's neither here nor there. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Peaches, don't be lame. It's so fun kicking it away from me on that one deal. Who does cocaine? Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, And it's like giving mannergy. Mrs cos can't get laid. I'll thank you everybody, and welcome to a very creeper Christmas. Christmas special. As we all know, it's been a challenging year homies. You know I all the COVID's and everything, and you know the Raiders how they were doing pretty good, but then everything just kind of turning into whatever for the franchises all and everything. Uh, but let's not focus on that right now. HOMEI let's focus on the positive home, because we gotta keep it moving, you know what I'm saying, And so we need to be grateful for what we do have. A like my homegirl Becky, she had got her nails done on me and she was just driving a to go see her homegirls and while she was turning the stee wall on one of the turns a, one of her nails have fallen off on me. So she got all mad because she's like, you know, she paid a lot of fatry out for those nails on me, because when you can get expensive, as we all know. But I told her, I say, hey, like, guess what, and she's almost up creeper. I said, you still have nine more and she goes, oh, damn, I didn't even think about it like that, And I say yeah, and also on me, like you could just keep that that one, Um, busting now in your pocket on me and just walk around like that, and if you need to say hi to somebody, then just do a fist bump real quick. And you know nobody ever knows. So she's like, all right, that's what's up? Oh damn, someone's here? Who could that be? A check it out on me? Look who showed up. It's Frosty, that snowman. You would let me, hey creeper, Merry Christmas? Likewise on me? Ain't all friends, Frosty. But you look at her tore up or you've been on a sick one or what can you tell? I'm straight sewing, bro. Yeah, it looks like somebody took a bite out of your at too that you're using for her nose right now? That was me when I get stressed out, alley da anything damns? What suck? Hey? Maybe I can set you up with some troller fit classes. Hey, you know that helps shape some of that ice off your panza. I would be great, but they'll have to be quick because I gotta get the funk out of dodge. Oh dang, why did you catch your case or something? Or is your lady trippy? You don't just apologize to her home. You shall pro take you back. No, man, it's not my lady anyway. That ended a few weeks ago because she says she's polyamorous. Polly, what is that a disease or something? On me? She wanted to have an open relationship, you know, multiple partners. Oh day, sure pout on me like that. You would never know, because every time you see her she seems all nice and everything. She'll be like, hey, how are you doing? A creeper? But I guess behind the freezer door she gets down on some crazy shit. Huh hey, but let me ask you this, Frosty, when you bust on me, does it look like icicles? I just played creeper crazy? Well, the reason I came over is because I need some help getting to the north Pole. It's getting warmer outside faster than other winners. So if I don't leave soon, I'm a melt. Oh no, homie, I can't let that happen to you. Hey, you know what, maybe all that sometime if you can give you a writ and this that I'm flopped, You do that for me, And that's what the holidays are all about. It. We gotta help each other out fakes creeping. Hey, But do you mind if I, you know, sing a song for you right quick, for the special and everything, I would be honored. Crosty The Stallman had a lady who was by at birth. She was cool, but then she needed to get ram by everybody. That's not really what a crosty that stall man? Then I put it down back good because if he did, then maybe she'd be satisfied with this. I don't think that's where must stop. Been some magic that left the bedroom because once Frosty tried to put it down, this lady was not fulfilled. Look, she never said that Frosty, that's all. Man had a lady who was Polly Aver. She was cool, but then she needed to get ranned by everybody. Yeah even CENTI hit it h and Ricky Tompiang earned dog hit it even earned Yeah on me, she was really getting it out there. Wow, she's cool though, you know, she's very nice. Person might be too cool, but yeah even yall nice that uh yeah, James on me Cab everybody Risky hit it, Bobby Omen, Steve bo hit it. No, Steve Bows yeahs are hitting damn yeah and who else will? Oh he hit it ten yeah not n He's unbatheful. But she yeah, yeah, well I hope she's happy, all right. I mean I'm gonna cass. I'm trying to hook up that ride free all right, Thanks creeper, You're gonna save the day. What's up? M h When was the last time someone said passed me a called tortilla? No God, no God, no god. Your mom burned her fingertips flipping them over, and now you just want to wrap them in a towel along the table. That's disrespectful. Tortillas trias are a thing of the past. Step into the future with Dortia Tucker three thousand, Corn Tortillas, Flower Tortillas, Street doc Tortia, even Peter Bress. 