Toupee or not toupee.

Published May 27, 2024, 7:00 PM
  • I get instrument vibes from you.
  • Why do girls persist with school friendships?
  • Cooker Katie and her gold.
  • Balding men.
  • Old school letter writing.

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Well, well, well it's still happening. Kate, lamebra blinky blinky, blinky blink, very good.

Can you play an instrument? No? One of the surprises me regret of mine, because I do have no inclination to put in the work required.

I get weird instrument vibes or you. So if you said to me, oh yeah, I can play the violin or cell I'll be like, oh yeah, that makes I did.

Play the violin when I was like god, primary, so why did I pick up that? That's really funny? And maybe I've told you.

No, there's just particular instrument vibes from people.

Imagine me starting school in Queensland when we'd come back from New Guinea and I was Jehovah's witness with short brown bowl cut hair, carrying a violin case and going to my high school, which I believe you're quite tall already. I don't know, yeah, probably, and knock need and going to my high school which had girls with like blonde curling hair and a very high abortion rate. Okay, And here you came. When I was in grade ten, one of the girls who was really pretty but savage af had a boyfriend who was in prison. Oh hot, So how do you reckon? I went at that school. How do you Reckoni? How do you reckon? Katie?

I think this story needs the sound of a violin.

It does need a little violin. Luckily, I ha my then girlfriend Joel, who was the only other Jehovah's witness who was at that school, Joe, the Jehovahs, Joel, okay, the Jehoah.

I and all of our listeners, yes, would find it very hard to comprehend Caitlinebrook not being in the core group.

Oh yes, come on, work in the room. Okay, you know what?

Well, when did this skill kick in the chats, the charm, the life of the party. When did that happen?

I don't know how you describe? Who is this woman? Speak? She's as I think that I always had a vivid inner life, and also, probably unlike now, spent a lot of time listening. Oh and disagree you disagree? Five meetings a week, that's a lot. Yeah. Anyway, So I think I always had this just inner life that I couldn't wait to explode. Yeah, I couldn't wait to get into get it out there. Yeah, in your creative avenues as a writer. And one day I remember, do you want to hear it?

If this was a movie, you would have put the violin down and picked up a pen.

Oh, yeah, I would have. And then I would have started a newsletter where I out all the bully girls and I go, your boyfriend's not really in prison, he just doesn't want to see you. And then I'd seal it and leave it under d Block and they'd find it every week and they'd be like, who was writing these letters? I want to watch this movie? Yeah, but now they wouldn't read let's actually.

You just described gossip Girl, by the way, the TV.

Series, of course, a great series. Anyway, one day, the D Block girls, who were these really that really tough girls? Grade nine?

You know, tough all girls school, no no.

State school, state school, broadly state school.

I would go out on a limb here and say all girls schools are probably even rougher than co.

Ed Maybe I don't know, the girls think they're rougher in life the journey of life. Okay, like the girls I know who went to all girls schools, a lot of them sort of, they've got this tight core group that they have to get together with. And to me, it seems like, oh my god, it's so funny that you've just said this, because I have said for years to a number of my close girlfriends, why do you persist with this group that they force themselves to have this dinner.

Twice a year?

Fatality?

There's six months of WhatsApp messages to figure it out where to go. Everyone has an opinion on price, everyone complains about who's complaining about the prices of things and what restaurant to go to. There's sub ghost WhatsApp groups talking about the other people in their WhatsApp group that they can't talk about. And it's exhausting just to be an outside and.

Someone's always scared of something's someone that you're all scared of. We're forty and they are forty years old.

They have this dinner, this girl's catch up, and then all the scars pop up again, all the like, all the little insider trading that happened.

In my school pops up, and it's like you never move on, No one moves on, And then interially don't see anyone from my past. I mean, I don't know, and I've got a lot of past.

Yeah, and I don't know if this is some sort of like gay gay thing, like a trauma thing I had. I had a good group of I went to an old boy school and we had I had a very lovely group of guys, big group of mates, and they're all great, and they're all very lovely gentlemen, and they sometimes come to my show and we catch up and it's all good. They're all still the same call group as we were when we were like, but.

In high scheme tensions with a group of blokes stupid.

It does seem a lot more chill.

Yeah, the girl.

I just don't think guys can nuanced.

You know, all that women supporting women, A lot of that is bullshit.

Well, no, I feel like my female friends have friends.

Yeah we do.

They've got their tribe and they've got their real friends, So why are they bothering with this group from twenty years ago.