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I go there when I want to let off some steam, you know what I mean, hang with my bros. Uh, you know, just down tomato fives, rock out, throw some axes. Uh. It's a really great feeling, you know, not as good as shredding a guitar solo. I just did that last week at Morongo Casino. But yeah, anyway, brother, you're gonna enjoy it. I hope you have a good time throwing some axes and uh, you know you know what I'm talking about. I don't really know what you're talking about, Primo, but I'll go try it and throw some axis. Hey I got something for you too, right on, Primo, I'm a tea with a bullet. Come my finger on the trigger on a pullet. Whoa, this is pretty cool man. Yeah, it's I'm Magic Bully Homies. So you know, I know you like to make your shakes and everything, so to represent with this, yeah, thanks Primo. Yeah, you know, I'd like to get my my shakes and stay hydrated, you know, get my protein, and I gotta stay on the open up for my gigs. You know, I got one actually coming up. We're going all the way up to you, but city. Actually this weekend we're gonna get some spots on the way by Salia and uh I think my my buddy lined up another gig out in Bakersfield, so you know we're just gonna hit hit all the California you know what I mean, all the hot spots. Yeah that's so Yeah, thanks a lot, pretty moss fucking ride. Yeah, no problem on me. Good luck on your gigs and everything. Yeah. I saw Frosty out front. Man, he's not looking too good. That was tripping because he's got to get back to the North Pole later else he's gonna mouth on me. Is there anything I can do? No, it's all good, pretty more. I gotta hit up something I see if you can give him a right back, I got actually got a calm right now. Alright, then, primo, I'm gonna go use my magic bullet, make me a shake, maybe a mix some smart chota and it so, I don't know, fucking du alright then that's what's pretty See you later for Christmas. Oh yeah, for sure, for sure, creeper, all right, I can call this customer sport line on me there, no, no, no, no, no Christmas, Hello Christmas Espanol. If you have a change of address, press one. You no longer have an active chimney. Press too to check the status of your child's naughty or nice designation. Press three. If you'd like to report a defective Christmas stocking. Press four to repeat this menu. Press the star key to speak to a customer service ELF. Press zero. Your call is very important to us. Please hold for the next available representative. Damn it, don't put me a hole. No one Christmas to definitely Santa's Workshop. How can I help you a Merry Christmas. I hope your Christmas is going good in everything seeing if you get out me on me how can I help you? Well, I have a little situation all right. You know Frosty Snowman. You know about of course, Yeah, well he needs to get to the North Pole because but war means and everything. So if you can get it right, you know, sir, this is an expedia. Well I know, homie, it's the North Pole. So I wanted to see if Santa can give him a ride, you know, Santa, Santa Claus you're talking about? Uh yeah, I mean what other Santa? What I'd be talking about. Listen, I've worked here for eight years and I haven't seen that man once. What are you talking about? This is the North Pole, right, I mean his pictures are on the wall and stuff and like on the website, but now I've never had an actual conversation with him. Wait what but he works right there right in the North Pole Center and that's the headquarters. Sanna's Workshop is a giant company. I mean this call center alone, that's a four hundred employees, the top one. Congratulations, we're competing with Amazon and with everything, with the supply chain. It's like I can't even get into it right now, that's a trip. Hey, we'll check this out. This is an emergency, okay, So if you could just tell Santa that it's creeper, Okay, creeper. I don't know what to tell you here. He's really hard to get a hold of. And he's old school, you know. It's I don't even think he has a cell phone, and if he does, it's probably a Samsung like from two thousand twelve. Oh damn, sometimes Sam so so fust of luck. But also don't call back like that. All right, well, happy holidays to YouTube. Then stop employing my ast. We got it right here, her dog boy. The scent of the Christmas tree builds up the living room. We got the pistol sitting all night so we can keep it cool. All that has got the assembly line it full effect on the flames that molests a rut. Next, Oh yes, yes, your for your okay, let's put a lighter to the figerplace and finished on wrapping the presents because I found me that worked so hard. That's right, we work hard that daily, and now time to drink that glat till we get off crazy. I wanted please just settle down. Nobody tells me to settle down. Okay, not even Santa Pass Bush play bump the music out the speaker, gotta work out this Tamas, So you're better call the homie creeper you were let time ConTroll of fitness on Christmas say back straight, chin up, representing Handle business, say sometimes that hope. I say, what's up? Oh your scrapper, thanks for the energy fast. I could never get enough. But if you can break back my DA's tupperware. Oh yes, scrapper, because sometimes she asks done for I swear, representing on Christmas