Because they can't let go off because women need that history. Okay, they're like, yeah, I think so, even if it's fraught with yeah, it's but all our relationships are fraught because when we were sitting around the campfire, you guys would go off with queen. You guys would go off stay school. Well it was it was primitive, but you guys would go off with spears, and we would have to sit with each other women. And so women's reading of each other is incredibly nuanced. So in a split second, women process everything about each other. Long hair, no hair, short hair, dyed hair, gray hairs, wax, dada dada. But black brown's eyelashes like straight away, right, that's what we do. And also we had to learn to do that. So when people say women supporting women, it's it's just a it's just a it's just a slogan, because what women really do is because when the chips are down, your female friends will be the greatest friends you have.

You have a number of very close female friends. I'm just wanting to throw that in because your little rant the moment sounds like you're not at all.

I'm just saying it's there's a very complex process that women go through with each other.

I wonder if you're on some level, it's on a very small scale, like when I meet another gay guy at a part, do you have? What do you do?

Okay, give me the other ones here? Is it? Yeah? Right? Look for it's not us.

I think it's put on us. So not so much now I think everyone's moved on a bit. But back in the day, like, what do you mean it's put on us from everyone else at the party?

Oh, that's not good.

There's the other gay. It's a thing for other people. Not so much now that you you know, the older you get, the more the smaller groups come and very really.

What's your archetype? Like one are your archetypes? If there's certain like there's a party gay or there's a body builder gay, but there's.

Also the gay who's the I'm gay, but I'm not one of those gays, right, And that comes from and I feel that's you've got to work through that because that comes from like homophobia that we're that's put on us when we're young, right, And so they're like, yeah, I've got a guy, but I'm not I'm not faggy. It's those gays.

Yeah, and they're becoming.

Far and few between now, which is great. That's progress. And I feel sorry for those because I have to do a lot of work.

What do you like, nerdy gay or what are you? I said to me with the cool group.

High school, I don't know what I am. Oh, I know that I saw.

Oh my goodness.

Sorry, wow, that's what that's what the podcast is all about. But that's what were we talking about.

But it was a nuance of school group.

Yeah, I just said, you look like someone that would play an instrument.

That's it.

We're actually still in the intro part.

Well, you're in the intro part of the pod, and welcome to the back up. And our guarantee to you that you will feel better at the end of this than you do at the beginning.

If you're a woman, you will feel better at the end of this than you do it that bullshit dinner that you go to once a year.

Sure, the girls from your I was so debrief about it. And there's a reason why it makes you feel strange because it's so complex. You're quite right to find it strange but also compelling. Like me with below deck, Now I have to.

The people that are new to the buck up. My very intelligent friend, moderate author and broadcaster Yeah, has.

A true and deep love with.

Below Deck, and I'm trying to get involved just to feel included because everywhere.

I looked like you would survivor. Yeah right, but you started watching Survival last year.

I know I did.

I loved it and it works. I have tried so hard to do. You know, I don't know where to watch it now. TV No, but it can't turn on the TV because they've made it impossible. It's to turn on the TV and then they free to ATV is like doing. What are we going to do? I'm like, you did it when you decided to make everyone go digital. Now I literally cannot turn on the TV. There's got to be loving number. No, I'm not doing your shadow labor. Not doing this shadow.

Labor, that's true. I'm sorry for I want to watch a show and I go to an app on the on the TV and it says scan.

Or the bye bye yeah bye bye TV off No nothing. Well that.

No TV show slash movie in the world has me scanning a bar code on my phone to log in. Why would you make it harder?

Because I want the numbers, but what they actually don't want number? Just let me let us watch barcode, let us watch. If we ever have merch, it's going to be the buck Up. Let us what like a nineteen eighties tattoo of a barcode oh or.

Something like that.

Anyway, Below Deck you love it. I just love it. You're lying to your family to watch more apps. I am, I still am, and watch this for work. Let's say it all the time. My husband knows I'm not.

Watching all the way. If your kids are like what jobs mum got? Watch below Deck nine hours a day.

It's about So here's my plan. The buck Up will go on a below deck cruise. Let's do it. And maybe this would be a big risk, okay, because there's okay, there's three of us. There's Sasha French, you me, thank you. There's Jack who has his own brilliant podcast by the way, called One Minute Remaining, and.

It's got nothing to do.

He's got me sucked into.

Nothing to do with blow Deck, No, nothing at all.

It's got to do with behind bars. We talks to prisoners. And there's Dom. Well we've never met Dom, we probably never will meet. He does the finish on this gets gets a finish. What's he said?

Dom?

Is he disturbed? But he likes it?

Hello, this mystery Dom that works on our podcast.

So there that would be that is our six five? Five? Okay, that's five. And then maybe would we take some randomness like people like apply to be on below deck? Okay, this is what I've got to get to the bottom of it. How can people contact us and tell us how it works? The buck up podcast? Thank you, thank you. One day we'll learn that because they and I don't want anyone lying to us and going they're real passages. They're not real passengers. All you have to do is watch hang on.

Are you saying that we go on as passengers or as workers as passengers? That's fun.

I don't know how it works. Oh my gosh, they work so hard. I think that's why I also enjoy it, because I live with four lazy children and.

By the sounds of it, lazy, and then I love how hard they work lazy.

I'm in love with your country woman, Asia New Zealand. She's hell greatest. Oh she's the greatest. She's just beautiful.

Why are we talking about blow Deck?

I don't know. Are you standing. You go to the park, the dog park. No, that was another and pretend you're in survive another way. That was here it exercises last week thinking of conversations from a week ago. I just listened to it.

That's why I had a beautiful shine.

Thank you don talking about it. On this side, no one knows, No one ever knows. Let's take a little break and read.

No, we are going to get to the bottom of this.

Let's reach our steps like Burke and Wills, who you've tried to stop me from mentioning. But they're a constant. You know what they are. They're are north stars.

Okay, here we go.

We need to reverse.

We went all the way back to me saying that you look like someone that would play an instrument.

That's what. Okay, But why did you say that? You asked if I was musical? You just know I'd love to same with the language.

Okay, but hang on, you're not helping me here. Oh what were you talking about starting the podcast?

Asked the topic? Oh what was.

Do you want to clue?

Yeah, give me let's buzz in if we know. Okay, precious metals okay, financial plan so atual planner, so we have a financial planner. So probably about ten years ago when I had a year off work, my husband and I, though we've got four children, we didn't have a will, did not have a will, and everyone.

Was like, it surprises me about your husband.

So yeah, well he did end up organizing. It took him all year to do. You know, by the time you're bla and your blar. And we had to work out where the children go when we die, the irony being that we're so fed up with children, we'd probably have offed ourselves. They're still run away from home. Faked our own disappearance anyway, So we had got this financial planner who I had met at a wellness retreat.

Oh Jesus, this is going to end well.

Yeah, and he's a cooker.

I've connected some dots pretty quickly here with this story.

Yeah, he's a proper cooker. I love him. I love I don't not love him. Yeah, I love him from going he has the air. No, he also slightly has the air of some one day you're going to go and your bank accounts are all drained, and but you've got a coffee animal with him, and there's a postcard from Brazil. Yeah, you know, for your money. Yeah, all that, yeah, anyway, So once a year he comes. He's from interstate, and once a year he comes and we have to have a meeting with him, and I'm always like, I hate those meetings. Done to go for you, He's made them really short.

Now, right, got to get out of here. Got a suitcase with the money anyway, playing ticket books.

So he made us do self managed super It's really a tedious It was such a tedious process. But now we like manage our own super funds and stuff anyway, and he made us buy gold, so we have our super fund is actually gold that's in a vault that we discovered when lockdowns happen, when the zombie apocalypse comes. We're never going to be able to get that gold anyway, because it was shut during the entirety of COVID anyway, whatever vaults are normally shut, but because no, no, you've got to go in there to get them, we didn't have access. Even with our handprint, our iris print, and we've got to go together with our matching sets.

You can walk into a vault and just take time our own I might go shopping.

With it, our own our own gold.

Yeah, Okay, did someone tell me once is this true that there's no more gold? Like the gold is like that of gold in the world's really small, it.

Is, it's finite. And do you want to know something? I know you don't want to learn anything.

Well, this is so far very relatable content, is it.

Well, everyone's got super everyone's got super contact us. How much gold do you want? Well, it's just a weird thing that our superannuation is exactly like your superannuation. But it's not in a fund. It's not. No one making a little house.

Symbol I think plays for secret oil companies.

Yeah, that's right anyway. But so he came down last week and he's gone to the next level in his vault, no, in his cookerishness and predicting the end of time, yeah, the world of money financial and so far he's been actually like it should be depressingly accurate. But I enjoy him so much it really gives me a back up. But he kept talking about things and saying how inflation is this record high, and banks are overthing and this bank's going to collapse and that bank's going to collapse. But he kept saying, you won't read about that in the prostitute media, the prostitute and then I thought, is he saying prostitute? Is he saying prostitute? It's in prostitute because he doesn't like the mainstream media. And then he took at the next level. Poor Peter, He's not on board with any of this corchorishanas at all. He's sitting there, I've cut up an apple. He's sitting sliced apple. And then he goes a bad guy in a quentin tarantine. I always need to put out a snack. And I don't know what he's I don't know what he's on.