time, we're bumping Christmas jams, enjoying time with all of the familia. Representating on Christmas time, we're pumping Christmas jams, enjoying sharing. Hold on. Sometimes it's hard to get fulls up in the Christmas spirit. I try every year with Emo Primo phin, trying to hear it. Christmas is soul name it's consumerism at its finest. Yeahful, but it brings Famila together. And you can't deny this. Who sort even like more family, come on more? Okayia wouldn't have a soul. Oh look it's the little homie junior glaviz aful about a little ornament for the bottom half of your Christmas tree. Thanks little Gee. We keep it popping because we wanna. But you know what, ain't a party without the homeboy Batanga Wow fun. I love the body time for the holidays, and they're spending it on it. The less her days, dancing, eating, chilling, drinking, enjoying the holiday box and all the Christmas lights that I'm seeing Max percussion is the chopper slitting here a jingle that's Santa rolling through the drop presence and all the people representing on Christmas time. We're bumping Christmas jams, enjoying time with all of the familia representing on Christmas time. We're pumping Christmas gams, enjoying time with all of our familia representing on Christmas time. We're bumping Christmas jams, enjoining time with all of them represating on Christmas time. We're pumping Christmas champs and joint time with all of M m M. We got that laughter for your soul and now tune into the Frankie game. You're on this show? Are you and overworked helf with the boss that's way too demanding? Does the CEO of your company procrastinate all year and expect you to pick up the slack at the end of the year. Well, goody, goody gum drops. Enough is enough. Called the law offices of sugar Plumb and Dingleberry, and we will win your case today. Just listen to these testimonials. Yeah, and the health community. We have each other's backs pretty much, you know. But our boss be tripping for like most companies they have like oh first quarters, second quarters or fourth quarters, but our boss always waits to like to December. He was like, oh, we gotta get this and that, but I lay for my backwards, you know all, and you'd be like, no, we gotta keep working. So I said, Charlie, I'm gonna call the law offices of Sugar Plumb at Dingleberry because all my back and they not only do I not have to work for this winter, but I'm still getting paid. So yeah, I call those foods. My name is Sparkles and Avnel, the big guy in the red hat on all holly jolly with me. After our well, I called sugar Plumb and Dingleberry and I settled out of court. A jillionaire called the law officers of sugar, plumb and Dingleberry today toll free one eight hundred goody goody gum drops. That's one eight hundred goody goody gum drops. I'm sorry frosted here, I couldn't get ahold of suns and like I told you, I would, Hey, but I sco. I'm still trying to see if j C has enough points to hook your for the fly. Well that's awfully nice of you, creeper, for you to get your friends to help. I don't treat Frosty. It's gonna be all right. HOLDI, oh, hey, look who it is on me. It's j C. I came here as fast as I could. Frosty already melting. How long do you have? Maybe just a couple of hours or so. We need to move quick. Oh hey, maybe that help us out. Hey you guys, can I interest you let you or maybe opinion? Oh not right now, because I was good. We need to get Frosty back to the North Pole. Homan all and Frosty whoa. Maybe he can help in my car, but that might take two years to walk there. That's gonna be too long. Hold me, yeah, he's probably gonna be all melted by them. Fuck Frosty. Wait a second, may I might know somebody who can help. He's one of my biggest customers. Let me cook him. Hi, Hi senior. Hello, I was checking to see if you enjoy the I knew you were my friend. Uh so I was seeing if you can have some amas. They are in trouble. They you knows, Frosty, the snowman, the snowman, the snowman. Yes, okay, well he needs to get to the North Pole. Pork. He will die. Okay, he's he's melting. Oh serious, Oh okay, hey you guys, he will be here shortly. No when really you found some money you take Frosty? Yes, no joking, no joking? Oh my god, are you serious? Frost He's gonna get see I hate like that, don't matter what you call I like I said, he's one of my best customers. Check it out. It's Max Peterson from kul on news on me and it's Chopper God, come on, I got room for Thank you, Max, Thank you, thank you, thank you much. All right, goush, come out, strip up chalk. We're gonna go and come through the rocket and do well. Probably experience mere pocket share from there. We here, Lord that we should be shool. Shelly. Then on now on the way to the north call get profit back home, and they won't get you back your I will lead us on time Creeper for a Merry Christmas Day. I just get Max. He's gonna turn out to be a feeding at Christmas after all, Homie. That's what's suck. Merry Christmas everyone, and don't forget to separate your trash for recycling. It's important. Sent there for tuning into another episode of The Frankie In Your Next Show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. 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