What regimen. He's a power will play of a man sitting there slowly slicing.

It's already sliced. I wouldn't trust him with a knife. And then he goes the prostitute whore media. Oh my god, I'm like, what's going on? Of which I am part of?

Please follow the bicker.

The prostitute hall media. Anyway, apparently things are all going down the shitter. We're all doomed.

We're all doomed. Podcast is called the Backup Bucker.

Full Warned is full And you know what the point of the buckup is. Things that have gotten us down and how we buck ourselves up out of it?

Can you press cook? I've been way too long of a rant to not fire off the gas prostitute.

Oh, media, he gave me a clipping to read, like an article to read. Still, yeah, he's like totally on board using paper and I imagine fossil fuels and burning tree. He's not my financial planner, is not Greta Thornburg? Is she going? Do you think.

How much gold is at her own?

Quite a bit? I would imagine, I reckon she's done? Alright? Hey, oh I forgot that is it? That was the point. That's it. There was something else, But anyway, Kate Nathan Valvo, Hey, honest opinion? Yeah, what's your take on bald men? Oh what are you reckoning? All right?

Maybe speak on barlf of your personal opinion and then maybe what you think the wider community feel about bald men.

Well, you know what I find bald mean quite attractive, And what I mean is I'm not attracted to their baldness per se. But my dad was bald and was a very handsome man. I went out with a bald guy and I used to like kissing his bald head. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, and my dad's I would always kiss my dad's bald head. I loved it. But it is not you know, if I was a man, I wouldn't be wrapped about going bald.

Yes, there is something has shifted in the last year or two where anti balding stuff and hair plugs and like hair transplant surgery and drug stake.

It's taking over. Yeah.

Yeah, my demographic like men of like late thirties, early forties, it is all anyone's talking about.

That's right.

My TikTok, my Instagram, Like every third thing I've put up is like in my feed that I'm going through is about like hair lost drugs. And there's billboards. Now there's a billboard us all the other day.

I've seen it too. Hair transplants billboards are going up.

I now know personally two friends that have had hair transplants.

Sine. I know a doctor who became a hair transplant specialist. Yeah. Yeah, he used to do it with a footy team and now he's like but not doing a hair train now he just does hair transplants. Yeah.

It's really everywhere. And now there's all this stuff online about famous actors that have had it. And they do like the comparison videos, and you can tell when they have it. Apparently, a really big sign is when they wear a baseball cap or a bandanna for a while, because it's.

Like they all went, that's every American gay.

It's like three or four months recovery time.

Oh but hang on, let me riddle me this. Yeah okay, So, and I know it's massive in Turkey and people are always like, you can get it for a third of the price in Yeah, yeah, yeah, but where do they get the hairs from? Well?

This will blow your mind? Right, So the amount of people that get hair transplants in Turkey are you ready for this?

This will blow your mind that are not Turkish. Yeah, No, Turkey full full stop. Who go there and get it?

Where they're from is worth three billion dollars a year for their economy, I want to remember, billion dollars worth, God, for the economy.

That's like Nigerian princes to Nigeria. All the UK guys, Australian men are doing it now.

Apparently when you fly to Turkey on the way back there's just nothing but men in caps and swollen heads.

Apparently head swell huge.

Apparently it's like in Australia it costs like twenty grand. There it's about two and a half three grand.

But now what you can do is get one.

Well now you can get a package.

So that's this whole thing.

You get your flights, accommodation, the operation five day recovery.

A retreat Thailand for plastic surgery.

So they're like they've cornered the market for hair transplants.

So are you into it?

Because you've got here's a thing, this is there's work going into this. So I do two things. Do you think it is going? It's been standing for ages, absolutely is fighting back. Okay, would you go have absolutely absolutely want to come with you on desk Turkey?

Yeah, well not.

Turkey'll probably just do it locally. Money, Why wouldn't we go to Turkey.

And have a beautiful holiday on the below deck yacht to.

So what they do is they go to the back of your head. So the backstrip of a man's head, all the way at the very back down the bank, down the base is where it's very rare to go balled at.

I've always got it at like most collar line a bit further up. But yeah, most of the time do they take a strip out of They used to.

God, I could talk about this or I'm so obsessed with that. They used to take an entire strip out and then just replant it at the front of your head. But then did you always have it like then they'd close that bit off and sew it together.

So you a necklift at the time.

But now they do hair by hair, so they a doctor individually grabs one hair folecule, pulls it out, goes to the front, and then reinserts it to the front bit.

And it can take.

Days sometimes hair by hair hair Most of the time it's like twelve to fifteen hundred is the norm. But you can get like three thousand done or five thousand dollar and it takes days, and you've gotta lie there. They give you some valium apparently you lie down with your hair down. But then there's like a TV screen on the floor.

Oh yeah, you can watch a film like being at the dentist when they have one of It is the thing.

I look up late at night, probably two to three times to watch video when I can't sleep. I might hair transplant videos, before and after videos. I watched documentaries about it. I'm so it's my little guilty thing. It's your below deck, it's my below deck, my blow hairline.

And so you've got real rich around.

Your mutual friend of ours we will not name, told us that she had a date with a guy and then went and stalked him on Instagram and all these videos with getting a hair.

Put her off him. Yeah, but I'm like, that wouldn't put me off a guy, even though I know it's a bit, But what's a guy supposed to do?

Yeah, well, this is what I'm doing. So I'm doing the would you go ball, I'm doing the oral drugs. So no, I'm not this, but would you there's an off there's an oral drug called for nest Ride. Right, you're gonna love this. You're gonna love this. In the seventies or eighties, they had this drug for men and women to take for enlarged prostates. What and today women women men? There was another reason for women. I can't know what it was. That's how it works, right, You've got one and then the men and especially that we're taking this drug for the prostate, also as a side effect.

Getting rolling hair.

All this extra hair was growing on their body. And so then they figured out the smallest amount you can take that doesn't affect the prostate but makes you grow hair, So.

Now you can go to the doctor. So you've got that. Many friends I know are on it. How do you take it once a day? What are the side effects? Low libido?

Right? Some get it really bad. Some get it really bad and actually have to stop the med all together.

And that was all warning that you've got that.

I got it a little bit, but I kind of just stuck with it and pushed through and d and then you wag in about like six months, I was fine.

Solid effects of so many things? Is low labida? Yeah?

Right? Because it's a hormone blocker. This drug literally is blocking a hormone that stops your hair from falling out.

And you know how bulled men always go and it's become a thing too much testosterone. But that's not true.

I don't think so, because this one blocks one to make Oh maybe, so I do that. A lot of men do that. They don't talk about it, but they do. And then I do the rogain every night. It's a moose that you ribe into your hair.

Does that make your gray hair go brown? No? What's that called?

I don't it's shoe polish.

You know that thing that they that men do in the shower and makes their hair go funny. I don't know. I don't know that, but this one I do that, do that and that every day. It's a commitment.

My husband's doing it, my friends are doing it, as I said.

But it's not as much fun.

I just just feel like it's really shifting. Something's happening out there with with hair and men.

Let me just say this, This is all great what you're doing, but it's the equivalent of me for years going to get waxed and then I discovered laser hair removal. Right, how is it?

What are you talking about?

Well, you're doing daily kneir and taking things. Just go to Turkey mate and get the get the It's still about it.

It's still into operation. It's still a big thing to get. I think it is major three billion a year. I know there's a lot of people doing it.

Oh there's a few ball Charlie's doing it. Anyway, I love it. I would totally one hundred percent do it.

All right, I'll keep you on my path on my journey. Maybe I'll end up doing it and then we'll be bucked up rocking with a ponytail one day.

I would one hundred percent if I was a man and I was booked, it would do something about it. My father had a two pay and had, of course, as men with two pays have, had, had misadventures with his two pays. Wind once on a garage door when he was opening the garage door and it was one of those tilted doors, tilted doors, and it hooked on the on the lock of the of the tilted door and whipped it off his head. And once when he was witnessing and a low hanging branch whipped his two pay off, and it was you know, it was luckily he wasn't secretive about wearing a two pay, but that's still embarrassing. It's like when people take your hat off at a part. Yes, and yeah, I hate that too. So my mother likes to write letters, so she wrote this letter to her, and Dad booked a trip to Italy to visit us when we were living there. And then when lockdown having you know, everyone's flights were all canceled or whatever, and it was on Emirates A. Mom's like, they won't give us a refund, and Dad was like their real end. It just takes a long time. There are so many people all around the ville they needed money back. Just be patient. I want the money yard right. So then she says to me, I've written a letter. I've written a letter.

Let me share the handrit with you.

Handry.

I love that handry before we continue. My thing about handwritten letters is how do I know it to post it? What's like the Emirates Adre.

I don't know how she finds things out because she apparently can't Google, but she can when she's got when she's on a mission to his most something Majesty shake Mohammed Bin rushed al muck tune.

He's some Saudi princes that owned he owns.

Okay, he owns. Thank you Google, Your majesty, please make allowances for not knowing the correct form of address for an exalted patronage as yourself. I write to request your Majesty's help, and I don't know who else might help with my problem.

She went straight to the break, got straight to the.

Biggest Karen I've ever correct, And she's like she puts in the dates I booked and paid in full for business class return far life self and my wife. She's pretending that she's dad because she knows that they take a deem Yeah yeah, yeah.

And return business class man. That's fifteen k oh.

They were retired. Still, it's proper money, yeah, no, one hundred percent. But Dad was just saying, be patient with wheelchair assistance because of my impaired mobility. This included an overnight stop at Dubai International Airport Hotel. We intended visiting our daughter and her family in Bolgna for three weeks. Blah blah blah. I had to cancel blah blah blah due to the COVID nineteen virus. This booking was made and canceled at the flight center. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I am eighty eight years old and my wife is eighty four, so you can imagine how upsetting and disastrous.

This is for US disasters. Is such a good place perfect.

We would be so very grateful for your Majesty's help in getting the refund. We are a dew and then she's put the amount in US dollars and in Australian dollars. Also, how did she work that out? Okay, calculator. We command our request to the mercy of Almighty God and to your Majesty Majesty's magnanimity and goodwill, most humbly and sincerely, your servant, wow Yl Langbrook, Yeah, your servant, Your servant Yan L. Langbrook and per Sa Langbrook ps attached find four pages documenting our dealings with flight Center and guess what happened? They got the refund. Three weeks later, she got a refund. Now she maintains to this day that it's because of that letter she wrote. And then she actually said to me today, I don't think. I don't think the Sheikh actually saw the letter himself, but one of his lack he saw it and action.

Do you think that happens like a complaints department a United Arab em?

I look, yeah, I want to believe in the letter.

I want I want to believe in the power of the pen.

Do you reckon? I can write him a letter and say can you just clean something? I don't think that many people write his name again it is his name is Sheikh Muhammad bin Rashid al Maktoum.

I reckon write him a letter, please.

To his most gracious magicty you want need to buck up his day.

Of course, it'd be like I haven't had it. He hasn't had a handwritten letter in many a year.

Once, when I was coming back and you know, you stop it to buy hair put or dohad, depending what eline you're staying at, there was a chic at the gold counter buying so much gold your goal.

It was all one curious.

We had a thumbnail. We've got a thumbnail of what he was buying. He was buying the cords of jewelry. They had security guards going into some back vault and bringing it out for him, and he was draping. He had all these servants who were with him, and I wanted to say, would you get me a little You're a very rich man. I was here about girls who have gone over there to work as escorts and they get a ruby put in their belly button as they get violated in other orifices. But whatever, they know what, they know what. It's a transaction. But you know what I mean. I wanted to say to him, would you get me a little something? Just a little something?

Why did you have to ask? As a character from way miss, I.

Don't know because I don't know. I wish I had asked. It was a happy ending. Yeah, it's happy your.

Parents got their money, they got their money back. That is a buck up, a massive bucks at the buck up set, the backup sash.

Up. That was a surprise ending of the It's always a surprise. Everything's a surprise. Letters. Also, I'm in the middle of writing a letter to do you want me to tell you or wait till next episode.

Maybe just tell us who it is and then you can fill us in next time.

J j Lo. She needs a buck up, she needs to be coming for her.

They need to read it.

Also, I watched that. I watched the keep it for next week.

Maybe it's homework, like it's a book club. People can go and see clips.

Of that documentary. Do they know it's called My My Life is Hard or something? No, my love the love of my life. Life is poor Jay. I'm impressed with her work ethic. I saw she could, she could work on below deck.

Well, that's gonna come across as Rachel. But I saw I saw her concert like a few years ago and it was excellent.

Yeah, she works hard. That could come across as rationality.

I've never seen the show.

I don't know. Yeah, well you're what do you think it's all Filipinos?

Well, I don't know.

My best girlfriend analysis Filipino. Guess what she doesn't work on below? Deep? Okay, she's an EA. The buck Up podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook and him Nate Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.

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